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Okay... here comes hyper mode.

Hey, I'm Samantha. Samantha Cullen. Yay! I am totally and extrememly in love with EDWARD CULLEN the sexiest vampire known to man. Hoo-rah!

Now... READ THIS!!

Current mood: Great.

Current music: Girlfriend, NSYNC

Current taste: Pool Water, :p lol
Current hair: Short, Black, Spiky (ALICE CULLEN STYLE)
Current clothes: bikini
Current annoyance: The sun. (Let's kill it)

Current smell: Sun Tan Lotion
Current thing I should be doing: Swimming, lmao

Current windows open: Yahoo Messenger, Fanfiction...
Current desktop picture: Yellow. lmao
Current favorite band: Evanescence
Current book: The Host...o_o

Current cd in stereo: Celebrity, NSYNC

Current crush: I don't have a crush! I have a boyfriend.
Current favorite celeb: RPatz/Spunk Ransom/Robert Pattinson/Rob Pattinson LOL

Smoke?: Nope.
Do drugs?: Nah.
Have a dream that keeps coming back?: Yep. Zombie dream. lol
Remember your first love?: Yep, a 4 year old crush, his name was Daniel. Oops, Jack is coming over here.
Still love him/her?: Nope. I have my Edward, his name is Jack. lmao
Read the newspaper?: Sometimes. If something catches my eye like: GIANT SPACE MONKEYS ATTACK ALASKA. Which doesn't happen too often.
Have any gay or lesbian friends?: Yes... Jeff and Macy. lol. Oh, and Barbera. I caught her peeking down my shirt -gags-

Believe in miracles?: Nah.
Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?: Maybe, but its hard. VEEERY hard.
Consider yourself tolerant of others?: Yes.
Consider love a mistake?: Nah, I don't think so.
Like the taste of alcohol?: No, not really.
Have a favorite candy?: Yes, Ice Breakers.
Believe in astrology?: Hmm, not really.
Believe in magic?: No.
Believe in god?: Yes.
Have any pets: YES! I got a corgie the other day named Bambi. Cuz' the breeder told us his mother died. SO SAD.

Go to or plan to go to college: Yes.
Have any piercings?: Only my ears and my belly button (lmao, belly button...)
Have any tattoos?: Yes... Is that so wrong? On my upper arm. Its a twilight inspired one. Its the apple with the hands on Twilight. It's so nice.
Hate yourself: No. But I'm not one of those girls who love themselves lol.
Have an obsession?: Yes, the Twilight Saga. lmao.
Have a secret crush?: NO! I have a boyfriend who I live in England with. I just wish he would propose...
Have a best friend?: Nah, I have lots of friends. Some of them are really good, but none of them are... best...
Wish on stars?: Only when I really believe that I'm in trouble.

Ever been in love?: Yes.
When did you lose your virginity?: Umm... a couple years ago...
Do you believe in love at first sight?: No. You have to get to know the person.
Do you believe in "the one?": What? laughs "The one"?! That's HI-larious.
Describe your ideal significant other: He has red hair, like Edward's. Green eyes (I fell in love with my own personal Edward). He's slightly muscled, but not one of those big buff guys, like Emmett. LOL.

Have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing?: I once played EXTREME TRUTH OR DARE. It was humiliating.
Have you ever been intoxicated?: No. Why? Is the F.B.I. on my tail?
Have you ever been caught "doing something?": I got caught "doing something" on my desk by my little brother. I was so embarrassed. Jack was already naked and so was I and- Sorry I started this, lol.

Are you a tease?: Nah, I'm not that type of girl. :p But I tease my boyfriend sometimes lmao.
Shy to make the first move?: No. I am a loud, outgoing person.

Hair: Black, short, spiky. Like Alice Cullen. :)
Eyes: Blue. I once wore black contacts, for fun. To be a vampire.
Height: 5'9

Bought: negligee
Ate & Drank: Ate- Cereal Drank- Water
Read: A fanfiction.
Watched on TV: Spongebob! lmao

beer or cider: Er- Beer

drinks or shots: Drinks
cats or dogs: Uhhhh... dogs.
single or taken: Taken. Ha. You can't have me -sticks tongue out-
pen or pencil: Pen, Purple Sparkly Pen. lmao.
gloves or mittens: Gloves, mittens suck.
food or candy: Food. Candy tastes like shit sometimes... o_o
cassette or cd: Cd. I have cd player... lmao.
coke or pepsi: Coke. Pepsi doesn't interest me.

kill: Selena Gomez MUAHAHA.
get really wasted with: My best friend

look like: Alice Cullen (even though I already do)
avoid: Caitlin. >_

saw: My 10 year old sister, Alana
talked to on the phone: My boyfriend, Jack. I used his name for my fanfiction

hugged: My mom. My dad just filed a divorce.
instant messaged: My best friend.
kissed: My bf, do you think I'm cheating?? -shocked-

Drank alcohol?: Yes
Done drugs?: No
Broken the law?: No
Run away from home?: Yes, once.
Broken a bone?: Yes.
Played Truth Or Dare?: Yes, EXTREME STYLE.
Kissed someone you didn't know?: No. I am not one of those blind daters lmao.
Been in a fight?: Well, who hasn't?
Come close to dying?: Er- That's for me to know and you to NEVER FIND OUT!!

Your bedroom like?: The ceiling is black, my bed is high up with a desk underneath. It is covered with posters of Joe Jonas (my personal weakness). and, I have a television. An apple mac air, and a perfect view of the rainy sky, like Bella Swan lmao.
Your favorite thing for breakfast?: French Toast with bacon.
Your favorite restaurant?: Wasabi, A sushi restaraunt.
What's on your bedside table?: Nothing, I'm in a bunk bed, remember? What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?:
What is your biggest fear?: Clowns!!
Describe your bed: It's a bunk bed, it has a green comforter... a black pillow... What else can I say?
Spontaneous or plain?: Spontaneous
Do you know how to play poker?: No... uhh...
What do you carry with you at all times?: My cellphone.
How do you drive?: I drive... well?
What do you miss most about being little?: Not having to take care of myself :p
Are you happy with your given name?: Yeah. People can call me Sam. lmfao
What color is your bedroom?: The ceiling is black and my walls are covered with Joe Jonas, I don't even know what's under them.
Have you ever been in a play?: Yeah, Little Shop Of Horror. Shit, my shoulder just popped. Ow.
Do poor, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you?: They disturb me. I'm scared of them... o_o lmao
Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?: Yes -gun noises- lmao.

Okay, people.


(I am so happy my mom is letting me.)

I've cried a million times since she told me yes. I burst out crying. I'm gonna miss her alot.

This goes out to my mom-

"Take care of my heart, I've left it with you." - Edward Cullen

- Sam

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Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5513 - Favs: 6,976 - Follows: 5,288 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5412 - Favs: 7,122 - Follows: 3,401 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Poor Angel by Deadly Black Viper reviews
Bella becomes pregnant. But, what happens when someone threatens the lives of the babies and Bella? Who is this person? And will the Cullens be able to stop him? Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,954 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 7/1/2008
Private Tutor by creampuffsteph reviews
Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she's used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason? My first fanfic, be gentle please. all human, bxe, axj, rxem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 234,248 - Reviews: 5433 - Favs: 5,450 - Follows: 2,692 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
I'll Eat You Alive by Mezzanottex3 reviews
Edward is back in Forks, but something is very wrong. He's not the same as he used to be. "I feel like a savage, Bella. I'm trapped inside a body I can't control." ExB: lemons. dark/mature themes. vampires. OOC. "That's right, sweetheart. Scream my name."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,276 - Reviews: 2762 - Favs: 2,281 - Follows: 1,781 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
In Love with your Ghost by Allie-kun reviews
All human. OOC. Bella and Edward meet on MySpace. They become close friends and develope feelings for eachother. Problem? Bella lives in Forks and Edward lives in Chicago.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,521 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fall For You by JaspersAngel reviews
Bella, recently fired from her job, moves in with her best friend, Edward, while she searches for a job. When he is forced into going to an appointment for a modeling agency, Bella comes along and is mistaken as a model. Full summary inside.AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,036 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Art of Seduction by Edward's Necrophiliac reviews
Bella and Edward are first rate players. Bella follows her usual dating plans to catch Edward's attention, but he doesn't buy it. Read as these two players go head to head to rad eachother out! AH.OOC.LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,699 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1442 - Favs: 2,168 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Boss From Hell! by CullenLove reviews
Meet Bella- a secretary, stuck in the drudgery of office life. She has no boyfriend, and spends her days lusting after her boss- the confident, clever, sexy Edward Cullen who has probably slept with half the people in the office already. EdXBel. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,369 - Reviews: 2030 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 1,219 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 2/24/2008
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5287 - Favs: 4,891 - Follows: 4,132 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Among the Stacks by anuddaone reviews
And you thought libraries were just for studying...Bella, resident cool girl librarian, meets a dazzling law student, Edward while working at the university library. Will she help him find what he needs, what he wants? Rated M, and we're not kidding!AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,699 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
RockPaperSissorsMusic by CourtnieCullen reviews
Bella moves to Newfoundland with her father and meets Edward at a party that Alice hold for her.Bella and Edward detest each other.Untill they meet on the internet but they don't know who they are.I really can't do summaries.All Human,Normal Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,585 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Hurt by LillianBerns reviews
He kissed me one last time before whispering, "We'll meet again, Isabella. I'm assuring that," then he was gone, while I laid there in pain waiting to be taking away in the ambulance. Rated M for rape. EdwardXBella Hope you Enjoy! All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,384 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 7/15/2008
Edward has a secret? by VampireLover102 reviews
EdwardxBella When Edward finally gives into Bella, she learns of his likings. But the world is against them. Will Edward and Bella ever have a peaceful life? Rated M for lemons. : D My Beta for this story: vampvixen01
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,104 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Break Another by bradensmama reviews
An incubus comes to seduce yet another unsuspecting victim. He is willing to do anything to break her. So, what happens when its Bella? Will anything happen to her, or will Edward come to her rescue yet again? Formally recognised as meloveUlongtime!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
Oh, Those Crazy Cullens by bradensmama reviews
Yet another AIM conversation. Sucky summary on our part. This has been written by two best friends. Enjoy! Artichokie&Squirt Formally recognised as meloveUlongtime!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,787 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008
The playboy and the lamb by xoxNany303xox reviews
ALL HUMAN. Edward's the school player. Bella's the new girl at Forks High. And Edward wants Bella. He wants her... bad. How will he do to get her? What will he do to seduce her? In what way does he want her? Will she fall for him? Answers in the story...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,839 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008
One Day to Change Them All by Stephy Dearest reviews
Bella and Edward are off to university and ready to start what are to be the best years of their lives. What surprizes does the future hold for them? Rated M for future chapters: sexual content and language . All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 127,068 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008
The Cotton Tail by ms.mutiny reviews
Set in the 19th century. Bella is captured and taken to a brothel that belongs to the Cullen family. AU, OOC, vampires. Edward/Bella. Please review so I know whether to post more. 'I cringed as his finger stroked my neck. It was as cold as ice. “So pure."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,135 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Side by JollyFray reviews
Bella is pregnant and has been shipped off 2 Florida 2 live with her mother by her enraged father. He thinks she's better off away from Forks. And so does Edward. But is she really safe? Or is there a deadly threat closer than they all think? New summary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,988 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 11/23/2007
BD: Immortal Souls by Nostalgicmiss reviews
An alternative ending to the Twilight saga. I hate saying goodbye so this is my own ending. Continues on from the first chapter of SM's Breaking Dawn, read the first chapter of the book and it takes off from there. No offense intended. LEMONS ;0
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 155,357 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella - Complete
Bella's Bachelorette Bash by LindaRoo reviews
Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Alice
Blue Hour by LolliliciousLolly reviews
Alternate ending to Breaking Dawn. ACTUAL Volturi conflict, J/L pairing, awesome Emmett, NO RENESTARD, different circumstances of Bella's vamping...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,517 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Now or Never by Julsgracie reviews
Alternative ending to New Moon--Edward/Bella reunion in her bedroom. Sequel to Edward's Phone Call, but you don't need to have read it to enjoy this. Alternating Edward POV/Bella POV. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Play With Fire & It's Gonna Burn You by Mezzanottex3 reviews
ExB: "I wanted her. I needed her. And so help me God, I would make her mine tonight." For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest. ONESHOT. LEMON. "Does he make you feel this way, Bella?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,669 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 240 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Your Guardian Angel by ANNEMARIECULLEN reviews
JACOB AND NESSIE! Takes place AFTER Breaking Dawn. Jacob and Nessie's relationship has its struggles as she grows older. Will she fall in love with Jacob? JACOBS POV. Summary SUCKS! Read and Review! Will have lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,876 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
We Were Drunk, My Boyfriend's Not Gonna Be Happy by Bella's Bff reviews
All Human: Edward and Rose are Bf/Gf, as are Jasper and Bella, and Emmett and Alice. They are all best friends, and living in the same building. College ends, and they decide to celebrate. What happens when they wake up in eachother's bed's? EXB EMXR JXA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,896 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The I Love Emmett Cullen Fan Club! by Bella's Bff reviews
Emmett decides to make his own fan club! For himself! So he recruits Bella's Bff to be his President! Randomness! YAY! Club is in need of members, so review and ask to join! It's that simple! Hurry and join or Emmett will be mad at me for lack of members!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Emmett
FBI or SEX? by xoVampiresxo reviews
What is the life of a stripper, refined as she is? How will Bella cope with being one? What was her once, dark past that changed her into what she is now? What dangers lie before her, when she falls in love, again? Has sex, drugs, & profanity. OOC R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Bella
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5158 - Favs: 3,000 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Congratulations by Mezzanottex3 reviews
I came to see the light in my best friend... You seemed as happy as you'd ever been... My chance of being open was broken... And now you're Mrs. Him. "Tell me goodbye, Bella." My rendition of Jacob's goodbye to Bella. ONESHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Let Me Die by Overtaken By Darkness reviews
Bella catches Alice and Edward in a questionable position. An accident, a change, and maybe a new love? All she wants is death. How hard is it to just die? I know it's been done before, but not quite like this. I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT OR IT'S CHARACTERS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,633 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
It's a Surprise by Hanna Rae reviews
Edward takes Bella on a date, but what surprises does he have for her? Lemony.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,942 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Make It Rain by Supermel Returns reviews
On one boring, rainy day, Edward shows Bella what makes rain so interesting. A CHOCOLATE COVERED STRAWBERRY! aka lemon R&R ;
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The List by GirlInTheShortSkirtNLongJacket reviews
On their way to a private island, Alice, Rosalie, and Bella decide to make a list of the best places to have sex. And then have a bet to see who can do the most places in 6th months. Lemons. All VAMPIRES.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,598 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008
Lust and Blood by fifi-fictionalize reviews
Edward and Bella explore their boundaries with unexpected - but good - results. A bit smutty/dirty, but sweet. *Warning - some people will not like the ending! big, giant lemon, OOC-ish
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Luckiest Survivors In History by Mezzanottex3 reviews
..."So let's say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly were you going to do about it?"... Bella and Edward find themselves in a rather ironic situation. ::edward x bella oneshot::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pink Lace and Diamonds by ronOReds reviews
All she left behind was the pink lace and diamonds. Can Edward ever find the girl he got locked in the bathroom with again? Or will she find him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 201 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Take Me Drunk I'm Home by BookMe reviews
See what happens when Alice and Bella give Emmett the sole responsibility of making sure that all three of them make it home to their respective homes...after a heavy night out drinking. Smart move? Read to find out...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,626 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
It was Heaven, Right Smack in the Middle of Hell by Mezzanottex3 reviews
Then, Bella began her procession down the aisle. Charlie was holding her close to him, tears in his eyes. I could see Bella's mother in the audience, she had tears in her eyes too. And if I was human, there would be tears in my eyes as well. ::oneshot::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Sorta Fairytale by linnybug reviews
Bella Swan is a 20-year-old au pair for a widower named Carlisle Cullen. On a summer trip to Ireland, she meets Carlisle's bad seed nephew, Edward. Rated M because, well, you know me...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,188 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
Cars by sambeam reviews
Bella and Edward go for a drive. One shot. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
More Than Just A Night With The Family by Elly Feather reviews
Alice leaves Jasper alone to go on a shopping trip. And of course he needs some release so he decides to Join Edward, Bella and Carlisle for the evening. DON'T LIKE DON'T READ. CarlislexEdwardxBellaxJasper. Rated for Lemon and foursome.I dont own Twilight
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 51 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
One Thing Leads To Another by Loco-motion reviews
Your boyfriend is abusive, your one-night stand is your doctor, the man who's on love with you has a sister whose fiancee is your long-lost brother, and your pregnant with somebody else's baby. Welcome to Bella's world.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,432 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008
Breakfast by Elly Feather reviews
Typical morning at the Cullen house. Of course Bella needs to eat, but what happens when you leave two vampires alone, and then add a human in the mix? Thats one hell of a breakfast. BellaxEdwardxCarlisle. DON'T LIKE DON'T READ.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
For 100 Bucks by xxRosesxx reviews
Edward is the sex king at his school, he gets anyone he wants anytime he wants. but when hes dared to get Bella Swan to sleep with him things get interesting. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,341 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008
Last Request by The Maiden Amorisa reviews
What really happened between Bella and James in the Ballet Studio
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Bella, James - Complete
The Lion, The Bear, and Some Crazy Closets by MyBella reviews
Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. Ever wonder what your closet thinks about your clothing? We find out what the Cullen closets have to say! This is a Cookie League production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
Bella and the Beast: Twilight Karaoke! by LindaRoo reviews
The songs of Disney's "Beauty and the Beast" humorously re-written to the plot of Twilight. Come join the fun and sing along! You know you want to...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008
The Death of Isabella Marie Swan by jankmusic reviews
I was sure today was just the beginning of that time of the month, but as my day steadily got worse, along with my symptoms, I became aware of the fact that something was seriously wrong.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,083 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
The Big Bed by jankmusic reviews
Hermione Granger believed that every girl deserves some alone time, until she found that being between her two best friends had become routine, and she didn’t quite want to break it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,610 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Fever by sillybella reviews
Bella is sick and Edward is worried.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 215 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
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Change In Attitude reviews
Edward and Bella have to leave eachother for college. But do they want to go? And, is it a good idea? Rated M for Adult Content and Language. My entry for Isabel0329's Dirty Talking Edward Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Complete
Stuck In The Middle Of None Of My Business reviews
My entry for Bella's BFF's Sorority Challenge. Alice and Bella are going to the college they've always wanted to go to, they're in the 'popular' sorority. And they have the men of they're dreams. What could go wrong? Just about everything. Slightly OOC. A
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/19/2008
PostIts Are Magical Things To Me, Now reviews
The way my husband proposed to me was something that could only happen once. And, well, it all started with a post-it. I suck at this summaries, its better than it sounds BxE Rated M For Adult Language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Everything Is Not What It Seems reviews
Okay, just want to say. This is extremely ooc Out of character, for those who don't know . Its a normal saturday, and when has it been known that Bella ever HAS a normal day anyway? Rated M for small sexual content and alot of sexual language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Vampires In Canada: The Somewhat Musical Version reviews
Bella, Edward, Alice, Jasper, Rosalie, Emmett, Carlisle and Esme all move to Canada. Why has Bella forgotten Charlie and why is there a BLUE porsche in the driveway. A thrilling tale. A thrilling, somewhat musical, tale. Put up to M because of chapter 2
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,445 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008
Life In Alaska reviews
Bella is a vampire and both Bella and Edward live in Alaska. What happens when Jake shows up? And why is Edward happy about it? Rated M for language, adult content and some action sequences. THERE WILL BE A BIG LEMON! VERY GRAPHIC!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,569 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008
So, Do You Actually Know What's Going On? reviews
Bella is a vampire. The prologue tells the story. A lot happens in a short chapter. Rated M for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008