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Joined 04-26-08, id: 1560890, Profile Updated: 06-21-12
Author has written 16 stories for Merlin, Matrix, Avatar, Harry Potter, Alice in Wonderland, Camp Rock, and Glee.

Fact File On A Rare Species - Penelope Fiction

Real Name: Sam

Preferred Nickname: Penelope or Penny

Age: Fifteen

Bday: 14 November

Location: Australia

Hair Colour: Brown, so dark it looks black

Eye Colour: Dark, very dark. Like tunnels, I've been told.

Now For The Really Interesting Stuff...

Favourite Colour: Blue

Favourite Books: Harry Potter, Deltora Quest, Maximum Ride,Stravaganza, Angels and Demons, The Da Vinci Code, Deception Point, Digital Fortress, The Hunger Games, Flowers In The Attic, Delia's Crossing, The Princess Diaries, Along For The Ride, Vampire Academy, Vampire Beach, The Devil Wears Prada, Everyone Worth Knowing, Chasing Harry Winston, Evernight, The Princess Bride, Jessica's Guide To Dating On The Dark Side, The Luxe Series, Freedom Writers, Wildwood Dancing, Fallen, The Little Princess, Mao's Last Dancer, The Notebook, The Choice, The Lucky One, Pretty Little Liars, Awareness, The Accidental Billionaires, 1984, Animal Farm and there are probably more that I've forgotten by now.

Favourite Authors: JK Rowling, James Patterson, Dan Brown, Suzanne Collins, Virginia Andrews, Meg Cabot, Sarah Dessen, Richelle Mead, Lauren Weisberger, Claudia Grey, William Goldman, Erin Gruwell, Frances Hogson Burnett, George Orwell and Nicholas Sparks.

Favourite Movies: Ferris Beuler's Day Off, Wayne's World, The Matrix Trilogy, Alice In Wonderland (Movie version), Oscar, Avatar, The Holiday, The Princess Bride, Robin Hood: Men In Tights, Troy, Constantine, Speed, Pirates of the Caribbean Trilogy, The Lion King, Hercules, El Dorado, Prince of Egypt, Tarzan, The Hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy, Kingdom of Heaven, Elizabethtown, Toy Story 3, Legally Blonde I, Hard Ball, The Duchess, The Swan Princess, Mean Girls, Miss Congeniality, School Of Rock, The Last Airbender, The Social Network and many many more.

Favourite Plays: Fiddler On The Roof, Notre Dame De Paris, Wicked, Mamma Mia and Fame.

Favourite TV Shows: I watch way too much TV. Just warning you. House MD, Merlin, Glee, The Big Bang Theory, Two and a Half Men, How I Met Your Mother, Gilmore Girls, Gossip Girl, Vampire Diaries, Monk, Friends, Charmed, The Simpsons, Seinfeld, Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Nanny.

Favourite Actors: Keanu Reeves, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley, Adam Sandler, Ralph Fiennes, Mike Myers, Jack Black, Johnny Depp, Sandra Bullock, Matthew Broderick and Colin Firth

Hobbies: Jiu Jitsu, Video Games, Reading, Writing, Role-play, Watching movies, Hanging out with friends, music

Favourite Music: It's always changing. At the moment I'm into Glee music, Adele and Alex Goot.

Favourite Video Games: Dead Or Alive (EPIC), Civilization Five, Halo, Turrock, Assasin's Creed, Anything Mario, Tekken, Virtua Fighter, Call Of Duty: Black Ops, Portal II, SingStar, Buzz, The Movies and The Sims.

Favourite Board Games: Dungeons and Dragons, Magic The Gathering, Articulate, Fluxx, Game of Life, Apples to Apples and Monopoly.

Fanfiction Stuff

Favourite Fandoms: Harry Potter, Merlin, The Big Bang Theory, Glee, The Matrix, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Monk, House MD and Gossip Girl

Favourite Characters To Write: The Dumbledores, Grindelwald, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter), Morgana, Merlin, Arthur (Merlin), Neo, Trinity (The Matrix), Adrian Monk (Monk), Robert Chase, Alison Cameron, Eric Foreman (House MD) Dan Humphrey (Gossip Girl) Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, Rachel Berry, Santana Lopez (Glee)

Favourite Pairings: Albus/Gellert, Hermione/Draco, Lucius/Narcissa, Bellatrix/Rodolphus, Remus/Sirius (Harry Potter), Morgana/Merlin, Freya/Merlin, Gwen/Arthur, Uther/Nimue (Merlin), Neo/Trinity, Morpheus/Niobe (The Matrix), Dimitri/Rose, Adrian/Rose, Christian/Lissa (Vampire Academy) Zuko/Katara (Avatar), Adrian/Trudy (Monk), House/Cuddy, Chase/Cameron House/Amber (House), Chuck/Blair, Dan/Serena, Rufus/Lilly, Dan/Blair (Gossip Girl) Sheldon/Penny, Sheldon/Amy (Big Bang Theory) Jesse/Rachel, Kurt/Blaine, Artie/Santana, Rory/Brittany(Glee) Stefan/Elena, Damon/Caroline, Logan/Jenna (Vampire Diaries)

Songs Of The Moment

1. Lose Yourself - Eminem

2. G N O - Miley Cyrus

3. OMG - Usher ft. Will I Am

4. Rock Me Amadeus - Falco

5. Plans - Birds of Tokyo

My Status

Reading: Shadow Kiss - Richelle Mead

Listening To: Sandra

Watching: Glee!

Playing: The Sims 3

Doing: Chilling on tumblr, roleplaying, talking on the phone

Feeling: Excited and happy

Working On: Much to do with Glee role-plays

Waiting For: Seeing my uni friends, seeing other friends, School Certificate results, New Years Eve.

In Need Of: Uni friends, a martial arts grading, Melbourne, a boyfriend, my own personal Sheldon Cooper to set me straight, my own personal Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, Chris Colfer, Darren Criss, Lea Michele, Jonathan Groff, Jesse Eisenberg, Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone to be my best friends.

Currently Obsessed With: Glee, Harry Potter and tumblr.

Who I Am

I'm not popular, but I'm still pretty cool.

I'm a NERD and a GEEK and PROUD, BABY, PROUD!

I'm a bookworm and a music, movie and TV show addict. Seriously. I watched 2 seasons of Gilmore Girls in two days.

I have an awesome Birman cat named Mickey.

I'm addicted to Role-Play :)

I love Jiu Jitsu. The guys at the gym are awesome.

I'm not ENGLISH. I'm AUSSIE. :p

I'm willing to admit that I subscribe to Reader's Digest.

Mine are bolded:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll..
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be a loner
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm white so I MUST carry white out for emo cuts
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (If poetry counts)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I CURSE a lot, so I MUST be a rebel.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be lesbian.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST have no female friends.
I don't have many FRIENDS, so I MUST be unpopular
I am AGRESSIVE, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love pink
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak
I wear BRACES, so I MUST be a nerd
I like WEBKINZ, so I MUST be childish
I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST have bad taste in music
I like DISNEY singers and shows, so I MUST be childish

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS!

The sorting hat says that I belong in Ravenclaw!

Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those whose intelligence is surest."

Ravenclaw students tend to be clever, witty, intelligent, and knowledgeable.
Notable residents include Cho Chang and Padma Patil (objects of Harry and Ron's affections), and Luna Lovegood (daughter of The Quibbler magazine's editor).

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In Remembrance

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauderer...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!

She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

Rest in Peace:

James and Lily Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black (The True Mauraders) Nymphadora Tonks, Professor Dumbledore, Professor Snape, Fred Weasley, Colin Creavy, Dobby, Hedwig, Regulus Black, Charity Burbage, Mad-Eye Moody, Cedric Diggory, Grindewald, Sturgis Podmore, Gregorvitch, Benjy Fenwick, Edward Bones, Gideon and Fabian Prewitt, Dorcas Meadows, Marlene McKinnon, Caradoc Dearborn, and all the brave other souls that were lost to the War against Voldemort.

Harry Potter:

List twelve of your favourite characters, in no particular order.

1: Albus Dumbledore

2: Remus Lupin

3: Sirius Black

4: Voldemort

5: Gellert Grindelwald

6: Draco Malfoy

7: Luna Lovegood

8: Lucius Malfoy

9: Bellatrix Lestrange

10: Neville Longbottom

11: Severus Snape

12: Viktor Krum

1-Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No, but I'm sure there are some!

2-Do you think Four is hot? How Hot?

Definitely hot in his earlier days! Later days, not so much. I mean, who finds a person with no nose attractive? Plus there's that whole rule-the-world complex.

3-What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Not possible - but if it were, it'd be one creepy baby.

4-Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yeah. Heaps. It's hard to find a really bad quality fic about her. All the ones I've read have been fantastic.

5-Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Ugh...I have no problems with slash and generally not paedophilia, but that's just wrong.

6-Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Five/Nine, because then at least they have something in common and the age difference is slightly closer.

7-What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Luna walked in on Remus and Viktor? I pity her poor soul. She's probably wishing she was blind.

8-Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Damn, okay...Sirius always enjoyed joking around with Harry's friends, but what happens when a shy, vulnerable boy in the form of Neville Longbottom shows up on his doorstep?

9-Is there any such thing as One/Eight Fluff?

I don't know. But I'd love to read it!

10-Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

A Different Outlook

11-Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?

How could they not? He's everywhere!

12-Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Most of them do, I think.

13-Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

I highly doubt it…but I kind of want to read it!

14-If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Ummm...Bad by Michael Jackson. :P

15-If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: Homosexual sex in later chapters. Damn it! Now I want to read it!

16-When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Four to sixth months ago?

17-“1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 4. 1, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with three.”

Albus Dumbledore and Luna Lovegood are in a happy relationship until Bellatrix Lestrange runs off with Voldemort. Albus Dumbledore, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Severus Snape and a brief unhappy affair with Viktor Krum, then follows the wise advice of Gellert Grindelwald and finds true love with Sirius Black.” Why do I want to read this?! It sounds terrible!

What title would you give this fic?

Rebirth

18-How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Ummm...no. Just no.

Merlin:

1: Merlin

2: Arthur

3: Morgana

4: Uther

5: Mordred

6: Freya

7: The Great Dragon

8: Morgause

9: Lancelot

10: Gaius

11: Nimue

12: Gwen

1-Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Nope. I doubt those even exist.

2-Do you think Four is hot? How Hot?

I don’t think that Uther’s hot at all. He’s kind of creepy. And although I appreciate his character within the series, he’s kind of a douchebag.

3-What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Ugh! Don’t make me think of that!

4-Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Quite a lot of good ones! I love Lancelot! :D

5-Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Hmmm...never considered Arthur/Freya before. Maybe...

6-Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Five/Nine, because then at least the age difference is slightly closer.

7-What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

The Great Dragon walked in on Arthur and Gwen? Interesting prospect. He’d probably turn it into something philosophical and gossip to Merlin about it later.

8-Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

He’d been healing her since she was a child, but the only thing he couldn’t cure her of was lovesickness.

9-Is there any such thing as One/Eight Fluff?

I don't know. But I'd love to read it!

10-Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Choices

11-Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?

How could they not? She’s

12-Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Ellie does!

13-Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Ummm, no. That’d be weird.

14-If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Beautiful Monster – Ne-Yo :P

15-If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Merlin/Freya/Gwen? Damn, now I want to read that! Okay...umm...WARNING: Sexual content in later chapters.

16-When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Never. I haven’t found one good enough.

17-“1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 4. 1, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with three.”

Merlin and The Great Dragon are in a happy relationship until Lancelot runs off with Uther. Merlin, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Nimue and a brief unhappy affair with Gwen, then follows the wise advice of Mordred and finds true love with Morgana.

Doesn’t sound too bad! Apart from the Lancelot/Uther thing!

What title would you give this fic?

Time

18-How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Ugh. Don’t make me think of that!

Glee:

1. Kurt Hummel

2. Blaine Anderson

3. Mike Chang

4. Sam Evans

5. Tina Cohen Chang

6. Rachel Berry

7. Jesse St James

8. Finn Hudson

9. Sebastian Smythe

10. Santana Lopez

11. Rory Flanagan

12. Artie Abrams

1-Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Rachel/Rory? Can’t imagine that. Except friendship.

2-Do you think Four is hot? How Hot?

Are you kidding me? Sam is definitely hot! He's white chocolate after all. :)

3-What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Artie got Finn pregnant? Aside from the obvious, that would be one awesome baby. If that were possible.

4-Can you recall any fics about Nine?

No really good ones. People mostly just use him as a villain. :/

5-Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Blaine/Rachel? I think they make adorable best friends. But definitely not a romantic couple, no.

6-Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Tina/Sebastian or Tina/Santana. This is hard, since I'm not too fond of either, but I'll have to go with Tina/Santana, since they're friends at least. Also, at least one person would be happy, whereas Sebastian is gay. Santana would make Tina more confident and proud and Tina would make Santana more humble.

7-What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Jesse walked in on Blaine and Artie? Hmmm...

8-Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.


Mike/Santana? Sure thing.

"After Santana breaks up with Puck and Mike breaks up with Tina, Mike and Santana hang out one night to wallow in each other's pity."

9-Is there any such thing as One/Eight Fluff?

Kurt/Finn fluff? That'd be so cute!

10-Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.


Jesse/Artie hurt comfort? How about... The Dancer

11-Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?

Everyone's read a little Mike somewhere.

12-Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Not a lot of people write Rory yet, but plenty draw him lately.

13-Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Blaine/Sam/Tina. That'd be interesting. Though It'd have to be Blam endgame. :)

14-If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Finn? Ah, probably Don't Stop Believing

15-If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Kurt/Rachel/Artie? WARNING: EXTREME OOC AND SMUT.

16-When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Tina? About a week ago,

17-“1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 4. 1, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with three.”

Kurt and Jesse are in a happy relationship until Sebastian runs off with Sam. Kurt, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Rory and a brief unhappy affair with Artie, then follows the wise advice of Finn and finds true love with Mike.

What title would you give this fic?

Constance

18-How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Jesse/Finn? NO. I need St Berry.

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A Dictata Philologus by lilseli69 reviews
Sheldon is confused. This time, Penny is the teacher. Set after the season 3 breakup. Disclaimer: I own nothing. I am humbled to borrow these characters and have some fun. Please read and review! Rated M for sexual content and language.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,505 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme by Crystallic Rain reviews
Prince Kurt has found himself falling for Blaine, a mere stablehand. Even without their distinct differences in class, love would be difficult enough-yet it is proving itself nearly impossible. AU Klaine; rating for violence and sexual scenes
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,794 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 3/22/2011 - [Kurt H., Blaine A.] Mercedes J., Brittany P.
Somewhere In Between by Avrenim13 reviews
Sequel to Loving You in Secret. Takes place years later with flashbacks of the past that explain how they ended up where they are now. I don't want to ruin it but there's lots of romance and drama XD
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,097 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
The Paradigm Alteration by FireTigerSoul reviews
After a slight head injury, Penny comes to realize how much the boys care for her well-being. She also realizes a certain someone might care more than they let on...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,419 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
We'll All Float On by klemonademouth reviews
"We can't help it, you two are entertaining. It's like watching reality TV, but far more intelligent and with more sexual repression." Wes was cradling a tub of popcorn. "Or a documentary on the mating rituals or lack thereof of gay teenagers." Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 139,253 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Imperfections by bloonoobooisme reviews
Making love was something special, not something to be tossed around. It was meant for people in love, not knee deep in a high school relationship.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sad Singers by K. M. Lane reviews
Future!Klaine. Kurt doesn't think the kind of sex he gives is entirely meaningless. When he's in bed, he's giving love's shadow a face. The dead weight of having nobody lifts itself from his shoulders. He doesn't need love-he has adoration.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
5 times by bigbangbones83 reviews
A story that chronicles 5 times that Penny and Sheldon sleep together. One-shot, angst.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The closest she is ever going to get by Mirumo reviews
"The bastard doesn't notice a thing, of course. Oblivious to what he does to her. " Angsty not so romantic one-way romance. Sex implied.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Loving You in Secret by Avrenim13 reviews
Dave and Kurt deal with their feelings for each other, their different personalities and the lack of courage that keeps them apart.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,274 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
The Captain Morgan Culmination by EvenAngelsFall22 reviews
It doesn't bother her that she's slept with thirty one men, it bothers her that Sheldon thinks she has.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,512 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
she lives in sin by with the monsters reviews
And this is your pattern or something. - -TessBrown.
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Tess T., Brown C. - Complete
Searching for Control by JacksonFrost reviews
Rodolphus craves the thrill of the fight, the empowering feeling of domination. He spends his whole life looking for it, but between serving the Dark Lord and being husband to a fierce warrior, he feels like he's always in desperate need of it."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Rodolphus L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
An Apple and a Book by Ghilanna Faen Tlabbar reviews
Chava and Perchik discuss life, love and tradition. Oneshot.
Fiddler on the Roof - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Complete
Catharsis by JacksonFrost reviews
Albus reflects after Ariana's death. "And he wonders how he missed all that when she was alive, because now she’s dead, and everything that made Ariana so wonderful is gone, stolen by death."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Albus D., Ariana D. - Complete
She Loves Him by Stutley Constable reviews
Takes place between DMC and AWE. Will is brooding and drinking alone in a tavern in Tortuga when an old friend asks him about Jack and Elizabeth. PAIRINGS CHALLENGE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Will T., Anamaria
Gently they go by starfish001 reviews
She has already decided it’s a ‘he’ and can’t help but name him..." WARNING: Character death. Pretty dark. One shot plot bunny that wouldn't get out of my head.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Innocence by Lasgalendil reviews
A father’s love. A family’s loss. A young man’s guilt and a friend’s betrayal. Unexpected forgiveness and an untimely death… The greatest love stories are never romance. Will and Jack. Events set during Curse of the Black Pearl and before.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,757 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T.
1096 Days by A Child of Earth reviews
One thousand and ninety six days Trinity has been inprisioned by Smith. She has not lost hope yet, but hope can only last so long. Meanwhile, Neo searches frantically for her, and soon Smith will finally have his revenge on the One.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,700 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Trinity, Smith, A.
I remember by Mrs. Flutterby reviews
A oneshot. Some memories of the life shared between Adrian and Trudy Monk. Please R&R.
Monk - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
There Is No Marriage in Heaven by Half-Blood Princess reviews
Snippets from two lives of quiet and growing desperation
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Full Circle by The-Sapphire-Phoenix reviews
a sequel to the Pirates of the Caribbean series, it chronicles the adventures of Catherine Turner, Will and Elizabeth's daugther, as she and her family and friends engage in a race against time through the Caribbean to beat Barbossa's nephew to the Isla d
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,118 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Complete
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Run, Baby, Run reviews
Don't ever look back. They'll tear us apart if you give them the chance. Klaine romance fic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Giving Up reviews
Harry decides to crash Ginny Weasley's wedding and prove to her exactly what she means to him. But deciding to ruin her wedding comes with a price. Warnings: AU, One-sided Harry/Ginny, Ginny/Dean pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Painted Blind reviews
It was true, he was hardly attractive in any way and truly, incredibly different from anyone that Tess had ever set her eyes on before. A Tess/Brown drabble.
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Tess T., Brown C. - Complete
New Problems, Same Fights, Old Story reviews
Severus was not dead. He was merely suspended in a death like state for twenty years, waking up to a world where he and Harry Potter are the same age, and Severus is falling in love with his old adversary's wife.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Severus S., Ginny W.
Cookies reviews
Whilst on a play date, James decides that he is in love with his best friend's mum, and will do anything to get her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Alicia S., James S. P. - Complete
Nightmares reviews
Morgana's nightmares take a thrilling turn, leaving a mystery for her and Merlin to solve before it's too late.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Morgana, Uther
Danger reviews
Rose is a member of the notorious Eevanson family and she's known no way of life other than the one her family leads. But when she chooses to break away from her family's ideals and seek Dumbledore's help, she puts herself and those she loves in danger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - OC, Harry P.
It Was Only Yesterday reviews
Arthur walks Ginny down the aisle, feeling confused and doubtful. Can't he trust his own daughter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Arthur W., Ginny W. - Complete
Parenting reviews
Alice dies, entrusting her twin children to the Hatter. How will they be brought up? How much are they like Alice? And which way will they turn, to the seductive dark side, or the noble path?
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Mad Hatter/Hatta
You're My Disease reviews
Hermione and Ron split up - god forbid of course! - and Hermione contemplates him in all his imperfection.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Beast reviews
Hermione loves Malfoy. Malfoy loves Hermione. Ron loves Hermione. Does anything more need be said?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Desire reviews
Aliya had been promised to Tsu'Tey from the day she was born. What happens when she meets Korac, who understands her better than anyone? Will she follow her head or her heart?
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Tsu'tey
Hell and Heartbreak reviews
Aida, Cassandra, Elinor and Layla are now in Camelot. What fates await them there? My first proper Merlin fan fic. Be kind.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,434 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Merlin, Arthur
The End reviews
This is a story about what was going through Neo's mind as Trinity died. Please note, although she is not classicaly beautiful, Neo loved her and obviously thought she was the most beautiful woman in the world. Please enjoy.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Trinity, Neo - Complete
The Dream reviews
Arthur has a dream about Morgana. This is a poem about what he saw and his sudden admittance to himself about how he really feels about her. Not exactly a fan fiction. More a poem.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Arthur, Morgana - Complete
Bath Time reviews
Morgana takes time out to think about Arthur only to find herself daydreaming.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Arthur, Morgana