quotes i stole from other people but believe in:

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

Just because a person forgives, doesn't mean that a person should or will forget.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

i'm a smartass, and your a dumbass-so were even.

u cry, i cry. u laugh, i laugh. u jump off a bridge, i laugh even harder.

I used to have super powers...But my therapist took them away.

The silent hear more, the blind see more and the gentle are the most dangerous.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try and figure out how you did it.

or When life gives u lemons, make lemonade, then find someone who life is giving them vodka, and have a party.

I love you is eight letters. So is bullshit.

I'm here because heaven wouldn't take me, and hell was afraid I'd take over.

Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.

Silence is more musical than any song.

Insanity: a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

Common sense is not so common.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.