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Hello everyone, my name is Faith. I love literature from the 18th and 19th century. Jane Austen is one of my favorite authors. I also think the Harry Potter books are amazing. My series of poems is just a side project to get the creative juices flowing. It will only be update when something pops into my head. I'm hopelessly addicted to profile copy and pastes, so proceed at your own risk.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the true God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb!
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

I promise to remember Tonks
Each time I knock something down.
And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley
Whenever I’m out of town.
I promise not to obey traffic laws
For Sirius’s sake of course.
And I promise to remember Lupin
When my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Arthur
Whenever I am at St Mungo’s Room.
And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins
Every time fireworks boom.
I promise to remember Lily
When I see someone that holds pure beauty.
And I promise to remember Dobby
Whenever a pair of socks spots me.
I promise to remember Teddy
When I see someone with turquoise hair.
And I promise to remember Molly
When someone tells me they care.
I promise to remember Ginny
Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.
And I promise to remember the death eaters
When someone speaks of dominating the world.
Yes I promise to love Harry Potter
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the wizards know.


In Remembrance

In remembrance of Fred Weasley

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his identical brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

In remembrance of Dobby...

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

In remembrance of Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauder...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a totally awesome werewolf.

In remembrance of Nymphadora Tonks

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

In remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

In remembrance of Tom Marvolo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his bottom thoroughly kicked in the end.

In remembrance of Albus Dumbledore

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In remembrance of Bellatrix Lestrange

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra...

...she deserved everything she got and more.

In remembrance of Colin Creevey

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

In remembrance of Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

In remembrance of Hedwig

...Harry’s actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

In rememberance of George's right ear...

...whose death wasn't really necessary...

...but caused many jokes, albiet pathetic

"Everything here is eatible. I am eatible, but, that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies."

"Try Not To Cry"

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

>He told his friends that it was cool,

>And when he pulled the trigger back,

>It shot with a great, huge crack.

>Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

>I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

>When I went to school that day,

>I never said good-bye.

>I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

>When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

>And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

>Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

>And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

>And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

>And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

>And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

>Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

>Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

>And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

>Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

>But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

>And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

>I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

>Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

>But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

>When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

>please listen to me if you would,

>I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

>I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

>I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

>I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

>But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

>Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

>I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

>And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

A poem about Child Abuse

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!" I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

If you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

Black lilies, black foxgloves, black roses, and black dahlias. Best flowers ever. If you're a Night World fan, copy and paste this onto your profile.

"People die... so love them everyday.

Beauty fades... so look before its gone.

Love changes... but not the love you give,

And if you love, you will never be alone."

When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration!

15 FUNNY THINGS TO DO AT WALMART

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

10 COMMANDMENTS OF A TEENAGER

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

They stare with teary eyes,
chanting they care,
hearing their cries,
they're showing us they need help
dont let them down just yet,
they're showing us they need help
how much they regret,
thousands died,
only hundreds still alive,
keeping up the spirit,
shouting come on team lets hear it,
bring one home for those loved ones,
bring one home for those bystanders,
bring one home for those workers...
that died,
everyone's a part of it...
even the little boy crying at home all alone,
watching the phone,
waiting for that ring to tell him they're coming home,
but they wont call,
now he has no one at all,
and for the rest of his life he wont fly in a plain,
he's too scared he might fall,
too scared he might hit that twin tower wall,
and he cant explain what he's feeling at all,
so while people hate him,
while they just dont care,
he cries at home all alone...
because that boy is still there.

Where in the nursery rhyme does say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg?"

If a kid asks why it is raining I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." If he asks why God is crying I think another cute thing to tell him is "Probably something you did."

"I forgot to remember"

He who laughs last thinks slowest

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

-I don't obsess! I think intensely.

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

-Those who cannot remember the past are going to spend a lot of time in mall parking lots looking for their cars

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass

"It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it"

"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You, too? Thought I was the only one."

"What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy."

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.


(..)'(..)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your profile to help him achieve World
(")_(") Domination and come join the Dark Side! We have cookies!

If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think there should be a picture of Deathly Hallows and/or Jo Rowling next to "Awesome" in the dictionary, copy and paste this into your profile.

"A day without sunshine is like...you know...night"

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to"

"Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!"

"There are 3 kinds of people in this world...those you want things to happen, those that make things happen, and those who just wonder what the hell happened."

Do YOU remember the 90s??...

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents You used to listen to the radio all day long just to r ecord your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word. . . . . . . .trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . .

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else"

"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

-Wish for what you want...work for what you need

Wisdom is knowing not to put them into a fruit salad.

Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

The people of the world are classified as black and white. If you want to be the only person with green skin copy/paste this onto your profile. Yay Elffie!

If you don't laugh at yourself, I'll be glad to do it for you. :)

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination put this on your profile.

WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.

-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

-Trying is the first step toward failure

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

Effective Ways On How To Annoy/Scare/Weird Out The Living Daylights Outta People (on elevators, in computer labs, etc.)
1. Repeat everything the person says in a question.
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World." incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
4. Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh no, not now, damn motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally. (Brian can do this and actually sound like a real cat... him and bolly started speaking cat back and forth and it was hysterical!)
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say, "I wonder what all these do." and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
25. Ask every passenger that goes up if you can press the button for them.
26. Log on to a computer, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream: "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
27. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
28. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the dang thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.
29. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.
30. Bring a chain saw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.
31. Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.
32. If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.
33. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, and then when it's all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.
34. Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British Royal Family on your desk and loudly proclaim that it inspires you.
35. Send e-mails constantly to the person next to you.
36. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
37. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
38. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
39. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
40. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
41. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
42. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
43. Swat at flies that don't exist.
44. Dance, while drumming noisily against the walls.

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Always the Last to Know by Svendances reviews
Steph has returned to Rangeman after a six year absence volunteering in Mexico... or has she? What happens when Steph fails to volunteer the whole truth? How will the men react? More importantly, how will Ranger react?
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 151,107 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 6h ago - Published: 3/13/2013 - Stephanie P.
Far Beneath the Bitter Snow by Old Romantic reviews
What if Belle had refused to leave Rumpel's castle, knowing she'd be rejected at home? A happier Beauty and the Beast ending. RumBelle, with the other characters from the Fairytale World thrown in, AU, Multi-chapter.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,834 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle
Teenage Mutant Ninja Kneazles by Manatocfox reviews
Growing up as a Kneazle is tricky, especially when you realize you might be human, too. Add in posessed professors, sinister snakes, and more detentions than he can count, and Harry's Hogwarts career has certainly been memorable. What will he do when he faces his biggest challenge yet? Being a teenager isn't easy no matter what species you are. Sequel to 'Growing Up Kneazle'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 146,791 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W.
No More Tears by desertrat68 reviews
Darcy's past hardships alter his views of love and marriage so much that he makes choices none who knew him would have anticipated.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 125,907 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 2/10 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Constant as the Sun by Artemis Acorn reviews
When Elizabeth accepted Mr. Darcy's proposal of marriage, Mr. Bennet complicated his consent with a condition, known only to himself and Mr. Darcy. Elizabeth must spend the season in London, associating with the first circles of society as Mr. Darcy's fiancee. If Elizabeth is unhappy with the experience, Mr. Bennet will withdraw his consent. Will their love withstand the test?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,815 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
Scarlet Fever and Scarlet Coats by SixThings reviews
A case of scarlet fever ravages the town of Meryton and changes the fates of the Bennet family and other local families. Yet Mr. Bingley and the militia still move into the neighborhood. How will the story unfold? With a few original characters as well.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 111,732 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Lost, Disturbed and Seeking Revenge by ApplesBeyondTheWall reviews
When her baby is kidnapped, Bella is forced to contact the last person she wants to be involved with. The Father. All Human, Cannon. Re-editing as of 03/12/2014, up to chapter 7 at the moment.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,741 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trapped by Sweet June Rain reviews
Stephanie Plum is trapped in an abusive relationship with her spouse. Stephanie needs to escape, but how can she when her husband has so much clout? The answer might come from a tattered piece of paper. (OOCs, OCs, AU, and it's a BABE!) WARNING SERIOUS TOPIC IS SERIOUS TOPIC Domestic and spousal abuse. Joe gets beaten into a pulp in this tale, and Helen doesn't fare good as well.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,509 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Roses in December by ckofshadows reviews
In a cozy coffee shop in a small town, a boy with beautiful blue eyes sits at the same table every day, as if he's waiting for something, or someone. Blaine feels strangely compelled to sit down and talk with him… and discovers the unimaginable.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 94,134 - Reviews: 4233 - Favs: 2,809 - Follows: 4,307 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Chances by taoist elf reviews
Returning home for a year, Bella struggles both with chances lost and taken and what to do with the last one she'll ever have. It's more complicated than she'd ever imagined. Raw, realistic and messy, this isn't the typical JxB. Takes place 8 years after BD wedding.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 262,502 - Reviews: 1886 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Readers Choice by Kurinoone reviews
A series of Oneshots that have been requested by my readers. Based on the DP Trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 101,111 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Harry P., James P.
Return to Lyme by Beagairbheag reviews
What if, upon reaching Uppercross, Frederick made a decision that changed the whole course of the story? Persuasion based story, because there are far too few of them.
Persuasion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 55,996 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 8/9/2008
The Selkie Wife by Lissa Bryan reviews
Set during the reign of "Bloody Mary" Tudor. Bella is captured by Edward to raise his daughter. He promises to release her one day, but will he? Court intrigues and danger around every corner. Can they, and their new-found love, survive? Rated M/OOC/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 43 - Words: 193,424 - Reviews: 3730 - Favs: 2,868 - Follows: 1,610 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Following The Rules by Wicked'elphaba-fiyero reviews
When propriety is law, a love between royal and common blood would be ripped to shreds by society. During war, Elphaba is sent to live with Fiyero. What can be done when they find that falling in love is horribly inevitable? Fiyeraba
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 82,388 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T.
Set Up To Fail by babesrus2 reviews
A mission gone horribly wrong. Who, What, Why. Will this be the end? A Babe HEA.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,856 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Readers Choice: Becoming the Dark Prince by Kurinoone reviews
Oneshots dedicated the childhood of Harry, showing how he grew up to become the Dark Prince. Based on the DP Trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,689 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Gentle Persuasion by financebabe reviews
When Tank and Mary Lou get tired of watching Stephanie and Ranger dance around each other, they decide a little intervention might be necessary to help them see what's been right in front of them all along. Recruiting a small army to help in their task they set about giving their friends the gentle nudge they need to act on how they feel and claim what they want most.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,713 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Stormy Imprint: Second Generation by IamKate reviews
Nate Uley has issues. His sister Gracie has rejected her imprint, and Nate imprinted on family nemesis, Meena Black. Worse, Meena's brother and Nate are both Alphas who instinctively hate each other. When rivalries collide, things get stormy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 190,772 - Reviews: 2777 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Jacob, Sam - Complete
Original Sin by mystique-jewled reviews
Edward Cullen is a notorious pirate and a wanted murderer. Isabella Swan is the daughter of a rich Baron and wants desperately out of her rigid lifestyle. She runs away and circumstances force her to disguise herself as a boy on Edward's pirate ship.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 189,195 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twist of Fate by FirePhoenix8 reviews
Harry is taken the night Dumbledore is about to leave him with the Dursleys. With forces meddling in the timeline, Harry and Tom become the Riddle brothers. Follow the boys from the 1930s, WWII & Grindelwald, to canon years and a much changed future. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 723,060 - Reviews: 3802 - Favs: 1,959 - Follows: 2,163 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
To Correct A Wrong by Kurinoone reviews
A mini-fic to expand on the storyline of the same titled oneshot. Harry comes back to his parents at the age of ten, but can he really forget his past and live his life? Will his 'Father' let him? Based on my Dark Prince Trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 121,027 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Past's Player by The Fictionist reviews
Getting stuck in 1942 was bad. Getting put into Slytherin was even worse. Having Tom Riddle practically stalk him? Harry hated his life. Prequel to Fate's Favourite
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,549 - Reviews: 2207 - Favs: 1,955 - Follows: 2,321 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
World in Pieces by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU after the last chapter of DH. Harry gets pulled into another universe to deal with the problem of Voldemort there. But that is not the worst thing that could happen. Mostly gen, with Snape mentoring Harry. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 172,078 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 2,312 - Follows: 2,324 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fifty Words For Snow by lifelesslyndsey reviews
Denial was a two-faced friend, always ready to stab you in the back. Bella learned that the hard way. (Pairing to be revealed - No OC MC)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,057 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Bella
His Greatest Wish by AndromedaMarine reviews
It has been Severus Snape's greatest wish to go back and fix his life with Lily. What happens when he suddenly gets the chance, remembers everything, and has changed enough to avoid Slytherin? Marauder-era, pre- and established Severus/Lily. 37/50
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 133,199 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Divide of Time by Anubis Ankh reviews
Begins at chapter 31 of Pride-of-Time. Hermione does not de-age herself- not everything can be fixed in time, and sometimes the only solution is to move forward with what you have...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 170,565 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Wolf Cub by Calanthe Ellephi reviews
Harry Potter has never had an easy life. Abused and hated by his relatives, he is near to giving up. But when his Godmother Anna Lupin, half werewolf and world class Auror comes to pick him up, will he finally have the family he deserves?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,980 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Harry P., OC
A Kingdom Reborn by ammNIwriter reviews
King Edward is without an heir and his wife has miscarried yet another baby. Once rid of his 'barren queen' his eye roves for a new wife. Duty, loyalty and threats will bring England a queen who will change their king. Rating for future content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,935 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 1,428 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bloom Potter and the Ancients by Kisa Black reviews
Bloom will go on her own journey now. Aurora will train Bloom to use her element powers; since Aurora is the only one that can really help her. Together they will travel to Aurora's home land; a place only a selective few know about. Bloom must learn the ancient ways of her powers and what is her part in the War and even the world. Full Summary inside... Sequel 2 Harry and Bloom P.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 107,722 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - OC - Complete
The Boy At Table Seven by LyricalKris reviews
Life for a young waitress can be pretty mundane. The highlight of Bella's week was the lunchtime visit from the three sexy mechanics from across the street. Then one day there was a little boy at her table left alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,511 - Reviews: 6747 - Favs: 3,786 - Follows: 3,944 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward's Mistake by LittleLlamaGirl reviews
Edward loses control and bites Bella the first day he meets her. What will happen next?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 90,107 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You're Pretty Messed Up Too by Svendances reviews
Things were going so well for our favourite Bombshell Bounty Hunter, until her life seemed to take an abrupt death spiral. Can Stephanie Manoso overcome wheel problems, stray animals and her subconscious to help a mysterious stranger?
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,871 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
My Pereche by ggf83 reviews
The stories always said that some bonds are stronger than that of a mate. Jasper thinks this is just a myth until he meets his own 'sufletul pereche' and has to accept he is destined for Bella, not Alice. Sometimes you can't fight what is destined to be, even if your life is already perfect. Jasper/Bella, but no Alice-hate! AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 64,992 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 11/15/2011 - [Jasper, Bella] - Complete
Dark Waltz by Moonchild707 reviews
After being orphaned at 6, Isabella Swan was separated from her only remaining family. Ten years later, Bella is reunited with her siblings and a new foster family. With secrets in her past and a rocky road to recovery, Bella strives for normalcy, routine, and the strength only a family can give. A story of love, healing, redemption and growth. AH, dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 65 - Words: 276,365 - Reviews: 2552 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Complete
A Rose Among Thorns by Ravenclaw992 reviews
"Belle is sitting up there with the person who loves her and not realizing it. And that would be someone you would not want to anger." Was a one-shot, now a story. Rumbelle. Appearances by Mad Hatter/Jefferson.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 232,215 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 3/12/2012 - [Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle] - Complete
In the Wind by ShellSueD reviews
Ranger Disappears from Stephanie's life for a long time and she tries to come to terms with who she is without him around. S/R pairing (Morelli friendly) All major character will make an appearance T rating but the first chapter probably, definitely gets an M rating
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,205 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Cutlass by TKegl reviews
Isabella Swan is certain notorious pirate, Edward Cullen, murdered her father and stole his prized cutlass. Out for revenge, she sneaks onto his ship, but Captain Cullen claims she has the wrong man. A tale of the search for truth…and treasure of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 134,307 - Reviews: 4747 - Favs: 2,900 - Follows: 2,119 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unexpected by xoc13 reviews
After being shot, Stephanie discovers something about herself.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,392 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Memories Lost and Found by At Leisure reviews
This story is about Elizabeth's journey from hating Darcy to falling in love with him only to lose her memory after a few days. But unfortunately for Darcy, the time she doesn't remember dates from right after his proposal, she even forgets the letter. When Darcy finds out, he is devastated. Will he try to win her again or will he leave everything to fate?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 207,625 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Readers Choice: AU Events by Kurinoone reviews
Alternate events from any scene in the Dark Prince Trilogy, requested as Oneshots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,753 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Harry P., James P.
Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde by Proudofyoubabe reviews
This takes place after 'It's a new day, it's a new dawn, it's a new year.' Ranger proposed to Steph during a romantic New Year's Eve at an old Victorian house his real estate agent was trying to sell him. We all know about Steph's sixth sense. She senses something...is this house haunted? Should he buy it? And just what kind of connection does Lester Santos have with the house?
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 111,942 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Fairytale by TwilightCakes reviews
Princess Alice is taken by surprise when Jasper tries to win her heart. Before she knows it, she is swept up in a love story that she has only read about in fairy tales. Is it finally her turn for love, no matter how forbidden it is? AH & AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,029 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Growing Up Black by Elvendork Nigellus reviews
What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II in progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 234,225 - Reviews: 4025 - Favs: 4,611 - Follows: 4,808 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Ever After by Hannanora-Potter reviews
Based on "Ever After". After his parents die in a coach accident, Earl Harry Potter is brought up as a servant in his own house by the Dursleys. One day, when money has reached an all-time low, they decide to sell him for taxes. As his best friend and fellow servant, Hermione, determines to save him from being shipped to the Americas, she sets off a startling turn of events. HG RH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 152,628 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Fated Marriage by onetinykiss reviews
This is a Marriage Law Challenge with a onetinykiss twist. Evil brothers, hyper mothers, overprotective uncles, stupid laws and a lot of fun lead our young couple down a road to a fated marriage. HG/VK
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 67,481 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Hermione G., Viktor K.
Crave by taoist elf reviews
Moving to Forks for her senior year, Bella finds a very different Jacob than her sunny, extroverted best friend of the past 17 summers. Taking the concepts of Twilight and spinning them with a dark realism and emotional depth, this is the tale of the havoc that Phasing wreaks on the Rez's young Pack, where youth evaporates in the fires of duty and even love is cursed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 267,485 - Reviews: 2536 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
That Froghurt Guy by Svendances reviews
Mab is on a winding, scary and dangerous path to discovering exactly what her parents are like, but will it all work out for the best? Can anyone find the help they need in Trenton? And what exactly does this have to do with Steph? ...And frozen yoghurt?
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 86,192 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Caged by Savage7289 reviews
This is not made for TV. This is the raw, brutal underground of no-holds-barred combat. Inside the cage there is nothing but me and the pain I inflict on those who dare enter. In the cage, I never had to worry about anyone but myself. When she started standing outside of it, everything changed. I was no longer fighting for the money or the glory – I had to fight for her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 252,923 - Reviews: 11300 - Favs: 5,465 - Follows: 4,673 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Brainstorm by financebabe reviews
A fluffy little one-shot that finds the guys on a mission to find out why a certain writer hasn't been posting lately. Knowing they don't really exist if no one is writing about them, they try to find out why a place that was once so busy suddenly stopped producing new adventures for them to star in.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,312 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Ranger M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Phoenix ashes by mini-mid reviews
Harry goes back to Hogwarts after a busy summer, ready for year two. He has a new Slytherin following him around and struggles to come to terms with his position as a Slytherin confidant. Malfoy is back with a new outlook on life and Severus has fallen in love. Voldemort is keeping quiet and the wizarding World is going through Changes. not slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,547 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 2,580 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Harry P., James P.
Harry Potter and The Phoenix Burning by mini-mid reviews
Harry dies at the same time as Voldemort when the killing curse backfires the second time and is sent back to Kings cross station. Now however Fawkes meets him there and sends him somewhere all together different than the Hogwarts he knows. Not Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,010 - Reviews: 1199 - Favs: 2,899 - Follows: 2,121 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Zip Your Lips by financebabe reviews
When Stephanie needs someone's help without her current situation being discovered, one of the guys has to disclose his secrets in order to protect hers. Then he is faced with the truth that once you fully open yourself to another person, it's not really possible to close things back up.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 112,145 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Stephanie P. - Complete
Unraveling Fate by Tragic Melpomene reviews
Fate has offered them a chance to change the future by destroying the past. The Marauders get a surprise when three tortured souls arrive in their era with a past that many are thankful to have never had. They must destroy the past to save the future DMHG (BEING REDONE)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,778 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Time Out by 1catfish8 reviews
Steph has another bad day, but then gets some news that could change her life. Will she take a chance?
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 58,009 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Stephanie P. - Complete
Sublimation by sfiddy reviews
Jacob and Bella fall in love, delaying the phase, but the pack has to fight the danger lurking in shadow. Bella finds the strength to grow, and mends the damage done to her relationship with Charlie. Wolf-centric, Cullen friendly. Rated for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 211,660 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Look After You by Keeperofthemoon0 reviews
When Ginny time traveled back to her original time, leaving behind the Marauders and Lily, she knew life wasn't going to get any easier. Torn between her desire for Sirius and love for Harry, Ginny fights to survive in a world she forgot about. Sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 99,518 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Sirius B., Ginny W. - Complete
Games are afoot by grumpy grizzly reviews
It began when Arthur and Molly are out of the Burrow on Order business and Charlie and Bill are home to babysit. Fred challenges Hermione to think of something fun for them to do and she teaches them a muggle game. But, it continued and the games are afoo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 174,549 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Hermione G., Charlie W.
Gaining Forward Momentum by Proudofyoubabe reviews
Ranger and Tank are doing 6 weeks of hard labor for what we all perceive as a non-crime. Steph, Lula & Hector have their own piece of the business to run. Devon and the 'almost perfects' are trying hard to find that connection to Briggs so they can start court martial proceedings against him. So will everything remain status quo until the guys return? I highly doubt it. A Babe HEA.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 126,834 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
It's a new day, it's a new dawn, it's a new year by Proudofyoubabe reviews
Christmas at the Plums brings an unexpected present—a phone call during dinner that changes life as Steph knows it. Sex, lies and videotape all make an appearance. An eventual Babe HEA.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,544 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Gift of Magic by xxLunaTerraxx reviews
After being thrown form the Dark Castle, Belle finds out she's pregnant after one night of passion with Rumpelstiltskin. How will she survive without him?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,944 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Vixen by SLovingLecter reviews
After her parent's deaths Hermione is bound and trapped in her Animagus form, first for her own safety, then to ensure the safety of others during the war. Who is she bound to? Severus Snape, of course.. Sort of AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 101,243 - Reviews: 2181 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Unknown Relations: Order of the Phoenix by ksomm814 reviews
The secret is out. Orion Black must now face that everything he's ever known is a lie but how can he when he's not ready to let go of the lie and embrace what awaites him? O.W.L. year has arrived and that suddenly seems to be the least of Orion's worries.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Lost Half by LyricalKris reviews
Even though she kept her feet on the ground, Bella always wanted to believe in the magic of true love. Edward could have taught her that kind of love existed. Too bad he showed up too late. Can you still find your soul mate when your soul has been completely shattered?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 100,314 - Reviews: 4644 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Consequences of Blood by The Gold Beetle reviews
Blood is thicker than water, so long as it is pure. This single pureblood tenet sets the standards of behavior within each pureblood family and decides what is right and what is wrong. It is a promise as well: follow the tenet, and you are rewarded; break it, and consequences will be mete out; and so long as you willingly bow down, you never have to choose between blood and water.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 54 - Words: 175,502 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 9/15/2009 - OC, Fred W.
Physics and Magic by battousaisgirl16 reviews
With the return of a old collegue the BAU team is called to England in order to help with the War between Light and Dark. Reid finds a familiar face there, can he get past all her secrets? Reidfem!harry, ingores book 6 and 7
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,694 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Harry P., S. Reid - Complete
Never An Absolution by spirithamburger reviews
"Love was when I loved you - one true time I hold to..." - The year is 1912. The place is on the unsinkable ship. The people are a gentleman and a young man from the streets. The story is familiar. To a point. - A Klaine-themed Titanic/Glee crossover.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,457 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
There Ain't no Love Like Ranger Love by RangerLuv2 reviews
How does Ranger react when a devastatingly handsome man buys Vinnie's business and takes a personal interest in Stephanie's training and well-being? We'll see. Babe HEA. I'd like to thank Sandy, a.k.a., Knitter, for suggesting I write a JE fanfic that includes a very attractive Asian man. - Recognizable characters belong to JE. No profits for me!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,346 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Roundabout Destiny by MaryRoyale reviews
Hermione's destiny is altered by the Powers that Be. She is cast back to the Marauder's Era where she is Hermione Potter, the pureblood fraternal twin sister of James Potter. She retains Hermione Granger's memories, and is determined to change her brother's fate for the better. Obviously AU. Starts in their 1st year. M for language, minor violence, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 169,349 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 2,340 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Collision by bookworm722 reviews
Bella is accompanying boss, Mike Newton to a Publishers' conference in Hawaii for a week. Mike plans to seduce Bella there. In Hawaii, Bella meets Edward Cullen, pilot and successful business man. He has taken refuge in Hawaii to hide from a personal issue. Bella is infatuated with him and he with her. What will this trip bring? What happens when James is thrown into the mix?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 51,073 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Not Only a Granger by FerPotter reviews
PostHBP. Eleven years after the end of the war, Hermione finds herself in a delicate situation when her only son leaves for Hogwarts and threatens her most guarded secret: that he's not only a Granger, but also a Snape! SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 253,672 - Reviews: 2489 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 1,545 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Pound of Flesh by jaxon22 reviews
To pay a debt she owes her father, Isabella Swan starts a new job as a prison tutor. Edward Cullen, with his own debts, is the Punk Ass inmate in her class. Can they fight the odds and their dangerous attaction to learn from each other? A/H, Lemons, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 517,119 - Reviews: 21191 - Favs: 10,299 - Follows: 7,878 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beaten by Karren reviews
One of the MM is kidnapped and is used as a message to Ranger. What will unfold on the journey of getting back to health and will he get revenge? What will Steph's role be as this tragedy unfolds right in front of her eyes?
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 72,824 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Stephanie P. - Complete
Fate's Favourite by The Fictionist reviews
You always get the stories where Harry goes back into Tom Riddle's time, then either stays or gets sent back. End of, unless he tries to make Voldemort good. But what if thing's went differently? What if, just once, someone followed a time traveller back?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 151 - Words: 315,509 - Reviews: 5077 - Favs: 2,102 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Last Marauder by Resa Aureus reviews
In the wake of the war, Dumbledore's portrait gives Hermione a task that could change the course of history if she succeeds, but unravel time itself if she fails. 1ST PLACE WINNER of the Energize W.I.P. Awards for "Most Promising Harry Potter Fan-Fiction"! IN THE PROCESS OF BEING BETA'D.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 238,062 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Stop Loss by YourFairyGodfather reviews
AU. Kurt Hummel never went to McKinley, developing his talents at Carmel as the protégé of Jesse St James instead. Everything is going according to plan, until the day a beautiful, damaged transfer student named Blaine throws his world upside down.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 246,032 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Out of Sight, Out of Mind by Simaril reviews
What do you do when the love of your life has no memory of you? Two years after they left her, Bella is back in the Cullens' lives. The only problem is that she doesn't remember them. A Bella and Edward love story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 122,682 - Reviews: 2693 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Growing Up Kneazle by Manatocfox reviews
On the cusp of Harry's third birthday an impressive display of accidental magic will change his life forever. When Harry is rediscovered nearly nine years later, what will become of our intrepid hero when he finally attends Hogwarts? Sequel now posted!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 217,803 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Dancing Outside the Lines by Proudofyoubabe reviews
Ranger is threatened with a court martial from the U.S. government and forced into hiding. Rangeman asks Stephanie to help. Can anything good come from this combination?
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 51 - Words: 208,538 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
One Thread Pulled by Artemis Acorn reviews
PREVIEW - Now that the book has been published, only the first chapter remains on FFN as a preview. What would have happened if Lizzy did not hear the insult "She is tolerable I suppose, but not handsome enough to tempt me" at the Assembly Ball? How does Elizabeth behave when her own pride was not mortified? This AU version explores the possibilities
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 2484 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
An Unwanted Engagement by LilLamb24 reviews
Darcy reluctantly becomes engaged to Caroline prior to joining Charles at Netherfield. Can he face a lifetime in a loveless marriage when he finally meets the woman of his dreams?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,798 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Complete
Come Find Me by kayleighchaos093 reviews
Mr. Darcy is in a chaotic emotional state just a week after his failed proposal to Elizabeth Bennet. When he takes his frustrations out on a midnight ride, he comes across an upturned carriage, only to find the one and only Elizabeth injured inside.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 86,129 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 5/8/2010
All That You Are by NorthernDownpour01 reviews
Fate finds Rumpelstiltskin and Belle in Storybrooke, Maine. Together they work with Emma Swan to break the curse, and end Regina's tyranny once back in the Enchanted Forest, finding their own happy ending along the way. Rumbelle.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 166,275 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
Falling Through Time by following-the-spiders221 reviews
Deeply shaken by Sirius's death, Hermione somehow manages to travel backwards in time for moments, minutes, hours,and whenever he needs her. She wanted to be there for him. She didn't want him to face it all alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,651 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Blurring Dreams and Realities by KaiaLuna reviews
Stephanie is kidnapped to punish Joe and then left for dead. Now she doesn't want them to catch the shooter and her subconscious is protecting her from the would be killer and keeping her from Joe by blurring her dreams with her reality. Rangers always there to protect her but what happens when she learns the one man she trusted lied and everything she thought was real was a fake.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,125 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7599 - Favs: 7,777 - Follows: 3,326 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alexandra by Gallopin' Gorgons reviews
After restoring her parents memories, Hermione finds out she isn't who she always believed to be. However, she decides not to let this new development affect her live at all. Problem is, life does seem to happen when you're busy making other plans. Especially, when a charming Draco, a meddling Narcissa and 2 rogue Death Eaters turn it upside down. M for a reason
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 125,773 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Training Days by financebabe reviews
RangeMan received a complaint about their services causing Ranger to enlist Stephanie to help train his men in areas that are lacking. Along the way she not only strengthens her relationships with the guys but learns more about herself and what she wants. A Babe HEA.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,880 - Reviews: 1233 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Stolen by DarrenCrissIsAwesome reviews
Sirius takes Harry from the Dursley's doorstep. Remus is desperate to find the boy, worried he is being tortured with who he believes is a murderer. Little does he know Harry loves his life with his godfather. Much better than it sounds. Read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,090 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
The Nanny by Orchid Child reviews
It was a mistake all Bella wanted was directions to NYU but Edward mistakes her for the new nanny. Quiting doesn't matter anymore since his kids have taken a liking to her and her to them. And it helps when your employer is a living Adonis. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,013 - Reviews: 1653 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 1,699 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Unknown Relations: The Goblet of Fire by ksomm814 reviews
With the knowledge of the family secret, Orion Black is hoping for a peaceful 4th year with no more complications. Unfortunately, it wasn't meant to be. The Triwizard Tournament has been resurrected with an invisible force set on destroying everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,806 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry and Bloom Potter by Kisa Black reviews
Harry was one and his new born sister was just a few weeks old. Voldy came and killed their parents. now they must live with the Durselys. Harry continues his adventures while Bloom waits for next yr. summary sux, real one inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 62 - Words: 264,463 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Complete
This Budding Rose by Della19 reviews
The baby is his. The problem is no one but him remembers that. Now Gold has to make the true love he once rejected fall for him again, and he is still a difficult man to love. Belle/Rumpelstiltskin baby AU.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,824 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
A Twist of Fate by keelhaulrose reviews
Hermione had just broken up with Ron. Jacob was just about ready to concede defeat to Edward. Then a work assignment brings Hermione to La Push. What will happen when a rouge vampire, a bad injury, and fate throws them together?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,383 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Hermione G., Jacob - Complete
Almost Perfect, Almost Yours by BelleOfSummer reviews
A pureblood family abducted Hermione when she was born due to their desperation for a daughter. In a world of beauty & wealth, she has become Draco Malfoy's dream girl.What will happen if he finally knows that her blood is not as pure as he thinks it is? *COMPLETE!*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 237,158 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Magnetic by cupcakeriot reviews
Bella Swan - a psychic in the 24th century - becomes a pawn in her father's political games with no way out. But could her newly arranged marriage to a Prince of an alien planet be the cure to her loneliness? OOC. Lemons and possible violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,537 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Manny Reasons by SapphireJ reviews
Stephanie becomes Manny's partner at Rangeman... and more! Manny/Steph pairing. Rated for drama/angst/violence/language/etc!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,594 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Stephanie P. - Complete
Forgotten by SapphireJ reviews
Stephanie learns a promise made to her was broken. Who revealed the secret and who helps her get past it? Angst/Drama/Violence/Language
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,329 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
A Forest Fire by Bedelia reviews
Shock cascades through her body, sparked by his smile. His resemblance to the boy who left her in the forest so many years ago is remarkable, but there is one key difference. He is human. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 104,723 - Reviews: 2246 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Light Up The Sky by Troublemaker-In-Chief reviews
Lily and James are still grieving twelve years after Harry's death. He'd be 13 years old if he were alive. The war against Voldemort is more intense than ever. Three mysterious young Death Eaters keep helping the Aurors out. Read the full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 147,763 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Making of the Man by nopricebabe reviews
Stephanie is stranded by the side of the road and in danger. The past and present collide when she realizes she's been in this situation before. Through their memories, we see how Ranger became the man he is today. Slight AU with Babe leanings. No Morelli in this story.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,679 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Of Dreams and Awakenings by Sparks reviews
Isabelle French is working towards normal. She's working towards being brave. She's working towards knowing who she is.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,629 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
A Shattered Prophecy by Project Dark Overlord reviews
A twist of Fate… an opened window… a cradle robbed… two frantic parents… a lost hope, along with a shattered Prophecy. Moved to 'M' for future violence. Extending take down until July 1, 2012, so I have time respond to everyone and its gives people time to finish reading.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 85,376 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Shadowed Malice by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
11 years ago, my 'brother' survived the killing curse. 8 years ago I was given up for adoption. 5 years ago, my orphanage was destroyed in a bloodbath. 4 years ago I found my place at the Dark Lords side. And now, i'm going to Hogwarts, I am Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 228,285 - Reviews: 2385 - Favs: 2,391 - Follows: 1,635 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Not Your Type by WhoNatural reviews
Bella, a sophomore at NYU & waitress in a coffee shop, left Jake in Forks for fear of imprinting. She meets a new guy, and it seems Jake has moved on too, so it's happily ever after, right? Not so much. Based on song 'Don't Bother' by Shakira. Nominated for Best Humour & Best Original Character in Non-Canon awards. 1ST PLACE WINNER of Coolest Original Character in the JBNP Awards!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 122,174 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Familiar Voices by financebabe reviews
Stephanie has to stay hidden in the home of her great-grandparents to protect and care for one of the guys. Will the voices she hears help her find her way, or prove to be too distracting to complete her assignment?
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,777 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Stephanie P. - Complete
Rescue Me by Ravenclaw992 reviews
When Mary Margaret mysteriously falls ill, Emma Swan, known in a previous life as Allison Cameron, contacts none other than House for help. Will he be willing to take the case? Can he save Mary Margaret before it's too late? After the 8th episode. R&R!
Crossover - House, M.D. & Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 57,719 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - G. House, Emma S. - Complete
Tomorrowland Transit Authority TwenyTwo by DayDreaminDeb reviews
Ranger and Stephanie are finally on their honeymoon to Disney World. But can they honeymoon without murder and mayhem. I don't think so either. Rated M for language and sexual situations. I've taken the time to finish this per your requests. Thank you.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 85,985 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Rabbits on the Run by rufeepeach reviews
Rumbelle AU, where Belle trades away an unborn child to Rumpelstiltskin in return for her freedom. The curse hits before he can collect, but their deal is more complex than he ever imagined.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,008 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
She's a Liability by ultraviolet9 reviews
Katie Bell: grin a mile wide, an insatiable desire to go faster than strictly safe, and a certain lack of self-preservation. And now, professional quidditch player. Quite possibly, a dangerous combination. -eventual KBOW- Chapter 44 up. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 140,848 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Oliver W., Katie B.
Stalker by foraworldundeserving reviews
"I - wait, please tell me you haven't been stalking me?" The moment of hesitation was all it took. Kurt uncurled from his chest straight away, pushing to the other side of the couch. "What the hell?" The performances that Blaine should have seen. Complete
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,041 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Secrets Left Behind by zyxw reviews
My attempt at a Hermione time travel. There will be action. There will be romance. There will be friendship. I just don't know when yet. But it will be good so r&r. hg/sb
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 59 - Words: 96,818 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Once Upon A Dream by TriplePirouette reviews
Rumpelstiltskin makes a deal to hide Princess Aurora from Maleficent for sixteen years. He was a father once, and finds himself thrust into the role once more, in and out of Storybrooke. Eventual Rumbelle.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,297 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
The Person You Love by Angelstalon reviews
It's the most wonderful and amazing thing in the world. Love is hope. It fills our dreams. And If you're in it, you need to enjoy it. You need to be with the person you love.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,308 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Too Late For Sorry by SpookyClaire reviews
Kurt pays a visit to the Warblers after Sebastian throws the slushie in Michael. Blangst.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
Curiosity killed the Lady Cat by Annelikestowrite reviews
"I ask you once and for all Miss Bennet! Has my nephew made you an offer of marriage?" Elizabeth was tired of this particular form of questioning, "Yes, he has," she finally admitted.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 87,812 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Complete
The Heart Won't Lie by Eyes like Dawn reviews
Regina plots to cripple Mr. Gold by placing a girl named Annabelle French back into Gold's life. After having everything in place to destroy him, all Regina must do is sit back and watch the heartless Mr. Gold slowly become undone by one he thought dead.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,458 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
Changing the Future by Choices HP reviews
A story about what happens after Harry and the other have read a book about the future and seeing what they could do to change what they had read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 178,981 - Reviews: 2009 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Storybrooke's Tale of Beauty and the Beast by Teddy'sTwin reviews
Henry discovers a girl in a basement of the hospital that sends Mr. Gold's world reeling. He's lived without her for so long, and now she's alive. Alive, despite what he'd been told. Now what will happen as he tries to win her back? (Now very AU)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 160,475 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
My New Life by SapphireJ reviews
Steph returns to Trenton after being gone for four years. This is her story of her new life. Rated for everything possible. Please, if you've read this before, don't give away the ending.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 94,755 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Stephanie P., Lester - Complete
The Curse Breakers by TheHinkyPanda reviews
Regina must keep them apart because she knows they are the curse breakers. Who would have thought the curse to end all curses would hinge on a mental patient and a lame pawnbroker? Rumpel/Belle
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 23,043 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Professor Higgins And Eliza Doolittle Do Trenton by christibabe reviews
AU: 20 year old Stephanie Plum is FTA and Ranger has been given the file. He's been asked to listen to her and give her a chance. I have altered the time line as well as ages of some of the characters. Some you won't see.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 157,748 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Betrayal by Raven2609 reviews
First Part of the Betrayal Series! A story about Love and Hate, Trust and Misgivings, Betrayal and Loyalty. Nothing is like it seems. And when you finally think you ve figured it out all changes again! R S Babe story! Complete! Bonus Chapter Up!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 46,255 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Resisting love by just-a-crazyfanpire reviews
Scotland, 1152. He had never given his heart to someone. Not after his parents died right in front of him when he was only a child. Being forced by the king of his country to marry, he decides to fight the attraction to his bride. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 104,891 - Reviews: 1617 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 1,248 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tenderness & Rage by OneTartBabe reviews
Steph's been casually dating a new man who sets her up in the worst way. The Merry Men will come to her rescue building friendships, re-establishing trust, and uniting them as the best kind of family - the chosen family.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,057 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Stephanie P., Tank - Complete
Daddies' Girls by BeautyHeldWithin reviews
It has been ten years since Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson broke up and split their family apart. Now, the two girls meet for the first time and scheme to get the happy family they never knew back. Based LOOSELY on The Parent Trap. AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,813 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
0s and 1s by FallOutGirl1 reviews
Set in an AU where Kurt never went to spy on the warblers and instead made a new friend online. Virtual!Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,485 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Rabbit Heart by KitsuShel reviews
When a stalker gets too close to rockstar Izzy Dwyer, she makes a choice that brings her back to her hometown and leads her on a journey full of new love and friendships.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 103,174 - Reviews: 6848 - Favs: 2,382 - Follows: 2,480 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Bella, Edward
Pride of Time by Anubis Ankh reviews
Hermione quite literally crashes her way back through time by roughly twenty years. There is no going back; the only way is to go forward. And when one unwittingly interferes with time, what one expects may not be what time finds...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 554,906 - Reviews: 1891 - Favs: 1,971 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Broken Road by Must Write Tart reviews
AU/OOC... What happened when Stephanie met a man, fell in love, got pregnant, and then he was shipped off for a mission? Read and find out! Rated M for safety!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,326 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Stephanie P. - Complete
In Another Time by Epsilon Scorpii reviews
One- shot. Fan- based, AU, inspired by the Fictionist's 'Fate's Favorite', written with permission. What if Tom never managed to make Harry into a Horcrux? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,727 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
This Could Work by imadeafriendtoday reviews
Sebastian wants Blaine. Simple as that. When his wish is granted, it isn't exactly how he thought it would turn out, but he could definitely work with it. Bodyswap: Kurt and Sebastian. Klaine, Seblaine, Sebofsky
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 84,912 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Yes, Master by Annibelle White reviews
Elphaba was left on the steps of a mauntery as a baby with nothing but a green bottle and a name. When she reaches sixteen and chooses not to become a maunt, she is sent to work for a royal family in the Vinkus as a servant and schoolmarm.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 65,381 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Protecting His Family by Rangersbabe10 reviews
R/S have a child together, but what happens when Ranger starts acting weird.. BABE HEA! Sensitive subject matter in chapter 16... Rated M! Slight Smut!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 158,710 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Twice Cursed by myfeetlitup reviews
Based heavily on the story "Ella Enchanted," Kurt of Frell is cursed with the gift of obedience. See what happens when he ventures out into the world, encountering bullies, ogres, elves, faeries, and a dashing prince.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 86,048 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Bad In Each Other by audreyii-fic reviews
Gale and Katniss face each other as Prim and Peeta face the arena. THG AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
Tattoos Like Mile Markers by casket4mytears reviews
Finalist, Tattward/Inkella Challenge. It was the first day she saw the tattoos peering out from beneath his shirt. It was the first day he spoke, capturing the pain locked within her. But could a broken soul save another? AU AH slightly OOC. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 241,075 - Reviews: 1587 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reboot by Diana Law reviews
It's near the end of Breaking Dawn and the Volturi Confrontation does NOT end peacefully. They attack and Bella and Edward both die. So how come it's Bella's first day in Forks, all over again? BxE, AU Lemons & Fluff Continued From Athey! COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 170,767 - Reviews: 1621 - Favs: 1,882 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Take Off Your Colours by captain-ally reviews
There were 3 things that Rachel had warned her younger brother, Blaine, about before stepping into McKinley High. One: jocks. Two: slushies. Three: Kurt Hummel. Badboy!Kurt, Anderberry siblings, Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 83,623 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I Need You by tkijyahh reviews
Blaine Anderson-Hummel is a hired assassin. He has been trying his best to keep his husband hidden from the family business and his enemies, but sometimes trying your best isn't enough.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,158 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Good Girls Go Bad by J.Benz reviews
AH, AU. Bella is an ordinary girl dating the perfect guy. He's ready to settle down, but she has some reservations. She's young and sheltered, and sometimes wonders if she's missing out. Throw in a wild drag racing stud Jacob Black,and what do you get?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 156,409 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Poison From the Stars by Regulus reviews
R2 Book 2. Ch.8 & 9 up finally. With no more attacks before the Christmas holiday rolls in, Vega becomes more and more anxious. Will Lapis find anything useful in his family home, or will the Aurors succeed in keeping him out?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,882 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Bonds of Matrimony by gnrkrystle reviews
Marriage Law Fic. My first attempt and Severus/Hermione. I'm really excited about it! Voldemort pushes through a marriage law to force Hermione to marry a Deatheater. Can Snape save her, and the cause, by being that Deatheater?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 97,917 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
50 Reasons Why Blaine Can't Date Kurt Hummel by captain-ally reviews
Written in the verse of my fic, Take Off Your Colours, but you don't have to have read that to read this. Badboy!Kurt, Anderberry siblings. Rachel's trying to convince Blaine not to go for the school badboy. Oneshot. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Don't Push Me by katebxo reviews
What would happen if the events of Never Been Kissed happened when Kurt and Blaine had gotten together? Through different perspectives, see how Kurt and his loved ones deal with the event that shook him to his core. Set in the 'verse of A Broken Fall.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,585 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Snipe by Wizards-Pupil reviews
The greatest adventure of Hermione's life started when she got lost in the woods. If she'd known how much trouble she was about to get herself into, she might have stayed home with her books. But then, Hermione had never been one to say no to a challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 113 - Words: 266,273 - Reviews: 3815 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
One Night With the King by vinkunwildflowerqueen reviews
Elphaba Thropp is selected as a candidate for the new Vinkun Queen. But when an ancient feud threatens her family, she may be the only one who can save them. But at what cost? AU, Musicalverse, Fiyeraba. Please read Author's Note!
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 51,059 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] - Complete
For the love of a King by magan bagan reviews
Bella Swan was leading a pretty normal life. A couple months shy of her eighteenth birthday, she learns her parents made a deal with the king of England. Now she's forced to move there and to meet the prince, Edward Cullen. What's his secret? All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 101,806 - Reviews: 3174 - Favs: 4,493 - Follows: 3,445 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Time Gone Awry by xboxbabe reviews
Stephanie and Ranger are flung into their greatest challenge when tragedy strikes unexpectedly by an unknown enemy. Can they save what's most precious to them and get their lives back to normal or will everything change forever? Babe HEA. No Morelli.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 121,514 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Thirteen Coins by AlmostCompleteStrangers reviews
Stephanie goes 'in the wind' with Ranger. While evading the bad guys, Ranger is forced to face some demons from his past, and Stephanie makes a decision about her future. A first collaborative effort by JE fanfic writers: Sonomom & Latetolove.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,828 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
The Life And Times of Sirius Black by whoneedsusernames reviews
"To whom it may concern: this is an account of my life- my memoirs, if you like". the life and loves of the pureblood 'Black' sheep; rebellion, betrayal, and the destructive love story that ruined it all. opposites attract, but they weren't opposites R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 221,218 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
De Immortalitate by Raum reviews
COMPLETE "The life of the Roman patrician Antonius is put at stake by his father, Felix. When Felix brings to his only son a new slave, Bella, more reasons arise for Antonius' concerns. Felix's secret can change Antonius' and Bella's destiny." ExB AU/vampires
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,221 - Reviews: 1545 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Black and Red by Ella Rosier reviews
1972: The Dark Lord is winning the war and Bellatrix sits at his right. Perhaps soon, Onyx will be able to return to her parents in England. But the Order of the Phoenix is doing all they can to fight back. Sequel to Stars and Stones
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,065 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort
Leaves of Grass by Nauticalmass reviews
After returning from Italy, Bella's not sure if she can still love Edward. The next morning, she awakens in an unimaginable time and place: Houston, 1862. When she encounters a member of the Cullen family as a human, how far will she follow her heart? B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,475 - Reviews: 5607 - Favs: 3,912 - Follows: 1,671 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
These Days by littlewinter reviews
"I groaned and buried my face in my hands. I was a jerk. Here she was, the girl I'd been fighting for over almost a year now. She'd finally given me her little finger and what did I do? Grab her boob. Smooth, Black." Bella/Jacob. Written in JPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 189,120 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
And Then There's You by StewLuv reviews
A misunderstanding makes the Cullens plan a cruel prank on unpopular Isabella Swan for vengeance. But as Edward takes on the challenge of seducing Bella he quickly discovers her dark world at home. Edward must now save the girl he was supposed to break.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 220,456 - Reviews: 3100 - Favs: 4,478 - Follows: 1,839 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rewind by Seinden reviews
Hermione holds a Time-Turner in her hands; where and when it will take her, she is unsure. But she knows she will always go to the presence of one man and so she turns the dial without hesitation. A different type of Time-Turner romance. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,907 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Unexpected Circumstances by Savage7289 reviews
When a knight from another kingdom wins his choice of bride, he claims the handmaid instead of the princess. Isabella finds herself married and tossed into the middle of political schemes. What happens when she can't give him the one thing he must have?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,857 - Reviews: 24860 - Favs: 11,484 - Follows: 8,093 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Control by Cristi0819 reviews
My first AU story. Steph is a social worker at the Trenton VA. Cal is a patient. She helps Cal with treatment and sparks fly with Ranger. Please read and review!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 70,889 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
A Wolf's Embrace by MrsWolfPack reviews
What if life was out of your hands? What if Fate hated you? Could you live through the obstacles? A certain wolf wants to help. Will he be able to? Or will multiple forces knock him back? Wolf Imprint story. Not everything is easy Paul x OC R&R No regrets
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 495,779 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Paul - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13041 - Favs: 6,219 - Follows: 2,778 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ultima ratio by Winterblume reviews
Ultima ratio - the last resort. At last the day of the Final Battle against Lord Voldemort has come. Harry, Ron and Hermione fight bravely against their nemesis - but then something goes wrong. And Hermione finds herself alone in a precarious situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 772,571 - Reviews: 3848 - Favs: 2,559 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11408 - Favs: 8,712 - Follows: 6,545 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hurt by Mrstrentreznor reviews
MA AU. What if Sam's wolf didn't like Emily? What if the wolf had attacked her, just after they imprinted, in an attempt to make her go away? What if an imprint abused the imprint bonds and ordered the wolf around? What if the man was forced to go along with it all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 82,573 - Reviews: 1970 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - [Bella, Sam] - Complete
Harmonic Convergence by Nostalgicmiss reviews
When Bella comes to stay with Charlie, his first inclination is to keep her away from the vampires and send her to school on the Reservation where she'll be protected. Her life changes forever when bad boy Paul comes out to play. A/U, BxP, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,781 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Starting Anew by elle.whitlock reviews
When Hermione feels like she's lost everything, she escapes into the muggle world... in a little town called Forks, Washington.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,876 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Hermione G., Jasper
Night Must Fall by katinki reviews
COMPLETE. In a world of night, shadows known as the Volturi reign supreme. Their word is law, unquestioned and unchallenged. A doctoral student threatens exposure, and a Volturi Prince has been unleashed to silence her forever. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 109,754 - Reviews: 3793 - Favs: 2,546 - Follows: 1,788 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Getting Physical With RangeMan by LoveTheWizard reviews
Just a "normal" week in the life of Stephanie Plum. Valerie enlists Ranger's help with losing the baby weight, and one of Stephanie's skips promises something he might not be able to keep. Babe through-and-through, but Morelli friendly.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,693 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
The Decision by windchymes reviews
Edward made a decision after that second biology lesson. Two years later that decision is challenged.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 96,613 - Reviews: 2427 - Favs: 2,489 - Follows: 1,795 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Be Like Water by taoist elf reviews
REPOSTED - Starting with the slap in the movie and spinning a twisting, intense, and psychologically-driven tale. Imprinting, but not the usual way: it's complicated.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 188,161 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 325 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Wrenfield Hall by Wannabe Charlotte reviews
In 1870s England, Bella finds herself without home or family when her father dies. She secures a position as a housemaid in a country manor belonging to Lord Edward Masen. The two form a bond that is threatened by class differences and Edward's past.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,839 - Reviews: 2946 - Favs: 2,442 - Follows: 1,517 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That Can Be Arranged by fermataoso reviews
The ever-famed Thropp-Tiggular arranged marriage. Bookverse.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 101,659 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Fathers by OnceinYourLife reviews
"I love my son, and my son loves Blaine. He matters to me." While the glee club is in New York, Burt receives an unexpected visitor.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 140,993 - Reviews: 1746 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Burt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by twilightluver001 reviews
Sequel to "Welcome to Drama Academy". As Bella and Edward continue pursuing their careers, they find life isn't as easy as they thought it would be. How will they overcome the pressure from work and family together? Takes place 6 years after Drama Academy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,948 - Reviews: 5856 - Favs: 2,663 - Follows: 2,517 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Tale as Old as Time by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Fred went into a coma after the Battle. He was unconscious for days, and when he woke up he believed in a world that didn't exist. One that will forever change his and Hermione's life. "If he says something barmy you want us to go with it?" "Precisely!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,307 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Distant Memories by Sellea reviews
Before Harry was born, four Marauders shared a special bond of friendship. Now, one is a traitor, one hero died for his family, one misunderstood man died protecting all he had, and one still lives, a monster reborn every full moon. This is their story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 326,096 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/13/2005 - James P., Sirius B.
Love at first fight by Lucyferina reviews
COMPLETE. Bella arrives in Forks, Paul has not phased yet but he is close to. They meet and sparks fly, but she doesn't give him the time of the day. Follow Bella in figuring out how to be an imprintee to an angry but sexy werewolf.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,627 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Clarifying Stephanie by OneTartBabe reviews
Steph takes advantage of new found clarity now that her relationships with both Joe and Ranger are officially nothing more than friendship. This clarity allows her to get serious about her training and a Merry Man. Steph / Ram pairing .
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,143 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Stephanie P. - Complete
Keeping It In The Family by You'reABirdOfTheSummer reviews
Everything changes with the arrival of Bella's baby cousin. The mysterious young lady captures the interest of Forks and suddenly, nothing is set in stone. Hearts will be broken. AU. Multiple Pairings. Complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,464 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Hermione G., Edward - Complete
My Life Would Suck Without You by my.name.is.mary reviews
It was a sunny September morning when I first saw her. She was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen. Her bright red hair caught my eye, but when her hazel eyes suddenly found mine, I knew, I was in love................................... SM/RW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 97,280 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Forever After May Live the Everafters by RhymerII reviews
Everyone knows the Everafter War started at the whim of the Scarlett Hand, and has left a destructive path over a now demolished Ferryport Landing, but Sabrina has her hardened heart set on changing that...and finding her best friend.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,769 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Sabrina G.
Past, Present, Future OH MY! by Gred.then.Forge reviews
After messing with Harry's old time-turner, Teddy Lupin, James, Albus, and Lily Potter are sent back in time to Harry's third year. As they try to keep their identity hidden, romance blossoms, humor takes place, betrayal, epiphanies, and chaos ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,095 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - James S. P., Albus S. P.
Welcome to the Black Family by reader713 reviews
Jacob Black answers the door to find some people with a message from someone claiming to be his cousin...wait, how much? This was originally part of a longer story, but it didn't fit so I decided to make it a one-shot. Enjoy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Sirius B., Jacob - Complete
How We Really See Life by Lone Panda reviews
A collection of poems for all the goodies, baddies, and everything inbetween of Harry Potter. Rated T for mild language. Warning: Serious Rhymage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Complete
As If I Never Existed by Zosie reviews
Edward leaves Bella after High School to go to NYU, and soon afterwards, she disappears. While he is living his new life, Bella has been kidnapped by serial girl collector, James, and kept isolated so she suffers Stockholm Syndrome and bonds with him.AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,907 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Falling In by vinkunwildflowerqueen reviews
During the summer vacation, discussions of an alliance brings the Tiggulars to Munchkinland. Fiyero tags along in hope of getting closer to a certain green girl. A lot can happen in nineteen days. Shiz era, AU, Musical-verse Fiyeraba. Read the sequel "Taking Chances"
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,935 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] - Complete
Healing Love by OneTartBabe reviews
A serial rapist is on the loose in Trenton. Ranger and the Merry Men seek revenge & justice like only they can.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,953 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
We'll All Float On by klemonademouth reviews
"We can't help it, you two are entertaining. It's like watching reality TV, but far more intelligent and with more sexual repression." Wes was cradling a tub of popcorn. "Or a documentary on the mating rituals or lack thereof of gay teenagers." Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 139,253 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
I Have Crossed Oceans Of Time To Find You by ToryTigress92 reviews
On her sixteenth birthday, Hermione receives strange visions and a heritage she never knew she possessed and Lord Voldemort will discover the one woman who can save his soul. Tom Riddle/Hermione Granger. Set during OOTP and the DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,672 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - [Hermione G., Voldemort] [Tom R. Jr., OC] - Complete
That Boy by allvampedup reviews
When 16 year old Bella Swan first encounters Edward Cullen on the cold streets of Chicago, she's immediately appalled by his brusque and unfriendly manner. But Edward's determined to secure her for himself. All human. Set in 1918.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,943 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Imprinted Chronicles: Book Three by mel.wolfgirl reviews
The butterfly landed on his nose. Her palm brushed against the soft fur of his muzzle as she whispered into his mind to not be frightened, that she wouldn't be frightened if he wasn't either. They could be not scared together. Nessie/OC Child Imprint Fic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 368,941 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Second Time Around by Witch Nova reviews
When an accident in Potions class leaves Severus Snape's adult mind trapped inside his sixteen year old body he fears that his life will be as unbearable as it was when he was first in his teens. Help soon comes however from an unlikely source.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 171,848 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
One Promise Kept: A Saga by Manniness reviews
Alice returns to Underland by means of a tragedy and chooses to stay. This is the story of the friend, the lover, the wife, the mother and the Champion she becomes there. NOW COMPLETE All 5 books of this series have been posted together here.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 189 - Words: 489,533 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Aang's past by RhymerII reviews
Everybody knows the good guys won the war, and Aang and Katara kiss in the last episode. So, here's what happens afterwards, because my guess is that they must be super bored, so they're looking for some adventure.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2011
My New Friend, Hal by Rangersbabe10 reviews
Ranger & Steph story..meeting in an entirely different way. NOT MORELLI FRIENDLY but not overly horrible! Merry Men-very friendly! Love Ranger and his men! All characters are out of character! Smut in chapter 28, 29, and 30
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,942 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
The Mist of Time by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Twain said 'There aint no surer way to find out if you like or hate people than to travel with them' I had no idea how right he was and I didn't want to test it by getting stuck in 410. I really didnt want to get stuck with Fred George and Harry either.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 98,995 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Daughter of the Moon by Vivian Storm reviews
Remus Lupin gave up his only child. Thirteen years later, he's back at Hogwarts to teach and comes face to face with his daughter - Hermione Granger. With danger everywhere, can he protect her without her discovering the truth? R&R please! H/Hr pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,753 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Hermione G.
Ravenous by Nostalgicmiss reviews
Edward left after Bella's 18th birthday and kept his word never coming back. Finally moving on, Bella goes to college as far from Forks as she can get where she stumbles into the arms more trouble than she'd ever bargained for. Damon x Bella, AU, Rated M
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 106,472 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Bella, Damon S. - Complete
The Fear Within by Regulus reviews
Book 1, R2. The son of Harry Potter and Nymphadora Tonks finally reaches the age when he can go to Hogwarts. But between his own weak ability to use magic and the threat of something lurking in the shadows, will he make it through his first year alive?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 117,544 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Unspoken Connection by keelhaulrose reviews
On a lonely and tranquil night in Paris Jasper comes across a woman with a mix of emotions he's never felt before... and that he'll soon find out is difficult to give up.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,674 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Complete
The Colour of Love by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
She was White. I was Black. She was innocent and pure. I was her complement, cold and dark and I'd have given her my heart if I thought she wouldn't throw it back at me "If looks could kill; I didn't want to find out" EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-2 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,669 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
High School is Hard Enough! by Broadway188 reviews
Driven from his home by Bella's wedding invitation, Jacob Black wanders for 10 years before finding himself a job as a gym teacher. But all hell breaks loose when he imprints on a student. But who is this bronze hair beauty? And how can he get her as his?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 142,323 - Reviews: 1842 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Red by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella hated Edward, and Edward hated Bella. Or so she thought. Forced to work with him for the money, there's no escaping his anger, his resentment, and... his love. AH/AU EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-4 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,721 - Reviews: 3714 - Favs: 1,922 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Blurring The Lines by spaztronaut reviews
Ian's POV of The Host. We all know how much Ian loves Wanda, but he didn't always. How did he go from trying to kill her to being in love with her? What was going on in Ian's mind during everything?
Host - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,411 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Ranger's Christmas Wish by writersblock24 reviews
On the way home from a mission, Ranger gets a look at his future in order to change his past and get his wish. Babe, rating for later.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,834 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
An Unequal Marriage by Jessy16 reviews
Takes place right after Elizabeth and Darcy are married. Chapter one sees them sitting in the carriage on their way to their honeymoon. What follows is a tale of misunderstandings, intrigue, angst, and most of all, love conquering all. Please review.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 91,323 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Complete
Broken on the Inside by wolf-grl2008 reviews
Natalya is forced to live with her mom in La Push.She hopes to leave behind the horrible secret, but its hard when you always carry a peice of it with you. She's broken, left with a giant hole in her chest.And Embry seems to be the only one who can help
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,483 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Embry - Complete
Parachute by KitsuShel reviews
After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,875 - Reviews: 17459 - Favs: 9,117 - Follows: 5,244 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finding Grace by Lone Panda reviews
Annabelle Rivers, a spunky Ravenclaw now in her third year at Hogwarts, takes a trip down memory lane one rainy afternoon. Because dealing with your fellow third year crush can be a pain in the arse sometimes. Oneshot. Set in Harry's first year. FredXOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,325 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Fred W., OC - Complete
I Must Not Cause Trouble by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Someone once told me that laughter was the way to true love. It wasn't until a midnight meeting with George Fabian Weasley that I started to realize just how right they were. Starts half way through OOTP. Now complete!. GW/HG pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 80 - Words: 222,657 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
May I Not Lose You by vinkunwildflowerqueen reviews
Elphaba and Fiyero are happily in love. But when circumstances change and Frex plots an awful crime, what will happen? AU, Musical-verse, Fiyeraba. Please read Author's Notes! And check out the alternate ending "But for a moment"
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,784 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] - Complete
Papa Wolf by mel.wolfgirl reviews
Summary: "He's learned from the best that it's always the one that throws the first punch that wins the fight. Brady's utterly unprepared for Jared to not punch back." TIC canon, written for TheNotoriousLIP.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,215 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Jared, Brady - Complete
First Impressions by Peradan reviews
Darcy and Elizabeth's genders are switched. He's Miss Darcy, heiress of Pemberley, while she's the Bennets' only son and heir.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,892 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Complete
Weight of the World by Kelsbury reviews
Hermione is sent back in time by an explosion and has to live life among the Marauders. Can she get home? What if she finds love and herself along the way. Will she choose to go home?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 240,135 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Privileged by Nostalgicmiss reviews
When Bella's life takes an unexpected turn she's forced to find her estranged father, but not everything is as straight forward as it seems. Blood isn't always thicker than water. AU AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 260,753 - Reviews: 3585 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Another Forty Eight by sonomom reviews
REPOSTED: A traumatic abduction leads to the demise of one relationship and the deterioration of another. Stephanie is left feeling off center but before she can recover, the death of an associate sends her life careening in an unforseen direction
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70,179 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Still So Close to You by Darkwing731 reviews
It couldn't get much worse than this: the dangerous advances of Lucius Malfoy, Remus' unpredictable behavior, and the arcane information that was somehow leaking out to the Dark Side. With no allies, Hermione Granger was helpless. RL&HG. NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 183,276 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Soulbinder by cr8vgrl reviews
When the silent Lunette showed up at Hogwarts mid-term and in her seventh year, no one dared to search through her troubled past. However, the unexplainable bond between jokester Fred Weasley and herself may lead to consequences that no one can ignore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,670 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Fred W. - Complete
Missing Alice by Impossible-Twins reviews
BREAKING NEWS: Ten year old Alice Cullen has gone missing. If you know information on her whereabouts, we urge you to come forwards. We pray that she is found… We pray that she is safe… We pray that she is alive…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 170,019 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
We Don't Break, We Bend by LyricalKris reviews
When the man who's supposed to love them hurts them, and the people who are supposed to save them won't listen, it falls on their shoulders to not just survive, but save each other.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,256 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Détruit by Somah reviews
"It's all real. They did this, but I'm still here, always, Bella. Find me." Those cryptic words, whispered in a last breath, continue to haunt Bella Swan five years after the supposed death of her love, Edward Masen. AH-AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,210 - Reviews: 1570 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 1,337 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thorns by Marrabelle reviews
A temporary placement with the Cullen family proves to be Rosalie Hale's worst nightmare. They're too good to be true & she only LOOKS like an angel! Will this be a match made in Heaven or the summer from Hell? AH/AU CxEs & kids *Rated T/M:Abuse&Language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 189,708 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Harry Potter and the Veil of Death by Artist 111 reviews
What if instead of dying, the Killing Curse sends Harry two years into the past into the Department of Mysteries? Will Harry be able to save those who died for him and destroy all the Horcruxes without Voldemort knowing or will he end up dead himself?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 132,350 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 2,273 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Cat's Eye View by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Hermione's third Hogwarts year from Crookshanks' POV. A cat and Animagus story. Completely AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,152 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Crookshanks, Severus S. - Complete
The Imprinted Chronicles: Book Two by mel.wolfgirl reviews
Cassie laughed, a soft breathy sound that sent the shiver right back down his spine. It was a laugh that would've caught his attention even without the imprint, and in that moment Paul didn't care if she was a lunatic or not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 383,948 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Paul - Complete
Hogwarts to the Rescue by CeliaEquus reviews
Hogwarts sends Hermione back in time to save the future from itself... and she falls in love along the way. Problem is, she can't go back to the 90s. Or is that such a problem? Mid-quel to "A Note of Regret". Don't need to have read it to read this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 83,926 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Once Bitten, Twice Shy by lifelesslyndsey reviews
Clinging to Angel ideals, trapped in a vampire body, with very human urges. He was very confused. Peter was an indisisive vampire with an identity crisis. Bella was jaded and self-isolated. In short they were perfect for each other. PeterXBella. Lang&Lem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 120,391 - Reviews: 2536 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Peter, Bella - Complete
Impossible by keelhaulrose reviews
A serial killer is leaving bodies around the city of Chicago, with no cause of death or evidence. Spencer Reid is at the end of his rope when a woman shows up talking about a world he can hardly believe. Can they solve the case together? HG/SR
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,543 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Hermione G., S. Reid - Complete
Heavenly Scent by Infinitypoet reviews
On Bella's first day of school, Edward finds himself completely consumed by her scent. Everything about her sings to him. The La Tua Cantante connection is much different canon. AU, M Edward's POV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 113,111 - Reviews: 1298 - Favs: 1,896 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ladder to the Sun by Rosybud reviews
How can you die when you've never really lived? That's the problem Bella Swan faces when she's told she only has a year to live. Can she make up for a lonely, unhappy life in the short time she has left... and maybe find love too? All-human, EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,847 - Reviews: 2419 - Favs: 3,644 - Follows: 1,572 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unsung Hero by MeghanReviews reviews
There are two things to know about Harry Potter. One: He kicks ass. Two: No one cares. Why? Because Daniel Potter is the Boy Who Lived. Badass Horcruxes. A Year 7 fic with lots of twin fic elements. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,878 - Reviews: 6892 - Favs: 6,515 - Follows: 3,899 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
My Favorite Elf by MySisterIsASlytherin reviews
Harry writes a poem dedicated to his favorite house elf
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Dobby, Harry P. - Complete
When The Sun Sets by xxxooo reviews
Twilight Retold: Bella Swan is sick and moves to Forks to spend her last days with her dad. She was fine with what fate has brought her -- until she falls in love with Edward Cullen. Twilight with a hint of A Walk To Remember. Thanks for the reviews! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 65,031 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cedric Diggory didn't die, he became Edward Cullen by F8WUZL8 reviews
Now being REWRITTEN! CHAPTER 2! When the Cullens leave Forks to wander alone, they find themselves at a school called Hogwarts, and Edward is mistaken for a boy who recently died: Cedric Diggory. After Breaking Dawn twi , after GOF HP, rated T for safety.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,380 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 12/8/2008
Alice in Underland: The Return by DariaSilver reviews
Book Two of the Alice in Underland trilogy. After two years, Alice returns to Underland to face a destiny far greater than she could ever have imagined.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 258,884 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
DragonKin by Fyreheart reviews
AU. During the summer between Harry's 5th and 6th year, an ancestor of Harry's discovers the last of the line has been mistreated and decides it's time to intercede. Over 1,000,000 views. Characters belong to J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 157,274 - Reviews: 2021 - Favs: 4,864 - Follows: 1,976 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Last Love Found by Oracle Vas reviews
When everything a person wants is wrong for them, what choice should they make? Should they stick with the bad and hope for the best or choose the good and live with the pain of losing what they want most? I didn't have an answer. All I had was Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 246,905 - Reviews: 5241 - Favs: 1,588 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Vindico Atrum by FirePhoenix8 reviews
Harry carves out his own path to become something beyond a Dark Lord. Durmstrang, Dark Arts, dueling, powers, heritage, horcruxes, hallows, Necromancy, Voldemort, Tom, Draco, Grindelwald. Sequel to The Black Heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 722,689 - Reviews: 2816 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
Bound by Blood by TheNefariousMe reviews
When James and Lily give Harry up for adoption to better train his twin brother, Henry, the false boy-who-lived, Harry is left at an orphanage, until he's adopted... by the Malfoy's! Now, Draco and Harry re-named Adrian are off to Hogwarts!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 66,712 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 2,038 - Follows: 1,138 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Green by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
No one understood what I'd gone through, and least of all Emmett McCarthy. All he knew was that he wanted me, and somehow, that was enough for him to treat me like the worthless female I was. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Briars in the Road by lyndaloo reviews
In the months after WWII, Lt. Colonel Richard Fitzwilliam meets a young woman while on vacation in Charleston, SC. Three years later Mr. Darcy spies that same girl swimming on his friend Bingley's new property. Complete!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 79,275 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Complete
Missing by Bailation reviews
All the missing moments between Ron and Hermione, starting with the first book and ending with the epilogue in DH. Includes stories on the missing space between the last chapter and the epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 77,321 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
What Would You Say? by PricklySare reviews
COMPLETED: Danger, Will Robinson, Danger. What would you say to the person you love if you only had minutes to live? Steph calls Ranger. Tragic Love story. Character Death. Tissue Warning. If you can't handle character death don't read this story!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
The Imprinted Chronicles: Book One by mel.wolfgirl reviews
Series of imprint based fics, non-canon after Eclipse. Book One: "Your girl picks on kids. That's cool." Paul slapped a fourth piece of pizza on top of her third, apparently his way of showing his approval.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 238,656 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Embry - Complete
Final Words by xboxbabe reviews
Brokenhearted and angry, Stephanie leaves Trenton to figure out her life. Meeting new friends and developing new skills along the way, she learns valuable lessons that will change her life for good. Babe HEA. Rough on Morelli at first, but he gets a HEA.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,754 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
A Christmas Wish by mybrowneyes reviews
AU sort of. Response to a Babe Squad Challenge. Stephanie's daughter has a wish for a Dad for Christmas. Will her real father step up to the plate? *** Ranger has arrived in Philadelphia! ***
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 99,253 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Irrevocable by Miss Heather reviews
He didn't put the noose around my neck, but every time he looked in my direction he tightened it. Every glance took me a step closer to my downfall.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 133,747 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Sirius B., OC
Complex Touch by Keeperofthemoon0 reviews
For the sake of the Order, Ginny Weasley takes a mission to go back in time to find a Horcrux for Harry. She just never expected to fall in love with a future convicted escaped murderer. And that's just the beginning of the difficult times ahead for her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 134,492 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Sirius B., Ginny W. - Complete
Breaking Out by CeliaEquus reviews
Hermione is willing to sacrifice her life to keep a certain book from Voldemort's clutches. But how far will she actually go to return to her friends... and save Sirius, too? I'm not making any money from this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 51,070 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Scheme Of Fate by thebugroom reviews
Bella Swan is a vampire. She was attacked and turned before she even left Phoenix. How does Bella handle being a vampire, and finding out she is not the only one in Forks?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 103,621 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Harry Potter and the Impossibility of Time Travel by ChibiChibi reviews
Three years post Hogwarts, post OotP. The final battle has started, but Voldemort still has a trump card hidden in his sleeve to finally get rid off Harry - he sends Harry and his friends to the past and now it is up to them to find a way home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 204,824 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 12/27/2003 - Complete
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 200 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
It's Not My Time by Moonlite Knight reviews
After the war, all Harry wanted to do was recover and sleep. But Hermione refused to allow him that one little wish. So, when he ended up in the past as the new DADA teacher, he knew exactly who to blame. Her, not him and his idiotic curiosity.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,714 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P.
Eyes Like a Hurricane by Living Masquerade reviews
Sadie's summer was already turning out to be a hard one; her sister was getting married to a man from Washington, she needed to find a job, and a rather large muscular man seemed to have a problem with her. Paul/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,726 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Paul - Complete
One and Two and Through and Through by Seraphim-Burning reviews
When her son is kidnapped Alice Kingsleigh must return to a world she has avoided for seven years to face the kidnappers, her own demons, as well as the boy's father. Alice/Hatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,090 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Poisoned by KikiVivi reviews
Modern. Summary change, again, sorry can't decide!Christine just got the leading lady's role for Macbeth, what happens when she starts to have bad things happen to her? Suck at summaries! First Fan Fiction!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,646 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Christine, Erik
The Opportunist by Rangerhunters reviews
Stephanie has 3 problems. 1. Both men in her life disappear for 2 months, then reappear, but she’s done with them, 2. Officer Pickie has arrested her, 3. She has one phone call. Who to call? Reposted by popular request. Babe/very HEA!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,889 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Diamond in the Rough Part 4 by Moonchild707 reviews
Now a senior in high school, Bella is trying to live a normal life with her vampire family. But what happens when Edward's newfound affection, Victoria's return and the struggles of being a teenager provide her with more problems than she anticipated?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,392 - Reviews: 1705 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Practicing Liars by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, Severitus, AU. Harry found out he's Snape's son in his fourth year, and concealed the truth from Snape. Now, in his sixth year, he's dodging Snape's suspicions about him and trying to figure out Draco Malfoy. Life is complicated. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 212,833 - Reviews: 2641 - Favs: 2,684 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Imprint On My Heart by VampireLover101 reviews
Hermione gets her heart broken by Ron. So she runs away to Forks, Washington to stay with her cousin Bella. There she meets Jacob black.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 54,975 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Hermione G., Jacob - Complete
The Impossibility of Opposites Attracting by jewelledhunter reviews
He was a Marauder: heartthrob of Hogwarts, smart, proud. She was the invisible bookworm, more at home in the library than anywhere else. But opposites attract, as they always say...Sirius/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,574 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Sirius B., OC
So Wait What Year is This? by madamwolf reviews
AU Due to a potion gone wrong Sirius, Remus, James and Peter are thrown forward in time to Harry's fifth year. Will they ever get home? How will their future selves react? WARNING: Old story, I was terrible with typos, slowly fixing them but its hard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 205,292 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Silence, the Loudest Sound by reincarnatedcrazybutterfly reviews
Edward met Bella in Central Park during fall. Intrigued, he kept striking a conversation with Bella but Bella remained silent. It didn’t mean though that she wasn’t able to answer all of his questions. What Edward didn’t know is that Bella can’t speak.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,060 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deepest Reflections by Kurinoone reviews
Harry gets a chance to see what his life would have been like if Wormtail had betrayed them fully that Halloween night. He swaps his universe for the cannon universe. Canon compliant up until the fourth book. Book Three of the Dark Prince Trilogy. H/G AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 418,604 - Reviews: 4837 - Favs: 2,104 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Diamond in the Rough Part 1 by Moonchild707 reviews
Bella Swan is a six year old little girl living with her abusive father. When the new student teacher, Miss Hale arrives, how will Bella's life change? Rated M for child abuse, dark. Part 1 of a series. Based on true events.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 81,901 - Reviews: 1838 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella - Complete
Love Me Tender by Moonchild707 reviews
Removed for editing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Thicker than Blood by demmons1399 reviews
Hermione is sent back in time...overused i know, but fun... to change things, and meets the mauraders. One becomes a sister, one a brother, one a lover, and one a corpse. Who will be what in the end?..i suck at these summaries...BRAND NEW CHAPTER UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 117,010 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Remus L., Hermione G.
The Auction by writersblock24 reviews
Stephanie, Lula and Connie help out at a charity auction and an unnamed man bids on Stephanie. Find out what the mystery man wants. Cupcake friendly later when he appears . Sorry the summary sucks. Rating for later.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 54,531 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Diamond in the Rough Part 3 by Moonchild707 reviews
Bella is back in Forks with her adoptive family, and is now a junior in high school. What happens when her world is turned upside down and life as she knows it takes a turn for the worst? How does Bella cope when someone she loves leaves her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 66,534 - Reviews: 1713 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Bella - Complete
Say It Now by acweasley reviews
Angelina Johnson has always been a part of the Weasley twins' group. Now, in her 6th year at Hogwarts, things begin to change. Will she be able to figure out what she wants before it's too late? Her path from Fred's Yule Ball date to George's wife :-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,373 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Angelina J., George W.
No Fortress Is So Strong by Prairie City reviews
In 1981, the two Potter sons had their fates switched, and Nicolas Potter became a famous face. But there are those who know the truth, that the real Chosen One was the younger child. The Slytherin. Now, two brothers share a destiny. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,716 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Royale by EmmaleeWrites05 reviews
Jasper/Bella - AU, AH, Slightly OOC – Bella works her butt off for a gentlemans bar - Royale - to provide for her family but she learns some unfortunate details about her husband & turns to the one true friend she has. Rated M for future lemony goodness..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Diamond in the Rough Part 2 by Moonchild707 reviews
Bella, living in Alaska, is now 11 years old and a happy, normal kid. When her family decides to enrol her in mainstream school, how will she deal with the horrors of the sixth grade classroom, and three nasty classmates?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 67,782 - Reviews: 1661 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Vampire Conspiration by Borax reviews
Artemis is kidnapped by the Volturi to be turned into a vampire. Now, not only does he have to save the People from the Volturi's greediness, but there's also the matter of a punitive expedition in Forks. A/H, Twilight canon couples.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,961 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Artemis F. - Complete
Stars and Stones by Ella Rosier reviews
Bellatrix Black is sixteen when she meets Lord Voldemort. Follow her life as she becomes his most loyal, and falls in love with the one man who cannot love her back.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 53,130 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
You've Kept Me Waiting by Mandi1 reviews
Seeing the future is one thing. Knowing how to get there is another. Alice knows that Jasper is the key to something better. If only she can get - and keep - him in her life. Alice and Jasper's story. Reposted by request.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,102 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 1,319 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Love and War by HorcruxFinder reviews
After not speaking in nearly three years, what happens when Katie and Oliver are reunited once again? And will their relationship be able to withstand the horrors of the War going on around them? KBOW. Sequel to Love and Quidditch.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 161,849 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Unknown Relations: The Dementors of Azkaban by ksomm814 reviews
Complete. Third year is here with another challenge:a breakout at Azkaban Prison.Orion Black must now help defend his friends, Hayden and Rose, from those who seek revenge.If only he could sort out the strange voices that come whenever Dementors are near.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,631 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
In Love and War by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Sequel to Blackout. Bella moves back to Charlie's farm after an unexpected heartbreak to find a not-so-happy surprise waiting for her, Edward working as a farm hand for her dad. Love/Hate/Drama/Humor ensues. AH. B/E. Bella and Edward POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,708 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Harry by VoledmortCan'tStopTheRock reviews
The FF world is stuffed full of fantasy Harrys. What will fourteen of them do now though when they've been sent to the 'cannon world' to learn from the REAL Harry? Will Gay!Harry go straight? Will Dark!Harry go good? Will Super!Harry ever lose a duel?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Blackout by MandyLeigh87 reviews
All human, Edward and Bella POV. Edward and Bella live in two different worlds, even though they live next to each other. Things get complicated when Edward, the leather jacket wearing cigarette smoking rebel falls for the girl next door.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 99,410 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Shoot My Dog by An End Has A Start reviews
City man Edward Masen moves to a rural town for a break. On arrival he’s met with open arms from most female townsfolk, guns and fists from the men, and a growling dog from his highly attractive neighbour, who hates his guts on day one. ExB All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,495 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Then Shall I Know by Ssergit reviews
HG SB Novel Hermione travels back in time by unknown means and she and a young Sirius Black fall in love. When she returns, will her choice not to try to change the Marauders' future ruin her chance for happiness?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 159,020 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
The Wrong Lessons by fermataoso reviews
Fiyero and Elphaba make a deal. Fiyeraba.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,888 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 5,545 - Follows: 1,499 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Unwanted Betrothal by Lady-Delphinea reviews
With the wizarding race in trouble the Ministry reinstates an old law forcing the betrothal of Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy. With a year of betrothal ahead of them both will do what they can to make it fail... but will something change within them?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 111,739 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Change by SmellsLIkeFreesias reviews
Steph discovers something about Ranger and takes it upon herself to help whether he likes it or not. The consequences bring about realizations of her life and what has to change. Angst, drama, rated M for some language. Babe story.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,641 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8490 - Favs: 13,190 - Follows: 2,689 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Left feels Right by moonyNZ reviews
Sequel to Bed of Roses. Sirius and Hermione settle down into family life before a new prophecy surfaces that threatens what they have started. SBHG HPGW RLNT..Pre HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 125,143 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
In a Manner of Speaking by Momentarily Infinite reviews
When did you get muscles?" "When did you get breasts?" It was silent. Had I crossed a line? "Touche." Embry/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,429 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Embry - Complete
Fleetness of Time by scattersoflight reviews
When Ginny Weasley is sent back in time to 'make things better', how many lives can she touch? Can she change things for better, or will she hurt everyone in the process? Really, what's the worst that could happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 131,123 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Ginny W., Sirius B.
No One Saw the Pain by magan bagan reviews
When Bella is seventeen she is kidnapped and brutally attacked for weeks. She escapes and is saved by Edward Cullen. Six years later adjusting to normal life is a challenge. Edward enters her life again, shaking things up. All Human. Rated for brutality.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 70,463 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tasty Twenty One by DayDreaminDeb reviews
Stephanie and Ranger just can't seem to get it right. Without the words from her husband, it's time for a change. Will Ranger Man Up? Will Stephanie see beyond the words? Will there be a HEA? Rated for language and adult situations. Thanks Janet!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 103,944 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Dont touch me by Llamalicious Twi-Hards reviews
Bella and her mom are abused by Phil, but when her mom leaves, Phil kicks her out and she has no choice but to live with Charile and her half brother, Emmett. But will she adjust to the new life or will her old life come back to haunt her. R&R please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 65,408 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Phil - Complete
A Very Painful Interview Indeed by Emmi-Chick reviews
James and Sirius 'accidentally' set Snape on fire, so they have been put in counseling! That poor counselor.. she has no idea what she's in for, how can you counsel a Marauder? You can't! All Dialog, Marauder era. WARNING: Themes of violence & farting..!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,593 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 12/19/2007 - James P., Sirius B.
First Love Lost by Oracle Vas reviews
An unfortunate truth is that the things we want most can come at the wrong time. If we're lucky, we find them again a second time. If not, we live with the past and hope for a brighter future. My name is Bella, and my first love was Jasper Whitlock.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,634 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 1,752 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Gauntlet of the Magi by Regulus reviews
Complete! Book 7 of the R-Series is finished. After reforging the Gauntlet, Harry and his friends part ways from Dumbledore and the Order to take on Voldemort themselves. But will Harry be able to retain his sanity, or will the war finally push him over?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 151,606 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Goblet of Fire: Rekindled by Regulus reviews
Complete! Harry gets into more trouble than he realizes when his name pops out of the Goblet of Fire. A year of headaches and hardships confront him, but something much darker lies on the horizon. [Honks]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,304 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Talk Show Twenty by DayDreaminDeb reviews
It's several weeks after Tank and Lula's wedding and Stephanie is back in Trenton. Ranger and Stephs wedding is a secret, or is it? Who wants Steph dead and why? And the fish, what about the fish? What's with Brenda? Rated for language & sexual content
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,489 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
The Weasel and the Kneazel by BlackHawk13 reviews
What Hermione sees when she comes home from work on her anniversary isn't QUITE what she thinks...after all, would Ron REALLY kill Crookshanks with a butcher's knife?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Full Moon Love by epAmy reviews
In Remus' final year at Hogwarts he learns he's not the only werewolf. Cricket Mann comes to Hogwarts and the 'urges' of the full moon push them into a relationship. But what happens when everyone around them constantly tries to keep them apart? RLOC LMOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 69,760 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Remus L., OC - Complete
Antics of the Twins by Follow-The-Firefly reviews
April Fools Day is always filled with pranks and pratical jokes. With the Weasley twins, expect the unexpected. Rated T for Teen. Twin-centric. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
In the Hour Before the Dawn by Mede reviews
During the First Rise the Order of the Phoenix met in a secured room on the upper floor of the Hog's Head tavern. One night, someone walked in on them. AU. Time travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Albus D., Voldemort - Complete
I Couldn't Remember His Name by newcomer77 reviews
Alice can't wait to meet the blonde vampire from her vision, but on her way to that fateful diner, her storybook ending is terribly twisted by a coven of vampires that kidnap her from her route. She tries to believe she will see Jasper one day...maybe...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,428 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Alice - Complete
The Big Chill by aliaslaceygreen reviews
IT's OVER! THE HAPPY EVER AFTER IS HERE This is an origin story ---how did our favorite characters become who they are today? I'm a BABE. ANGST. not particularly horrible to Morelli
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 180,419 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Fire and Ice by Jess.91 reviews
She was fire; he was ice. She was Gryffindor; he was Slytherin. She was a Potter; he was a Malfoy. It would never work. And yet...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,924 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M. - Complete
The World Shall Brightly Burn by GUROLoli reviews
There are boys, there are stupid boys, and then there are the Marauders. This is the story of their humble beginnings and subsequent rise to the status of gods amongst pranksters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 91,576 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
The First Born Child by L.A.H.H reviews
When Lucius Malfoy was arrested, it was Arthur Weasley's job to search his home. Who he found shocked him and much of the wizarding world to its core. Set in Half-Blood Prince, mostly canon. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 89,823 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
Between Love and Duty by muggleinlove reviews
Edward is the oldest son of Carlisle, King of Volterra. Bella is an American woman on a three month trip with her stepsister, Rose, and her boyfriend, Emmett. What happens when Bella and Edward meet? Will Edward choose love or his duty? ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 94,652 - Reviews: 4851 - Favs: 3,255 - Follows: 1,343 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Nautical Nineteen by DayDreaminDeb reviews
Finally Tank and Lula are tying the knot, but in the land of Stephanie Plum, things never go completely according to plan. Murder, exotic locations, bad blood and the wedding of the century make it a fun filled ride. M for language and suggestive content.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 78,481 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Complete
Sleeping to Dream by Somah reviews
The newspapers say it all: Bella Swan is dead. But no one is sure why she jumped from the cliffs at First Beach. No one really knows why her body wasn't ever found. But everyone knows her coffin is empty and that the Cullens are back.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,471 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To love and Protect by Jayeliwood reviews
A Princess falls in love with her personal guard, and he feels the same way. Will they do everything they can to stay together? Set in a time of Kings, queens and knights in shining armor. AH AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,443 - Reviews: 2937 - Favs: 2,333 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nisha by Mooncat99 reviews
A stranger walks into Pino's and it turns out that he knows Steph very well. He's also got a lot of trouble that follows him. Nothing of which Ranger likes very much.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,384 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
My One and Only Sweetheart by CrimsonEmeralds reviews
From childhood best friends to childhood sweethearts, two small children who were together from the start, get separated . 11 years later completely oblivious to each other, they meet again. Follow a story of rekindling a love long forgotten.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,671 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 2/13/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Evidentiary Eighteen by DayDreaminDeb reviews
Stephanie's new boyfriend, FBI Agent Brian Goodman needs her help...in Boston. Ranger, Rangeman and all of her friends are willing to help, but who will help the most? Rated MA for sexual situations. Yea...Ranger's back everyone!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 27 - Words: 64,183 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Through The Looking Glass by Emily Waters reviews
Severus watches the image of Lily in the Mirror of Erised...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Severus S., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Home for the Holidays by elle.whitlock reviews
Rose is bringing Scorpius home for the holidays... and he couldn't be more terrified!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Scientific Seventeen by DayDreaminDeb reviews
Steph's friends have indirectly landed her in hot water again and with Ranger in the wind, she and the Boys will have to solve this one on their own, maybe. Brian will help, but will he help or distract? MA for language and explicit sexual content later.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,709 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
Black and Potter by Black7369 reviews
Remy and Harry have been best friends since the start of Hogwarts. Remy is a murderer's daughter, and Harry is the boy who lived. Their third year will uncover secrets about their past that will change their world. R&R! p.s, it's canon. JK rules.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,903 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Sacred Legends by AmberGlow2 reviews
Quil imprints on Claire and refuses to hide anything from her. There are no orders to keep the imprinting secret. Claire's parents and Quil work together. How Quil & Claire's relationship grows with Claire ages 2 to 23. sweet. in canon with Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 160,639 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Quil Jr., Claire - Complete
The Call by Poohdog reviews
They were three sisters in all, sisters who stuck together and loved, sometimes only each other. And then came new types of love. Obsession, duty, and possibly true. Bellatrix, Narcissa, Andromeda. Andromeda/Ted Narcissa/Lucius COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
A Gift of Time by Leraiv Snape reviews
Snape is shocked when he sees Hermione Granger, the girl he spent twenty years looking for, amongst the first years of Hogwarts...SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 143,357 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A Weasley Family Thanksgiving by JoeMerl reviews
During Thanksgiving dinner, Fred just can't shake the feeling that something's not quite right. Rated for things you shouldn't discuss at your family meal. Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Harry P., George W., Molly W., Fred W. - Complete
I'll Stand By You by CrystalBrooke reviews
PaulxOC. I didn't want to think about the reason I was here, in hospital. It hurt too much. Instead, I focussed on the one thing that made the pain recede just a little. I barely knew him, but he was the one thing that gave me hope. Paul.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,815 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Paul - Complete
A Brother Divided by Indie-Mod reviews
Harry Potter. Neville Longbottom. Violet Potter. All potential children of the prophecy. Believed to be Harry's brat twin, Violet, he and Neville are sent away to train at a young age. Then they return, Captains in the Wizarding Army. Not a slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,986 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
From The Beginning by jerseygirlinoxford reviews
Stephanie meets Ranger for the first time. After finding love, craziness and chaos takes over his once well disciplined and organized life.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126,397 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Fate's Future by Snowbear reviews
Slightly AU, Snape doesn't get killed in the end of the 7th book. Hermione/Snape romance involving a weird incidence of time travel. Not another Hermione goes back in time and falls in love with young Severus! It's much more original than that!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,542 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Innocence by Ceredwen reviews
What happens when two people with lives manipulated by the ministry and harmed by pureblood mania decide to fight back? Begins with a marriage law and follows them through their struggles with the wizarding world. Complete! Epilogue to follow. SBHG NC17
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 208,415 - Reviews: 1578 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Black Heir by FirePhoenix8 reviews
AU.Harry escapes from the Dursleys when he's ten years old and is found by the escaped Sirius Black. His whole life changes as he slowly discovers his destiny. Durmstrang,DarkArts,dueling,powers,heritage,horcruxes,hallows,Tom,Grindelwald.Darkish!Harry.HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 871,879 - Reviews: 5027 - Favs: 3,959 - Follows: 1,644 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Building a Family by muggleinlove reviews
Fourth Part to the Camp Wilderness Series. Edward and Bella are now married and are expecting an addition to their family. Follows their lives through the years as they build a family and face the obstacles life has in store for them. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,624 - Reviews: 1767 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Against the Pull of Gravity by Rosybud reviews
Quil has always been there for Claire. He's her best friend, her protector, and though she believes it's impossible, she wants more. But in a world where legends are real, the path to true love is not easy — even when it's destined. Quil/Claire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 98,576 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Quil Jr., Claire - Complete
Worst Fears by dee768nj reviews
Complete! A story of repentance. Ranger's worst fears come horribly to life. An enemy from his past takes Stephanie, and he goes through hell trying to find her. Babe story, not kind to Morelli. HUGE WARNINGS for violence, sexual violence, angst.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,358 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Complete
Snow Stephanie and the Seven Merry Men by DayDreaminDeb reviews
Stephanie is lost in another dimension. She keeps finding her way into places she doesn't belong. This is an eventual Babe with no Cake. Rated T for suggestive and scary scenes. This is keeping me busy while my other muse is napping. Have fun.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,580 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Complete
Formerly Feckless Fifteen by DayDreaminDeb reviews
Stephanie wants to change her life, but not too much. There's much to figure out and several books to do it in. Rated MA for language, adult situations...in the future, and all that jazz. I hope you all enjoy it. Some Babe, no Cake...we'll see.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,920 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 137,051 - Reviews: 3547 - Favs: 6,016 - Follows: 1,326 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pride Prejudice and Prodigy by GoGG reviews
When tragedy brings the delightful Darlingtons to Longbourn, Elizabeth forges a deep friendship with the ill-fated daughter, Julia; and finds herself fascinated by James, in whom Darcy is alarmed to discover a worthy competitor for Elizabeth’s heart.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,964 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Angels Fall First by Soline reviews
Hermione is changed on her seventeenth birthday and Snape grudgingly receives the protection of a guardian angel, an eluvia. What will the bond provoke between them? Warning for language and some gore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,161 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Time's Treasure by debjunk reviews
SS/HG: What if Snape found out what becoming a Death Eater would do to his life before he actually received the Dark Mark? What if the person who told him was Hermione Granger? Will he change his future? Yes, it's a time turner fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 176,862 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Art of Persuasion by The Unfathomable Sisters reviews
“Pardon?” her voice was clearly coated with confusion. “You heard me clear as crystal, love, I want you to pretend to be my girlfriend.” SiriusOC. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 174,041 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Accidents of Fate by danderson reviews
Fiyero and Elphaba meet before Shiz. Musicalverse. Rated 'T' for language and content. My third complete multi-chap. THANKS FOR ALL THE REVIEWS, AND THANKS FOR READING!
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,676 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
The misadventures of Drama class by iheartsunshine reviews
What do you get when you mix Bella and Edward with a school play? A fake vampire seeking revenge, bunches of boy bands, and Tinker Bell Tights? The Misadventures of Drama Class. More than 30,000 hits. REVIEW AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,042 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/19/2006
Unknown Relations: The Chamber of Secrets by ksomm814 reviews
Complete. Orion Black is back for another year at Hogwarts but his hope for a peaceful year is quickly pushed aside by a pompous Defense teacher, mysterious voices in the walls and the heir of Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,756 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Love and Disappointments by Audrie Melone reviews
Set shortly after the marriage of Mr.Darcy and Elizabeth,this story is a venture into their marriage and the happenings in the lives of their friends and family.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 194,442 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Complete
The Name Of The Game by XJerseyGirl reviews
The Name of the Game Sequel to As the Worm Turns, Steph and Ranger's Happily Ever After...or is it? Babe Fic, Joe friendly.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 274,171 - Reviews: 2055 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Complete
Of Sense and Education by EllaBella87 reviews
After tragedy strikes the Bennets in unfair proportions Elizabeth feels compelled to begins work as a governess in London, she is surprised to find out who her employer is.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 114,305 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Complete
The Citadel of Azkaban by Regulus reviews
Book 6 complete! As Voldemort takes the floating island of Azkaban, Harry is left with split personalities following events at the Ministry. But will he be able to merge them together again, or will his hesitation be the death of everything he holds dear?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 158,405 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Given a Moment by Svendances reviews
Given the right moment, and everything in you life can change. Ranger is about to find this out, when Steph shows up unexpectedly, with a big surprise waiting in the wings. Ranger has a few surprises himself, will he let her in on his secrets? HEA
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 63,677 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
LIFE CHANGES by DarcyDeFirth reviews
COMPLETE
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 124,009 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
101 Reasons Why Snape is a Vampire by Moonlite Knight reviews
Presented by Messers Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley. Miss Hermione Granger would like to state that she did not encourage, assist, or acknowledge this list in any way, shape, or form, and hopes Snape never learns of its existence.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
King of Yesterday by Put My Earmuffs On The Cookie reviews
COMPLETE "Get off Hermione, or I will kill you." Voldemort looked up at Harry, his human features rapidly unfurling revealing the old Tom Riddle. "Kill me then."A TRHG story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 57,276 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Little More Time by Jess Pallas reviews
DH Spoilers Was it possible to save two lives without altering history? Was it possible to given them a future twenty years after they had supposedly died? Teddy Lupin thought so...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,353 - Reviews: 1486 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
A Part of Me by Kurinoone reviews
Harry tries to adjust to his new life without Voldemort. But sometimes your past refuses to stay in the past. Book Two of the Dark Prince Trilogy. H/G AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 271,565 - Reviews: 5246 - Favs: 2,254 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Wait by K. East reviews
This is Remus and Tonks: their story, from beginning to middle to end. [DH spoilers] Set to song 'Now or Never' by Josh Groban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
the distraction by She'sGotHighHopes reviews
Ranger asks Stephanie to help him on a distraction job. The big difference? The FTA's in Puerto Rico. STORY COMPLETE.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 184,305 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Complete
Fugitives of Azkaban by BajaB reviews
A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,347 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 2,271 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Learning Thirteen by proudofubabe reviews
Follow Stephanie as she learns to take her life more seriously. Morelli friendly, but a babe story.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 133,059 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Tears, Idle Tears by Marie of Romania reviews
The war is over, and Voldemort is defeated. But nothing will ever be the same, not to George Weasley. His tears signify the hurt he feels, but his laughter signifies the realization that he will now have to live for two. [Spoilers for Deathly Hallows]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Childhood Impressions by Lady Susan reviews
The final chapter! Lizzy and Darcy meet as children...cementing a deep friendship that will carry them through the years.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,945 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Complete
Secret Life by atruwriter reviews
When Hermione goes missing, Harry and Ron are called upon to find her. Estranged from her, they soon uncover a family they didn't know she had, friendships they hadn't known were conceived, and in the middle, is a very distraught husband: Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 98,632 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Order of the Phoenix: Reassembled by Regulus reviews
Book 5 in the RSeries is now complete. A Ministry loyal woman comes to teach at Hogwarts. Harry's relationship with Tonks is stressed. Pushed to and over his breaking point, will Harry be able to survive the year with his sanity intact?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 123,402 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Only In The World of Dragons by atruwriter reviews
Charlie's passion had always been dragons. Slowing down was never an option, which didn't change when he fell in love with fellow keeper Hermione Granger. At least until the life they planned together hit a dangerous, deathly snag. CWHG Summary inside...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,206 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
Doubt by Mstrsofpmbrly reviews
A Persuasion one shot: Anne Elliot knew she wasn't attractive, but she didn't think it mattered to her husband. Until now.
Persuasion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Complete
Sanguine by KitKat925 reviews
Set in late spring of 1812. Neither Elizabeth nor Darcy visit Kent, but they both attempt to travel to North America for different reasons. A storm wrecks the ship and Elizabeth and Darcy find themselves stranded on a deserted island alone together.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 73,767 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Complete
Unknown Relations: The Philosopher's Stone by ksomm814 reviews
Complete.Follow Orion Black as he enters his first year at Hogwarts and learns more than he ever imagined about his mysterious past, the scar on his forehead shaped like a lighting bolt and the boy who lived, Hayden Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,441 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 3/1/2007 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
As The Worm Turns! by XJerseyGirl reviews
After a series of distraction jobs gone wrong, Stephanie seeks a little fun revenge.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 214,710 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete
Hermione's New Life by Nynaeve80 reviews
PostWar Hermione is trying to start her new life and she gets a visit from an old friend. HGVK COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,194 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
Once Again by Charlotte Donahue reviews
Once again, I watched another generation of red hair and green eyes, black hair and hazel eyes go through Hogwarts. And once again, I see and hear the echos of time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/15/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Friends and lovers by DarcyDeFirth reviews
This story will eventually end up at Netherfield with the addition of at least 2 more eligible young men. Darcy and Bingley need the competition. I hope you enjoyed my first effort.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,382 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/9/2006 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Complete
My Lord the Pharmacist by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
My name is Peter Pettigrew, and I approve this message. I hereby proclaim myself a gangsta. And there is nothing you can do about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Peter P., Lucius M.
In Blood Only by E.M. Snape reviews
Snape is Harry's father. No one is happy to hear it. [R due to colorful language, dark themes, and nongraphic violence.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 185,251 - Reviews: 3678 - Favs: 2,662 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A World Apart by lolagirl reviews
Draco Malfoy is visited by Hermione Granger in the middle of the night. But how is this possible? She's been dead for two months now... NOT a ghost story. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 141,703 - Reviews: 2801 - Favs: 2,775 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Tom Marvolo Riddle Potter by SisterDear reviews
When Voldemort is defeated, the fragment of his soul still stuck in Harry drags the Boy Who Lived with it through time in search of another, complete version of itself. A time travel, Harry adopts Tom Riddle story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,197 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Boy Who Vanished by veraklon reviews
How would everything have been different if Sirius had gotten to Harry before Hagrid did on that fateful night? A fifteen year old Harry is forced to attend Hogwart's after Black is finally captured. Eventually Harry & Ginny, I think. Please R and R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 110,847 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Prisoner of Azkaban Returns by Regulus reviews
[Complete] Book 3 in the RSeries is now finished. Harry faces a murderous prisoner, learns a secret about one of his friends, and travels through time before the year comes to an end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 91,152 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 2/28/2006 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Forget Me Not by vanityfair reviews
Hermione disappeared for a week, returning disheveled and with no memory of the last seven years. Can Severus help her remember? A tale of love and loss, of mystery and intrigue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,562 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/14/2005 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Old Faces, New Tricks by Jagged Epiphany reviews
COMPLETE! The epic fic starring Fred, George, Lee, Angelina, Alicia and Katie! As the story now draws to a close, the group is faced with one crisis after another. Who will pull through and who will fall apart?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 299,278 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 3/12/2002 - George W., Alicia S. - Complete
The Chamber of Secrets: Reopened by Regulus reviews
[Complete] The second book in the RSeries has now been finished! Harry and company return to Hogwarts, only to be faced with more trouble. The group finds a new hideout and Harry ends up once more saving the school from the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,664 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 11/12/2004 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
This Time Around by Disneydoll0424 reviews
Hermione Granger travels back in time and meets up with the Marauders. She finds out that changing the past can have unexpected consequences for the future. HGRL COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 255,823 - Reviews: 4875 - Favs: 2,519 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 3/7/2004 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Prometheus Bound by Dius Corvus reviews
Harry survives an unbearable summer and returns to Hogwarts to learn secrets about himself that he really could have done without. He’s lost his sight, all illusions about his parentage, and now will he lose himself? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 172,430 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 8/13/2005 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Wizarding Betrothal by pasmosa reviews
Lily's parents arranged her marriage to a wizard when she was born, and sealed the deal with a binding magical contract! Nobody counted on Lily choosing not to cooperate! Someone's heart will get broken. Will it be her own? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,110 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2550 - Favs: 5,856 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Kairos by Canimal reviews
Hermione always felt she knew Severus from somewhere other than Hogwarts. After an explosion in the Potions lab leaves her close to death, her unconscious travels to the past lives she shared with her haunted professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,952 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/8/2005 - Published: 4/11/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Trials of a Champion by ksomm814 reviews
COMPLETE Sequel to Midnight Guardian. Year Four. Harry now has a family and is looking forward to a boring year but someone at Hogwarts has other plans. Horrific nightmares, uncontrollable powers and overprotective guardians complicate everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,281 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 12/28/2004 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Philosopher's Stone Retransmuted by Regulus reviews
[Complete Formatting completely fixed now!] Book 1 in the RSeries, an AU rewrite. Harry, abused by the Dursleys, meets a young Metamorphmagus one morning in the park. The girl reveals who Harry really is and where he'll soon be going. [Honks]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 132,419 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 8/12/2004 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Midnight Guardian by ksomm814 reviews
COMPLETE AU Third Year. What if a certain phone call pushed Uncle Vernon too far, changing everything? The truth will be revealed but which version will Harry believe? The past will be revealed along with the introduction of old aquaintances.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,560 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 2,602 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 10/16/2004 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
The Thinking Cap by Andrea13 reviews
Every year the Sorting Hat decides which House each student belongs in. But how does it REALLY decide?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 81 - Published: 11/26/2002
Pranksters are Like Socks reviews
This is a collection of poems that illustrate the parallels and differences between the marauder's generation and Harry's. Possible parallels and contrasts with the third generation. Whatever hits me at the time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 10/30/2010
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