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Joined 04-25-08, id: 1560644, Profile Updated: 08-05-11
Author has written 10 stories for Naruto.

Personal Information:

Name: Ashley Bradley

Age: 19

Occupation: Page & Frequent FF Author

Religion: Christian


About Me:

Thank you for taking the time to read my profile! As dull and pointless as it may seem, it actually holds quite a bit of information. I have been a member of FF.net for about a year now, although I just began writing and publishing stories last December. I am a HUGE fan of Naruto, and most of my stories, if not all, are written upon it. For those of you who have read the most popular of my stories, An Awful Predicament, it is currently in progress. The next chapter, hopefully, shall be posted in about one week from today (10-01-10), and there are only a couple more chapters to go before the story ends. I am currently in the process of brainstorming ideas for the next chapters of my other stories, Interpersonal Relations, and In The Light of Darkness. I am seriously considering deleting Winter In Konoha, since I basically wrote that one on a whim and have no ideas for the next chapter (PM me if you have one), and Sasuke's True Orientation, since I really don't know what to do with that one, either. I MUST have been high (on Pixi Stix) when I wrote it cause, really--no one has writer's block that bad. I think.

Before I take my leave, I feel I must inform you that I am currently in the process of writing a new story, titled A Day In the Life of the Akatsuki!, based upon one of my other stories, A Day In the Life of Fangirls! At the moment, I am researching the Akatsuki members thoroughly, since I really don't know much about them (Itachi and Kisame are basically the only members I know jack diddly about).

I am currently taking requests for new stories (by the way, the aformentioned story was actually a reqest), and would appreciate it if someone (ANYONE!) would give me some good material to work with. Please. I'm bored.

--Deuces


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Email(s): princess_shadow16@yahoo.com

princesspeachy@gmail.com

MySpace: www.myspace.com/chocolatechip_kookie

Facebook: Coming Soon (again)


Attn: FanFiction.net

Omission Reported: 10-02-10

Subject: THE WORST DISEASE EVER

I HAVE COME DOWN WITH WRITER'S BLOCK.

What is that? Some of you may wonder. Well here's the definition:

Writer's Block (rite-URS-blok):n. An infectious disease that mainly attacks the fingers and brain, causing them to freeze up, thus prohibiting a writer from proceeding with a piece.
There is a way you can tell if you are coming down with this disease. Symptoms include:

Headaches (cranium painius)
Finger Cramping (fingerous crampius)
Blurred Eyesight (blurrious visionisticus)
Random Outbursts/Fits (randomus fitisticus)
Talking To Imaginary People (talkius imaginisticus)
Running Into Walls/Doors (runnicus wallious)
Pulling Of The Hair (pulliniscious hairious)

and

Diarrhea.

If you have five or more of these symptoms (not including diarrhea), you're in big trouble. And even worse...

There is nothing you can do to protect yourself.

Rules:

1) Do not steal my work and revise it to fit your own story ideas. That is called "Plagarism", and you can be sued for it.

2) If you would like to "borrow" my work for personal use, ask me, formally, via personal message.

3) If you feel you need to flame one of my stories, please do so in a professional manner. Feedback is always appreciated, but not when you are using profanity and you fail to use proper English or when "Ur s3nt3nc3s l00k l!ke th!s".

4) Do not ask me to write a self-insertion (am I the only one who realized this sounds dirty?) fanfic. Because I hate them, and I might flame you for asking.

5) Please do not disregard my rules. Because when you do that, you're basically disregarding me, and that's really gonna bum me out.

That is all.


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Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2008
The Blind and the Unseeing by Stunning Sunset reviews
When two jutsu clash, Sakura, injured badly, is sent careening through time to the past. Blind, she has to survive alone in the form of a child. Until she helps a man. And then her peace is destroyed and he won't leave her alone.Rated M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 126 - Words: 293,843 - Reviews: 5328 - Favs: 3,339 - Follows: 2,712 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
I'm not suffering from insanity by Saij Spellhart reviews
Orihime is bored and starts annoying Ulquiorra. Ulquiorra starts to react more then he should. Orihime makes a game out of it, much to Ulqiorra's distress. And the lines between game, and attraction star to blur. Its a mix of romance, laughter, with a big cup of crazy. Smex in later chapters. Starts off based on Bleach Arc. Chapters 1-3 edited, UlquiorraXOrihime
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 58,333 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 2/1/2010 - [Orihime I., Ulquiorra] Rukia K., Arturo P.
Chibi Day Chronicles by brokenseraphim reviews
The legendary tales of Sandbox Gaara, the meanest bully around on the daycare playground…and his undying love for a certain ramen-loving kid. ChibiGaaraxChibiNaruto
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Gaara, Naruto U.
The Host by xREILAx reviews
One simple lie changes Hinata's life forever, when she meets Sasuke, a mysterious man working at a host club in Tokyo! But there's far more to him than meets the eye, as Hinata discovers in a whirlwind of events! Rated M for future lemons & language,themes etc
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,604 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
A Kind of Magic by Rizember reviews
Sex magic is the most powerful and most addictive kind of magic there is. But Sasuke, that repressed emo bastard, just keeps trying to get rid of the hot blond genie. And his goat. Sasunaru, yaoi, humour
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,208 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Destined by Rizember reviews
You'd really expect your soulmate to be more compliant and not want to kill you... Humour, romance, supernatural. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,274 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Cruising For Love by StrawberryMerry reviews
Orihime asks Ulquiorra to accompany her on a cruise to Hawaii. Unbeknownst to them, it's a couple's cruise. Forced to share a bed and pretend they're married, the two struggle with their growing feelings for each other.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 135,678 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - [Orihime I., Ulquiorra]
An Unlikely Romance by Rizember reviews
Naruto has awoken as a fox with no recollection of ever being human. He is found near Ichiraku's...surprise suprise...by Sasuke who takes him in. Meanwhile, everyone is looking for the human Naruto...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,978 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Something about Valentines by Rizember reviews
Sometimes love is twisted. SasuNaru, NaruNeji, NaruSai. Not my usual type of fic. You have been warned. yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Left Field by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
They could read each others moves better than they could follow the game. AU. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2011 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
You're Cute When You Scream by ForeverLilacLies reviews
Sasuke has defeated and captured Itachi. Now he's in control and Itachi is his, and no one will take his brother from him. SasuIta. Non-con, SM
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,145 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Adult Video by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
In an effort to uncover a streaker, Sakura goes undercover at an adult video store, and learns more about her fellow rookies than she would have preferred.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Into the Future by ichilover3 reviews
As payment for their last mission, Team 8 receives a device that projects the future. Everyone but Shikamaru is eager to try it, as he is convinced that someone will be embarrassed. And, as usual, he is right. Multiple pairings. *Sequel up*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,015 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 2,932 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
sincerely but never yours by Alive In Wonderland reviews
SasuSaku - If you give fourteen people sixteen weeks to learn as much about each other as possible, what would you get? Drama. Hate. Love. One night stands. Tears. Joy. And awkwardness. ... Blame Anko. And Naruto. And Itachi. Actually... blame everyone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 445,563 - Reviews: 1994 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Four Seasons by Rizember reviews
I never wanted to be a Season... When chosen, my joyous reaction: "Aw, crap." said it all. Humor, Drama, Supernatural...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,336 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Tangled Web by XxKasumiAmuxX reviews
A crummy event by the women's shinigami association. A stupid mistake by a fourth division officer. Trouble. When you least expect it. Sometimes, human festives are better left for the mind to wonder. Especially when those 'minds' belong to shinigami's.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,997 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Complete
Euphemisms by GhostfaceScylla reviews
Sasuke gets jealous over a cookie. Seriously. Twoshot, Sasusaku, Drabble, Flufffff!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Wild Muskrat Luvin' by BelovedShadow reviews
Itachi and Sasuke both have plans to seduce eachother. ItaSasu Yaoi. Don't like don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,542 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Boys and Girls by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
Locked in a house for 30 days with several embarrassing tasks to complete, fifteen jounin examiners slowly lose their minds. SasuSaku, NaruHina...or something.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 30,121 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Team Seven, Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Christmas Story by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
Christmas vacation consists of chastity vows, strip poker, shady gifts, and disturbing revelations. NaruIno, SasuHina, NejiTenten, GaaraSaku, ShikaTema. High school. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Neji H.
The Dream Machine 2 by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
What if your dreams could be recorded on tape...and then shown to all your friends!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Sasuke U.
Fenugreek by Thorn In Your Side reviews
The first itsy-bitsy bikini was neither yellow nor polka-dotted, but the judges loved it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,049 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Perverts Anonymous by Rizember reviews
The perverts of Konoha, ie everyone, are forced to get professional help or die trying. Humour, stuff, unnecessary explosions... Possible continuation. COMPLETE...for now
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Saga Of Hanatarou by TheFantasy reviews
The iPod shuffle challenge. I may make more chapters of this, still starring Hanatarou. This is my first story, so please be kind.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Hanatarō Y.
Three by DreamHunter019 reviews
Three years I must wait. That’s what you said and I just smiled. Three years is nothing if I’ll spend ten with you. You walked away but I said no goodbye… it’s ‘see you later.’ I smiled and never cried. Sasuke and Naruto, Shounen-Ai.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cupid and Psyche by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
He reached behind him, withdrawing a golden arrow. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/23/2009 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Negative One by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
Naruto's deranged obsession with Uchiha Sasuke started at the age of negative one. Minato/Mikoto, hints of others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/8/2009 - [Minato N., Mikoto U.] - Complete
The Dream Machine by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
What if your dreams could be recorded on tape...and then shown to all your friends!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,318 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Complete
Sonic the Hedgehog INSANE Talk Show by lady-warrioress reviews
Join me as I poke fun at the sonic characters. Discontinued.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,703 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Complete
Neji's Fault by MissViolinPin reviews
Hinata never liked dresses as a child, preferring to mimic her cousin Neji. Hiashi assumed it was just a phase, but when she registered for school as a boy he faced the truth. His daughter was a cross-dresser. And it was all Neji's fault. AU ShikaHina!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,074 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Hinata H., Shikamaru N.
Shikamaru Nara Must Die by Phantom-of-Fantasy reviews
Idea based off the movie John Tucker Must Die. Shikamaru Nara is the most brilliant, popular, yet lazy guy at Konoha High. Every girl wants him...but who can keep him? - DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Shikamaru N., Hinata H.
YO MOMMA by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Sakura has had ENOUGH of her teammates' constant bickering so she takes it upon herself to resolve the tension between them. Her method of choice? A yo momma joke face off!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Goin' Postal by DeathPaladin reviews
Pity poor Sasuke. Really. Naruto makes Neji go postal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Neji H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blood Limit by weirddramagirl reviews
A dark look at how far Itachi will go to test his blood limit. ItaHina or ItachiHinata in a sick kind of way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Hinata H., Itachi U.
Rosemary For Remembrance by Sintari reviews
Hyuga is a house with many rooms. A Neji & Hinata centered fic. Expect madness, love, sex, and murder. This is the story of two lives and as such the parings will change. NaruHina, NejiHina. COMPLETE. Part One of the Invictus Arc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,119 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Basemates by firefly reviews
Some strange and revealing things are learned about Hinata and Neji when the two Hyuugas get trapped in the basement together on a cold, wet, and frightening October night.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,840 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Confessions of the heart? by eternalshiva reviews
Inuyasha has finally confessed his love to ... what? Why is Kagome laughing so much?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Just a Normal Day by Cheryl-chan reviews
*everyone x naruto* *shounen-ai* On a tour of one of Naruto's normal days, we are fortunate to come upon the day where our dear Naruto wakes up to find everyone falling in love with him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/15/2003
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Krispy Kreme Krisis reviews
Iruka takes his students to the Krispy Kreme shop for a field trip. While there, Neji makes a rather disturbing and upsetting proclamation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Neji H., Lee R. - Complete
Interpersonal Relations reviews
AU When tragedy strikes the Hatake family, siblings Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura withdraw into themselves, and away from the rest of the world. Rated M for alchohol usage, sex references and incestuous behavior, among other things.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2010
In The Light of Darkness reviews
Sonething terrible happens to Hinata one night, similar to an incident that occured some years ago. Unwanted memories resurface, and Hinata can't handle it. Why is she so afraid of Neji? Why doesn't her father trust him? And what happened three years ago?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Hinata H., Neji H.
An Awful Predicament reviews
Sasuke breaks into Naruto's home, naked and uninvited.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,816 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Winter In Konoha reviews
Winter comes to Konoha, and a few friends discover newfound friendship. Along with...some other stuff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sasuke's True Orientation reviews
Naruto is on a quest to find out Sasuke's orientation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sasuke Needs Help reviews
Sasuke has problems and needs help. His emotions are driving him crazy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Day in the Life of Fangirls! reviews
A group of fangirls stalk and film Naruto, Sasuke, Shikamaru, Itachi, Gaara, Rock Lee, Kakashi and Neji during the most random of times.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Complete
A Compromising Position reviews
Neji wants to apologize to Hinata, but doesn't know how. Then he gets the perfect chance, and falls on top of her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Letters reviews
Hinata and Neji write letters to each other.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete