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Blah, Blah, Blah. Welcome to my profile. Hope you like the catchy music! :p

First off, my name is ameila. Here is my profile. Copy anything you want. Blah. By the way, I copy long pharagraphs of 'if you're this, copy this into your profile' so don't be surprised if you see a buch that's on your profile.

'insert boring phrase here' 'insert lame phrase here' 'insert catchy music here'

Please read my stories everyone!! (and review, but that's like duh!!)

Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Thanx to 2 nerds named Jessi and Kayla

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc., Amelia234,

Peanut Butter goes with jelly. It also goes with chocolate. Jelly goes with bread, and bread crumbs are good on chicken. Chicken is good with ketchup. Ketchup is good on a hamburger. Hamburgers are sold at McDonald's. McDonald's is not healthy for you. If you like all or most of the stuff that I said here, copy and paste this onto you page. If you don't, copy and paste anyway but stop eating at McDonald's because it will make you fat.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are willing to rebel against the flamers and anyone who is bad in the world and harms any animal or plant of any sort (except a few selected) copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Amelia234,

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into yor profile.

If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over nothing, copy this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. I do.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

if you are enraged that you get so many hits on your stories and almost none of them leave a review then past this on your profile and add your name: goldacharmed, kittiekat10105, amelia234

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Battle of my Labyrinth by believeinthegods reviews
A battle of epic proportions. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,893 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 10/31/2007
Fluffiness Rules Everything for a While by CrayolaMarkers reviews
PERCABETH, of course. It started out as pure fluff -- and don't get me wrong, the first chapter is -- but it sort of turning into an adventure-romance from Annabeth's POV. Sphinxes, kisses, awkward moments, check!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,748 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008
The Percabeth Fight by RozenHound reviews
In a rather late sequel to the earlier "Percabeth Debate" the goss- I mean documentary, we bring you the couples first fight, awww, aren't they cute? Produced by Hephaestus TV and sponsored by Gunk Away, a toothpaste so good, Thalia uses it!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
The Great Percabeth Debate by RozenHound reviews
Watch in awe and shock mortals as Hephaestus Reality brings you real interviews with real witnesses and gods as we question them about Percabeth. This is real goss I mean news brought to you live as only reality t.v. can.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,549 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
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The lightning theif, again? reviews
When Zeus's lightning bolt gets stolen again, he get's terribly depressed. Now it is up to Percy, Annabeth, and their trusty goat friend Grover to get it back again. But a portal only makes things more difficult. Percabeth later. Rated T for violence late
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2008
The mixed up story of Percy Jackson reviews
When Percy's mom throws him out, Percy knows something strange is going on. Then he's stuck in the woods, and the adventure really begins. Rated T for violence maybe later in the story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008