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Joined 04-26-08, id: 1561300, Profile Updated: 02-10-09
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Death Note.

Uhh i iz to lazy to write somthing about myslef that makes sense so read this:

I wish my name is Alice...but My real name starts With an M and im not gunna stay that on here cuz of stalkers and what not, so i suppose you could just call me em (it also looks coolie)

I like to take pictures of things ( that my dear children, is called photography). I enjoy reading, and spending countless hours on the computor. I like to draw things toooo. Oh yaaa i also

occasionally like to do this thing called WRITING?! lawl, chyes its a big part of my lifee. Uhm so what else? I have two eyes, a noes, a mouth, and quite a bit of hair. I also have a pair of hands.

I am in love with edward cullen (as is just about the entire teenage girl population, but im not like them, i am speshuulll!!) . Ima vegetarian (animals are friends, not food!). I am secretly a

vampire...oh wait, i guess not so secretly any more ): I have an obsession with scarves. I speak how i write (wich is in very long, descriptive words).

I like to eat, eat, eat apples and bananaassss.

One time, I went to the kitchen, and I stood there.

...Oh kaaay me thinks thats enough random for one day!!

BYEEEEE PEOPLEEEE WHO ARE KIND ENOUGH TO READ MY PROFILE/ MY STORIES!!

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The Bent Boy by ValorOrgulloso reviews
Sneaking out and getting caught, Ginny must pay the price of community service to the school. There, Ginny meets the benevolent loner, Harry Potter, and her life changes. But he’s hiding a terrible secret that could unwind them both. sick!Harry HarryGinny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,942 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P.
The Cerebral Coordination of Ginny Weasley by ValorOrgulloso reviews
When you get caught dancing in your underwear... HarryGinny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,620 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
This Can't Be True LxLight by Pazel reviews
L and Light are alone when L starts to realize being chained together wasn't such a good idea.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Fireplace Romance by brokenrhyme reviews
Harry and Hermione have always looked out for one another, but will a night beside the toasty common room fire change everything? Brief appearance from Ron, and a very very long and tart lemon follows. H/Hr one-shot, 5th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Journal by Accio Harry Potter reviews
Ron gets a journal for his birthday and he hasn’t stopped writing in it since. When Harry’s curiosity gets the better of him and he takes a peek, he is shocked, yet extremely elated at what he finds. HPxRW, slash, lemon, language, and lots of yummy smut!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Great Debate by Anglerfish reviews
Light and L overhear an interesting discussion between the rest of the task force. LxLight, oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 57 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Ahoy! by Smerby reviews
Harry Potter meets some pirates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Debauched, Dissipated, and Dissolute by Smerby reviews
A lighthearted parody of the concept of Hermione's first time. Throughout the world of fanfiction, Hermione has lost it to just about everyone... except, maybe, a few in this story!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Do It Now, Harry by SwordFlight reviews
Heavy slash. Oneshot. Draco and Harry made a bet about Quidditch. Harry loses and has to be Draco's sex toy...Rated M for smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,421 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
That Flighty Temptress, Adventure by Smerby reviews
A portion of Chapter 4 of Half-Blood Prince that we didn't see! Some consider this my most disgusting story. DO YOU DARE?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Hair and Sonnets by GothGirl101 reviews
Harry has had it with Draco's antics. HarryDraco slash. Disclaimer: Harry Potter belongs to JK Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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Strawberries and Creme reviews
L and Light find themselves kissing and licking over strawberries and whipped cream in this adorable death note fan fic. NOTE: this is a new genre of yoai called FLUFFY LEMON! to find out more, read this fan fiction!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/19/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Harry Potter and friends Meets Edward Cullen! reviews
The HP trio....and friends are on the train to Hogwarts when they they cross paths with an ahmazingly hot dude who is none other than EDWARD CULLEN! *FANGIRL SQUEEEEE!* some disturbingly awesome shtuff happens and u dont wanna miss it so... REEEAADD!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
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