LenaGuffi
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Joined 04-23-08, id: 1558820, Profile Updated: 04-10-12
Author has written 6 stories for Misfits, 2009, and New Girl.

My name is Elena,

I live in Israel, was born in Ukraine, and speak hebrew, russian and a little english.

I'm really fickle with my fandoms and ships, so I'm not going to elaborate on my current preferences. They can change the next day. LOL

Take care :)

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Pink Wine and Prejudice by kissmelikeapirate reviews
Jessica Day is 32 and permanently single. Will she ever meet Mr. Right? Or Mr Anyone for that matter? (New Girl meets Bridget Jone's Diary AU)
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,144 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 11/6/2013
Chosen People by unicornsandrainbows reviews
Apples and honey. A matchmaker. A minor existential crisis. The loftmates accompany Schmidt to High Holiday services on Rosh HaShanah and Yom Kippur. Hijinks, of course, ensue. Chapter two is up!
New Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Jess D., Nick M., Schmidt, Winston B.
Five Four Three Two One by rookieD reviews
(One-shots x 15). A sneaky glimpse into the befores and/or afters of some of the memorable or could/should have been memorable moments of Sam/Andy Season 3. Starts off with a slice of heaven from episode 7. Also includes scenes from episodes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 & 6, as well as one between 9/10. Come on people, we just didn't see enough of them on our screens!
Rookie Blue - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,771 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 9/25/2012 - A. McNally, S. Swarek - Complete
The Open Road by MayaLala reviews
Book 3. Nick drives to Chicago hoping to escape his feelings for Jess only to find she's there at every turn. Some chapters rated M. Complete. Thank you everyone for all the tremendous support, especially that you liked the ending! Thanks. **My life mixed with New Girl, a total blast to write**
New Girl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,012 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Nick M., Jess D. - Complete
Uncalling It by GentleReader reviews
A little glimpse into the rest of Nick & Jess' evening...spoilers for 2X25. Unabashed fluff. Enjoy!
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
Dealing by Kezzaz83 reviews
All decisions have repercussions that have to be dealt with... How do Andy and Nick deal with the repercussions of leaving for Project Dakota, and then returning to everything that they left behind? Andy/Sam. Nick/Gail. Special guest appearances from all the other characters that I also love so much!
Rookie Blue - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,480 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 9/22/2012
Harts Get Broken by blopty reviews
Incomplete, but I'm lost - if someone wants to finish it, be my guest! Sorry!
Hart of Dixie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,795 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Zoe H., Wade K. - Complete
Aftermath by Jujubee1981 reviews
Set Post-Borderline, just a long tag with sexiness and a happy ending! Kate/Ben
Fairly Legal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Kate R., Ben G.
Jane Eyre: A Retelling by True.th reviews
On hiatus, but many of you already knew that. The title says it all. A simple retelling of the greatest love story penned. M because of the wedding night.
Jane Eyre - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 63,641 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 1/29/2011
Kiss with a Fist by aussiemma reviews
She's a walking contradiction. A rush of wild blonde curls and piercing intense blue; who can chew you up and spit you out. She was the bane of my existence, and apparently I was in love with her. How the hell did this happen?
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,257 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
After The Storm by Bonbonnett reviews
A what-if set after the proposal, Jane has second thoughts.
Jane Eyre - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 36,451 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Complete
Ghost Watching by Laspettra reviews
The story of how Annie met George and Mitchell. The pilot episode re-imagined from Annie's point of view, with our OT3.
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,240 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Anna S./Annie, J. Mitchell - Complete
The Opportunity by BtrixMcG reviews
AU: Seeley Booth is the CEO of a prominent communications company and one of the most powerful men in the industry. Temperance Brennan is a brilliant young analyst who comes into his employ and gets far more than she bargained for. Smutty, beware.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,190 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Him and Her by loudthoughts reviews
"Damn it if he could only listen to the moral part of him, but the part of him that knew he loved Bones, the part that knew anyone else was just a pale substitute, wouldn't stop screaming at him..." New chapter, come read and please review!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,335 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 11/11/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Weeping Willow by starrytea88 reviews
In a world where women are treated as property, how can love possibly emerge? This is my 1st fan fic...so will see what happens
Lost - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,220 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Jack, Kate
Through the White Light by thomasharker reviews
Follows on from series 2, so will contain spoilers. Curtis has gone missing and Simon realises that he will soon have to become the hero they knew as Superhoodie. Nathan tries to cope with the burden of fatherhood. Contains language and Nathan. Beware.
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,736 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010
The Only Exception by LostFan4life reviews
Teen Jate AU. After watching her mom go from relationship to relationship, Kate promises herself that she will never fall in love. Will Jack make her realize that true love still exists?
Lost - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Jack, Kate
Beyond Sex by It's Just Apple Pie reviews
Angst. Angst. Angst. Hannah Brennan Booth Love Triangle- it's about how they all fall apart- but mostly Brennan on her way down.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,870 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Girls' Night Out by ExcellentDriver reviews
When you mix your new girlfriend and your best friend with alcohol and loud music, probably nothing good will come out of it. Post "The Couple in the Cave".
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,885 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Are you there? by Bond.Jane reviews
"I need to go Bones, or I'll keep on falling in love with you"
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,773 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Second Chances by hersheygal reviews
Kate has visions of Jack even though she knows he's gone, but she clings to him because it's the only reality she wants to be part of. Until she gives birth to their son, David. Jate and mentions of Charlie/Claire.
Lost - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,821 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Kate, Jack
I've Missed You So Much by menz815 reviews
The journey of all six living survivors once they get off the island. Kate's POV, so it mostly focuses on her. Jack/Kate & Sawyer/Juliet.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,591 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Kate, Jack - Complete
Freak Parade by TempestJo reviews
A fun story, about a non-prude Booth... B&B, possibly ooc, depending on how you see the character.. rated M but could pass as T. maybe.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 14,140 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Happiness by cmonteiths reviews
Sometimes it only takes one person to make you happy. AU Jate fic. I used to be DracoM.RonW.820, I am now xoStuckInNeutral16ox
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Kate, Jack
Crimson Catastrophe by midnightcoward reviews
Booth and Brennan work a case that pushes them both to their limits, and into each other's arms.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,240 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Dr Leonard Frankenstein by madamwolf reviews
Young Frankenstein crossover. After receiving a letter informing him that his grandfather had died Leonard is forced to go to Transylvania with Penny and "settle his grandfathers estate" however things take an interesting turn... Leonard/Penny
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,039 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Leonard H., Penny
What Would Happen If We Kissed? by only-more-love reviews
Thoughts of Booth are keeping Brennan awake at night. Question is, what is she going to do about it? This story is set in Season 2, after Episode 11, though I may have changed the exact month. x Booth and Brennan x
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,246 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 1/19/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
The Third Party Accumulation by WeBuiltThePyramids reviews
Leonard and Penny get into a situation that can't be resolved by her slamming a door. Their lives have been changed forever. Can they stay together?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,470 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Leonard H., Penny - Complete
Venturing Into The Unknown by Nothing But Bones reviews
All of Sweets' patients are forced to attend a team-building exercise, much to the distaste of our dynamic duo. Surrounded by partners who have a strained relationship, will Brennan and Booth finally realise how special their bond really is?
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,725 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 11/12/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Mile High by Bond.Jane reviews
My take on the infamous "Penalty for the late returning of a book". May contain slight spoilers for The Passenger in the Oven" Rated M for obvious reasons so, if you are under 18 or easily blush, just skedaddle, my friend.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/30/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
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Confessions of a Pantless Man reviews
So, we all know about Nick's complicated relationship with his... pants. And also I kinda like naked Nick a lot. Also, when the "I love you" is going to happen? So this story is about that and... some other stuff.
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Jess D., Nick M., Schmidt, Cece P. - Complete
Naked reviews
After watching the last episode and that adorable NESS bedroom scene, and a naked Nick... I couldn't help it, I needed to write something. Thanks to Mayalala for correcting my mistakes and being generally an amazing person.
New Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Jess D., Nick M., Schmidt - Complete
Dirty Texting reviews
Jess and Nick are in a relationship. Being separated by their respective jobs, they engage in texting. It might get a little steamy in there... Might count as mild M... but putting it under T, as nothing major or graphic ) Thanks to Mayalala, my guardian angel ))
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Jess D., Nick M., Schmidt - Complete
Parent Trap reviews
Jess becomes a victim of her favorite movie scenario when Cece and Schmidt lock her and Nick behind the iron curtain after a month long separation. Will it work this time? Huge thanks goes to Mayalala for her continuous support and inspiration!
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Jess D., Nick M., Schmidt, Cece P. - Complete
Prom Date reviews
This is an entry for the "You are invited to a prom" contest. My first NG story. Jess is a chaperone at a prom and she invites Nick to be her date. What can possibly go wrong? Thanks to MayaLala for her amazing support and editing. Good luck, roomfriends!
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,442 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Nick M., Jess D. - Complete
Future, Present and Afterlife reviews
Alisha griefs F!Simon remembering their story
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Alisha B., Simon B. - Complete