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Joined 04-26-08, id: 1561642, Profile Updated: 04-03-10
Author has written 7 stories for Half-Life, Silent Hill, and Yu-Gi-Oh.

SOME STORIES HAVE BEEN X-POSTED TO MY DEVIANTART, ~Karoakee. Just so you all know.

some things I like

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
YuGiOh
Anything ever made by Valve ever
Durarara
Baccano
Noein: Mou Hitori Kimi e
That stuff by that guy
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Akira
Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni
pogeys

Writing

General: Half Life 2, Silent Hill, and Portal.
Genres... If it's anything thuper seriuth I haven't written it. XD It is impossible for me to be serious, really.
One shots? Depends. If I have a fabulous idea that I just can't possibly pop into an existing story that's where it's gonna go.

Crap I've written/am working on

Half-Life/Portal
Assorted Poems: Not a story, more like a series of poems. You never know when there will be another one. The just kind of pop into my head. Spooky.
- Ode to a Lone Headcrab
- Oh Say Can You See That Strider?
- Cake Expectations

Diary of G-Man: A romantic story of loss and love. Or something like that. It's also under 500 words.

Silent Hill 2
Aisle 4A: About James, working in a store. How exciting.
Silent Hill 2: Unplugged: If you've read any of my other works, this should be self explanatory. If not, then, well, you have fun with that.

YGO
Whoops: Written for a meme, will probably be the only YGO story I ever write because I don't wanna ruin my favourite fandom. YOU CAN THANK ME LATER.

Other

My favorite poem: Ode On the Mammoth Cheese by James McIntyre

I PLAY LEFT4DEAD(2)/HL(2)DEATHMATCH. If you're interesting in playing together, drop me a line! :D

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Scar Tissue by Cliscia reviews
Ryou is not the kind, innocent boy that he often appears to be, and Mariku is forced to learn this the hard way. How long, through physical and mental torture, does it take the mind to break? Deathshipping. Slight guro
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,005 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 6/8/2008 - R. Bakura, Yami Marik
Twilight in a Nutshell by Mits reviews
Parody summary of the Twilight Series.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Complete
Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami by D'arkYagam'i reviews
Light's twin brother Dark moves in with them! What secrets does he have? Has cusses and Sayu/Misa. EDIT: His other sister Night Yagami will come as well! Find her secrets too!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 57,150 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Sayu Y., Misa A. - Complete
The First Love Night of L and Light by ComicsNix reviews
When Light was feeling alone, he seeks passion and love in his biggest enemy, now cuffed and chained to him.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Red Moon Akatsuki by Matrix Refugee reviews
When a medical breakthrough emerges in a Japanese lab, the Cullens travel to Kyoto to take part in the discovery; but this brings Bella and Edward into the paths of both a pair of shinigami and the most dangerous entity they will ever encounter...
Crossover - Yami no Matsuei & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,960 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009 - K. Muraki, Edward
HOW TO WRITE OUT A CHARACTER by team deadfish reviews
IT'S ABOUT SPECIAL FRIEND WARS AND DELICIOUS TEA. WARNINGS ARE DUMB CAPSLOCK HUMOR/GRAMMAR/NONCANON NAMES, OOC BUT TRUE, SPOILERS EP 80
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 13,171 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Complete
Kamina die by Walt Disney reviews
Kamine die and Simon sad.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Simon, Kamina
Taking The Helm by Diamond Bluebell reviews
Set during the movie voyage. Feelings of guilt and frustration are weighing heavily on Jim, and his frequent clashes with the Legacy’s crew are soon to put his life in great danger. But at least he knows he can trust Silver to look out for him. Or can he?
Treasure Planet - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,921 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 1/7/2007
The Microwave Casserole Incident by Valeria Lector reviews
The true story of what happened on that fateful day. You know the one...involving a certain microwave casserole. Rated K for violence involving exploding casseroles. Please read and review!
Half-Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
Mobile Suit Gundam Tournament by Tuxedo Mark reviews
A Gundam tournament is held, and the winning nation will control the Earth Federation Government for the next 4 years.
Gundam UC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 178,507 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 9/23/2007
Pet Cat by Out of Breath reviews
Viral is peeved. Simon is petting him. His head, anyways. What’s a cat/shark beastman to do? .. Hinted ViralXSimon or SimonXViral .. POSSIBLE SPOILERS OF EPISODES 20 AND 21
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Complete
Can We Remove the Penis? by Weirdad reviews
Simba's search for sex.
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Complete
Cloverfield: Still Alive by Blackheart ZERO reviews
Then ending song of Portal, through the eyes of the Cloverfield monster. If you haven't heard the Still Alive original version, this will not make sense.
Cloverfield - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Ode to a Weighted Companion Cube by KennySheep reviews
A little poem about a little cube. Created out of love and boredom and cake.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
On the Coldest Winter Night by Cataclysmic Eclipse reviews
Kratos laments in Flanoir about his lost love when something unexpected happens. Very fluffy Kratos x Anna Oneshot
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Kratos A., Anna A. - Complete
How it Started by obscurestyle reviews
[JamesPyramid Head.] Sheer, undiluted drabble crack, written as an email to a friend.
Silent Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
What You Fear by tediz-leader reviews
Yami MalikxMalik. Yami Malik's POV. Here we go, round and roundon the merrygoround broken down...[dedicated to DarkMornie and VanyaDeyja
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Marik I., Yami Marik - Complete
Unquenchable Hunger by BlindAcquiescence reviews
The story of how one rundown SWAT officer survives and copes with an outbreak of the undead on a global scale.
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2005
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Whoops reviews
Written for a meme on playthedamncard on livejournal. One shot, obviously. And a grand total of one swear.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Isis I./Ishizu I. - Complete
Silent Hill 2: Unplugged reviews
Rated T, as everything else, filled with all sorts of narcotic drugs, etcetera. Random as hell. Chapter Three.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,336 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008
The Diary of GMan reviews
ONE SHOT. Yes, it is a pile of rambling-goodness. Rated, er, T.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
Aisle 4A reviews
Silent Hill 2. Enter James, the store clerk, and his daily happenings. Rated T, one shot.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
Cake Expectations reviews
Yeah, I know it's a bad pun. Sue me. Rated T for references to fish shaped candies, because K didn't seem correct. For Portal.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
Ode to a Lone Headcrab reviews
A tragic poem of loss, suffering, explosions and the like. Can you tell I had nothing better to do on a Wednesday? One shot, rated T.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
Oh say can you see that Strider? reviews
Spawned from complete boredom and too much caffeine. This is how I think the rebellion against the Combine REALLY started. Rated T for violence and a horrible excuse for poetry. One shot.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete