Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
Hey I'm Mary! I love music, especially:3oh!3, Cobra Starship, Owl City, He is We, The Hush Sound, The Ready Set, All Time Low, Muse, Brokencyde, EatmewhileI'mhot, Nevershoutnever, and anything else basically. As long as it's not country. :) One day I will get married to Gabe Saporta, the most amazing guy ever(He's lead singer of Cobra Starship) I'm 14, I live in Oklahoma, and I love calling people freaks. Hahaha, I also love Twilight. I hope you guys actually like my stories. Although you probably know I like NEVER update! Yeah. So that's me. What about you?
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Truth or Dare: Emmett Style
by DSandEC4eva reviews
This story is all about Emmett's favorite game and the adventures the Cullen's and Bella get into while playing it. Alice and Bella getting married? Is Edward gay? Is Rosalie pregnant? Emmett in love with a werewolf? Find out in this VERY funny story! DS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,158 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 6/1/2008
The Red Envelope
by shattered crystal heart reviews
I stared at him,his brilliant green eyes staring back at me, a smirk across his beautiful face.I glared at him.If it was even possible I HATED Edward Masen more then I ever had my eyes glanced at the red envelope.this was going to be one hell of a summer.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,744 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Something Was Missing
by KLuTZ 122 reviews
Bella and Edward were best friends. that is...until bella was forced to leave pheonix and Edward behind. Now, she is the adoptive daughter of Carlisle, but who are the new twins coming into her home? OOC! All human! AU! PLS R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,890 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Bella, Edward
Aol Instant Messenger
by writergirl94 reviews
Yes, it is another AIM chatroom with the Cullens and of course a few werewolves and some humans. So omc, fantastic 4,and some squirrels? things can get pretty crazy! Read&Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,231 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bikinis and Cocktail Dresses
by twilight taylor reviews
Bella Alice and Rosalie are best friends. They decide to go to the pool where they see the three most hotest guys ever. Will they hook up? Bad summary, but the story is great! All human, Exb AxJ RxEm. REVIEW
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,087 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
by Pale-And-Preculure reviews
Random Conversations... What more is there to say ? At the moment we have 41 Chapters Of Randomness and More to come... This story is Full of Silly Inuendo's Retarded Nickenames and Strange happenings...Who doesn't love a little Randomness?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 26,464 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 12/16/2007
by Book2romantic reviews
I've lost him forever. I should be back in Forks, where at least I have memories of him. Not here in Florida. He'd never go to Florida.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 32,330 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Mr and Mrs Cullen
by Aleatoire reviews
I felt cool metal brush against my skin: Elizabeth Masen’s former wedding ring, now mine. Oops, I mentally slapped myself. The last twenty-four hours did happen, and I was now Isabella Marie Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,999 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pens & Sharpies
by pleasebiteme reviews
Let the Cullens pass notes! I find it hilarious. Maybe you shall, too. ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 18,268 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
by Washingtongirl23 reviews
Edward never came back and Bella gets a job as a teacher. Everything seems to be going great until an unexpected person walks into her classroom.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,339 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Bundle of Joy
by lolimobsessed reviews
Bella's pregnant, yupp thats right, now she has to break the news to Edward. How will he take it? Find Out! First fanfic, be nice in your reviews. I dont own twlight. Tons of Alice fun. BxE AxJ EmxR CxE CHAPTER 15 IS UP! R&R Some characters OOC sometimes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,447 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett gets bella drunk
by GreekgodEdward reviews
Summary: Edward goes on a hunting trip to Canada with his family and leaves Emmett babysitting Bella, but what will happen when Emmett wants to have fun with her? rated T just in case
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,743 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 11/27/2007
Don't Stop the Music
by kim-macafee reviews
Bella is introduced to the single Edward on her birthday. Sparks flew. All human characters. Fluff galore! Characters are a little OOC. Finally complete. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 84,942 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
by IrishGal4Twilight reviews
I really suck at these. After an eventful wedding, what exactly waits in the future for Bella and Edward? What or who could stand between them and their future happiness? Over 13,000 hits
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,220 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008
Blue Moon Over Manka's
by Cullenista reviews
Edward whisks Bella off to Manka's Inverness Lodge for a romantic weekend. She’s insecure, he has doubts and they finally deal with all their issues honestly, including Jacob. Winner of the Danger Magnet Award at the Denali Coven and four TwilightAwards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 240,484 - Reviews: 4089 - Favs: 2,037 - Follows: 1,631 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
by KelseyXDD reviews
Bella is the new rebel in Forks High. When popular jock Edward wants to know her better, Bella tries to keep her distance. What happens when Edward sweeps her off her feet? Can Bella keep away any longer? ExB. Rated T. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,753 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
by addict.to.reading reviews
Throughout my teenage years, I had seen so many pictures of the gorgeous celebrity God, and all the films he had been in. But no picture or movie could do Edward Masen justice. All Human, Alternate Universe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,579 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
Betrayal and Needy Love
by jesusofsuburbia2o2o reviews
Bella is unpleasantly shocked when she finds that Edward is cheating on her with her best friend, Alice. She turns to Jasper for the love that wasn't returned to her. The threat of the Volturi is on its way. What happens to Bella and Jasper then? BxJ, ExA
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,742 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Ten Ways to Make Two Luckless Fools Fall in Love
by abroadwayluver reviews
I bet you didn't expect that," Alice drawled as Edward was smacked in the face by a drumstick. Ooo, gravy covered! I really want to lick it off his face-what's with all the homosexual thoughts today! I think I've been hanging around Emmett too much today.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,532 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Edward, Bella
Edward, my boyfriend?
by Twilightfever reviews
OOC! Bella and Edward have been friends ever since they were six years old. What happens when Edward needs a fake girlfriend and Bella is his only choice? Will Bella find feelings she never had for Edward or will there relationship fall apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,428 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by Rubyrose1 reviews
Edward and Bella are weeks away from getting married.What will happen when another magical creature enters their lives and wants Edward to herself? Edward is falling deeply in love with her.He doesnt have to be careful with her.... Whole summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,963 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Bella, Edward
you SLEPT with him?
by Shattered-By-Broken-Dreams reviews
Someone Tells Charlie that bella and Edward did a little somthin somthin, Bella intends to get even... will it go well? t 4 language. ExB, but Jake tries to change that...which only causes him physical pain, and bella, almost loses her life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,839 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
by dazzledduo reviews
All are human. Bella, Rosalie and Alice are off on holiday and meet the mouth-watering Edward, Emmett and Jasper. What fun will they have in the sun? Will romance bloom? Any ideas sent in a PM would be greatly appreciated. little break though for now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,438 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 5/19/2008
by BitterSweetMusic reviews
Bella's myspace gets hacked into, someone's speaking to her friends, anonymous phone calls, death threats. Edward, the brother of her new best friend Alice, vows to protect her, but something they least expect occurs leaving Edward in an awkward situation
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,582 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008
by X-Edward-hasnt-met-me-yet-X reviews
Bella's plan to say her final goodbyes to Charlie and Renee-not to mention her human life-have finally arrived. Yes it's the vision that I have for Bella and Edward's wedding and there after...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,863 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete
love is truly something
by YinDragonVampire reviews
sequal to truth or dare with seducing.bellas pregnant,edward ecstatic,charlies fuming,emmett & jasper teasing continues on,lemons,and everything you loved about the last one times ten!edward gets bella pregant and this is their funny little adventure. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,797 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 9/11/2007
by Lessien-Dorthonion reviews
All human. Bella and Edward go to the same school and hates each other since the first day Bella started at Forks high school. Alice is Bellas best friend and she wants Bella and Edward together so she locked them in a room togheter. What will happen next
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,827 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008
Family Therapy Cullen Style
by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8367 - Favs: 7,484 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
by xxxwolfbanexxx reviews
What if Edward never came back? What if he met Bella's daughter at college 20 years later? Don't worry this is a Edward and Bella story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,772 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008
Bella's Shower Fun
by Logan Emery reviews
It's Bella's Time of the month. She takes a shower. Edward shows up. Singing songs and breaking down bathroom doors...The other chapters are short funny stories involving Harry Potter, Wands and a teddy bear. I just added a new chapter on 5/7/08 YAY!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008
by a soul of thunder reviews
Isabella has always dreamed of spending eternity with Edward but a sickness may destory all chances of that happening. Now that Bella is dieing will Edward finally change her or will he let her die before his own eyes? Set after New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,428 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 3/20/2007
by IsabellaMarieSwan123 reviews
Edward is away hunting and Bella is stuck with Emmett and Jasper, games begin and truth or dare is one of them. Please Read and Review
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,283 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007
The Happiest Place On Earth
by melissamarie173 reviews
They Cullens continue their road trip after they leave the mall. They need a place to stay, at least for a little while. They come to a place and wreak their vampire havoc! Bella still isn't a vamp. Sequel to Anything is Possible at the Mall. FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,499 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
They did WHAT?
by Vampireme reviews
Just a bunch of oneshots about the misadventures of the Cullens. Includes, Edward and a shirt of Doom, Truth or Dare, Twister, and Rosalie as a hobo. Rated T just in case
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008
Truth or Dare, Cullen style!
by vampirelurver979 reviews
What happens when Bella agrees to play truth or dare with the Cullens? Why is Bella dressed up as Pikachu? Why is Mike kissing Edward? What's the connection between Edward and his precious Volvo? Read and find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,865 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007
truth or dare with seducing!
by YinDragonVampire reviews
just another truth or dare game with the cullens while edward hunts...where bella is dared to seduce edward! lemons and hilarious teasings from Jasper and Emmett!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,932 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
by Awesa-mazin-licious reviews
Alice invites everone Bella and the Cullens know to a Karaoke party! What will happen? Read and find out! Chapter twelve FINALY up! Sorry it took so long, but, ya know, school just started, so what can ya do? Changed the rating too.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,248 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007
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Life At Bradford Academy reviews
Bella Swan:Plain-Jane new girl, willing to do everything to stay away from players like Edward Cullen, no matter how hot. Edward Cullen:Hot player at Bradford Academy, willing to do anything to get to Bella. Add it the rest of the gang and its a party!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,392 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella's Revenge reviews
Edwards out hunting again so Alice decides to give Bella a makeover. What happens when Bella ends up looking like a clown? How will she get her revenge?R&R please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,525 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008