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i'm sorry, but i've taken the whole year off to better my writing, since awmh was poorly written, and write things other than harry potter.


I never got around to writing the Valentine's Day J/L // J/S... Dangit. I'll try to do it soon. I've been so busy. AIMH is also still on break. I'm trying find time to write and send it to my BETA (the amazing lia) but I'm behind.

Sorry.

Notes/Updates:

Nov/29 Sorry guys. My computer went wack and erased my stuff for chapter 6... It's been what.. 3 months? And even after that I couldn't get logged into my email that I use to contact my BETA. Sorry sorry sorry. It's been so LONG! I'm re-writing 6 (Behind the Door), so if you could just hold on a little longer, that would be lovely. IHeartProngs

On another note, I watched Twilight a few days ago, and I just wanted to say Kellen Lutz (Emmet Cullen) was my FAVORITE. Loved him. And I wanted Gaspard Ulliel (the French actor/model) to play Edward.. But you can't win everything right?

Ok. So...
I have TONS (and I mean TONS) of stories in my head. They are constantly being made; molded, re-written, edited, revised, and whatever else you can do with a story.. It's just the whole getting it on paper that stops me.


Ships:
Harry Potter: James/Lily (My OTP, I am in love with this pairing), Harry/Hermione (I had to set down HBP for a while since I was so upset about the event) and lastly James/Sirius. Although I do realize that James and Lily end up together, I believe it quite possible that these two best friendshad something more.
Twilight: Edward/Bella is forever.


Great titles/chapter titles: http://www.fictioncentral.net/hpforum/index.php?showtopic=1129

"8 Simple Rules" Memorable Quotes:
+RIP John Ritter+

Bridget: Daddy, are you sure you don't need any help, Kyle's great at undoing knots.
Rory: And hooks and buttons and snaps.

Cate: What ever happened to my good child?
C.J.:The theif, the druggie or the biker chick?

Kyle: speaking to Bridget Because of you, my girlfriend's gonna run off to Europe, and fall in love with some fancy French guy named José.
Kerry: José is Spanish.
Kyle: You've already met him?

Paul: What were you and your mom talking about? Your face is all puffy.
Kerry: sarcastically Thanks.
Paul: Well, not the bad puffy.
Kerry: Oh, right, the good puffy! I just needed to talk to mom but I'm fine now.
Paul: OK, but if you need to talk... about anything... I'm here.
Kerry: Me and Jason broke up.
Paul: Did he dump you?
Kerry: It was mutual.
Paul: Oh, well, if you meant anything to him he'll call you.
Kerry: He hasn't called.
she starts to cry a little
Paul: Well, give it a day, if you meant anything at all to him he will call.
Kerry: starts to bawl We broke up last week!
Bridget: Bridget walks in, Kerry runs to her crying, Bridget gives her a hug You talked to Dad? What were you thinking!
Cate: comes down the stairs and sees Kerry crying Paul!
Paul: She just needed a good cry.


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Re-post this to help stop racism:

Black and White:

A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored. "


"Do not ask which creature screams in the night, Do not question who waits for you in the shadow. It is my cry that wakes you in the night, And my body that crouches in the shadow. I am Tzeench and you are the puppet that dances to my tune."
~Karanzantor the Vile, The Traitor of Xian

The lips which will be markedly full and red are drawn back from the teeth which gleam long, sharp as razors, and ivory white.
-Montague Summers, The Vampire, His Kith and Kind (1928)

"I am powerful, I am immortal, I can do anything, I am cursed, I am the Darkness"
-Jackie Estacado.

"We wear the mask that grins and lies..it hides our face, and shades our eyes...ah, but let the world dream otherwise, we wear the mask!"


Lastly I just want to say: EQUALITY. Gay, straight, bi, we are ALL beautiful. Don't forget that.

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50 Things James Potter Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Lily writes a list of things that James is forbidden to do. 4 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst wearing a bright pink tutu and ballet shoes. 5 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst attempting to grope McGonagall. FOURTH ONESHOT POSTED :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 7/19/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13041 - Favs: 6,220 - Follows: 2,778 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sick by MarcoLover16 reviews
Lily/James. James Potter struggles to gain control over the life that has gotten out of hand. Where has the happy, care-free James Potter gone, and will he come back? Sometimes a person is in more pain that anyone can see.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,429 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 10/26/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Journal by DreamingLillies reviews
Sequel now up! "Since you are a journal and therefor can't judge me..." *"I’ll never break your heart.” “You cant promise that.”* "Maybe you're confusing your pride with denial. Stubbornness with fear. And even possibly your hatred with your love"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 62,930 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Insane Depths of James Potter's Brain by Tastes-Like-Fry reviews
A very scary place to be. Sometimes witty, sometimes numb, and always that little bit dirty. But who can blame him? He's only male after all! - Fun short story, Rated T for safety
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I Want to Know You by HPITBBE reviews
LJ Fluff.“Do you know me now?” James whispered. He looked up slowly to meet her eyes. Lily looked at him ferociously back and wrapped her arms tentatively, but firmly, around his neck. She leaned in to sigh into his mouth, “Not yet.” R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,829 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
You Want Me by sarahxxxlovey reviews
“What do you want, Potter?” I ask staring him right in the eyes. “I’m not entirely sure, maybe you though,” he replied with a smile. JP/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,001 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Alarming and Beautiful by stolen-whispers reviews
What she didn’t realize until after she agreed to go out with him was that these things were piling on his shoulders until he was hunched under the weight of the world and it was all he could do not to throw it off and watch it shatter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,831 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Very Painful Interview Indeed by Emmi-Chick reviews
James and Sirius 'accidentally' set Snape on fire, so they have been put in counseling! That poor counselor.. she has no idea what she's in for, how can you counsel a Marauder? You can't! All Dialog, Marauder era. WARNING: Themes of violence & farting..!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,593 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 12/19/2007 - James P., Sirius B.
Snapping by lookmeintheeyesnickjonas reviews
Lily discovers she likes James. How does she go about telling him? She tempts him into snapping. L&J
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
Letting Go by Ae-cha reviews
Lily's thoughts on James falling in love with Sirius. One-shot. Alternate Universe AU . SLASH. JamesXSirius. Rated T just in case since I had no clue what to rate this. A very, very, VERY late Christmas present for RavenHeart101.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/20/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Necessary Objects by snapmagic reviews
SiriusxJames. Oneshot. Slash. "It seemed a curse that the first time had to be so damn uncomfortable."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Floccinaucinihilipilification by sockpuppet82 reviews
James and Lily are stuck together by an accidental spell combination, not able to go more than ten feet from each other. The only problem is that Lily still despises James. ...Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,524 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Lily Luna P., James P.
Blurring the Lines by Captain Alfie reviews
Sirius has decided he and James will always be tempted to blur the lines." J/S. Slash. Mentions of M/M sex, nothing graphic. One use of language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Promises by xshrimpyx reviews
A short, cute L&J one-shot. It's really random but basically Lily is having trouble believing James promise of always being there for her. It kinda fluffy : xx
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Morning People by Zayz reviews
LJ. On a sudden impulse, she tilts her head so that her lips brush by the soft skin of his ear lobe and she whispers, “So you do believe in romance?” Some nauseating morning fluff. You've been warned. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
Minty Fresh by yolapeoples reviews
“HE’S FOAMING AT THE MOUTH!” Remus was innocently brushing his teeth… notice the past tense on “was”. Marauders randomness. ‘Nuff said. One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Lazy Days by XSTARLESSCITY reviews
Part of my Marauders 25 challenge. Lily is trying to study, but James' attention is focused on something else! James Potter was never one to give up easily, especially when it came to Lily Evans. James/Lily oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2008 - James P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
The Epic Adventures of Virtue Boy by The Maiden Amorisa reviews
Edward has a secret. He is a super hero.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Edward, Bella
Broom Cupboard by Zayz reviews
LJ. Yes, this is another broom-cupboard fic to add to the long list...but this one is, for variety's sake, divided into short, disjointed chapters to capture that admittedly long evening in the cupboard. M for excessive and foul language. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 80,802 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Web of Fear by Theophaneia reviews
Lily Evans has a serious problem and the only thing she can think of doing is talking to James Potter. Her bottled emotions are soon to be released as she approaches James in the middle of the night for help. But how will he react to her secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Awake by leaves at autumn reviews
Guess it’s kind of weird for a guy to write a diary. Maybe I shouldn’t call it a diary. A journal. That’s more like it. Or just a plain notebook that I am doodling on in my intense pain, trying to forget I just got beat up by my own step father. James P.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 150,507 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Fun in the transfiguration classroom by XSTARLESSCITY reviews
Sequel to 'Fun in potions class'. James and Lily find an abandoned classroom...or so they think. What happens when that 'abandoned' classroom is going to be used for a first years transfiguration lesson?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2008 - James P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Fun in Potions class by XSTARLESSCITY reviews
James and Lily have an interesting Potions class. JxL Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2008 - James P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
What is in a Name? by Forgotten Lake reviews
Mr. Prongs DID NOT consent to this story written. Any readers will be tracked down, oblivated, and if that doesn't work, hexed. The rest of the Marauders are proud to present this, Mr. Prongs unfortunate secrets. No Prongs protection will be offered.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2008 - James P. - Complete
Wrinkles by Moony8193 reviews
“Or maybe she’s a crazy demon with red hair!” "That was unkind.” “I know.” “You should apologize.” Sirius accepts he is not the only person James loves anymore. 7th year, based of Chap. 6 WTDW. First in a series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Prongs' List of Forbidden Wooing Techniques by CaramelBoost reviews
James bloody Potter has stolen Lily's knickers for the last time. Now he's got a list; a list of things he can't do around Lily. Will he stick to it? Doubtfully. Is it going to be pretty? Not likely. Third out of Four companion pieces JamesxLily Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Sexy Black Hair and Other Things I Can't Help but by siriusly klutzy reviews
Being bad at Arithmacy is one thing. Being bad at it because you're bad with numbers is another. But being horrible at it because you got caught staring at James Potter when you should be taking a test really takes the cake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Blood Brothers by withoutfaith reviews
What does family mean to Sirius Black?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Doomed by Courtney Belle reviews
COMPLETE. Companion piece to Seventeen. Rated for language. James Potter mulls over his relationship with Lily Evans and realizes...he's doomed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/7/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Tongue Muscles by random smilie reviews
Did you know that the tongue's the strongest muscle in the human body? And we don't even have to excercise it! A slightly crazy LJ oneshot. In which Lily ponders on how to excercise her tongue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/14/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Yummy by Skittle.Kitty reviews
Sometimes, Edward daydreams of Bella as a candy bar. He imagines she would taste quite good. Sometimes, Bella daydreams of snogging Edward within an inch of his life. She imagines he would taste quite good, too. [Oneshot.Fluff.BellaEdward]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Complete
Leaning by Penciled In reviews
Because dangerous things happen when we touch. And when he leans. JamesLily
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Cooookkkkie by Taberu Sushi reviews
James really wants a cookie but Sirius is a meanie and won't give him one for no good reason... really.Warning: Same amount of cursing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/21/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Ask Prongs by HoshizoraTsubasano reviews
Hogwarts is full of issues and problems. And Mr. Prongs is the only one who can help them out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2005 - James P.
Alone With My Head reviews
**Currently under construction** Too much blood was shed, too many deaths to have watched. Someone help me. I can't handle this by myself. --Dark!Harry-- H/HR-nods to. Warning: Violence, Abuse, Torture. R&R Please
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,768 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
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