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When I saw you, I was afraid of meeting you.
Now that I love you, I'm afraid of losing you.
"You know you're in love when you can't sleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." Dr. Suess
The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love.
"I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.
"Take away love, and our earth is a tomb." Robert Browning
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through middle school/high school/college.
FRIENDS: Pick you up when you've fallen down
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying, and then tell you it's going to be okay
FRIENDS: Good friends will comfort you when a guy breaks up with you
Did you know, sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity?
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.
I'm here because heaven wouldn't take me and hell was afraid I'd take over.
I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do, kill me?
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read in school about the wars that solved America's problems?
Isn't Disney Land a people trap operated by a mouse?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if you aim right.
A best friend is the type of person who can see you with the biggest smile on your face.. and still know something's wrong.
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
If a kiss were a raindrop, I'd send you showers.
If hugs were a second, I'd send you hours.
If smiles were water, I'd send you the sea.
If love was a person, I'd send you me.
Things to ponder:
Why can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance?
"Friends forever," you promised.
When I was sad, you were by my side.
You were the greatest friend,
But somewhere along the line,
Things were changing,
Suddenly we were miles apart,
You had made many new friends
As we grow older, things much change
The freshmen girl, oh so shy, sits and watches the sophomore guy,
the sophomore guy, head all in a whirl, sits and watches the Junior girl,
the Junior girl, in her red sedan, sits and admires the Senior man,
the senior man, all hott and wild, secretly loves the freshmen child.
Anyone can make you smile and anyone can make you cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile with tears in your eyes
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
I was standing in the park, wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer. Then it hit me.
The reason god put spaces in between your fingers was so another person's hands could fill it up.
Roses are red
The roses are wilting
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is loser cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
go back to the top and read the 3rd word of each line.
Should I smile because we are friends or should I cry because I know that's all we will ever be?
What's better... a lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear?
You say you can't bear to see me get hurt,
But when you hurt me, do you close your eyes?
When I saw you walking by,
My stomach all but churned,
My knees were shaky and I began to
stutter as my cheeks burned,
My head was getting dizzy and
My hands were sweaty too,
Just look at what you've done to me,
Just by loving you!
Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars.
If you love someone, never put their name in a heart, because hearts break... Put it in a circle instead, because Circles go on forever..
Missing you isn't what hurts... It's knowing that I once had you, that breaks my heart.
Once upon a time it happened to me, the sweetest thing that could ever be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true. It was the day that I met you.
They say you fall in love only once, but everytime I look at you, I fall in love all over again.
Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect; It means you've learned to look beyond the imperfections.
I'm not smart, I'm just surrounded by idiots.
Words of Wisdom For a Teacher:
The only thing worse than teaching stupid children,
Is when the children you teach are smarter than you.
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