Atalanta Pendragonne
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Joined 01-17-02, id: 155894, Profile Updated: 05-14-10
Author has written 22 stories for Harry Potter, Jhonen Vasquez, Discworld, Book X-overs, Death Note, and Web Shows.

I'm prone to long bouts of writer's block, so expect extended silences from me.

It drives me crazy to have to mention this. In April of 2005 I wrote a little piece called "50 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts" and posted it on my Livejournal. A lot of people liked it. Some sent in their own suggestions, which I collected into appendices.

I didn't invent the "Things I am not allowed to do at _" ; as far as I know, Skippy's List is the original there. But I did write this specific list. At least five people here on fanfiction.net have posted it as their own. List format isn't even allowed on this site (which is why I haven't posted it here; it is on my Skyehawke and DeviantArt pages)! If you've done your own list, by all means, I'd like to read it! But don't take mine or my readers' and claim it as your own. If I see it, I'll report it. If you want to share it, link, don't steal.

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Of Cracks, Rifts, Portals, and Hellmouths by Raven Aorla reviews
Buffy's "gift" of jumping through the portal took her to the Rift in Cardiff, post-Torchwood's destruction. She meets the 11th Doctor, Mrs. Amy Pond, and Mr. Rory Pond. Will feature a shiny new explanation for the Spike/John Hart resemblance.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,844 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Buffy S., 11th Doctor
Burn You Up and I'll Burn You Down by Raven Aorla reviews
The Master escapes the Time Lock, now hoping to get the Doctor's attention. It's Jack that finds him and decides the Master needs to be reformed. Slash, non-con, torture, Dark!Jack, references to Torchwood.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,055 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Jack H., 11th Doctor - Complete
Kiss and Tell by Raven Aorla reviews
The Master is traveling w/ the Doctor. The Doctor needs Jack to guard the Master while Ten runs an errand. The Master is not happy. Joyful crack. Ten/Master, Ten/Jack, a tiny, tiny bit of Ten/Jack/Master.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/31/2009 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Death and Jack by Raven Aorla reviews
It's not so much that Jack can't die; it's more like he can't stay dead. Which means he gets to run into a certain cute young woman quite often, even if he doesn't remember her while he's alive. Not my characters. Part I of "Death Through the Fandoms".
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sandman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Jack H. - Complete
Distant Proximity by animeninjaNIPPON reviews
Johnny gets depressed again and tries to remain cold, despite some persuasion from a manifestation. When he feels the need for affection again, his attention turns to one he could never immortalize... [SLASH Nnyolder!Squee]
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,686 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/6/2005 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Johnny C., Squee - Complete
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Comfort Food reviews
Welcome to Night Vale. With help from a colleague, Carlos makes a favorite dish from Cecil's childhood.
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Complete
A, A, A: Trilogy reviews
Three drabbles focusing on A from Another Note, originally written for the Livejournal community a celebration.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/28/2009 - A, BB
Oh Filthy reviews
Death Note: Another Note fic. Beyond BirthdayxA, non-con, yaoi. A wants to sleep. B won't let him.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2008 - BB, A - Complete
Chainsaw for Christmas reviews
Teatime and JT have a special holiday ritual.
Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Complete
Lullaby to Nightmares
JT has nightmares. Teatime and Nny help her get over them.
Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Complete
A Girl Needs a Knife
Crossover with Discworld. Nny and Teatime get JT a special birthday present.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Johnny C. - Complete
AnkhMorpork Nights reviews
Crossover with Discworld, Slays Together universe. TeatimexNny. In the dark, Teatime and Nny grow closer.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Johnny C. - Complete
JT in the City reviews
Nny encourages JT's murderous instincts early.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Johnny C. - Complete
The Origins of JT reviews
Crossover with Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, TeatimexNny. No matter how cheap it is to rent a room next to the Unseen University, it is never, ever a bargain.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Stolen Time Coffee and a Movie
Set in the Stolen Time fic & RP JtHMDiscworld crossover setting. Nny and Teatime go to see ARMY OF DARKNESS. The outcome is unsurprisingly violent.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Johnny C. - Complete
Fear and Loathing Everywhere But Las Vegas reviews
Crossover Discworld & Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Slash TeatimexNny. Set in the Stolen Time RPfic setting. Nny and Teatime go on a multistate road trip.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,516 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Johnny C.
Asleep and Dreaming
Slash NnyTeatime. DiscworldJohnny the Homicidal Maniac crossover by way of the Stolen Time RP & fic universe. Teatime drugs Nny to engage in a bit of somnophilia.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Johnny C. - Complete
Real Friends Stab You In The Front reviews
JTHM:Black Books crossover. Excessively silly. Bernard asks the wrong person to make toast for him...
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Complete
The Pureblood Girl's Lament reviews
Song parody, with apologies to Buffy Sainte Marie.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/2/2005
Merope Hid Her Face For Shame reviews
After the incarceration of her father and brother, Merope goes to London with Tom Riddle, but it's not the idyll she dreamed of.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,111 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 8/3/2005
The Trouble With Parsletongue reviews
For anyone who's ever owned a ball python. Talking to snakes may sound cool, but what would they really have to say?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/28/2005
The Butterfly Road reviews
The rise and fall of MWPP, from Peter's POV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/18/2004 - Published: 1/29/2004
A Face In Shadow reviews
This started out being about Snape, but I think a little Raistlin Majere imagery snuck is way in. Bad subconcious, bad!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/10/2002 - Severus S.
Home for Chanukah reviews
A very young Severus spends the holidays with his family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17/2002 - Severus S.
Call Me Now reviews
Detention proves at least as unleasant for Professor Snape as for the student he's tying to punish.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2002 - Severus S., Draco M.
Best Two Falls Out of Three reviews
Snape gets an evening visit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2002 - Severus S., Ron W.
But I'm a Cheerleader reviews
A slight disruption at a Quidditch match.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2002