Greetings all you little pussies!
I'm back! (evil laughs)
And yes, I'm here to tell all of you what suckish little fics you write! Don't like my reviews on your H.G. Wells stories? Then don't post them for me to read! If you can't accept judgement and critic then you don't belong here...this site was made for this. No, I'm not one of those flamers who degrades you personally, I only degrade your work...but if you push me, I may re-consider.
So if your fic is so bad it makes my eyes bleed, you better prepare yourself.
UPDATE: Well I've been absent for a long long time haven't I? I'm back now.
Here are the fandoms I dwell in, so you'll all prepare yourselves for a possible flame you suckish little no-talent wannabes:
War Of The Worlds and anything else Wells-related
Chronicles Of Narnia
Now For The Questions and My Answers:
(Q) Hey FlameThrower, do you write fanfictions for any of these fandoms you like?
(A) Yes nitwits, I do as a matter-of-fact. The reason I haven't posted them is because I want to get them completely complete first, even the long stories, and I haven't been able to finish them due to my busy life.
(Q) Where else can I find you other than fanfiction?
(A) In your worst nightmares...what other questions do you have?
(Q) Why did you flame me?
(A) I don't know, genious. Why don't you go back and read the flame to find your answers. I always point out WHY the story sucks.
(Q) Why are you so harsh with your reviews?
(A) Because I can be and you deserve my honest feeling of you as a writer and your crap-fic.
(Q) How would you feel if some jerk came and degraded your hard work?
(A) For one thing, your ideal of hard work is about as complicated as wiggling your toe, if you have the brain cells for normal nerve function. Also, my stories don't suck like yours and it wouldn't be reasonable for anyone to flame me. Unlike you, who need to find a meaningful hobby other than writing crap.
(Q) Why can't I send you a threatening private message to tell you off for trashing my story?
(A) Because I've got so much stinking junk mail until it would take me weeks to clean it out, while only recieving more in the process. Your pointless message would only be lost.