Bezo and Yezo
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Joined 01-17-02, id: 155895
Author has written 16 stories for Slayers, Final Fantasy IX, Final Fantasy VII, Superhuman Samurai Syber-Squad, Final Fantasy X, Captain Power, Excel Saga, Read or Die, and Incredibles.
Wow...we're not good at writing bios.

Well, if Bezo stops beating the crap out of the keyboard, we might actually get this written. Okay, so he stopped. *sigh* There he goes again. *Yezo sweatdrops, then smacks Bezo, who glances about curiously and wonders if it's raining, while Yezo rubs her sore hand and pouts*

Okies...we're a boy-girl writing team. Bezo, aslo known as...well, the boy component of our team. Yezo, also known as Rhianwen, or Snugglekitty on her sillier days, is the girl component...which Bezo is checking up on right now. Tee-hee!

Anyway, we're Slayers fans (to put it mildly), and, as may be obvious from our names, we both have a great respect for Rezo. Not enough, however, not to mock him continuously. But everyone gets that treatment from us, so it's all good.

One more thing: we are working on an original work known as Ultimate Whimsy XXIX. Since we're sure people are getting tired of us putting Bezo and Yezo into existing video games, we're making a game that they can star in! This is the story adaptation! For an unlimited time only, on! Go read it! Please! ^_^


Okay...we're done. Go away now.

Bezo crosses his arms and looks imposing. Yezo sweatdrops once again*

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The Man Who Didn't Feel Like It reviews
Life in The City just isn't interesting enough for The Heroes. Fortunately, things are about to take a turn for the stupid, with the advent of a dangerously lazy new foe, The Underachiever! We might finish this, if we feel like it...whatever.
Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Complete
Kilty's Night Out reviews
Join young Kilty McBagpipes as he systematically strikes out with each and every one of the Read or Die gals. In one night! Now, that's talent! Hints of NeneneMaggie, JokerWendy, DrakeMichelle, and NancyYomikoNancy.
Read or Die - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,253 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/5/2005
Death of a Gentleman reviews
He's back! But not for long... Features FlamboyantVillain!Joker, SlightlyPsychotic!Wendy, and FarTooTrusting!Mr. Gentleman.
Read or Die - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2005
Dokusensha: The Sitcom
In which Lee gets tired of Mr. Kim and Sunny Wong freeloading, and kicks them out of his apartment. Their search for a new home, and the unfortunate soul who just happens to live there. Modelled loosely on “Seinfeld".
Read or Die - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,659 - Published: 1/2/2005
Five Years of Madness, Twelve Years of Angst reviews
How does a psychiatrist deal with twelve years of issues, crammed into five years of life? Junior goes in for a little therapy, and his therapist regrets it whole-heartedly.
Read or Die - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2004
The Case of the Missing Jug reviews
Auron loses something very near and dear to his heart. The group embarks upon a grand journey to retrieve it, resulting in madness, mayhem, and a dramatic increase in Rikku’s stats.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,394 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/19/2004 - Published: 12/14/2003
Dies Usagi: Day of the Bunny reviews
It was just an ordinary day in F-City. Until it stopped being ordinary. With bunnies arriving in droves, and Koshi Rikdo nowhere to be found, can any good possibly come of this? I severely doubt it!
Excel Saga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/22/2004
Cube 3: StuporCube reviews
Some doors aren't meant to be opened. Some questions are better left unanswered. Some movies are better left unwatched. A CubeCaptain Power crossover. Note: this came out before the actual Cube 3, which was called Cube Zero, and God, they can't count!
Captain Power - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/16/2004
The Wrath of Mr Woofy reviews
Who can tell the motives of a madman? How about the motives of a mad mechanical puppy dog? Captain Power and the Soldiers of the Future face Lord Dread's most devious creation yet: the flippydog!
Captain Power - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,850 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/21/2004 - Published: 2/10/2004
Less Bunnies, More Hats reviews
[Chapter 5 now up! Finally!] While on his way to complete his first mission, Cloud happens upon two very annoying individuals. It gets worse from there. A skewed re-telling of the events of Final Fantasy 7 with a few new faces. Please read and review!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,851 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/10/2004 - Published: 10/19/2002 - Complete
Of Godly Bunnies and Godly Hats reviews
While aboard the Hilde Garde 3, the group happens upon two new teammates. But the strategy guide says nothing of them! Will they prove useful, or just sorta get in the way? Read on!
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,696 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/9/2003 - Published: 4/18/2002
Something Stupid This Way Comes reviews
[Complete!] The 'Romeo and Juliet' fiasco nearly forgotten, the good folk of North Valley High are staging Shakespeare's 'Macbeth.' With Tanker in the lead role, and Malcolm seething over being named understudy, what could go wrong?
Superhuman Samurai Syber-Squad - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,564 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/7/2003 - Published: 12/9/2002 - Complete
One Day, At Amelia's reviews
Zelgadis, upon finding himself rather bored one day, decides to pass some time with the love of his life. Gettin' hot and sweaty. Aww... (Very important author's notes to follow the story)
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9/6/2002
Crap! The Attack of Captain Obvious! reviews
The title says it all, folks! Faint L/G A/Z leanings. Enjoy! Or don't. But please review anyway! We like feedback...unless it's that crappy loud kind.
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2/21/2002
The Origin of Copy Copy Rezo reviews
During our last tale (The Slayers Fan Fiction Review Guild), Gourry had a flashback of sorts.!! Hey, you asked for more (well, some of you). You brought this upon yourselves. Hee!
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2002
The Slayers Fan Fiction Review Guild reviews
Have you ever wondered what the characters of Slayers would think of the various fan fictions bouncing around out there? Yeah, neither have we. But we wrote a story. We like stories.
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/17/2002