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Joined 04-23-08, id: 1559319, Profile Updated: 12-12-14
Author has written 12 stories for V, 2009, Lost, Revolution, Elementary, and Avengers.

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Stolen by nonsequiturvy reviews
In which Regina learns that you can't steal what's already been given to you. Enchanted Forest, Missing Year.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/18 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] - Complete
(Sexy) Back by nonsequiturvy reviews
In which Regina can't stand him and Robin doesn't seem to mind, until one afternoon she learns just how much he's willing to take from her. Enchanted Forest, missing year.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,890 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/24 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard - Complete
Blood by nonsequiturvy reviews
In which Robin bleeds, and Regina cannot wash herself clean of the things that transpire. Post-5.02. Camelot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/10/2015 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] Henry Mills - Complete
Boots by narcolepticbadger reviews
"The Queen would not accept his gift, any more than she had accepted his hand after the monkey attack, and what could he do, what was there to do, but give it anyway, and hope." In which Regina and Robin are equally stubborn, and Robin notices what a slight woman the Queen really is. Missing Year OQ.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/30/2015 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood - Complete
Fire by nonsequiturvy reviews
In which Robin and Regina can't even cook for one another without turning it into a competition. Domestic Storybrooke OQ.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/20/2015 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] Henry Mills, Will Scarlet/Knave of Hearts - Complete
Get a Dictionary! by madame.alexandra reviews
Gibbs gets an education - 26 different words, in 26 situations. Jibbs ... ish. Mostly Jibbs. a la Idioms.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,660 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 2/22/2015 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Dusk by nonsequiturvy reviews
In which Roland begs for a bedtime story, the Queen goes missing, and hope shines brighter than ever, even when the world goes dark. Enchanted Forest, missing year.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/23/2015 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] Roland H. - Complete
The Vignette Grab Bag by madame.alexandra reviews
This is basically ten little fics that were written in the past that are unconnected to each other, basically Jibbs-ish, short, sweet, and not angsty. Set anywhere from Paris to the Director Days (and Ziva is in two of them - and Tiva is in one!) Good for a quick read. :)
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 2/10/2015 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
The Fires He Had Known by narcolepticbadger reviews
Robin intercepts an invitation to the masquerade ball held in honor of Snow's 13th birthday – a perfect opportunity to infiltrate the castle and lighten the royal coffers. The last thing he expects to find in the darkened corridors is a woman with wits (and a talent for thievery) that match his own. [OQ Week, Masquerade Ball]
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/9/2015 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood - Complete
The Way We Were by madame.alexandra reviews
On a Mexican sabbatical, Gibbs remembers his partnership with Jenny in sharp, sudden flashes of clarity.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 11/13/2014 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Share a Coke by madame.alexandra reviews
The title explains it all, really, except this is really fluffy and - plot twist - it's set in Season 11. But Jenny's not dead ! Jibbs, cuteness.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2014 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Halfway by narcolepticbadger reviews
The first time they met, he saved her life. The second first time they met, he tried to kill her. And yet, here they are, standing in the rubble of what was City Hall, holding hands with a look in their eyes that says this is just the beginning. [Outlaw Queen] Seven scenes from a slow courtship, told backwards.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,009 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood - Complete
Smirk by nonsequiturvy reviews
Robin Hood shuts the Evil Queen up with a kiss. Regina is determined to wipe that smirk off his face, but ends up getting more than she bargained for. Set in the Enchanted Forest during the missing year. One-shot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/22/2014 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] - Complete
On Top by madame.alexandra reviews
There was a moment that finally pushed Hollis Mann over the edge, and it had everything to do with what he'd never said about Jenny Shepard - that she knew he felt.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Hollis M. - Complete
Murphy's Law by madame.alexandra reviews
The whole team takes a brutal beating in a mission-gone-bad, but Jenny has it worse, and the reason is simple: she's a woman in a patriarchy's world. one-shot/social commentary.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
About Jen by madame.alexandra reviews
Six years too late, a young woman comes to NCIS looking for Jenny Shepard, and Gibbs has a chance to reflect. One-shot; deals with how Gibbs remembers Jenny since she has died.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,327 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
the Shadow of a Doubt by madame.alexandra reviews
The fact that she had to bang on his door made her feel sick; it was a bad omen. And things were already bad. Rating: M. Established-but-estranged Jibbs. Smidgen of Tiva. Angst.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 74,766 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
A Little Fall of Rain by 1Styx and Stones1 reviews
It doesn't always fall on things as pleasant as roses.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Unraveling by 1Styx and Stones1 reviews
Because life is not fair. And because memories twist and turn like the plastic wires beneath her hands. Like a braid.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,084 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Going Dutch by adigallia9 reviews
What Juliet meant by those two cryptic lines. An alt fic with spoilers for the premiere.
Lost - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Sawyer, Juliet - Complete
Collide by Sky Samuelle reviews
Dharma era. Story of how James went from loving Juliet to being in love with her.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Juliet, Sawyer - Complete
It's Worth Everything by angel-death-dealer reviews
Tony has something to ask Ziva's father, but when he proves to be more difficult about it than he previously imagined, Tony finds that he has to defend what's in his heart and decide what's most important to him. Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,216 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
I Swear I Saw by angel-death-dealer reviews
During a case, an old alliance of Ziva's reveals a home truth that could threaten her relationships with her team. Will one of her team mates step up and show her what really matters? Tony/Ziva
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Damned If You Do by Morgan72uk reviews
With lives at risk the Director is forced to make a difficult decision. As she comes to terms with her choice her relationship with Gibbs begins to unravel, perhaps irrevocably. Jibbs
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,705 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Practically Perfect, Penned and Priced by Margo Duncan reviews
Following his narrations at Cherry Tree Lane, Bert wanted to tell Mary's story to the world but this mysterious woman's tale consists of a facet that even her dearest friend could never know: a debt that must be paid. For the Walt Disney movie. UPDATED
Mary Poppins - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,216 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Complete
Every December Sky by Doyle-sb4 reviews
Ten years and one last apocalpyse later, they find each other again. Spuffy, schmoopy angst.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/12/2004 - Buffy S., Spike
Just Another Saturday Night in Sunnydale by Serious Snugglebunnies reviews
Buffy and Spike go to a vampire convention. And it is not a date, dammit! Set in S6, just before Hell's Bells.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,685 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/19/2003 - Published: 9/14/2003
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Red Shoes & Tin Houses reviews
Collection of short fics where Tony Stark and Natasha Romanov are little orphans with special gifts.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 3/3 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Red Shoes & Tin Houses II
Tony Stark is eight years old the day he decides to make a break for freedom with his best friend.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,660 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Intricacies of Joan Watson reviews
Collection of short stories on the life of Joan Watson. May include delving into her head from time to time.
Elementary - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/17/2015 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Joan W., Sherlock H.
The Apprentice reviews
Joan Watson is a self-sufficient, independent woman who meets an oddity who goes by the name of Sherlock Holmes, and he causes a hiccup in her routine cycle of life. Intrigued by his offer of escape from the hum-drum of everyday life, she becomes his apprentice. One day, she decides to start a new life without him. (It's canon. It's AU. It's both.) *Also, Reichenbach.*
Elementary - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,429 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Sherlock H., Joan W. - Complete
Deceived reviews
James 'Sawyer' Ford is a conman, and he has just spotted his latest target, the insecure Juliet Burke, whose life is a living hell. With the promise of being her knight in shining armour, he rides into her life. What he doesn't anticipate, however, is how fast his con quickly gets out of hand. Suliet.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,462 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Juliet, Sawyer
Fused Souls reviews
Rachel Matheson and Sebastian Monroe share a complex relationship of more than just captor and captive. Perhaps they have more in common than they realize. Includes flashbacks of the 4 years.
Revolution - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Rachel M., Bass M.
Affairs of the Heart reviews
An AU fic where Juliet and James, Mr. and Mrs. Rich Couple, are experiencing an unhappy marriage. Jack and Kate come into the picture. (I wrote this years back when I was a full-blown Jacketeer, so expect a long read.) The ending has not yet been written. Suliet, or Jacket?
Lost - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,180 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Juliet, Sawyer, Jack, Kate
From A Different Time reviews
Juliet's a baby doctor. James's a cop. She's not mousey and not exactly confident. He's pretty much a nice guy. But there is a connection from a different time. They just don't know it. James/Juliet
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,707 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Juliet, Sawyer - Complete
Joshua's Private Thoughts reviews
It is strange, how humans separate their lives into day and night, stretching out to weeks...months...years. We never compartmentalize our lives like that, but since we are here, on Earth, we will follow the ways of the humans.
V, 2009 - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Joshua
Juliet's Thoughts reviews
Juliet's POV on every single thing that you want to know. Angsty, funny maybe...written just to appreciate the goodness of LOST's best female character.
Lost - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Juliet
Whenever You Remember reviews
What happens after Juliet sets off the bomb? Sawyer sinks into depression, until a phone call changes everything. Can our tragic couple ever make it through the odds to be together?
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,841 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Juliet, Sawyer
Resistance Is Never Futile reviews
Set after the forth episode of V. The humans unite with some of our Fifth Column members. Slight warning: You must know that I love Erica, Jack and Joshua.
V, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/1/2009
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