DarthKingdom
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Joined 04-24-08, id: 1559889, Profile Updated: 08-05-12
Author has written 3 stories for Kingdom Hearts, and Elder Scroll series.

Gender: Male

Age: 18

Religion: Christian (Lutheran, specifically)

Call me DarthKingdom! Or just Darth, or DK.

I'm going to be honest with you in saying that I have no life. I'm not easily seperated from my computer, I love video games, and reading. And now I've taken up writing as well. So if you don't mind, any reviews would be very much appreciated. There's money in it for you!

Not really...

I love posting here, but be aware that I can only write when inspiration strikes. I make this up as I go along, and I may or may not have time depending on my schedule. Though, as I said, I have no life, so that shouldn't be too much of a problem.

What you can expect from me? Mostly adventure or romance fics (I'm a bit of a sap).

I'll be posting stories for Kingdom Hearts, Star Wars, Harry Potter, and maybe a few others if inspiration for a story comes to me. Wish me luck!

Safety and Peace

My favorite Books: Harry Potter, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Holes, Angels and Demons

My favorite Video Games: Kingdom Hearts, Knights of the Old Republic, Force Unleashed, Sly Cooper, Assassin's Creed, Destroy All Humans!, Marvel: Ultimate Alliance, Medal of Honor, Call of Duty, Prototype, inFamous, Battlefield: Bad Company, Uncharted, Batman: Arkham Asylum, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, God of War, Mortal Kombat, Portal, and if I listed many more, I'd run out of space here.

My favorite Movies: Star Wars, Pirates of the Caribbean, Spider-Man, Ghost Rider, Iron Man, Dark Knight, Ocean's Eleven

Random Things I Like: Avenue Q, Family Guy, YouTube, Calvin and Hobbes, Reviews (hint, hint), Numa Numa, Bloopers, and Candy! ;)

Ideas for Stories: 'Kingdom Hearts: What If?' This would be a series of oneshots on what would happen if certain things in Kingdom Hearts didn't happen. Ex: What if Marluxia had been sucessful? What if Axel never kidnapped Kairi? What if Destiny Islands hadn't been destroyed?

'Survivors: Order 66' A series of Star Wars oneshots on O.C. Jedi that survived Order 66.

'Pirates of the Caribbean: The Fountain of Youth' Yes, it's yet another Pirates 4 story. Sue me.

Favorite Quotes:

Jack Sparrow: "Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest person you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you need to look out for. Because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... Stupid."

Everyone from Star Wars: "I've got a bad feeling about this."

The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy: "DON'T PANIC!"

Cryptosporidium 137: "Die monkeys!"

Altair: "Safety and Peace be upon you."

Cloud Strife: "I pity you. You just don't get it at all. There's not a thing I don't cherish!"

Axel: "Got it memorized?"

Emperor Palpatine: "Therefore, the Republic will be reorganized into the First Galactic Empire! For a safe, and secure society!"

Yoda: "Judge me by my size, do you?"

Ghost Rider: "Your soul is stained by the blood of the innocent. Feel their pain."

Stewie Griffin: "Thank you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless."

Deadpool: "Hey, have you gained weight?"

HK-47: "Statement: Greetings master. Shall I kill something for you?"

Joker: "Why so serious? Let's put a smile on that face!"

Freddy Krueger: "Welcome to my world, . I should warn you, Princess... First time tends to get a little messy."

Adam Savage: "I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"

Alex Mercer: "My name is Alex Mercer. I'm the cause of all this. They call me a killer, a monster, a terrorist... I'm all of these things."

Tony Stark: "They say the best weapon is one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree, I prefer the weapon that you only have to fire once. That's how Dad did it, that's how America does it... And it's worked out pretty well so far."

Kratos: "Death is my calling. Vengeance my creed. I will wash away the past with the blood of Olympus! Chaos will rise again!!"

Voldemort: "There is no good or evil. There is only power, and those too weak to seek it."

John Marston: "I'm an uneducated killer, sent here to do all I can do well, kill a man in cold blood, so another man may do his part to cut crime in the area, and a rich man can be elected governor on the back of these promises."

John Price: "The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning thinking this is its last day on Earth. But I think that's a luxury. Not a curse. To know you're close to the end is a kind of freedom. Good time to take...inventory. Outgunned. Outnumbered. Out of our minds. On a suicide mission. But the sand and the rocks here, stained with thousands of years of warfare...They will remember us. For this. Because out of all our vast array of nightmares, this is the one we choose for ourselves. We go forward like a breath exhaled from the Earth. With vigor in our hearts and one goal in sight: We. Will. Kill him."

GLaDOS: "There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all of your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personelle file. 'Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner. Whose passing shall not be mourned. Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal, very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too."

John 'Hannibal' Smith: "I love it when a plan comes together."

Scorpion: "GET OVER HERE!!!"

Sniper: "Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challenging work, outta doors. I garuntee you'll not go hungry. 'Cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead."

G-Man: "The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes."

Winston Churchill: "Indeed, it has been said that democracy is the worst form of government, except all those other forms that have been tried from time to time."

Albert Einstein: "God does not play dice with the universe."

Andrew Ryan: "Stop, would you kindly? 'Would you kindly.' Powerful phrase... Familiar phrase? Sit, would you kindly? Stand, would you kindly? Run. Stop. Turn. A man chooses, a slave obeys. Kill!"

(Revised) Top 10 Villains:

10) Freddy Krueger (Nightmare on Elm Street)

9) Ganondorf (Legend of Zelda)

8) Sephiroth (Final Fantasy VII)

7) Magneto (X-Men)

6) Scar (Lion King)

5) GLaDOS (Portal)

4) Xehanort/Xemnas/Ansem: Seeker of Darkness (Kingdom Hearts)

3) Joker (Batman)

2) Voldemort (Harry Potter)

1) Darth Vader (Star Wars)

THE KH SURVEY

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Spread the KH fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Sora, I guess. He's loyal, fun (to be around, and to laugh at) and an overall hero. Not all of us guys want to admit it, but we want his life.

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Kairi. I don't care what people think, she is not useless, or a Mary-Sue. She's strong, and fun.

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

I like them all, but I think it's Xaldin. He just irritates me for some reason.

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Once again, I like them all. But I guess it's Olette. Just because she doesn't do much.

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Agrabah

6. Least Favorite World?

Wonderland. Ugh... - -;

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Oblivion and Oathkeeper together.

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

That thoroughly useless wooden sword from the beginning of KH1.

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Genie, in KH2 especially.

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Final

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

Sora/Kairi! It's canon, and it's sweet. Roxas/Namine is a close second.

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

Sora/Riku. Can't two guys just be friends?

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

Roxas/Yuffie

Xemnas/Maleficent

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Xemnas/Alice

Namine/Jack Sparrow

Ewww...

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

The people that seem to think that all of the Organization is gay.

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Aladdin

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory!

Nope. No hearts.

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

No. He's capable of smiling, and he's cracked a dry joke or two.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

I can obviously see how some people think that, but once again, no heart.

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

NO! I still don't completely understand why some people feel that way.

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Namine. She's helped him through his darkest hours. And after all, they are Sora and Kairi.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

Master Xehanort's apprentace is the Xehanort we all know and hate.

The Unbirths are formed when a Keyblade wielder turns to the Darkness.

And Ven may have died, and his heart or soul somehow migrated into the young Sora.

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

Definately not. As long as you play on a console.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Sora! Read the first question.

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Roxas, I guess. I'm sort of a loner.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

I could never find the freaking right vine that led up to the treehouse in Deep Jungle. So, I swung around like an idiot for an hour before I found it. I bashed by head against the controller out of irritation (which wasn't a good idea, since I jumped off the edge).

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

No. But it'd be cool playing as Roxas or Axel, I guess.

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

I have a dry sense of humor, so I guess it might be:

Auron: "I suppose I should thank you."

Sora: "Aw, don't mention it."

Auron: "Fine."

Sora: "Um, well you could thank us a little bit."

Auron: "You should say what you mean. I guess I could spare a few words."

(Silence)

Auron: "Thanks for meddling."

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Xaldin. He's the only one I lost to more than three times. Stupid winds of despair!

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

New weapons, reaction commands, limits, drive forms, Sora's cooler-looking clothes, a plot that kept you guessing, and Organization XIII!

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Pence.

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion

33. Riku or Roxas?

Roxas

34. Roxas or Sora?

Sora

35. Axel or Demyx?

Axel

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Kairi

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

Ugh, do I have to answer? Fine. AkuRoku

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namixas

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

Again? AkuRoku

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoKai

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea Salt Ice Cream

42. Cloud or Leon?

Leon

43. CloTi of Clerith?

CloTi

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Passion

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

Kairi, Namine, Larxene, Yuffie, Yuna, Rikku

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Kingdom Hearts/Avatar

Kingdom Hearts/Star Wars

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Aside from the Nobodies, right? Axel and Reno, Terra and Zack Fair. And I don't know if you noticed but Ven looks like Roxas!

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

385/2 Days, and Kingdom Hearts 3

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

Kingdom Hearts 2. All because of the stuff I listed back at question 30.

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

Positively addictive storyline, which incorporates those of Disney's best movies, and one of the best video game series ever! Great gameplay, wonderful characters, and just all-together fun!

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The Annals of Darkness: Light's Growth by Shire Folk reviews
Part III. The pieces position themselves for what will be the greatest conflict since the Keyblade war. Darkness troubles hearts of many, including Sora's. None will be able to escape the conflict against Maleficent. Light prepares, and Darkness gathers.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 1,006,164 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Sora, Kairi, Riku, Yuffie K. - Complete
Kingdom Hearts IV: All's End: FINAL MIX by Mrfipp reviews
One year had passed since the business with the Golden Hearts and Incompletes. Sora and co. have sensed a great evil and must now gather the Keyblade warriors and stop it. SoraxKairi RoxasxNamine RikuxOC Current world: DONE
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 161 - Words: 303,404 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
The Annals of Darkness: A Week of Troubles by Shire Folk reviews
Part II. With Maleficent returned and brandishing the powers of Kingdom Hearts Sora and Kairi suddenly appear in Radiant Garden in a coma in the arms of an enemy. With Sora missing an arm and unable to call the keyblade can they ever recover their hope?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 257,590 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
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Kingdom Hearts III: Brotherhood of Dark reviews
A few months after Xemnas's defeat, the trio recieves a letter from the king. Of course, things aren't over yet! My version of Kingdom Hearts 3.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 136 - Words: 476,758 - Reviews: 2224 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Sora, Kairi
Chronicles of the Dragonborn reviews
A series of one-shots as we follow the Dragonborn throughout his adventures in Skyrim. Learn more about the Dragonborn and his companions as they journey toward the ultimate goal: Alduin's defeat.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,850 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia
Kingdom Hearts: Christmas at the Garden reviews
The gang decides to take a break at Radiant Garden to celebrate Christmas. This is extremely fluffy, and sappy. Merry Christmas!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,186 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sora, Kairi - Complete