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Joined 04-24-08, id: 1559672, Profile Updated: 03-29-10
Author has written 1 story for Arthur C. Clarke.


well, all i can say about me is, that i'm totaly contaminated and kind'a cute. :D

I adore yaoi, slash, smut- or fluff-storys, pwp's, one-shots, and especially certain pairings ... :3

i'm a gamer, love to read ff's, posting useless things on my blog, love my friends, love to party, laugh, dance, draw, write, dream, read, sew, photograph, dress up, talk, listen, shop, think, boys...

just get to know me ;D

(currently posting in german...)

I love Charlie Weasley

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO!
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude (If you could hear the thoughts in my head...)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (ok, that could eventually be possible...well ok it!)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, s
o I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I love Charlie Weasley

...favourit parings...

matt/mello (adoreable)




tom/huck (oh my gosh, they'r just soo cute :3)


harry/draco (hey, the whole desaster started with 'em)

I love Charlie Weasley


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It's Just Us Baby by gilgameshforeternity reviews
a montage of smexy meetings between the two boys. Rated M, AxelxRoxas, oneshots, yaoi
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,323 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Axel, Roxas
Therapy by kellegirl reviews
Axel's a pyro and gets a court order to go to therapy. And who might his doctor be? Why Roxas of course! Yaoi, double lemon, Akuroku main, side pairings RikuSora, Zemyx, SephirothCloud. ADOPTED by StrangeSisters
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 90,076 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Roxas, Axel
Passion's Embrace by DISSOLVEDgirl86 reviews
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Axel, Zexion - Complete
The Monster Under My Bed by xxbeyondxbirthdayxx reviews
I could hear them every night, crawling, groaning. I imagined their furry bodies, yellow eyes with goat-like pupils, and fangs poking out of their mouth, and I could even guess they were multicoloured. What Muppets do to a four years old child... MATT POV
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Perfect in Miniature by toujourspret reviews
Written for the Kuroshitsuji Kink Meme over on LJ. Pretty much just pointless, plotless smut. Shota and reveling in it .
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Reno's Ride by Sue Dunham reviews
Cloud likes girls. Only girls. However, thanks to a weird dream from Aeris and some Mako tomfoolery Reno's got a chance. Warnings: Fem!Reno not really sure if I should call this het or yaoi language, sexual content, nudity. Cloud/Reno
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,390 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Cloud S., Reno - Complete
Trick n' Treat by terra hotaru reviews
His smirk was a teasing one. “You want your candy, My Prince? Come and get it.” And the angel flew away. The Prince of the Underworld wasn’t going to take on the tease very well, especially from his beloved angel. Lemon. Fluff. Humor. AkuRoku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,577 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Mile High by IkimonoNoNoru reviews
Mello wants Matt, right now, on the plane. PWP !YAOI WARNING!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Tempted to Touch by Jamaican Princess Rocquellan reviews
Vincent is in a relationship with Cloud, Chaos wants Reno. Yaoi/AU non/dub con, abuse, violence R&R
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,366 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Vincent V., Cloud S. - Complete
Whispers in the Dark by ladyChikara reviews
Demyx has a hot and heavy dream. Zemyx, yaoi, oneshot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
Escape by onifuruutsu reviews
Cloud's on a day off and decides to go to Tifa's bar to get drunk, but who's always at that bar too? That arrogant, self-centered, annoying redheaded Turk, Reno, and he's got a proposition for the bored blonde... Now multi-chap! Juicy Cloud x Reno yaoi!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,991 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Cloud S., Reno - Complete
The Christmas Present by TheMightyAslan reviews
erm yeah...just a smutty oneshot for a friends christmas present :D. rated M for a reason. PWP/Lemon. Akuroku SLASH don't like don't read
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
An elf and a fairy? by WTFChocobos reviews
Leon's an elf? And Cloud's a fairy? WTF? CloudxLeon.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
Under The Influence by Snake in the Grass reviews
Roxas wants to show Axel just how happy he is to see him. Too bad he decided to do it on the freeway. AkuRoku, AU
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Axel Likes it When by kellegirl reviews
COMPLETE! The many faces of Roxas that Axel likes and how no matter what Axel always gets what he wants. The extended version of my DA submission. PWP Akuroku YAOI! Spaghetti warning too, I've disturbed people ch. 10
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,796 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Too Shy: Zu schüchtern by Iamwiththewolf reviews
my first German fic! EdwardMike fluff, oneshot, SLASH! für Graf Zahl
Twilight - Rated: T - German - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Mike, Edward - Complete
Little Bo Roxas by cleartempest reviews
And why is Roxas in a dress? Roxas/axel Complete crack/smut. Not recommended to anyone with good mental health...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,258 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Time and Tide by Ryoshu Kin reviews
Matt and Mello go to the beach. Written for a contest. Mello x Matt fluff
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Moonlight by Bjanik reviews
Vincent has to make some sacrifices to appease his inner demon, and possibly himself. ONE SHOT Lemon ChaosSephVincent
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Vincent V., Sephiroth - Complete
Lazy Days by RuneWolfe reviews
It wasn't exactly fate, per se, but what else was to become of the adventurous Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn?
Book X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,716 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007
Sex Education by Charlie Weasley by Wortfetzen reviews
[HrCh] Was passiert, wenn Hermione – gekleidet mit einem Hasenkostüm – die falsche Tür öffnet und aus Versehen in Charlie Weasleys Zimmer landet?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - German - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,978 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Wet Blood by txilar reviews
Manji didn’t need blades.
Blade of the Immortal - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14/2007
Chocolate by Bookkbaby reviews
AkuRoku YAOI Axel buys Roxas chocolate for Valentines Day. They end up sharing. Fluffy. Oneshot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Hold me Now by Soror Lucis reviews
[One-Shot] HD Slash, Lemon. Draco rettet Harry vor dem Riesenkraken und Harry hat seinen Spaß daran, ihm seinen Dank zu zeigen.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - German - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,005 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Begegnung by Just LeakyCauldron reviews
Eine Begegnung unter der Dusche. Es ist nicht so plump, wie's klingt. warning: twincest
Harry Potter - Rated: M - German - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2003 - George W., George W. - Complete
Mehr als nur Geschwisterliebe
diese geschichte stammt von mir mit bisher unbekannten charakteren. es handelt um zwei jungs, zwillinge um genau zu sein. Beide hübsch, rothaarig und absolut ineinander verliebt. slash, lemon, etc. !hat nichts mit arthur c. clark zu tun...!
Arthur C. Clarke - Rated: T - German - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Complete