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Joined 04-26-08, id: 1561114, Profile Updated: 08-21-15
Author has written 10 stories for Alex Rider.

Hello friend! My name is Maddy. I wrote a lot of fanfiction in high school and pretty much just write it for the attention at this point. Take note: MY SOLE REASON FOR REMAINING ON THIS SITE IS FOR THE PEOPLE WHO REVIEW. Readers that leave reviews give me a reason to write in ways that numbers never could. So if you like what you read, PLEASE: tell me why! I'm a writing student and your words are like gold to me.

More on me: I reside in beautiful B.C. If you've never been to Canada before, it's basically a lot of mountains and rain and weather that forces everyone to bond with their laptops whether they want to or not.

Things I like are writing (you don't say?), making lists, travelling, hot drinks on cold days, music, snowboarding, scarves, digital media, collage, yoga and the B.C. festival scene.

THINGS THAT GET IN THE WAY OF UPDATING:

1) Full-time education and part-time job. Shockingly enough, these take priority over fanfiction.

2) I have a best friend and a boyfriend that purr when I give them attention and hiss atme when I don't.

3) While I may have started out on this website as a weird freshman loner, I have since developed the ability to socially interact. So if I'd rather sit on my friend's couch watching netflix and eating chocolate dipped granola bars than write fanfiction alone in my room, well... don't tell me you don't love netflix and chocolate dipped granola bars.

BUT (even though I should really be prioritizing some original story lines by now...) fanfiction is fun and remains my best source of feedback for my writing! Nothing quite motivates a writer like readers!

If you're here and I'm taking too long to update, go ahead and shoot me an angry message - it gives me more motivation to reopen that word document and get writing.

And in case you're wondering what I have in store fanfiction-wise, I have basically stopped writing for any fandom other than Alex Rider. Other than putting out chapters for the stories I'm currently working on and a few one-shots once in a while don't expect a lot from me.

http:// celestial-railroad . tumblr . com - I don't write fiction on here, but if you're interested in me, it's pretty much my personality in the form of a webpage. And with pictures, too!


MY PHILOSOPHY ON REVIEWING

I firmly believe the reason this website has as many stories posted on it as it does is because of the people who review, and encourage the authors to continue their efforts. This is really them "paying" the author for free publications with feedback. My view on reviewing is similar to my view on paying for tickets on subways that run on the honesty system. Sure, you're not necessarily going to be checked or slapped with a fine if you don't pay, but if nobody ever paid, then the company running the subway would no longer have any reason to maintain it or share it with the public. It would close down.

Anyway, because of the baffling view-to-review ratio I always notice when checking out traffic (on one chapter once it was something like 1 in 50 readers reviewed! Holy..) I can't help but adore the people who post something like "update soon" in addition to people willing to up the word count a little more. I guess another good metaphor would be a charity bakery that's by donation. Everybody gets the same cupcake but not everyone leaves the same amount in donation. So you can think of it as the difference between a $0.15 donation (short simple reviews) versus a $5.00 donation (long, detailed reviews) or you can think of it as the difference between $0.15 and nothing, because even $0.15 reviews add up with the kind of traffic this website generates! (And I am not ashamed to admit that I compare the amount of reviews I get for a new chapter with the previous chapters' numbers...)

Also, even short reviews help you hit huge milestone moments like 50 reviews, then a 100, then 200, and so on, and that's a really wonderful feeling! But if you're feeling generous...

THINGS I LOVE LOVE LOVE READING IN A REVIEW FOR ONE OF MY STORIES (or, how to review a story if you don't know where to start)

  1. I absolutely love it when a reader quotes me in a review; specific lines they liked or little jokes they laughed at. This just makes me feel so fuzzy inside because then I'm like, "dude, thank you. i was totally snickering when i wrote that, too." I feel this kind of appreciation deeply.
  2. On the flipside, I've always preferred more general criticisms over specific lines the reader didn't like (then it feels more like they're picking on smaller mistakes, like they do with your work in school...) That's not to say criticism isn't great to receive just so long as there's a point to it and it's connected to the bigger picture of improving the author's writing and the story overall.
  3. I like it when people point out my typos, because even though I end up proofreading every scene like ten times each over of the course of writing and publishing the chapter, somehow my eyes still miss some seemingly glaring errors. So when enough mistakes have been caught I'll go back and edit them out all at once. Very cool little system that saves me the trouble of the whole beta business!
  4. When people try and predict what happens next or tell me what they're hoping to see happen: I love this. It gives me ideas and insight into the way readers are engaging with the writing and plot. And it generates inspiration for me to write the next part of the story. Also, on many occasions I actually take what people tell me they want to see more of and work those requests into the plot! So yeah. I TAKE REQUESTS :)

But honestly? I don't really care what the person puts in the review -- I'm just stoked to get any kind of feedback!

Sure, it's very nice of fanfiction writers to give out free writing and devote so much time to a profitless profession, but let's face it: we do it because we like it, and we publish it for the attention we receive. So we owe just as much to the reviewers as they owe to us!


STORIES

Life's a Beach (T) - Written purely to satisfy my own Alex Rider infatuation -- though the reviews have been great. This story began mostly as just my weird sense of humor needing a medium. It explores a teenage Alex and K-unit's more boyish side. Recent chapters have introduced the serious elements of violence, trauma, suspense and mental illness! Tune in for friendship, tumultuous romance, MI6, psychological breakdowns and Scorpia. And beware of the strange humor/angst dynamic that will probably confuse you. Big chapters here. AlexSabina (in the long run), FoxJack, and EagleOC. T for violence, torture, disturbing themes, sexual references and language.

All in the Faculty (K) - In Progress - light-hearted little Alex/Tom friendship piece I decided to post up here because I figured people would enjoy. This is comedic banter and friendship with some romance thrown in (not slash) that is probably going to be a lot longer than i planned... as usual /sigh.

Cafune (K) - In Progress - I've always wanted to write an Alex/Sabina story as well as try my hand at writing some proper romance, so that's what this is about. Not my biggest priority though.

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Hell is Other People by amitai reviews
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 454,253 - Reviews: 4109 - Favs: 3,729 - Follows: 4,068 - Updated: 4/9/2021 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Alex R./Cub
Day to Day Life by Sekihara Tae reviews
One shot shortfics, featuring Cloud, Tifa, Denzel and Marlene. Some are in response to prompts from various communities, and others are just things that asked to be written. There will be fluff here. Now including Remake-related ficbits.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 27,531 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/30/2020 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Cloud S., Tifa L.
Cross by artbug reviews
Cross is not just a name, but a state of mind. He always hated children, but after picking up an utterly useless apprentice he has plenty of time to adjust... if he dosen't kill the brat first. Sequel to Mana.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,995 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 4/27/2018 - Published: 9/30/2007
The Best Dates are the Cheap Ones by Shivakashi reviews
One-Shot. Post!Timeskip. The whole point was to get the best date; that meant the richest and classiest guy, right? Sakura realizes what she has taken for granted and Ino learns a lesson in value. NaruSaku NaruIno!Friendship
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,136 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,992 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
The Best Friends by Crowlows19 reviews
K-Unit is about to learn that revenge, boredom, and paintball is a dangerous combination where these two best friends are concerned. Now a series of scenes about Tom and Alex's friendship in different situations.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,766 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H.
Ask No Questions by LupinOut reviews
After Jack decides she's had enough, Alex is forced to live under the same roof as Wolf - fantastic. But what he discovers is a K unit that's falling apart. Can he pull the team back together? Or is what they've been through too much for even Alex to fix? AU, post-Snakehead.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 105,606 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 1,289 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Wolf
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 12299 - Favs: 12,790 - Follows: 10,484 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
House Calls by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 262,803 - Reviews: 3596 - Favs: 6,784 - Follows: 2,905 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The World I Leave Behind by NES85 reviews
Harry went into the forbidden forest to let Voldemort kill him, but was taken prisoner, instead. He is believed to be dead, and Ginny, Ron, and Hermione struggle to find a way forward. Canon is followed up to Chapter 34 of Deathly Hallows. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 216,029 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4996 - Favs: 6,380 - Follows: 4,585 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Fiancée by Molly Raesly reviews
"I dropped my fork. Did he really just say that? Smehkaleen." The much awaited sequel to Molly Raesly's "Boyfriend."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 82,420 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 2,093 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Medicinal Lullaby by Shivakashi reviews
ON HIATUS. Fighting to keep hope in his friend, struggling to come to terms with Jiraiya's death, Uzumaki Naruto doesn't need any more on his plate. Sadly, that's what lands on his doorstep. Literally. Post Manga ch. 406 Naruto-centric MaturING!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 259,473 - Reviews: 3059 - Favs: 3,578 - Follows: 2,916 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Naruto U.
A Twist in the Life of James Potter by lknightly reviews
James Potter, the hot, athletic, and best looking guy at Hogwarts. You'd think his life is so perfect. Right? Think not. A sudden twist, a tragedy, changes the once perfect life of this Maurader. How will Lily and the Mauraders get him out of this? R & R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,413 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Unorthodox by Crowlows19 reviews
When Jack follows Alex to the SAS training camp at Brecon Beacons, K-Unit immediantly falls victim to her bizarre sense of humor. Will she manage to get them all binned? Pre-Stormbreaker Mission
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,305 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Jack S. - Complete
Door Number Two by Reaper Nanashi reviews
-HIATUS- Naruto had always wanted a loving family, but it hadn't occurred to him that having one came with its own set of problems. He was trying so hard to love them that he never realized he was hurting them . . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 184,899 - Reviews: 4260 - Favs: 1,745 - Follows: 1,577 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Kindergarten Isn't Ready for Dean Winchester by vanillafluffy reviews
It's Dean's first day of kindergarten, and his teacher doesn't like his attitude. Or his dad's. Wee!Dean. Warning for language.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Dean W., John W. - Complete
Troika Parallel by Shivakashi reviews
They finally retrieved Sasuke but Naruto's dreams of becoming Hokage would have to be put on hold. There were far greater things in store the young jinchuuriki: he may have no choice but to believe in destiny. Manga Sp. NaruSaku Inuyasha X Harry Potter
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 191,080 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Mana by artbug reviews
Mana Walker is 36 and leading an average life, living in a small apartment, lusting after his secretary and hating his job. His life will be changed forever when he finds a boy hiding in an alley.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,720 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Millennium by Shivakashi reviews
Sequel to Demon Hunter. Inuyasha Xover. Y2K was what they called it. The new millennium. Everyone thought something would happen...something terrible, something great...And then it passed, nothing. Feh, yeah, maybe to the humans. IYK maybe HOC
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,420 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 9/7/2005 - [Inuyasha, Kagome H.] Harry P. - Complete
You Don't Miss It Till It's Gone by numina reviews
[END] And so Fate smiled ruefully, and let the curtains fall. [KAIORA NAMIXAS LARXEL] R&R.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 168,601 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Demon Hunter by Shivakashi reviews
REVISED. PostOOTP Harry's summer takes an unexpected turn when the guardian of the 7th gate of Hell shows up and offers to train him as a demon hunter. BadAss!Harry. Older!Future!Mentor!Inuyasha. Rated for language i.e. Inu's mouth
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 65,383 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 9/3/2005 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Harry P., OC, Inuyasha - Complete
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All in the Faculty reviews
Workaholic Alex Rider is given one month's vacation time against his will. Seeing that he doesn't actually have a life outside, well, spying, he's not entirely sure what to do with himself. So he pays Professor Harris a visit as his new, ahem, "assistant teacher". Alex/Tom!Friendship.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 253,197 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Mrs. T. Jones, Sabina P., Tom H. - Complete
Mama Jones reviews
Three times Alex Rider landed in Mrs. Jones's office, and one he didn't.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,750 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/21/2016 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Mrs. T. Jones - Complete
Cafuné reviews
Sabina Pleasure the journalist and Alex Rider the overseas banker have been married for five years. Alex/Sabina
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,839 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/2/2016 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Sabina P.
Life's a Beach reviews
A fully-certified MI6 spy, 17-year-old Alex has a lot of fun to catch up on. As his temporary guardian, Wolf isn't going to make it easy for him. Evidently, neither is Fate. Old enemies rise up from the ashes, Alex and K-unit take turns parenting each other, Wolf struggles with his psychotic ex, and everybody learns something new. T for swearing, themes and violence.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 277,455 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 12/17/2015 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Outsider reviews
Following the events of Scorpia Rising, Alex moves to a new school in a new place and tries to be "normal"... with mixed results. Alex/Sabina (sort of). One-shot. Dark themes. Week 2 winner for 2015 SpyFest!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,279 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/12/2015 - Complete
Live and Let Live reviews
Grace Dearborn is vying to earn herself a permanent fixture at the prestigious Brookland School - but first, she'll have to get to know the more… colorful students. Enter Alex Rider, school enigma. Oneshot, T for language.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
It Goes On reviews
Alex moves in with Wolf. It's a different sort of "family". Oneshot, no pairings.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
The Grapevine reviews
Alex's classmates speculate on just where he got all those odd scars from.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Skin Deep reviews
When Wolf takes a walk at three A.M. on a Tuesday night, the last person he expects to stumble upon is Alex - especially when the kid's drunk out of his mind. No pairings.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 101 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Between a Rock and a Hard Place reviews
The world's Intelligence agencies have all heard of him – but who is he really? The ambassadors have come to the agreement that Alex Rider will be subjected to an interview in order to get a better grasp on the teenage enigma's motives. Two-shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,349 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete