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Hello everyone, my name is Billie Jo (BJ). I don't write, I just READ. Waaaay too much.

My daughter (14 at the time) got me hooked on twilight in April of 2007 and I haven't looked back.

I bought my electric silver Volvo S60 R in March of 2008 (they are very hard to find in Michigan) and love the living shit out of it. The salesman, Chris, had never heard of twilight so I sent him a copy.

My car doesn't smell like Edward, but it does smell like Edward's leather coat. sigh

I really enjoy reading your stories and I want to thank all of you for sharing your talent with me.

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Sacrifices by Enthralled reviews
When Edward left Bella, he did so in the hopes that she would have a happy, human life. What would happen if she did just that, but it turned out that things didn't go as either of them planned? Edward & Bella AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 322,466 - Reviews: 5943 - Favs: 3,952 - Follows: 2,908 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Contractually Bound by LyricalKris reviews
She'd cost him everyone he'd ever loved. Surely a few months of marriage wasn't too high a price for her to pay in compensation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,259 - Reviews: 5421 - Favs: 3,010 - Follows: 2,918 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Boy by mskathy reviews
Single VetBella meets divorced architect dad Edward in an unnamed big box pet store. After a steamy night together, they're left to figure out their feelings and how to mesh two very different lives. AU/AH,lemons,grown up themes,adult!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,237 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Inevitable by Endlessly Drowning reviews
It's been seventy five years since Edward left Bella in Forks. Now the family has decided it's time to return. What will they find when they get there? And how will Edward deal with the pain?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,921 - Reviews: 2158 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5910 - Favs: 9,613 - Follows: 2,460 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hope May Vanish by vixen1836 reviews
Successful executive Edward Cullen is living a nightmare: the love of his life Bella Swan has disappeared without a trace. Raw, unedited. Continued by request and inspiration with prompts from Fictionista Workshop's WitFit challenge. RATED M. AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,684 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
Waiting for Dawn by Alice laughed reviews
Post Eclipse, my version. Now complete. Second place at the Twilight Awards for best alternate Breaking Dawn. Y'all are the best.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,561 - Reviews: 2410 - Favs: 2,856 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Good Bella, Bad Bella by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4374 - Favs: 5,055 - Follows: 3,115 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Must Have Been Love by wtvoc reviews
AU-Human, Normal pairings. Alice thinks her roommate and her cousin are Made For Each Other. What say her cousin and her roommate? And why is it that love always has to get so very, very complicated?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3448 - Favs: 3,202 - Follows: 2,051 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Citizen Erased by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Disoriented after her transformation into a vampire, Bella struggles with amnesia. As she learns to control her new powers and abilities, she must also come to terms with what she is ... and with the vampire she doesn’t remember marrying.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,887 - Reviews: 1411 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
That Damn, Sexy Crooked Smile by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Bella, an old, married woman, remembers her first love, the man she would never forget. Heart-breaking, but a happy ending, or at least I think so. AU AH one-shot. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,649 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 119 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Can you save me by Goo82 reviews
For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest. Edward was recently crushed by the love of his life. What happens when his brother and friends throw a party and a tipsy Bella walks into his room while he is sulking. Lemon ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hot for Teacher by Brunettezki reviews
I'll show them. That's what was on my mind when I got my high school reunion invitation. #4 for jayeliwood's contest :D Teacher Edward AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,102 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Physical Telepathy by caligula42 reviews
AU. One-shot. A more tasteful attempt at smut-if there is such a thing-exploring how Bella and Edward might have actually spent their wedding night. Breaking Dawn is not necessary to this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Complete
Spiral Static by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Newly married, Edward and Bella explore their relationship in new ways, opening themselves up to unfamiliar and sometimes frightening experiences, unaware that danger follows them at each turn. Until it catches up with them, that is. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,060 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vicissitudes by Twilightzoner reviews
What would happen if the circumstances surrounding Bella's change were so traumatic, her human memories were erased? Could Edward make her fall in love with him a second time?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,120 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Now or Never by ronOReds reviews
Bella, a college junior has to make one of the most important decisions of her life. Will she follow her heart? Or walk away from the one thing she needs the most. A lesson of the heart.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,552 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Be Still My Heart by circa1918 reviews
Edward is exceptionally happy to be engaged, and yet he remains conflicted about his feelings, his nature, and the future. Missing moment from Eclipse. Characters: Edward, Carlisle, Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
Nostalgia by twilightened reviews
Takes place after Eclipse. Bella and Edward are back in Forks after 40 years. See what's become of them, Charlie, Renee, and Jacob. Includes info the Wedding, Change, Bella's talents, the Volturi, and more. First Fanfic. Reviews are most welcome.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,209 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Complete
Morning Star by Consultant by Day reviews
Spoilers. Post Eclipse. Bella's wish to fully experience her humanity before changing has unexpected consequences for the entire family when she provokes the wrath of the Volturi. Please R&R. All characters, etc. Stephenie Meyer's. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 96,919 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Complete
A Chance Encounter by Niamh929 reviews
Bella meets a new friend whom she feels like she's known forever. [My first fanfic]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Peonies by sillybella reviews
I return every year to watch the peonies bloom. Bella planted them to remind me of our love. “Because you won’t change me, and someday I’m going to die.” It's been twenty years since I left. Did she have the happy human life I wanted for her? AU E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,024 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete