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Joined 04-22-08, id: 1558514, Profile Updated: 02-05-14
Author has written 37 stories for Banjo-Kazooie, Pokémon, Danny Phantom, Avatar: Last Airbender, Secret Saturdays, Generator Rex, Sym-Bionic Titan, Professor Layton, ThunderCats, Misc. Books, How to Train Your Dragon, Rise of the Guardians, Ben 10, and Misc. Movies.

Hi! 'tis wonderful for you to visit my profile! Call me Ill. Or Laz.

Name: not telling you

Age: Old enough to type

Gender: Female

Appearence: Brown hair, Green eyes.

Personality: I just do my own thing and hope no one gets hurt. If you have a problem with me, then fine, have a problem. I am annoyed by people who have every idea what they're doing and are hurting people anyway. There has to be a reason for everything, even if it's just for fun.


OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.


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The Doctor's Apprentice by Amithedragontrainer reviews
The eleventh Doctor has never pulled a teenager along for the ride before. Maybe this one, with a sad life and an odd name, is not the best fit for the TARDIS. Or maybe he's just the right one for the job. MODERN AU, told in a unique style I made up myself! Cool, yeah? Teen for sad stuff.
Crossover - Doctor Who & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,529 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 2/9/2013 - 11th Doctor, Hiccup
Green Eyes by DF-chan reviews
Both Toothless and Hiccup have green eyes. Or where jealousy works both ways. One-shot. K ?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
E v e n t i d e by Magespark reviews
When DunBroch is assailed, the kingdom is sent into disarray. It seems the invaders are misunderstood in their intentions; but none of the natives can communicate with them. In a newly chaotic land, Merida meets with the Vikings in an attempt to teach them the language of the Kingdom. Using her cunning and intellect, she hopes to prevent war and forge alliance - but can she do it?
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,751 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Astrid, Merida
Video Games by Pulpo Fiction reviews
Lance and Kristen play video games, and Lance discovers that old habits die hard. One-shot.
Sym-Bionic Titan - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Lance L. - Complete
Halfa Life by Dream Trance reviews
Dying is a delicate process. It's painful, scary, and soul-wrenching. But if it's interrupted and you're saved...what happens to the part of you that isn't? AU! Not DfxDp, sorry. They're like brothers.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 140,750 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Danny F., Dan Phantom
Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater by sawruhr reviews
It was like a perfect life, except it wasn't. Lance/Ilana, Newton/Kimmy. Sort of.
Sym-Bionic Titan - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Ilana L., Lance L. - Complete
The Unhappy King by wss3 reviews
Summary: The King of Kumari Kandem was not happy at all. Not only was his plan foiled by that female, but he also had said female as his rival for his soon-to-be future-fiance Zak.
Secret Saturdays - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Zak S.
Four Times Hardison Told His Nana He Was Sorry by LJC reviews
Sometimes, a geeky fanboy has to do what a geeky fanboy has to do.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Alec H. - Complete
Entity by Ethereal Fae reviews
AU. The first encounter I had with a ghost, I was probably seven years old, and extremely naïve. But,here I am, nine years later; still seeing apparitions. Except these days I was doing more than just seeing them, I was helping them. AnzuAtem. AnzuYuugi.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,117 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Anzu M./Tea G., Atem
Hero by Karama9 reviews
1500 years ago, Ganon won. Unbeknownst to most of the population of Hyrule, the Demon still rules. Update: there is a sequel in progress to this story, called Moving On. Please check it out if you liked Hero!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 124,642 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Drabbles of the Ghostly Kind by Blue Beluga reviews
Very, very short drabbles and plot bunnies that pop into my mind as I try to write something else. They are here for your amusement and are not meant to be works of art.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Danny F.
The World's Shortest Stories of Danny Phantom by hammy ham ham reviews
If you had but one minute, one ounce of memory, what would you remember? Every life has it's own story, and every story has it's gravest and grandest moments. A journey. Remember, a moment can hold a lifetime. How many lifetimes are held in these pages?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,716 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Danny F.
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We're Happy Here reviews
Hiccup and Astrid are at a certain point in their relationship…whether or not they go forward, is up to them. He screws it up, as usual, but Astrid has something to explain too…Asexual!Hiccstrid. Contains failures to live up to society's expectations, proper relationship communication, and a bucket of angst and fluff. T for mentions of sex.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
The Dragon Shepherd reviews
At the start of every legend, there is a meeting. In an isolated village, a boy discovers an injured dragon, taking him closer to their shared destiny as friends and brothers. Though, it may not be the way you remember. Human!Toothless and Dragon!Hiccup AU.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,797 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Toothless, Hiccup
Magic Hands reviews
Astrid has an aching everything. Hiccup has very good hands. 90% married life headcanons, fluff, and body worship plus 10% smut. Hiccstrid.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
The Warrior and Her Betrothed reviews
A beautiful maiden remains faithful to her lost betrothed, and is rewarded. (Canon as expressed through gossip then changed into English Fairy Tale style.) Hiccstrid
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Polish reviews
Zak has an odd habit. Character exploration drabble.
Secret Saturdays - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Complete
Distraction reviews
Zak is captured in Albedo's latest scheme. Rook tries to rescue him, but first, they need a distraction. Then, Zak makes a choice. The world won't know what hit it. CRACK. Albedo/Zak as well as YaoiFanboy!Rook.
Crossover - Ben 10 & Secret Saturdays - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Albedo, Rook, Zak S. - Complete
The Family Haddock reviews
In which Jack is wigging out, Hiccup is not here for most of the story, Stoick is a good father, and Toothless just wants so see what'll happen next. (Alternately, Jack reveals his and Hiccup's relationship to Stoick) Modern AU Hijack.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Hiccup, Stoick, Toothless, Jack Frost - Complete
The Runaways reviews
"Does it matter where you're going, if you don't know where your from?" Guardian!Hiccup and Little!Jack are running away together. Post-HTTYD and Pre-ROTG.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Hiccup, Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Needed reviews
It seems that they are not needed anymore. The events leading up to and during The Guardian's departure of Earth. Warning for death and deathlike scenes.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Jack Frost, Tooth - Complete
Snow Days reviews
Norman sees ghosts, and other things in winter. Rise of the Guardians x ParaNorman drabble.
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Complete
Feeling Fine reviews
A meeting between a lost time traveler and a vengeful teen turns into something that neither of them had before: Friendship. 50 sentences, Spoilers for Unwound Future. AU.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Claire, Clive/Klaus - Complete
Hidden reviews
98-word drabble. Zak applies the transitive property of equality.
Secret Saturdays - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Zak S. - Complete
Cracks in the Sky reviews
Normal warriors weren't supposed to have their fears tamed by their 7 year old adopted brothers. But this…this he could live with. Pre-2011 series Fluff.
ThunderCats - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Lion-O, Tygra - Complete
Mismatched reviews
Live journal 50 words challenge: Noah x Cricket. Rex x Circe also. Slight AU. Rated T for teenage cuteness. And one swear word.
Generator Rex - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Cricket, Noah - Complete
The Ace reviews
Heart, spade, club, diamond. It's all just a puzzle to me. And puzzling is what I do best. Clive character study. Mentions of gambling.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Clive/Klaus - Complete
Comfort Food reviews
Lance tries to make pancakes at 3 in the morning, and ends up thinking about his life…or lack thereof. Oneshot.
Sym-Bionic Titan - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Lance L., Ilana L. - Complete
25 Secrets of Zak Saturday reviews
Ever wanted to know about Zak when he's off camera? The story behind his favorite stuffed animal? What he did after the series? 25 almost true but not quite facts about your favorite 'monster'. Possible AU.
Secret Saturdays - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Zak S. - Complete
Soldiers of Stardust reviews
Rex decides to go for a walk. Octus decides that his planet is a good one to hide on. Friendship, hilarity, and robot fights ensue. A Generator Rex and Sym Bionic Titan crossover.
Crossover - Generator Rex & Sym-Bionic Titan - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Rex S., Lance L. - Complete
Answer This reviews
Spill my past, or get shanked by needles? This is gonna be hard choice...AU oneshot. Original Character-centric.
Generator Rex - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Agent Six - Complete
A Present From the Past reviews
You hold a book in your hands, it's been torn up, beaten and thrown about like it was nothing. On the first page was this, "Okay, you might want to grab a chair…" Spoilers for pretty much the entire series.
Generator Rex - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Rex S.
Heroes and Drawbacks reviews
Rex sacrificed his past for our future. Freedom came with a condition, however. Rex couldn't be here for us anymore. Tuck POV Drabble. Spoilers for "Rabble"
Generator Rex - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Tuck, Rex S. - Complete
Penny for Your Thoughts reviews
What was going though Zak's head as Kur came tumbling out? "Legion of Garuda" based. No pairings, expect weirdness.
Secret Saturdays - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Zak S. - Complete
Wish reviews
Starlight, starbright, I wish I may, I wish I might..." Companion drabble to "Brothers"
Secret Saturdays - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Fiskerton, Zak S.
Muse of The Mirror reviews
Far away in the Mirror world, a mother thinks about her child. 'Monday' centric ficlet.
Secret Saturdays - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Drew S. - Complete
Another New Girl Story reviews
Another blatent parody of all that you know. Contains periodical insanity and the broken pieces of the fourth wall. So, don't like, don't read.
Secret Saturdays - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Zak S., V.V. Argost - Complete
Brothers reviews
It takes a lifetime to build what takes a second to make. Pre-Series.
Secret Saturdays - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Komodo, Zak S. - Complete
Ruin Mania reviews
Two lovers are bound to each other by tragedy. Or something cheesy like that.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Paul Eats a Penny reviews
Complete and utter CRACK! Paul finds a penny in the street and decides to eat it! Brock says nothing the entire story! And Dawn is involved in a complicated Love Triangle! Read! Review! And get a slice of free pie!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Paul/Shinji, Dawn/Hikari - Complete
Sue Phantom reviews
A new girl and her enemies come to Casper High. There is also a new ghost girl on the loose! Come on! We all know this is a Mary Sue parody! Chapter 8: The ending, FINALLY!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,122 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Danny F. - Complete
Positivity reviews
A brief drabble about how one break-up could turn your day aroud for the better, or worse.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Suki, Toph - Complete
Something DarkImaginative reviews
The Nasty Burger blew up! Danny found an aparment out of town! Cats and Dogs are living together! You know what that means! A Teen Titains crossover! Power to the blatent parodys!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Danny F. - Complete
Critical justice reviews
Pre Sozin's comet. An angry playgoer takes the show a little too far.. Must have watched "The Ember Island Players" to understand.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Aang - Complete
Cee Cee Summaries 1 reviews
3 Summaries for fics I might write. Read and reveiw, Concrit appriciated!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
The Jinjo Chronicals 2
Two new jinjos accidentally realese Grunty from her prison. What will happen? Read to find out!
Banjo-Kazooie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
The Sweet and Innocent
A poem I wrote up before starting this account. Connected to this fandom if you squint and turn your head sideways.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Vlad M., Danny F. - Complete
Personality reviews
The lament of a poor gamer after finishing her pokemon personality test. Oneshot poem thingy.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
The Jinjo Chronicals 1
Cyrus and Melanie just want ice cream. What will happen when Grunty gets between them? First fanfic EVAH!
Banjo-Kazooie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Published: 5/21/2008