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“I passionately hate the idea of being with it; I think an artist has always to be out of step with his time.”

"We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone.
Only through our love and friendship can we create
the illusion for the moment that we're not alone."

“If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story.”

-Orson Wells

~~~ -_-'... :D

Hi.

I don't know you.

And hey, you don't know me.

But we have something in common.

See that down the bottom there?

Yeah that.

We have that in common.

“You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?”

-Princess Bride

“Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!”

“Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock, Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok”

“Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed!”

“I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not, and I'm sick and tired of being told that I am”

“He's not pining, he's passed on. This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. If you hadn't have nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies. He's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot!”

-Monty Python

“The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was, the present worse than it is, and the future less resolved than it will be”

-Marcel Pagnol

“The love that lasts the longest is the love that is never returned.”

-William Somerset Maugham

“A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.”

-Oscar Wilde

“You can bend it and twist it... You can misuse and abuse it... But even God cannot change the Truth.”

-Michael Levy

“I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies.”

-Pietro Aretino

“Don’t ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive, and go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive.”

-Howard Thurman

COMPLETE RANDOMNESS - courtesy of 'bloodizmyheroine'

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic ... maybe we should have amateurs build everything.

If the sky is the limit, then what is space? Over the limit?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm going to eat the first thing that comes out of its butt"?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are crazy?

Assassinations are an extreme form of censorship.

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is that the next time the government mandates a draft we can all declare homosexuality instead of running off to Canada.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello, can't work today, still queer."

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

If Michelangelo had been straight, the Sistine Chapel would have been wallpapered.

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Coming Home by Sarge's Girls reviews
School teacher Bella sends a care package and letter to Army sergeant Edward, who is stationed in Afghanistan. They begin a relationship through letters, phone calls, and video chats. There's love, there's language, and there's adult situations, plus a strong, independent Bella and the Edward we all know and love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 178 - Words: 285,873 - Reviews: 17674 - Favs: 4,427 - Follows: 3,116 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Fairy Tail Ending by Ice of the Kitsune's Fire reviews
When Lucy and Natsu fall into a magical book of fairy tales, the only way to get out is to go through each tale and achieve its happy ending. Who said it would be easy? NatsuxLucy
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 73,618 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 1,651 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Natsu D., Lucy H.
The Case of the Creature Kidnappings by frostykitten reviews
"What your puny mind doesn't understand, Potter, is that she does the paperwork I hate, and I do the dirty work that grates on her Gryffindor sensibilities." Hermione and Draco have been partners working in the Department for Control and Regulation of Magical Creatures for years, but their comfortable partnership is shaken up when creatures go missing and the Aurors get involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 102,746 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Eternally Damned by twiXlite reviews
Edward is THE ultimate vampire. The original. What happens when a visit to the Volturi causes him to pay the Cullens' a visit? Will he find them a threat to the world he's spent an eternity shaping or will he leave them be and let them live in peace?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 173,728 - Reviews: 4538 - Favs: 5,164 - Follows: 2,712 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Justice Reaper by A. E. Giggle reviews
SEQUEL TO TSK & TWS: After his time at Hogwarts, Edward knows that Bella and he are destined to be parents. Unfortunately, their time on Isle Esme sets other, more ominous events in motion too.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 92,409 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 9/25/2011
Daddy by CalaveraCandiedSkull reviews
"Look, Daddy! I made a rice ball with your face on it!" "WHOAH! That's amazing!" - Drabble about Natsu, Lucy, and married life. For V-Day.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Possession by HawkofNavarre reviews
She didn't belong to him...yet.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,998 - Reviews: 1684 - Favs: 3,743 - Follows: 1,903 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/16/2011 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] - Complete
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Ugly by Elselbellkell reviews
He had meant it to be a compliment but the look Lucy gave was telling Natsu he had said the wrong thing. "It's not my breasts I want people to marry, you moron!" Lucy screeched. It's Valentine's Day. Lucy is pissed, Natsu is confused. Randomness ensues. Oneshot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Cold Outside by ArmedWithAPen reviews
"Wow, what a storm!" Jack Frost took the thermos of hot chocolate from the table and helpfully topped off the Tooth Fairy's mug, matching her stunned stare without once batting a sparkling blue eye. "Looks like you won't be going anywhere for a while, princess. Marshmallows?" Shameless Jack/Tooth; Frostbite; Fairyfrost; Rainbow Snowcone
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,248 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Jack Frost, Tooth - Complete
Il Demone Bellissima by krystal214 reviews
Bella is forcefully turned by the Volturi, but when she awakens more powerful than they could have anticipated things turn from bad to worse for her. Sent to live with the Cullens as a means to keep her safe from the one who seeks to exploit her unique condition, Bella finds her mate in Jasper, a family to love her, and a truth which could change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 93,498 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Bella, Jasper
The First Night by MaybeIfI reviews
MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THE MOVIE. A post-movie one-shot involving Tooth, Jack Frost, cold weather, memories, and Titanic.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Tooth, Jack Frost - Complete
MatchMade by piggycat350 reviews
As the guild members try their darnest to bring a certain two together. The guild's densest couple. Or are they?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,796 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Fairy Lore by Maddy02 reviews
A collection of prompt-based drabbles and one-shots. Mostly featuring Lucy but no-one is safe. Beware manga spoilers and enjoy the madness.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 93 - Words: 35,514 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 4/14/2010
Origins by missrebecca reviews
She is a mystery, a siren, who threatens everything he has been working for. He is an anomaly, the next step, and everything she has been hoping for. But when their world starts to crumble, can they survive the fallout? AU/Vamp Character death, violence
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,737 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Queen by sneetchstar reviews
Speculation fic, starting pretty much where season 4 left off. Slight spoilers for those who haven't seen all of season 4!
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,348 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
For Whom The Bell Tolls by CyraBear reviews
There's a dusty old bookstore in Seattle where the proprietor keeps odd hours and knows the location of every book in his stock. What surprises hide in its stacks?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 49 - Words: 130,447 - Reviews: 4328 - Favs: 2,607 - Follows: 2,498 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Controlled Chaos by Absolutely Unsure reviews
A pretty blond summoner and a fire breathing mage, both with a knack for trouble. Nothing out of the ordinary, right? - Glimpses into the lives of Natsu and Lucy...and whoever else gets caught up in their crazy antics - 100 themes with 10 chap story
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 99,511 - Reviews: 1930 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 1,264 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Natsu D., Lucy H.
My Shiny Freak by prettyflour reviews
Bella with some backbone. A cynical smart ass who attracts the attention of the local brooding vampire, Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. Rated M for strong snark and lemons galore. Nominated for three Tomato Soup Awards!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,332 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3632 - Favs: 4,407 - Follows: 4,532 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
Future Shock by HoneyFlower15 reviews
While Team Natsu is away Lucy stays behind to earn some rent money with the help of Mirajane. Alone the way she finds a child that keeps calling her mama and looks a lot like Natsu. What does this mean for her and her future love life? Nalu
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,561 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 159 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
The Wisdom Seeker by A. E. Giggle reviews
SEQUEL TO THE SECRET KEEPER: Following Bella's magical revelation and their contribution at the Battle of Hogwarts, the Cullens set out on an educational journey a million miles away from the Highschool purgatory they've grown accustomed to. OOC/AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 359,007 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Complete
This Curse to Bear by frostykitten reviews
"You're going to help me kiss all the girls in Hogwarts until I find the one that's going to save my life?" He asked. She wrinkled her nose in distaste, knowing she was going to regret this. "Yes." Draco's a Veela, Hermione helps him find his mate. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,492 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 2,830 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Unlock and Unleash by DemonClowSorceress reviews
Keys are useful things. They unlock things safe and hidden behind doors. But sometimes you don't have the key you need. When that happens, the best course of action is to kick that goddamn door open. NaLu friendship that isn't quite romance, but almost.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,670 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
the telephone game by xporcelain reviews
In which Lucy is engaged, Levy is drunk, Mirajane is devious, and all Natsu wants is Lucy's bed.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Empires of the Mind by Hibbleton78 reviews
When Bella learns her "ability" is more than a quirk, she must work with new friends to thwart the corrupt organization looking to exploit their powers for personal gain. All human. Complete at 17 chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 128,161 - Reviews: 1735 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Hundred by Ultra-Geek reviews
100 drabbles, 10000 words. Complete! A collection of unrelated drabbles and plot bunnies. Home of the original Cupboard!Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 17,296 - Reviews: 3593 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Ubiquitous by Ice of the Kitsune's Fire reviews
Because what they have is simple, easy... and everlasting. Natsu/Lucy
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
these everyday occurrences by Ice of the Kitsune's Fire reviews
Natsu's not the best at being in love.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
I'd Come For You by VoiceOfTime reviews
Fourth in a series. The Doctor has regenerated and Lily's on Earth. What does this mean for their future? The Doctor/OC Amy/Rory
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 76 - Words: 176,130 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 8/30/2010 - 11th Doctor - Complete
The Next Seven Days by Ultra-Geek reviews
Arthur is told a series of events that will occur over the space of a week. The seventh day will end with magic returning to Camelot, ushered in by the warlock Emrys, either to save the kingdom or destroy it. Arthur has a plan, though. Sort of.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,121 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 1,689 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Transcend by Ice of the Kitsune's Fire reviews
Even when they have switched bodies, Lisanna realizes that she is no Lucy. NatsuxLucy
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,905 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 79 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
The Incredible Bouncing Knight by Ultra-Geek reviews
Or, Why Sir Leon Isn't Dead. Whenever the subject of Leon's propensity towards living is brought up, everyone in the household gets shifty eyed and twitchy. Is it skill? Luck? Magic? No, of course not, magic's illegal, don't be ridiculous…
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Leon, Merlin - Complete
Unexplained connection by Daniel'smummy reviews
Bella and Jake struggle with an unusual imprinting, but it is only the start of Jake's discoveries. Soon a tangled web of secrets threatens to seperate him from his pack and push him into an uneasy allegiance to keep Bella safe from harm. Now complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 167,214 - Reviews: 2663 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Crossing the Line by Ultra-Geek reviews
In which Merlin is bludgeoned, strangled, attacked, smothered, shot with glass, and tossed out a window, burned, whipped, stabbed, thrown down stairs, nearly drowned on dry land, and harpooned, and still manages to save Camelot from seven evil sorcerers.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 142 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9029 - Favs: 8,611 - Follows: 4,873 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oh My God! by XPlainJaneX reviews
Oh, the bloody Gryffindors could never get anything right. Maybe he would sit her down and explain exactly what you did when you walk in on your boyfriend cheating… I'm going to need rope and a sharp knife and what's that muggle stuff called again…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,436 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sheldon's girlfriend by Trbl reviews
Follows "Sheldon's plan." Rated M for later chapters. Shenny.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,454 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Toothpaste by Glalie773 reviews
"She told me I was doing it wrong, and that I had to spit, not swallow," Draco said sullenly. Blaise choked with laughter. "Oh, Draco, and did you push her up against the wall and demand she do the same?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Symposium Equation by TempestJo reviews
Sheldon gets two tickets to a coveted event, but must bring a female...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,208 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Sheldon's sick by Trbl reviews
If only Penny had remembered what "Code Milky-Green" meant. Pre-Shenny
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
A Reunion to Remember by Lerysakon reviews
It's been eight years since they've seen each other and a reunion in Hogwarts finally gives them a chance to come together again and catch up with each other's lives. However, a shocking revelation makes the event a reunion to remember. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 81 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Cooper Fowler Relationship Fallacy by shinysylver reviews
Sheldon has decided that marrying Amy would be a suitable and mutually beneficial arrangement. Penny helps him realize that he is wrong.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Someday by VoiceOfTime reviews
Third in a series. Sequel to Never Gonna Be Alone and Savin' Me. Picks up after Journey's End and goes through The End of Time. 10/OC
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 68,186 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Hunted by Bex-chan reviews
Forced to work together when their old schoolmates start dying, Hermione & Draco must overcome their differences to solve the mysterious deaths. The tension in the office is getting rather...heated. Mature themes. 4years PostHogwarts/War. EWE. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 191,497 - Reviews: 2031 - Favs: 3,612 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Savin' Me by VoiceOfTime reviews
sequel to Never Gonna Be Alone. Reworking of Series 4 so the Doctor isn't alone at the end. 10/OC, 10/Rose, alt10/Rose, alt9/OC.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 155,984 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Paladin Protocol by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1529 - Favs: 2,632 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Never Gonna Be Alone by VoiceOfTime reviews
Left all alone, the Doctor doesn't know what to do without Rose. Can a similarly broken young girl help him heal? My reworking of Seasons 3 and 4 to allow for the Doctor to not be left standing alone in the end. Will be 10/Rose, 10.5/Rose, 10/OC, alt9/O
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 189,233 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
A Time for Every Purpose by Im2xshy reviews
My take on the way things might have gone if Edward hadn't left in New Moon. Not for Jacob lovers. The story's not, like, mean to Jacob or anything, but since Edward doesn't leave in New Moon, they don't form the friendship they did.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 104,635 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Neutral Endgame Observation by Lady Lioness reviews
Raj walks into an office and walks out with his world forever changed. SHELDON/PENNY
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Rajesh K., Sheldon C. - Complete
Simon Says by Lily-Finn178 reviews
Chlerek/ "Simon says that he likes me." "Alert the media." "Simon also says that you like me." "Apparently, Simon says a lot." "Yeah...So, what do you say, Derek?"
Darkest Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Geek Love by SassenachWench reviews
Humor, romance, healing and rampant geekitude collide in this Edward & Bella love story. "A funny, quirky love story about two computer geeks whose playful friendship turns into something more." Chokin' the Rubber Chicken blog.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,776 - Reviews: 3166 - Favs: 2,755 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Naked Truth Reciprocation by Chezzles.ze.Great reviews
After a few weeks trying to reconcile with the fact Sheldon has seen her completely naked, she confronts him with an ultimatum: bare it all or live with the consequences. Unexpectedly, her demands cause something entirely different to surface.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,129 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The News by Quill and Saber reviews
Morgana waits for a messenger, though when one comes he brings news she hardly expected.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Merlin, Morgana - Complete
Ambition's End by Hanako A reviews
There are two ways to tell a man to do something. Hermione Granger is well acquainted with both.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 255,367 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Waitress by TwiHard24 reviews
“It’s caviar,” I told her easily.A-dur.“I know that, but what is it?” she snapped. Well Miss Priss, I don’t really like your attitude.“Unborn fish spawn,” I told her just as she took a bite into it.One connecting door, 3 boys, and 3 girls. AH B/E A/J R/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,974 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Revenge Is All The Sweeter by Twilight to Midnight reviews
A marriage law has come to pass; an unfaithful boyfriend has been caught and an enemy has been chosen. Draco and Hermione discover the fine line between love and hate. Won 2nd place at the Dramione awards for best Draco and best action/adventure!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,194 - Reviews: 4062 - Favs: 4,553 - Follows: 1,983 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Witches of Twilight by raca reviews
Bella discovers a truth about the 'mythical' world long before leaving Phoenix. Seeking out her friends, she finds herself in Forks and surrounded by creatures that shouldn't exist. A retelling of Twilight filled with Magic and staring a powerful Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 117,547 - Reviews: 1654 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Secret Keeper by A. E. Giggle reviews
When Bella is alerted to dangerous events unfolding at her old school, Hogwarts, she has no choice but to inform the Cullens of her true, magical identity. To put it simply ... she's a Witch. AU, OOC.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,058 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8681 - Favs: 14,102 - Follows: 2,919 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Citizen Erased by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Disoriented after her transformation into a vampire, Bella struggles with amnesia. As she learns to control her new powers and abilities, she must also come to terms with what she is ... and with the vampire she doesn’t remember marrying.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,887 - Reviews: 1418 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Reading Between the Lines by Brynna reviews
A collection of Alice/Jasper one-shots.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 64,783 - Reviews: 2001 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Alice, Jasper
Feel the Burn by Nightmare on Paper reviews
In a world where Bella never came to Forks, a girl who more than exceeds the definition of 'weird' arrives to live with her grandparents. How will the Cullens deal with this anti-social and semi-psychotic newcomer who likes her secrets to stay secret?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,516 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Edward
Burning Hunger by Vashka reviews
In a world where Dragons prey on the countryside, Hermione Granger is sacrificed to assuage the Silver Dragon’s terrible appetite. Trapped between her blazing sensuality and her desire to go home, she must choose where she belongs. DHr AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,000 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Alternate Epilogue COG by XezleX reviews
SPOILERS for COG! I wasn't very happy about the ending of COG. I think the epilogue CC gave should be the last chapter and there should be an epilogue that wraps it up more. Here's my version of that. Jace/Clary fluff. .
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
297 Words Explaining by emrysmile reviews
...Why You Must NEVER Talk Seriously To Merlin. Arthur makes an important discovery and Merlin’s mind seems to be taking a bathroom break today. Arthur/Merlin sillyness.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Invulnerable by Blackened Wing reviews
Kaname and Yuki leave the Academy after the events in Ch. 47 of the manga, but exhaustion and his injuries are beginning to get to the pureblood. Now it's Yuki's turn to take care of him.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Kaname K., Yuki C. - Complete
How Arthur Found Out by Morena Evensong reviews
When Arthur opened the door to his manservant's room, he certainly wasn't expecting to find what he did. Only slight spoilers up to episode 4. One-shot
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Complete
She Came From No Where by AlienaCooper reviews
Possible variation on how the protagonists meet… well read and you’ll see who -oneshot written in an hour spur of the moment, flames no appreciated, not a serious piece of work- please R&R better summery inside -T for safety-
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,661 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Complete
Yuuki's Weakness by katzemadchenchan reviews
KanameXYuuki Yuuki's Ultimate Weakness:Who knew a massage could do that to her?
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Kaname K., Yuki C. - Complete
7th Heaven by Dark Angelic Kitty reviews
Kaname knew very well to control his sinful desires..but then again.. he was a vampire. A creature of the damned. And sadly, so was she...::As opposed to the seven virtues, God created the seven sins, because we like them oh so much better. KanamexYuuki.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,244 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008
Major Jasper and Blackbird by Calendulam reviews
Bella talks in her sleep. Emmett gets an idea. Jasper/Bella bonding ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 174 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Aiding and Abetting by Calendulam reviews
Bella spends an evening with Emmett and Carlisle while the rest of the family is away hunting and Edward is decidedly unamused when Alice has a vision of what they're up to.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Guests of Pemberley House by elliejelliebean reviews
The visitors to Pemberley House often see more than just beautiful halls and pleasant landscaping. They come to see the house, but are sometimes caught up in scenes from the life of its occupants. What will they witness of the life of Mr. and Mrs. Darcy?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,675 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008
The Girl From The Rift by TheyDidn'tHaveMyName reviews
One day someone comes through the rift. Someone that shouldn't exist. Someone that knows a man from Jack's past. The rating's for a wee bit of language. Last chapter is up!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,320 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
Brotherhood by blondie AKA robin reviews
The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting the Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Cowritten with the awesomely funny LindaRoo!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,198 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
The Fans Say No by montypython203 reviews
Very random. Parody of Aussie Australia Says No ads, using Doctor Who characters.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Complete
By Blood and Bond by Kersi reviews
Complete! One meeting brought them together, one attack broke them apart. Will they be able to find their true paths and find their way back to one another before it is too late?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 132,362 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Legolas - Complete
The World Forgotten by linilya elf reviews
COMPLETE! Epilogue added 10 20 2005. Legolas and Lena's story has come to an end. For a while anyway. Look for the sequel, Remembering You and Me, around next weekend. Enjoy! Plot: Legolas's wife returns and slowly regains her memories. Check it out!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 82,874 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/31/2005 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Legolas - Complete
The Ballad of Mary Sue by Technoelfie reviews
The title says it all, I think. It has both Legolas and romance in it, as well as a slightly psychotic Reader. [complete]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Published: 2/21/2002 - Complete