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Joined 01-17-02, id: 155865, Profile Updated: 08-22-13
Author has written 6 stories for Wildstorm Heroes, X-Men, Torchwood, and StarTrek: Enterprise.

British 30-something, generally multi-fannish, but currently mostly writing Enterprise.

I write fic which explores the darker side sometimes, but I’m a big believer that hope and absurdity and humour can be found in the darkest times, and I try to reflect that too. If you want more information about the content of any of my fics before you read, you’re welcome to contact me. Concrit and honest feedback is also always welcome on all of my works.

Francu is drawing an amazing comic of my Enterprise story The First Casualty:

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The General Synopsis at 03:38 Hours by Karshtakavaar reviews
Trip isn't the only one sleeping badly in the Expanse.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/14/2011 - M. Reed - Complete
The Ledge by Kathy Rose reviews
Malcolm has a choice to make: Try to save himself, or drown. Written for November's Drown Malcolm Month.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,366 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/23/2009 - M. Reed - Complete
Lost by RoaringMice reviews
Injured and alone on an unfamiliar planet, and Reed is not quite himself.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,099 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008 - M. Reed, C. Tucker - Complete
Doorway by Sita Z reviews
Trip and Malcolm crash the shuttlepod on an uninhabited planet, and soon discover that they aren’t as alone as they thought.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,338 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - M. Reed, C. Tucker - Complete
Ten Days by Sita Z reviews
Trip and Malcolm are down with the flu, but they’ll never know how close they came to going out the airlock. Sickbay Month Entry 2008.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,186 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/29/2008 - C. Tucker, M. Reed - Complete
Novum Et Insidiosum Territorium by volley reviews
Malcolm wakes up in sickbay... Coda to Terra Nova
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,777 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
The obvious is not so obvious by closetfan reviews
When a woman dies in Johnny's arms, the mystery of who's after the Fantastic Four deepens. Please R&R.
Fantastic 4 - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,992 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Complete
Why Am I Going To Shout At You? by angel-death-dealer reviews
Johnny comes into the kitchen looking rather guilty, but all he really wants is a few kind words from his sister. JohnnySueSibling.
Fantastic 4 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
Nightmares by Goody-Goodie reviews
After his encounter with the Surfer Johnny starts having terrible dreams that he can't tell anyone about. The team must work together to find out what has caused Johnny to become so distant and terrified to go to sleep. Oneshot, post FF: ROTSS.
Fantastic 4 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Time Immemorial by Sita Z reviews
Trip and Malcolm are stranded in an unknown place with no memory of Enterprise or who they are. Friendship.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,466 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 5/17/2007 - C. Tucker, M. Reed - Complete
An Ode to Endlessness by The Whyness reviews
To grieve is a universally painful experience. To suffer the absence of grief is torture. JohnnyAngst. Please review!
Fantastic 4 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
A Falling Away of Innocence by RoaringMice reviews
Malcolm is forced to deal with loss of control and sense of self. He's used to being able to overcome his difficulties, even his fears, through force of will. Circumstances prevent this, and he finds himself having to rely on others.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,360 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006 - M. Reed, C. Tucker - Complete
Shades of Gray by llnbooks reviews
Sequel to Oxygen. Complete.
Fantastic 4 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,045 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Complete
Oxygen by llnbooks reviews
When you're a Human Torch, oxygen can be your best friend or your worst enemy.
Fantastic 4 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,537 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Complete
Another Planet's Hell by Sita Z reviews
When Archer finds shuttlepod I empty and drifting in space, he assumes that his officers have been killed. However, Trip and Malcolm are not dead. But maybe they wish they were. Chapter 19 UP! COMPLETE!
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 81,655 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/4/2005 - Published: 12/13/2004 - C. Tucker, M. Reed - Complete
Ten Thousand Candles by Andraste reviews
Charles Xavier lights three candles every Sunday morning. X2 reaction fanfic, including major spoilers.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2003 - Charles Xavier/Professor X
Happiness by Andraste reviews
A response to The Authority #22, with spoilers for same. Proceed with caution.
Wildstorm Heroes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/18/2001
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The First Casualty reviews
A humanitarian mission on a war-torn world goes badly wrong, and Malcolm has to face the consequences. Reed, Archer, Trip, gen. Chapter 9/9 now up - COMPLETE.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 89,019 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - M. Reed, J. Archer - Complete
Albatross reviews
In the wake of the events of the Nativity, Apollo and Midnighter come to terms with the changes in their lives. Warning for discussion of rape.
Wildstorm Heroes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Apollo, Midnighter - Complete
Falling Down Five Flights reviews
Five scenes from Apollo and Midnighter's early life. Sometimes you can't tell if you're flying or falling until you hit the ground. Written for Yuletide 2009.
Wildstorm Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,451 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Apollo, Midnighter - Complete
The Sea Change reviews
Team Torchwood share a sunset. Also, Ianto is a dolphin. Ianto, Jack, Gwen.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
All Day Permanent Red reviews
Logan's never been one to back down from a fight, but in times of war, it's all too easy for things to just fall apart. Written for LGBTfest 2009, Logan/OMC.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/12/2010 - James H./Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Fantasy Guys reviews
Apollo dreams, and Midnighter remembers a few firsts.
Wildstorm Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,358 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Apollo, Midnighter - Complete