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Name: Amber

Age: 17

Gender: Female, you're welcome to question that though.

Hair: Dirty blonde-ish, kind of red too. I'd say copper? But not that much. Confused yet? Yeah, try being me.

Eyes: Brown with a tint of green occasionaly.

Favorites

Books:

The Nightworld Series (you haven't lived if you haven't read this book. I'm serious.), The Percey Jackson and the Olympian Series, The Heroes of Olympus Series, The Thief Lord, Vampire Academy Series, Maximum Ride Series... I like a lot of series.xD A lot of books in general for that matter. So, this list goes on.xD

Anime/ Manga:

Soul Eater, Fairy Tail, Angel Beats, Death note, and Blood+.

Anime characters:

Naruto: Itachi, Sasori, Deidara, Hidan, and Gaara. (Little side note: Naruto used to be one of my favorite animes but seeing as it has gone wayyyy downhill I've stopped watching it so, I took it off my favorites list but i still adore the characters.)

Bleach: Toshiro Hitsugaya, Uryuu Ishida, and Ulquiorra.

Death note: Matt (for the 8 seconds of screen time he had, I fell in love.)

Blood: Solomon, and Moses.

Fairy Tail: Loke "Leo the Lion", Gray, and Erza. I love her, I really do.

Bands:

My Chemical Romance, Breaking Benjamin, Three Days Grace, Relient K, Rise Against, and The Beatles.

Quotes

Weird is good, strange is bad, odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, different is the same as unique so therefor... weird is good. (or this is me just trying to make-up for my insanity.)

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! :D

Itachi is the master of the mind rape. (a.k.a. the Mangekayon Sharingan)

Embrace the awkwardness, and treat it like a warm fluffy pillow. :D

I swear I'm a ninja. (hence the username...)

I AM PROTECTED BY NINJA GUINEA PIGS! (At this point I'd run away humming some cool theme song. :D)

My music will give you whiplash, it ranges from disney showtunes to heavy screamo, to psychadelic, to country to almost anything you can think of.xD

"I'm not psychotic, I just like psychotic things"- Gerard Way

Some Naruto OC's you may see in xxANBUleaderxx and my stories: (They are characters that my mind and her mind have concocted out of boredom and idiocy. Beware.)

Leigh:

Village: Konohagakure (Leaf)

Birthday: May 10 (Taurus)

Blood type: A

Height: 5”2

Age: 14

Gender: Female

Ability: Sharingan-Mangekyon, uses katana in battle, excels at taijutsu.

Yuffie:

Village: Kirikagure (Mist)

Birthday: November 19 (Scorpio)

Blood type: O

Height: 5”4

Age: 15

Gender: Female

Ability: A member of the Hyuga Clan. Uses Byakugan. The name Miyazaki is an alias. (from her father's side)

Akio Murimoto:

Village: Konohagakure (Leaf)

Birthday: October 14 (Libra)

Blood Type: AB

Height: 5"6

Age: 15

Gender: Male

Ability: Uses Fire Ninjustu and exploding tags. He excels in Ninjutsu.

and there are a couple more but the information isn't done cooking in our brains yet. So don't pull a Sasori, and be patient. :D

Random Stuff

Best Friends vs. Friends

Friend: calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom.
Friend: has never seen you cry Best Friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on
Friend: comes and visits you in jail
Best Friend: is sitting with you in the jail cell saying
"holy crap that was fun" (hell yes. :D)
Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes themself at home
Friend: picks you up when you fall
Best Friend: laughs at you and trips you again
Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: they ask you for their number because they can't
remember it (I do that!)
Friend: borrows you stuff and gives it back in a couple days or so.
Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff
Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend: could write a biography on your life story
Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: will always go with you
Friend: would delete this letter
Best friend: will send this back to me and all of their
online buddies

If you and your friends belong in an insane asylum copy this ito your profile.

If you hate Sasuke and love Karin for annoying the crap out of him copy this into your profile.

If you believe that Sasori and Itachi are PRETTY and not HANDSOME but still love them copy this into your profile.

If you're a complete clutz and you fall up and down the steps,ram into anything moving or still,trip over anything, 'push' the door that says 'pull' and vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you laugh histerically at nothing for hours copy this into your profile.

If you've heard a joke and laughed at it three days afterward because you just got it then copy this into your profile.

If sarcasm is basically your law and way of life copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been that idiot who knew nothing about that conversation that was occuring around and still talked about it like you knew what was happening copy this into your profile.

If your completely random copy this into your profile.

If you've gotten drunk/ high of air copy this into your profile. (its easy... just spin around into circles for a little while. :D)

If you agree with Sasori's oppinion on art (That art endures the test of time beautifully and gracefully) then copy this into your profile and help him win the battle between him and Deidara, and do it fast so Sasori doesn't have to wait.

THE END. :D for now... ~insert evil laugh here~

Oh! P.S.I will eventually get my stories up but fanfictions being an awkward turtle and not letting me upload them. D: Plus I like to upload them when there finished because then I don't have to worry about not finishing the story, because I do that a lot.

KAYTHANKSBAINOW. :D

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Because, that's what we do in our district by Michelleeee reviews
Clato oneshot with my own twists. Enjoy!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
Nico's Dilemma by HealingSpringWaters reviews
Nico's got a problem and only Percy can help. He's got a crush on a new girl at camp, but it scared to death to talk to her. How is this going to end? NicoxOc & Percabeth! Cute oneshot dedicated to my best friend. Happy 16th!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,453 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Nico A. - Complete
Typical Night by Kuraihanax19 reviews
Just a little story I put together for Itachi and an OC.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Itachi U. - Complete
Immortal Dragon by HealingSpringWaters reviews
The Great Battle is over and evil has been defeated. The monks are ready to relax. But when a new girl joins the temple she brings a new enemy and a dark past. Will she learn to conquer her fears and trust her new friends. LOTS OF RAIKIM! OCxOC
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 87,077 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Kimiko, Raimundo
Beside You by Miki Boy reviews
He would always be besides her... No matter what.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Shades of Gray by Little Minamino reviews
A year has passed since her fight with Arai and once again, Hikari has graduated. Will she be able to survive her second round as a genin? Or will she fail again without Itachi by her side? Mutual-Onesided ItaHika Onesided Itachi/Arai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,602 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Itachi U.
Black Frost by Blackened Silver reviews
Sirius Black hated Christmas with family, more so because they spent it with another, The Frosts. When their outcast daughter from Ravenclaw is made his betrothed he needs to find out more about her, could this turn ugly or rather deadly ? BEING REVISED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,751 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Sirius B., OC
Team Thirteen: Memories by Kuraihanax19 reviews
A story about team 13. How they came to know each other and their adventures. An OC story in the Naruto world. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2011
The way to your heart by wolfgirl4716 reviews
Fresh out of the police academy Deidara is ready to start his new job as a police officer but what happens when the police division he's assigned to turns out no so ordinary members? Not only that but can he trust his new red headed partner? YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 123,548 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Dark and Light: The Story of Itachi and Hikari by Little Minamino reviews
Before the ANBU there was Genin, before the Akatsuki there was Team Four, and before the Darkness there was Hikari. Every shadow is formed in the Light. ItaHika COMPLETED! SEQUEL UP!-Building a Bridge & Shades of Gray
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,057 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
All Year Long by Little Minamino reviews
It's Christmas Eve but for Haruno Hikari it may just be the worst day of the year...Or not...ItaHika. To all of my big ItachiHikari fans out there, here is a bit of fluff made special for the Holidays. I hope you enjoy! Merry Christmas!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Hikaru's Partner by Follow-The-Firefly reviews
Sequal to Sasori's Secret. A boy who shows up at the hideout turns out to be Hikaru's partner. But Kyo looks familiar to Hikaru, but why? Rated T for Teen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,145 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008
Guilty Innocence by Mrs. Morzansson reviews
Murtagh has always had a terrible life. When Eragon gets captured, he finds out a few things about Murtagh he didn't expect. Now he has one goal: break Murtagh's oaths. Mur/Nas, Ror/Kat, Era/Arya. I suck at summaries, just R&R PLEASE!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 79,029 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Murtagh - Complete