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Joined 04-23-08, id: 1558887, Profile Updated: 09-12-14
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Hiya! I am a picky reader.I enjoy reading Harry Potter, Sherlock, and Serenity/Firefly. I enjoy a well written tale and people who make a foot long paragraph piss me off to no end! Have you ever tried reading a 12 inch long paragraph on a computer screen? And another pet peeve of mine with the writers on this site are that the words accept/except, wary/weary, and to/too are not used correctly. Please, for the love of all that's holy, look up the words in the dictionary and use them properly!

For Example:

I am having random sex with stud monkeys and I work too many long hours to do anything except sleep and eat when I come home weary. I will accept the fact that I do have two days off a week which should give me time to finish my fanfics I have uncompleted. It's just that I don't want to right now. I've been wary of the software installations on my computer and I don't want this computer to crash like my old one did, too.

(yes, I'm a snarky woman, live with it!)

More Pet Peeves with the writers on this site:

1). It's "vial" when referring to a container. It's "vile" when you're describing something. It's "vital" when you're saying you're in a hurry.

2). It's "they're" when you want to say "they are doing something " (for example: They're playing Exploding Snap in the common room). It's also used like this, "Hey Harry whose Chocolate Frogs are those?", "Well Ron, they're Neville's." See the damn difference!?! ALSO, "their" is used this way, "it was their idea, Professor Snape!" or "Their plan totally sucked Headmaster, they all got caught by Deatheaters!" See what I mean? It's not difficult.

3). People, it's "quiet" when you want silence or low noise. It's "quite" when used this way: "That's quite a tattoo you have there, Deatheater."

4). I also dislike underage sex in fan fiction. Not everyone lost their virginity before graduating high school. And stop having children having sex with adults! It's porn and this site caters way too much to you pedophiles. Seriously, it annoys me. I'm not too fond of underage slash either, as the writers seem to believe that someone needs to be raped so his "inner gayness" can be released. You people are sick bastards.

I've been compared to Severus Snape by quite a few writers here and I'm taking that as a compliment. I'm no prude or some such person full of self righteousness. I am just tired of having to browse through the muck for a few good jewels. By the way, I don't leave reviews for trash. Why should I make an effort to say anything to you when you don't make an effort to write?

08-09-13: I changed my avatar from Smarties candies to the best Captain John H. Watson MD face ever. It's from the unaired pilot of Sherlock BBC. I think that Watson was better than the aired pilot Watson. He seemed more military and had more of an edge. However, I do like the 1st episode of season 1 Sherlock as well. The unaired pilot was just a bit...better. Martin Freeman, if you ever read this profile, I applaud you.

04-03-14 Okay, I've tolerated this long enough. It has to stop. The illiteracy of the writers on this site is growing. Stop using the single quotation mark for dialogue! That is not the appropriate use. It just shows how lazy a typist you are. The single quotation mark is usually for thoughts unspoken or to emphasize a word within a double quotation mark piece of dialogue or quote.

EXAMPLE: "So, Harry Potter, have you read the Sherlock Holmes story ' The Hound of the Baskervilles', yet? The book report on that is due tomorrow!"

OR 'I want to tell the man that I love him but each time I try, I just...can't! Gawd, why is Sherlock Holmes so damn sexy!?'

9-12-14: I forgot that I recently changed my Avatar from John Watson to the cutie you see now. I wish I could take credit for that pic but I can't it is a famous photo!

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Goals & Privileges by GuidingHand reviews
This is a sequel to Forbidden. At the end of Forbidden Snape issued Harry a Goal to achieve: Fast Food Night at Hogwarts and a Privilege to earn: McD's desserts. Per Snape's requirements, he must achieve the goal with anonymity. Harry works toward the goal and along the way Harry finds other goals he desires to achieve. Harry/Snape mentor story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,187 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Forbidden by GuidingHand reviews
Professor Snape catches Harry and Ron as they exit the Forbidden Forest after their trip to the acromantula nest. He ensures they are punished for their forbidden trip and also finds solutions to problems he was previously forbidden to resolve. Disclaimer: chapters two and eight will contain spanking; of a preteen/teen. Tip: If you like humor more than angst start with ch. 3.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,428 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
Hermione's Book Nook by Stargon1 reviews
Sequel to The Cupboard Under the Stairs. Even bars on the window, locks on the door and a demented house-elf can't keep Harry away from his friends. The Ministry hearing, though, might be a different story. And then there's that letter from his dad ... A second year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 107,575 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lone Traveler: The Slytherin Chronicles by dunuelos reviews
Severus Snape is confronted by the Lone Traveler on the Eve of his ascention to Slytherin Head of House. The visiting Harry teaches him to change the course of Slytherin and all of the Magical world. All he has to do is get them to open their eyes. The major portion is almost exclusively in the viewpoint of Severus Snape. Now with Lucius Malfoy thrown in.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,060 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Screwing Up by Spades reviews
When you're screwing up and nobody says anything to you anymore, that means they've given up on you. John has stopped saying anything.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 65,908 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Perception is Everything by Kendra James reviews
When Severus Snape is left in charge of Hogwarts over the christmas break, he is less than pleased to discover Harry will be one of his charges. Events force him to face that Mr Potter may not be quite what he has assumed all these years. Year 6
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 165,658 - Reviews: 4133 - Favs: 5,422 - Follows: 4,851 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Study in Magic by Books of Change reviews
When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently she was unprepared for the shock of finding the cause behind Harry Potter's disappearance. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 516,000 - Reviews: 4621 - Favs: 4,746 - Follows: 4,339 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Lionsnake Chronicles II: Harry and the Captured Pawn by Eria reviews
Sequel to Harry and the Viper's Chess. Harry returns to Hogwarts for his second year with a house-elf's warning in mind. As the term passes, he falls back into the habit of not seeking help when he most needs it. Harry tries to convince the House of Vipers that he's not the next Dark Lord but fails. If he can't convince his housemates, how will he convince the rest of Hogwarts?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,109 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Emancipated Minor by cre8tvdeb reviews
It's 5th year and Harry Potter has been facing crisis after crisis on his own. He has no one to turn to, other than his friends, but they can only help so much. Harry needs the legal right to protect himself from the abuses he is constantly targeted with. Follows OOTP, but all events occur 1st term. Mentor/bonding fic. Slightly AU Severus in the beginning/more as the story goes on
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,064 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Harry P., Remus L., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Lionsnake Chronicles I: Harry and the Viper's Chess by Eria reviews
AU-ish. Harry rebels against two particular traits expected of a Slytherin, that of unwavering House loyalty and self-serving ambition. As he experiences life as a student of Hogwarts, he learns that, while some of his housemates are not who they merely appear to be, others are precisely the sort of person they present. The chess board is set... How will Harry play the game?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,346 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Theodore N., Sally-Anne P. - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 8129 - Favs: 13,335 - Follows: 10,144 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Inhibitions by E4mj reviews
Harry with no inhibitions could mean a lot of things get done quickly. Snape's POV of a potions accident with interesting effects. A lot of things are left unexplained: It is JUST a ficlet. A little thought that came to me after reading a potions/disaster story, un-developed mostly. Rating for swears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 153 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Bravery of the Soldier by thebakerstreetgirl reviews
When a news story about a hostage situation in Afghanistan breaks, details about John Watson's military service come to light that the doctor had kept secret for a long time. Sherlock is intrigued. What John needs in light of this story and the PTSD responses it flares up, is a friend. Can Sherlock Holmes step up to the job? NaNoWriMo 2013 Winner
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 102,515 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Failure To Thrive by cre8tvdeb reviews
It is post DH, and in the immediate aftermath, Harry experiences a spontaneous de-aging effect that sets him back physically, (& mentally?) by about 3 years. Recovery is challenging, and Harry is resisting help. But he does manage to get it from some unlikely sources. Follows DH, but AU (Alive!) Severus and Malfoys. Bonding/Mentor fic. Rating may change to M in later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,462 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Conscious Conscience by obeytherandomness reviews
Sherlock has a conscience. He's always had a conscience. It just doesn't come from the same place as everyone else's does.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,296 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Scarecrow by MapleleafCameo reviews
What if your best friend was the monster in the dark? What if he saved your life, but killed to do so? What if you still loved him? Rated M. Eventual Johnlock thank you Taikova for the beautiful commission piece
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,579 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 9/19/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Pride and Pumpkins by CorpseGrl reviews
A light-hearted Halloween fic wherein Molly challenges Sherlock to a battle of blades and John can't help but look on as the detective gets in over his head. Part of a one-a-day writing challenge. No ship but friendship.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,192 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Calatia reviews
When he finds out that Sherlock is alive, John is through with being protected and underestimated by the Holmes brothers. With Sherlock in trouble and Mycroft running out of options, can the army doctor save the day? Post-Reichenbach. Pre-return. No slash. Rated T for Violence
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,918 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hard Knocks by laureleaf reviews
Sherlock and John have a massive fight. Can Sherlock figure out how to apologize, and can John forgive him? No slash. Expansion on my 'Bored' chapter in 'Five times John punched Sherlock'. Lots of chapters, but they're short.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 11,712 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
It's Personal by Mayle reviews
Sherlock goes to a club, disguised as woman in hopes of rooting out a suspect. Instead of his mark, he finds John there. Now it's just one crazy thing after another as he searches for the answers to all the questions. And the questions as well, because he doesn't even know them.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,278 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Beneath the Jumper by laureleaf reviews
Sherlock hates warm weather, because when it's warm, John doesn't wear his jumpers. A character study/hurt-comfort/angst/humor/gen fic detailing the story behind (or rather underneath) the famous knitwear.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Shooter by Amputation reviews
The men were trying to rile the other into acting first, it seemed. How boringly predictable and dull this was! Post Reichenbach BAMF contained within, you've been warned.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Government Shutdown by chappysmom reviews
Sherlock was staring now. "Whatever is the matter with you, Mycroft? You haven't insulted me once and you're barely following the conversation." John cleared his throat. "I think I can answer that question for you. Mycroft? What's the date?" "10th January 2006."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,354 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Wrong Wagon by DancingGrimm reviews
Molly sees John in a new light and realises that she may have hitched her horse to the wrong wagon...or something like that. John pines for Sherlock and worries what he will think if he ever finds out. And Sherlock doesn't know what Molly's up to...but he knows he doesn't like it.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,509 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Phoenix Burning by mini-mid reviews
Harry dies at the same time as Voldemort when the killing curse backfires the second time and is sent back to Kings cross station. Now however Fawkes meets him there and sends him somewhere all together different than the Hogwarts he knows. Not Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,010 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 3,565 - Follows: 2,314 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Finding Home by cywsaphyre reviews
When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 2458 - Favs: 9,140 - Follows: 4,556 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Far Beyond a Promise Kept by oliver.snape reviews
Snape never wanted anyone to know of his promise to Dumbledore, but has realised that he can protect Potter much better by taking a less passive role in the boy's training. Actually liking Harry Potter has never been part of his plan. mentor/guardian.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 140,548 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 1,944 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
FRIENDS PROTECT EACH OTHER by marylouleach reviews
John get's a little help from his friends. Friends are the family we get to choose. To John's surprise he is apart of one big dysfunctional family, but it works.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,471 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Bravery Is By Far The Kindest Word by johnsarmylady reviews
When a case goes horribly wrong, John is determined to make sure that Sherlock gets out alive no matter what the cost. Rated T for content and bad language. No Slash. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/28/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Acronym by DancingGrimm reviews
"'Bee Ay Em Eff'. Hm, that's a new one on me. Do you know what it means, Sherlock?" John might not know what it means, but there are many little ways in which he proves the acronym suits him.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,057 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/30/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
John Plays Hooky by chappysmom reviews
Didn't he deserve a day to himself for a change? A day to do what he wanted? A few hours without being chided and bossed and ordered about by his brilliant but annoying flatmate? With no sniffling children or worried mothers? No police lights or crime scene tape? No chaos? Just … sunshine and a chance to relax for a change?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,673 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Cycles by RemyDico5 reviews
Sherlock Holmes and John Watson have lived several times over. As best as they can tell, they'll continue to do so until Baker Street no longer stands.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Gilded Portrait by NorseGodLoki reviews
The nightmare was finally over! Liberation rang throughout the wizard world. But the days that followed that fateful night in the Great Hall of Hogwarts would not bring peace to the three most responsible for dipatching the Dark Lord...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 287,873 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Aisle Six by esplanade reviews
Idea from this prompt from ilegzz on Tumblr: "Ok. So sherlock and john meet at a Tesco. Sherlock lives on his own and has NO IDEA whats the deal with all the milk brands and types and he knows mycroft told him something about them… Then John comes in and tells him something like "u should get this one" And walks away… Sherlock then stalks John all the time while at the Tesco."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
And A Doctor by StillWaters1 reviews
It was only when people actually saw John working as a physician that they began to understand: that it wasn't just about bullets and IEDs and trauma care under fire. That "doctor" actually covered a pretty wide field. And that John was bloody good at covering ground. 5 times Dr. Watson treated others and 1 time he treated himself.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,393 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Steve And The Barkeep by Runaway Deviant reviews
Steve has a routine, and god help him if he's going to break that routine for anyone - yes, that includes you, Tony. Enter a local barkeeper with a penchant for the occult and the gift of good conversation. EWE, not slash, just a couple of guys and a few hundred drinks. Rated for fear of the thought police.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,438 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 3,944 - Follows: 2,460 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
John Watson, Doctor and Soldier by hjohn302 reviews
Who was John Watson before he met Sherlock Holmes? A small snapshot view into John Watson's life in med school, and then again as he served in Afghanistan. One-shot. COMPLETE. Rated for violence and hints of domestic/physical abuse. (In Between 'verse; pre-series back ground on John Watson)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/29/2012 - John W., OC - Complete
Afghanistan Comes Home by hjohn302 reviews
"Based on John's posture and reaction to what he read in the newspaper, it must be related to his military service. Based on his response to the phone call, it was a Bit Not Good." John hadn't talked for nearly two days, hardly ate, hadn't slept well since he got the phone call, and had been avoiding Sherlock. He wasn't fine. COMPLETE. (In Between 'verse) Rated for some violence.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,422 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Game On by grannysknitting reviews
A follow on from the end of season one. They get home. Sherlock comes to a decision. John decides to point out his mistake. Game On Boys. in six parts
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cabin Fever by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
A massive storm keeps John trapped in Baker Street with a half-blind (for science!), very bored Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,343 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
First Response by Arwen Jade Kenobi reviews
Five times John had to perform first aid on Sherlock and one time Sherlock had to perform it on John. SPOILERS for both series and after. NOW COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,516 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Secret Identity of John Watson by scifigrl47 reviews
Taken out of context, John Watson leads a terrifying life. You have to wonder what those poor women he dates thinks of it, especially if John decides to try keeping one away from Sherlock, and Sherlock decides that it'd be best if he could get rid of her
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,251 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 2,661 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Affectionate Investment by XxMildredxX reviews
Sherlock and John start to accidentally eat each other's food, and start feeding each other, much to the amusement and shock of their peers. Of course, it all feels natural to them, but one chocolate-covered thing can lead to another... SLASH/FLUFF
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,982 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Army Doctor Turned Assassin by Corpium reviews
Sherlock stalks an assassin then gets kidnapped by said assassin. Then they become best friends, because, hey, no matter what occupation he's in, John Watson is awesome. Probably a oneshot. Unless you persuade me otherwise.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 165 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Punctuality by StoneWingedAngel reviews
The five times John was nearly too late for Sherlock, and the one time he wasn't.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,732 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1331 - Favs: 4,244 - Follows: 1,641 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Sergeant Angel by XxMildredxX reviews
Sherlock is called to a crime scene to assess a body, but it appears the new Sergeant, Nicholas Angel is already there, and doing a pretty good job of it! Oneshot. Hot Fuzz crossover.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Overdue Protection by PadyandMoony reviews
The fallout from the Dueling Club was worse than in Canon and leads to the release of one Sirius Black from Azkaban. And he is not amused. 1 SLASH couple.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,374 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,759 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
The Gentle Ghosts by StoneWingedAngel reviews
Sherlock and John may be dead, but they're far from gone.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Buried Alive by Bonomania reviews
When Harry was left at home alone, he could feel the trouble brewing around him. Little did he know his life was going to change that night in more ways than one. Contains mentions of medical procedures and blood. May be distressing for some .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,599 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Experiments in the Culinary Arts by CrazySpark reviews
John is out for a medical conference. There's been no new cases for days. Queue boredom rampant, until Sherlock stumbles across a little book that used to belong to John's mum. Sherlock/John clean version
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,971 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Orbis Non Sufficit by lalunaticscribe reviews
A spin-off of the Battle Butler, involving several jokes about Bond, ninja turtles and the Roundworld equivalent of Vetinari. MajorCRACK! designed to be laughed at. The joke's on Moriarty now. The world is not enough for John Watson to change sides. LLS
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/21/2011 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Three Times John Watson Was A Good Doctor by Milwaukee Meg reviews
..., one time he was bad, and one time he managed to be a good patient. Humor, drama and fluff, all in one.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/22/2011 - John W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Cursed Summer by Mountain907 reviews
After being cruelly abandoned by the Dursley's, Harry meets Bill and joins him on a Cursebreaking Adventure. Bill mentors Harry fic no slash. First FF Starts off a bit dark but lightens up quickly. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,456 - Reviews: 1931 - Favs: 4,713 - Follows: 2,650 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Retainer by lalunaticscribe reviews
Sequel to Battle Butler. What happens when Watson gets fed up with Moriarty's assassins and finally takes things into his own hands. It's always the unassuming ones that are the most dangerous. EPIC! and MINORCRACK! induced.Moran is one of them. LOL.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
Battle Butler by lalunaticscribe reviews
Cont. from Batman. There is a very good reason why hit-men stay the hell away from Baker Street. The number one reason is not due to Sherlock Holmes, but the Battle Butler behind him. EPIC! and MINORCRACK! induced.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/12/2011 - John W. - Complete
Batman by lalunaticscribe reviews
Not that one! An old tradition of the British Army: espionage. An older tradition? The Battle Butler. To live with Sherlock Holmes, it is almost necessary to possess the necessary skill to survive every crazy situation. CRACK. Humor. Might have a sequel
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/25/2011 - John W. - Complete
The Fight for Harry's Life by Kendra James reviews
An alternative ending to DH. Harry walks to his death. Can his friends reach him in time? Will he survive? Sirius,Remus, Tonks are still in the land of the living.H/G, R/H.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,495 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
It's My Life by Fyreheart reviews
After his second year, Harry begins to realize Hogwarts isn't everything it could be. Are there other options available? While the Hogwarts characters belong to JK Rowling, the story is obviously outside of canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,383 - Reviews: 1770 - Favs: 4,743 - Follows: 2,255 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Not Who He'd Thought by HumanTales reviews
DI Lestrade tries to figure out Sherlock's new flatmate. Written for a href " prompt at sherlockbbc's Make Me a Monday.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/3/2010 - DI Lestrade, John W.
Harry Potter vs Mr Potato Head by Perfect Lionheart reviews
A minor touch of philosophical rambling that you might find interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 81 - Published: 10/31/2010
Home Truths by Richefic reviews
Sherlock asks John about Afghanistan. John confronts Sherlock about being a sociopath. A very important truth emerges. One shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Photo Album by oliver.snape reviews
This is an epilogue of The Definition series. It's basically little scenes that didn't make it into the series, presented as photographic short stories. There is no set timeline, some are from times in the story, and some are after it finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,607 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Spartan's Quest by badkarma00 reviews
Finis
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 95,106 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Jayne, River - Complete
The Definition of Family by oliver.snape reviews
Sequel to the Definition of Home. Now back at Hogwarts, Harry balances school and his home life as he prepares to face Voldemort and learns to trust Snape's guidance. Along the way they both learn that family also means support.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 88,805 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Magical Childhood by Kendra James reviews
An injured six year old Harry Potter wishes for escape from his cupboard with surprising results. As the wizarding world struggles to cope with his disappearance, Harry discovers childhood can be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,200 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Complete
DragonKin by Fyreheart reviews
AU. During the summer between Harry's 5th and 6th year, an ancestor of Harry's discovers the last of the line has been mistreated and decides it's time to intercede. Over 2,000,000 views. Characters belong to J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 157,274 - Reviews: 2171 - Favs: 6,116 - Follows: 2,401 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Brother's Betrayal by Chereche reviews
The second, less famous and misunderstood son of Lily and James Potter, reaches his breaking point when he finds that he cannot trust the only person he ever looked up to, his own brother. Can their relationship survive his brother's betrayal?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,606 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8155 - Favs: 15,344 - Follows: 6,509 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Definition of Home by oliver.snape reviews
Harry runs into Snape while trying to find the definition of home, and finds himself drawn into Snape's Order task, finding a location outside of London. Along the way, he and Snape learn a few new definitions themselves. Guardian/Adoption fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,829 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Pendant of Slytherin by Neednotknowtheirname reviews
6/7th year fic. Harry decides he wants to do things his way, because Dumbledore's method of defeating Voldemort just doesn't appeal. He finds friends in unexpected places and embarks on a method of defeat in which he sometimes holds little hope. H/OFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 481,824 - Reviews: 2035 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
New Blood by Brown-in-the-Black reviews
18 months after Miranda, the crew of Serenity is slowly healing. Chapters 25 and 26. In the aftermath of the battle, a new order emerges in the 'Verse. Story is now complete.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 83,365 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Zoe W. - Complete
Innocence Lost by Nifty Niffler reviews
This is Harry's fourth year. Major events are same but with different twists. Harry finds that relationships can change and some things will never be the same again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 96,412 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Veil of Mystery by semprini reviews
Post-OotP Reluctantly taking a leadership role in the fight against Voldemort, urging others to 'say the name', Harry tries to learn how he can use his 'power the Dark Lord knows not' to fulfill the prophecy as he becomes his enemy's biggest target.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 401,266 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
A Change In Perspective by Roozette reviews
Once there was a potions accident... Ha! Harry turns five, much to the distress of the I don't want to be a Death Eater brigade.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,281 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 3,359 - Follows: 1,147 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Archangel by badkarma00 reviews
Endings, Beginnings
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 126,914 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Jayne, Kaylee - Complete
The Hidden Hero by EveBB reviews
AU What if Harry knew he was a wizard and about the prophecy before he went to Hogwarts? What if he was kicked out of the Dursleys and decided to attend Hogwarts disguised as a muggleborn? Harry Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 181,065 - Reviews: 2908 - Favs: 3,375 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Slytherin Prince by slingit reviews
Harry's sixth year starts with a horrible summer at the Dursleys. New friends, new loves, new lessons and new adventures await Harry at Hogwarts this year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 272,145 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Last Spartan by badkarma00 reviews
This story is finished! Let me know what you think!
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 37 - Words: 96,681 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Missing by Rulern Av Ost reviews
AU. In a world where Harry as a twin, and where Voldemort died that night, Harry grows up with his parents and his brother. However, his parents never pays any attention to him, and has nearly forgotten him. Warning: Character Death. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,408 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 205 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Secret Diary by EvilDaystar reviews
Sequel to A Parent's Secret Gift. AU SECOND YEAR Harry returns to Hogwarts for his second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 91,005 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Redefining Summer by loralee1 reviews
AU, Post OotP, No HBP, Summer at the Dursleys has always meant Harry is overworked, under fed, and lonely, all Harry wants is a normal summer, what he gets is anything but normal. NaNoWriMo 06 project
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,465 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,822 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Panther's Heart by Copper Vixen reviews
Harry gets caught while in his animagus form and is purchased to be a familiar to his worst enemy, HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,552 - Reviews: 1944 - Favs: 4,824 - Follows: 1,087 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Parents Secret Gift by EvilDaystar reviews
What if Harry's parents had put in place a few contingency plans for Harry's future. How different would his life have been in the magical world then? Harry Potter first year AU story with some Albus Dumbledore perspective every now and again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 96,943 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 1,513 - Follows: 442 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Consequences by marietsy2 reviews
Harry Potter was accused of Ron and Hermione's death and was sent to Azkaban. He was finally released after his innocence was proven. Tired of the betrayals and the hypocrisy of the Wizarding World, he decides to leave. Will he actually go through with it
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,181 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 198 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dimensional Trunk by Ophiuchus reviews
Post OOTP. COMPLETED. Harry's 6th year will be another exciting year. How does the trunk Ron gave him help his fight against V? Pre HBP. HG RHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 272,782 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Complete
Learning to Vanquish by HumanTales reviews
COMPLETED. Continuation of Counterparts. A sixth year story as close to canon as I can manage, with my predictions as to what will happen. Chapter 15: The endoftheyear debriefing with Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 94,263 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/10/2005 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Complete
While you were sleeping by sillycucumber reviews
Harry wakes up from a seven year coma and finds things aren't as they used to be. A story of how Harry readjusts to his life and finds out who he is as a man.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 218,535 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/9/2005 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Head Heart & Soul by shedoc reviews
How can you defeat the Dark Lord with a power you don't understand? Harry finds out...[complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,275 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/30/2005 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Full Circle by Celebony reviews
[Sequel to Recnac and Flawed] A glimpse into Harry's life at age 23 after everything that's happened to him. One-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,338 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 164 - Published: 12/25/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Flawed Perfection by Celebony reviews
[Sequel to Recnac Transfaerso] Finally, Harry's in for a perfect summer with his godfather and friends, or so it begins. But being Harry Potter means that nothing can stay peaceful for long. {Complete}
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 260,672 - Reviews: 3097 - Favs: 2,026 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 11/17/2004 - Published: 3/11/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Fixing Broken Glass by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Complete] Harry Potter has been forced into the darkness of Azkaban for three years. The sins of the past weighs heavily on him and the world. Is there a way to fix what's been shattered?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,781 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 11/5/2004 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Counterparts by HumanTales reviews
COMPLETE. After leaving the Dursleys in the summer after fifth year, Harry goes to Godric's Hollow and finds himself . . . at home. AU with a twist
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,323 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/30/2004 - Published: 7/30/2004 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Undead Alliance by sloth reviews
Yr 6..Harry deals with the loss of Sirius along with Ron & Hermione's relationship. There are things he can't share with his friends but help from an unexpected source puts in motion the key to Voldemort's defeat.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,367 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/24/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Redemption by krtshadow reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 3668 - Favs: 6,106 - Follows: 1,227 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Recnac Transfaerso by Celebony reviews
In a rash act of self-sacrifice, Harry saves a dying Muggle by magically transfering the man's cancer to himself. Now, going through his fifth year with a terrible secret, he begins to realize just what he's given up. H/G, R/Hr. Warning: abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,216 - Reviews: 4297 - Favs: 4,592 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter Hogwarts Caretaker by Silverfox1 reviews
27 year old Harry Potter is on his way back to Hogwarts. But why is he so depressed? Find out and discover who the teachers at Hogwarts are ten years after the books.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,240 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/10/2001 - Published: 7/20/2001 - Complete
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Bad Moon Rising reviews
Megan pines for Twilight hunks but can't seem to get ANY of them to want HER.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,622 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Embry - Complete
Simple Moments reviews
Brief moments between Bella's hospital stay and the Prom in the first book.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Complete
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