neoandtheangrywhiteflag
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Joined 04-25-08, id: 1560309, Profile Updated: 06-10-08
Author has written 4 stories for Torchwood, Naruto, and Junjō Romantica.

to see the world in a grain of sand,

and heaven in a wild flower,

to hold infinity in the palm of your hand

and eternity in an hour.

just some kooky poetry there (william blake.) mainly cos it sounds kl to read aloud :)

you may have realised that we are both peverts from reading our fics (or the following convo) but blame nathan its all her flaut! with her lovley junjo romatica...

we are two people who are far too obsessed with yaoi for our own good...:p it is getting in the way of life as we know it (in fact its quickly becoming life as we know it).

other bad side affects include not being able to let brothers see our msn convos and the inableity to hear or say the world "come" without colapsing into a fits of giggles.

um our favourate pairings are kakairu, sasunara, narasasu, lxlight, and kanamexzero oh andprety much anything hot which is yaoi.XD

worringly a large number of other yaoi fangirls profiles and author note have got them complaining how there mothers found out and baned them from the net...this scares me as i think i would dies without yaoi...

now we are off to go read some kakashi and gaara fan fic . rated m ;)

ps only angrywhitflag likes kakashixgaara neo thinks its pervy. thank you

from angrywhiteflag wats wrong with kakashixgaara is lovely and cute. and yoou hav got 2 love gaaras wiked eyeliner!

from neo yes gaara is awsome / one of my favorite characters but:

a) its nevver gonna happen

b) gaara is to young

c) kakashi is not a perv. (well.. maybe he is but(cough icha icha) but not...GAARA(iruka is better+ more sexually mature so better)

angrywhite flay says _ mhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm kakashi yummy (hence our pic)

also i would like to add that angrywhiteflag cannot spell ianto. varios attempts

inanto leaned back

inanto couldn't tell how long

Inatos fists clenched

inato breathed

ITS I A N T O Damn it!

rant over--neo

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A Little Less Than Forgotten by myfailsafe reviews
AU. Sasuke and Naruto, both troubled with the issues of horrible pasts and terrible problems of the present, are forced into being roommates at the local community college. Will troubles arise or will being forgotten bring these two together in the end? !REMOVED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dead Last by rosesareblue reviews
To win a warped bet, Sasuke crossdresses as a schoolgirl. A misogynist, he sees NO advantage in being a girl, till he meets the vocal of Konoha's hottest band. In order to woo a certain dobe, Sasuke must learn the darkest female arts: fangirling. BL.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,096 - Reviews: 2818 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 1,960 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Officemate by shi-chan reviews
KakaIru Kakashi is just doing his job, even if it means that his heart was being crushed in the process and whatever remains of his psyche was being washed away. Company's orders are top priority, not his needs, desires or heart. Sequel to Roommate.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 66,870 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Stupid Mistake by o0-Constance-0o reviews
Of course, it was never Gai's intention to mistake Kakashi for the woman of his dreams when he was more inebriated than he could ever remember, but a drunken kiss can change into either something wonderful, horrible, or just a stupid mistake. Gai/Kakashi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 101,369 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Gai M., Kakashi H.
Welcome back, teme by Madame Penguin reviews
AU. Naruto lives his boring life in hatred and is stuck a cycle of continuous routines. After years of leaving his best friend to go to Sound Academy, Sasuke returns to Konoha High with everyone. But how will Naruto take this? SasuNaru High School Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,865 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Definition of Desire by IAmTheGrayArea reviews
Kirk is shocked at how drawn he is to the Vulcan, Spock. So, he decides to make Spcok truly understand the definition of "desire."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,648 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 6/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Terror and Romance by TGyamiBakura reviews
A chance meeting allows Shinobu to harass Misaki, a fellow uke, about deepening his sexual knowledge. How does Misaki handle that? Can Misaki keep it purely educational? MisakixShinobu
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,101 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 6/26/2008
Aphrodisiac by Camunki reviews
"And then Naruto was straddling me. Naked. This had better not become a regular thing." Naruto is put under an amorous jutsu by a ninja gang, and Sasuke has to "deal with it", while Tsunade tries to find a cure, if it exists. Sasunaru, Yaoi, Lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,301 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The New Kid is a Rock Star! by NaruSasuNaruLover reviews
Sasuke is a rock star, he's been in the business ever sine he could remember. Now his brother is making him finish high school in a public school. With fan girls and boys, drugs, drinking, parties, and a certain blonde involved, chaos ensues. Au NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,018 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dirt Poor by larney55 reviews
Kiba, Naruto, and Shikamaru are all poor. They need money and quick. They see an ad for the Uchiha residence for being a maid with a 1 million dollar contract. Will their new owner be nice? Rated m for later! Yaoi, pairings change!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,546 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
I Shall Not Want by redqueen76 reviews
Sequel to What He Wants. In the wake of the disasters that have befallen Konoha, Kakashi and Iruka struggle to adjust to the changes being imposed on their lives. KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,796 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
The Secret by I-heart-kakashi reviews
Life is full of difficult decisions. When Kakashi meets an abused boy with a dark secret, he must choose the path he wants to take. Love or money. It's not long before his world is turned upside down. AU Kaka/Sasu... warning: Contains Lemons! Rape! Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,454 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Three times when Sasuke didn’t kiss Naruto by kally77 reviews
Three times Sasuke messed up, and one time he and Naruto finally got it right. SasuNaruSasu, spoilers for manga, now complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,196 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Playing with the Toys by Mako75 reviews
SasuxNaru Slave. The word itself doesn't really do justice to their purpose. You might go as far as to say that it doesn't actually have anything to do with them. By them, I mean our toys. ON TEMPORARY HIATUS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 111,214 - Reviews: 1631 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
New Beginnings by Nigellica reviews
Team 7 is under cover as high school students. Under the careful supervision of Iruka and the... supervision of Kakashi. The team's very core is disrupted with Naruto suddenly Mr. Popular and the Ice Prince is left out in the cold. SasuNaru KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 69,265 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 8/29/2007 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] [Iruka U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Mirror Cravings by Akaniesha reviews
Zero was trying all he could to forget everything about him. Yuuki’s blood no longer satisfies him and the cravings are a hundred times stronger. As he hunts for the presence of Yuuki he can’t help but hunt for Kaname’s blood once more.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,820 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007
That Dobe Is MINE! by Dizzykins reviews
UPDATED Does EVERYONE like me! Naruto invites his class over for a sleepover and a lot happens... like Neji in a leather suit! Pairings: SasuNaru, ItaNaru, KibaNaru, GaaNaru, KakaIru and many more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,583 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Anxious Waiting and Devious Results by Nephthys Snape reviews
Written for Kiterie for her birthday in February. Iruka and Kakashi find themselves being gifted to a fangirl. Just what will Iruka do with the jounin when he's given power over him. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Roommate by shi-chan reviews
AU KakaIru Iruka lost his dorm room to an accidental explosion and was given temporary residence with Kakashi. Iruka thinks Kakashi is a complete psycho. Is there more to Kakashi's antics than meets the eye or does he simply hate Iruka?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 154,426 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
A story by animeniac1 reviews
NaruSasu,AU,one shot, a lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
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It's always the quiet ones reviews
iruka has a colourful past that he would hate to be found out, but then some one does, kakairu, yaoi, smut in later chapters. trust us its better than it sounds!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,002 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
No Wrapping Paper reviews
It's Nowaki's birthday and Hiroki want to get him something....nice to bad wrapping paper won't work for this one. . fluffy SMUT cos we all love it. posted cos my other junjo oneshot was loved XD.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,474 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Complete
Call me Akihiko reviews
Yes this is just an awful smutty trashy oneshot but that's not going to stop me! Akihiko/misaki oneshot rated M
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
Revenge reviews
jack is distant and ianto fights back... angst/ drama/slash/fluff this is pure janto. with some revenge there too, and we all know what that means. finished :D
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,591 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete