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Until The Very End by duplicitywrites reviews
Ever since birth, Harry Potter had two words written in dark ink on his wrist. Now, Harry didn't know what his words meant, but he did know that having them was a good thing. The words on your wrist were the first words your soulmate would ever say to you. Someone out there was waiting for him. Someone out there loved him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,938 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/26/2022 - Published: 12/19/2022 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Sirius B., Barty C. Jr.
orgasm of the id by Leechdog
Itachi always thought tomatoes were the closest thing in size and mass to Sasuke's heart. [Sadist!Itachi Uchiha-centric]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/29/2022 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
That Glorious Strength by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU, gen. Instead of becoming Voldemort, Tom Riddle established a school of "secondary importance" for Muggleborns, half-bloods, and Squibs. Since the school frees Hogwarts to continue drifting more towards the purebloods' whims, they haven't raised any large fuss. Besides, everyone knows that half-bloods and Muggleborns don't have any real power...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 192,691 - Reviews: 1486 - Favs: 2,733 - Follows: 3,672 - Updated: 10/25/2022 - Published: 9/6/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lucius M., Tom R. Jr.
Kill Your Heroes by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
It's time to stop waiting for other people to save you. A story about fear, resilience, and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 314,267 - Reviews: 8467 - Favs: 8,557 - Follows: 8,638 - Updated: 10/11/2022 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
After Hours by duplicitywrites reviews
Harry is a Healer at St Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries. Tom visits injured patients there quite often. To finish the job, of course. His followers can be very incompetent sometimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,652 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/1/2022 - Published: 9/11/2022 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Ron W., Romilda V.
Terms and Conditions May Apply by duplicitywrites reviews
Lord Voldemort gets one chance at a new life. This new chance comes with a lot of conditions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,503 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/30/2022 - Published: 1/8/2022 - [Harry P., Voldemort] OC
Stranger, Stranger by duplicitywrites reviews
"I've been thinking," Harry asks, "if I was taken over by body snatchers, would you be able to tell it wasn't me?" (COMPLETE.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2022 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
Afflicted with Filth by MerhppDerhpp reviews
She doesn't know the world, or herself, but she'll always know the boy who meets her in a washed-out King's Cross Station. Even when he starts coming to her in pieces. [NaNoWriMo 2018 - Achieved. Semi-AU/Canon AU. Grey OC.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 83,624 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 5/31/2022 - Published: 11/1/2018 - [Tom R. Jr., OC] Hermione G., Sally-Anne P.
How to Tame Your Boyfriend by duplicitywrites reviews
Harry has an overprotective, seven-foot-tall demon boyfriend named Tom who moonlights as a golden retriever. (COMPLETE.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,565 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/29/2022 - Published: 5/6/2021 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
The Vada Dava by duplicitywrites reviews
Lord Voldemort arrives at Godric's Hollow to kill Harry Potter. Meanwhile, James and Lily Potter answer the question: Is it valid to put a baby under the Imperius Curse? (COMPLETE.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/23/2022 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
His Darkest Devotion by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPTMR. Harry has been hiding in plain sight all his life, since he has Minister Tom Riddle's soul-mark on his arm, and a fulfilled soul-bond will make Riddle incredibly powerful. Harry works as a junior Ministry official feeding his fugitive parents and godfather what information he can. No one, least of all Harry, expects him to be abruptly pulled into Riddle's sphere. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 265,888 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 2,718 - Follows: 2,703 - Updated: 4/19/2022 - Published: 9/19/2019 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Lily Evans P., Peter P. - Complete
The Adventures of Harry and Mr Tom by duplicitywrites reviews
A young Harry Potter accidentally summons the demon Lord Voldemort, who learns that Harry's dearest is wish is to have a best friend. The adventures of little Harry Potter and his demon guardian Lord Voldemort, aka Mr. Tom.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,772 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 4/18/2022 - Published: 6/12/2020 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Protagonist by duplicitywrites reviews
Voldemort is mad about being reduced to a plot device. He decides he needs to marry Harry so he can be the main character of the story. (COMPLETE.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/5/2021 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Lucius M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Bucket List by Darkpetal16 reviews
Being reincarnated as Harry Potter's fraternal twin sister really puts a new meaning behind "death is but the next great adventure." Grey!OC. -COMPLETED-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 326,674 - Reviews: 3638 - Favs: 5,055 - Follows: 4,592 - Updated: 7/1/2021 - Published: 10/1/2020 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., OC, Dementors - Complete
Full Circle by tetsurashian reviews
Harry and Tom's souls are tied together. Which is why they're in this endless loop of rebirth. At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people. (slightly crack AU w/ some seriousness) MoD!Harry, kinda soulmates!TMRHP SLASH M/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,334 - Reviews: 3242 - Favs: 9,235 - Follows: 9,696 - Updated: 1/31/2019 - Published: 4/21/2016 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Ode to Eileithyia by KuriQuinn reviews
Haruno Sakura has faced many dangers since taking up the teachings of Tsunade Senju, from battle to betrayal. But nothing has prepared her for this moment.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,614 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 84 - Published: 12/13/2018 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
The Second Time Around by KuriQuinn reviews
Naruto's clone arrives to give Sasuke some unexpected but welcome news.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 82 - Published: 12/8/2018 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Naruto U. - Complete
Sparrow by KuriQuinn reviews
There's a split second where Sasuke doesn't recognise her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 85 - Published: 12/8/2018 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
The Springtime of Our Lives by KuriQuinn reviews
Everyone goes through it. Unfortunately.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,755 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/7/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Day After by KuriQuinn reviews
Is it weird that I'm getting used to interpreting 'Papa-Speak' after only one day?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/7/2018 - Sasuke U., Sarada U. - Complete
An Inch of Gold by KuriQuinn reviews
Team 7 is sent on a mission to investigate a disturbance outside of the village, where they encounter an unconscious girl in a crater. The mysterious Sarada insists she's a shinobi from the Hidden Leaf trying to rescue her teammates. When the team discovers she possesses a Sharingan, things become even more unbelievable. [Part of the Legacy of Fire Series]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 213,146 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 3,213 - Follows: 2,508 - Updated: 11/29/2018 - Published: 8/2/2016 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Team Seven, Sarada U. - Complete
Changing Shape by MerhppDerhpp reviews
"Yours, Tom," she answers, and he burns like he's staring into the sun as her irises lighten to a dark brown that would match his own. "I was made for you." Her words are said like an indisputable fact and the weight of it threatens to crush him entirely. [AU. Grey OC.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,466 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 10/23/2018 - Published: 9/3/2018 - [Tom R. Jr., OC]
Sense Memory by KuriQuinn reviews
She's not breathing, or showing any signs of life, and that worries him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,883 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 99 - Published: 6/1/2018 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Sex Ed by KuriQuinn reviews
Raising a teenage daughter in a modern world is no small feat. For some reason, Sasuke always ends up being the one having to deal with the hard questions...and the most awkward situations. [Part VII of Poor Judgement & Associated Adventures]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,644 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 100 - Published: 4/30/2018 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Sarada U. - Complete
Immortality with the Dragon Lady by MerhppDerhpp reviews
In which Orochimaru unexpectedly finds himself in possession of a mildly unhinged dragon summon; one that would rather he not question why she can turn into an aesthetically pleasing human. [NaNoWriMo 2017 - Failed. Semi-AU/Canon AU. Crack. Orochimaru-centric. Insert OC. AU of 'Disgust of the Crack.' DISCONTINUED. Indefinitely rewriting.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,412 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 11/8/2017 - Published: 11/1/2017 - [Orochimaru, OC]
Penthesilea by KuriQuinn reviews
Uchiha Sasuke was born in battle, and expects to die there. If the only difference he can make is to take as many of the enemy with him as possible, so be it. But one day, a chance encounter with an enemy warrior will alter the course of his destiny and that of his clan in ways he would never have imagined… [Warring States AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,954 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 7/27/2017 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
To Kill a Bull by Discoabc reviews
"At least the other clan kids of the series had something to protect themselves with practically from birth. Sakura was blessed with the oh so helpful gift of a larger than average forehead." The remedy is often worse than the disease it cures. I refused to be that remedy. OC-insert as Sakura Semi-AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 160,964 - Reviews: 2490 - Favs: 5,432 - Follows: 6,141 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 7/26/2016 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H., OC
The Girl Who Waited by KuriQuinn reviews
Somewhere along the line while she was on his team, learning to become a shinobi alongside him, Sasuke stopped being just a good-looking, smart boy to her. Sakura got to know him – the darkness he wore like armour, and the light he only revealed in his rarest, most unguarded moments. [Part of the Legacy of Fire series] ***Winner SasuSakuFestival2017***
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,267 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 110 - Published: 2/14/2017 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,111 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 2,729 - Follows: 1,553 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 7/9/2006 - [Kisame H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Appeal of Authority by jacobk reviews
Sakura is back in Konoha after a flurry of dangerous missions, safe and sound. Or so she thinks. Life in a ninja village is never simple, and she's going to find out what it really means to be Tsunade's protege. In the mean time, Konoha's enemies are hardly idle... Sequel to Trial by Ninja.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,469 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 1,504 - Updated: 3/30/2015 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Sakura H., Tsunade S.
Freedom in the Eyes of Another by Oroburos69 reviews
The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 3,272 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Shade of the Leaf by Ravyn reviews
Sasuke is back. Naruto has joined ANBU. Sakura is spending more time in the hospital than in the field. Team 7 struggles to redefine itself, because sometimes you don't know what you really want after all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,937 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 2,188 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Sabotage by therealesther reviews
When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 2,342 - Follows: 324 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
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