Charm and Strange
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Joined 04-27-08, id: 1562295, Profile Updated: 02-14-13
Author has written 4 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Sherlock.

About Charm and Strange:

I am one person.

Name: Whatever, as long as it's not derogatory.

Age: Alcohol is great.

Gender: All female, baby.

Orientation: Pansexual! No, I don't like actual pans.

Currently working on: The Lies I Tell, featuring stalker!Sherlock.

Extra Credit: Kudos to anyone who knows where I got the idea for my name.

Other Sites: The Lies I Tell is also being posted on Ao3 because I'm now on there and I also like their formatting better. The address is archive of our own . org / users / Absinthe , and, as usual, just delete the spaces. Maybe someday I'll figure out how to embed links...

Beta-ing: I beta'd for the awesome KayMoon24. She has some great Sherlock stories on her profile; make sure you check them out! I am also the "official" anatomy expert for Garonne, who is a brilliant Sherlock Holmes authoress. I'm also up for other projects, so if you need a beta, just let me know.

I totally stole this icon from someone. It isn't mine. If it's yours and you'd like me to acknowledge you, PM me.

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Garage Sales by Pickwick12 reviews
The story of detective and a landlady from their first meeting at a garage sale through their relationship. You asked for more than the first chapter-here you go! Now ongoing.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,852 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Sherlock H., Mrs. Hudson
Tea Leaves by YupThatsMySock reviews
Coffee Shop AU. Sherlock's irritated when change comes to his favorite café in the form of a new barista, John, but finds life has more flavor with him around. A quirky romance told in 100- or 1000-word snippets. university!Sherlock, med-school!John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 199 - Words: 50,856 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Republic of Heaven by Blind Author reviews
HDM AU. Part Fifteen. John and Amarisa find some answers about Moriarty, and prepare to go north with Sherlock and Raniel. Slash, Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 126,484 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 1,201 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 10/31/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
But Who IS He? by Fool Who Follows reviews
Lestrade and co. get to know John a bit better. Gen, set shortly after ASIP. NOW WITH MOUSTACHE!MYCROFT IMAGE POSTED ON TUMBLR!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,233 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 1,876 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 2/5/2011 - DI Lestrade, John W.
A Fit of Pique: Vexation, Umbrage, and Discontent by Atlin Merrick reviews
They are little girls, all three. They started as a joke between John and Sherlock, a tease, a taunt, a fit of pique while they argued about empathy and erections. But over the years Vexation, Umbrage, and Discontent grew, like children always do...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,578 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 10/31/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Semper Fidelis by Blind Author reviews
Complete. Written for a kinkmeme prompt: Moriarty frames John and Anthea of betrayals which cause both of the Holmes brothers to cut them off, and they then try to clear their names. Violence, het and slash: Mycroft/Anthea and John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,221 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by paregmenon reviews
You will never tell anyone about this, about your dirty, dangerous little secret. Dark!Sherlock fic.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 9/10/2010 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Mapping the Merlin Subcontinent by himitsutsubasa reviews
Arthur is making a map. Merlin is being bribed. Cherry candy is delicious. Yeah, I'm tired. I've printed at least seven maps of Europe. You made one in ten minutes? I hate you.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Case Of The White Mask by KayMoon24 reviews
Modern Sherlock solves Modern Phantom Of The Opera. John is kidnapped by the Phantom, forcing Sherlock to play the mad man's games. Includes surprises, book plot, interesting Raoul/Christine love, BAMF! Mycroft, and plenty of poor French translations.
Crossover - Phantom of the Opera & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,778 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Erik, Sherlock H.
A Boy I Never Knew by WinterStorrm reviews
Arthur really doesn't want to go to Morgana's wedding, not when he knows his nephew's best friend Merlin is bound to be there making Arthur want things he shouldn't.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,118 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Here began all my dreams by WinterStorrm reviews
Merlin's about to find out that it is the simplest encounters which can change our lives.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,838 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
At The Inn by CaptainCarroll reviews
Michael and Fisk are just passing through a little village, and need a place to stay for the night.
Knight and Rogue series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Michael S., Fisk - Complete
Past Indiscretions by My Devils Advocate reviews
Merlin quits his job as a porn star to have a shot at a normal life. He wants love, a normal job & all the trimmings. He gets hired as Lawyer Arthur's assistant & the two fight over everything. What happens when Arthur finds out about his past? SLASH.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,749 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Magic Comes But Doesn't Go by Jessica Mitch reviews
Arthur visits Le Cirque des Rêves and stumbles upon the tent of the circus illusionist Merlin. After the initial meeting, they somehow found themselves twined together tightly. Unfortunately, the circus traveled frequently. How's THAT going to work?
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,600 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Aithusa Makes It Happen by Itar94 reviews
COMPLETE [Merthur, AU of episode 4x04 'Aithusa'] Gwaine is observant, Aithusa just thinks they're all very silly and apparently the whole of Camelot ships the Prince and his Manservant. But, then again, who is really surprised?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,581 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - [Arthur, Merlin] Aithusa - Complete
Mulch by thatcutellamachan reviews
One Shot. Merlin and Arthur at their new home.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Most Adorable Army The World Has Ever Known by Jammeke reviews
Young Merlin, Gwaine, Lancelot, Elyan, Leon and Percival vie for Teacher Arthur's attention. Here be knights, superheroes, ladders, epiphanies and an exasperated teacher who is not fond of his children in the slightest, thank you very much.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,177 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
Watson's Watch by Garonne reviews
Holmes and Mary understand more of Watson's secret fears than he himself. Holmes/Watson, Mary/Watson. No spoilers for AGOS.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2012 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
A Very Ordinary Man by Garonne reviews
Casefic. The disappearance of a lonely, middle-aged clerk prompts a fit of wordiness on Watson's part. Not that Holmes objects... Mild slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,989 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Can't Be His Boyfriend by sorrowsofyore reviews
In which Sherlock has himself a doctor and Lestrade is just befuddled by it all.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The First Day of Winter by Garonne reviews
Watson is highly amused by his discovery of a little peculiarity of Holmes'. Slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
On Ilkley Moor by Garonne reviews
A distinguished chemist appears to be cursed. Holmes does some chemistry, Watson suffers a series of unfortunate events and everything is pervaded by a miasma of eeriness. Not slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,295 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Honey Cakes by seamstress Javert reviews
What happens when Merlin's got cravings and Arthur's got temporary memory loss. Also features the merry band of knights! Mpreg. Merlin/Arthur
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,565 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
A Wizard's Prince & A King's Wizard by VioletRose136 reviews
Forbidden love, dangerous works and a horrendous villian all collide in a deadly fight for the throne of Camelot. SLASH WARNING. MerlinxArthur R&R
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,219 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Five Times Sherlock Had Coffee by verityburns reviews
...and one time he had John instead. SUMMARY: Overseas on a case with his blogger and friend, Sherlock finds that thoughts which are easily suppressed amid the distractions of London are becoming increasingly difficult to ignore... Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,717 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 50 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Good as New by actions-we-remember reviews
Merlin likes sewing, and Arthur likes his cloak. Written for lilybell's Fanfic Contest-a-palooza.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
ADress in Mind by ShinkonoKokoro reviews
Involves crossdressing. As a disguise. And with the utmost of professionalism. Because that's how Sherlock rolls. Except John discovers he can't handle it.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,918 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Of Like Minds by Scribe Shiloh reviews
Fic for Day Four of Asexuality Awareness Week. In which Harry has a problem, and Sherlock offers some unexpected advice.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Butterfly Incident by bleedforyou reviews
Arthur stared in amazement, a soft endearing feeling coming over him as he watched. Merlin almost seemed to glow and Arthur's heart thudded with an emotion he couldn't name.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,169 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The One You Win by shooting-stetsons reviews
In which a homeless child follows Sherlock home one day, and he isn't as heartless as one might think. Established S/J
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,681 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 71 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Green Blade by verityburns reviews
As a serial killer hits the headlines, the police are out of their depth and the next victim is out of time. With faith in Sherlock Holmes at an all time low, this is a case which will push loyalties to the limit... Strong friendship/bromance. Not Slash. WARNING: REVIEWS MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,904 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Each to His Passion by AGirloftheSouth reviews
Through the course of their lives there have been several moments where John realized just how much Sherlock loved bees. These are some of them. Written at the request of mattsloved1.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/13/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Trust and Other Wonders by ShinkonoKokoro reviews
John/Sherlock, established; "John... The next step after a few years of married life is usually children." John snorted his tea, coughing and hacking as he stared at Sherlock's serene expression, violin cradled in his arms. "Oh God. You're serious!"
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
One Impossible Family by Sophie3 reviews
It was an unspoken rule between the Holmes brothers that one did not mention their father. John was beginning to understand why. He also gets to meet Mummy. Great fun is had by all. Particularly Mycroft. SH/JW Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,548 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 175 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Albus S. P., Sherlock H. - Complete
Also when 'tis cold and drear by Garonne reviews
In the first months of their acquaintance, Holmes and Watson study each other from a distance, while Watson becomes more deeply involved in Holmes' cases, including one that Holmes seems to take rather personally. Adventure, and slash
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,144 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Timetripping by midnightluck reviews
It's entirely Arthur's fault that they're stuck in this odd future-place-thing, but as long as they're here, Merlin figures he may as well be epic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Harry P., Merlin - Complete
Common Grounds by couchbarnacle reviews
John Watson is working at Holmes Manor for the summer and is caught up in the whirlwind that is Sherlock Holmes. Teen AU. Eventual M/M
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,743 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Our Destiny is Time by midnightluck reviews
Vague Arthur/Merlin, post 3x11; it's been a while since Merlin used his magic, and it's starting to become a problem. He's spent too long pretending, and decides that something has to give. And along the way, everyone discovers just a little bit of magic.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
In Proportion to One's Courage by Sidney Sussex reviews
WARNING for implied abuse, gang violence. John and Lestrade take to the streets to gain insider information for Sherlock, but Lestrade's "old history" complicates matters.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,156 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/24/2011 - DI Lestrade, John W. - Complete
And Go Like This by shooting-stetsons reviews
Sherlock Holmes at a Watson family function
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
No Answer in the Dust by shooting-stetsons reviews
Sherlock and fem!John in the aftermath of a horrible hostage situation with Moriarty.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
All The Complexities by A-Spirit reviews
The course of true love never did run smooth. Arthur and Merlin knows this all too well. Merlin/Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,100 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Ones We Carry by AGirloftheSouth reviews
During a difficult case, sleep deprivation and hunger take their toll on John. He fights Sherlock, the memories, and himself. Very Dark.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,140 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Faerie Touched by Blind Author reviews
Complete. AU. In a world of sorcerers and magic, Sherlock is a Faerie-born and John, lacking any kind of magical talent, often seems a bit out of place. But he has a gift all his own...Slash, Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,781 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,804 - Follows: 181 - Published: 6/16/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Nothing but the Truth by Jammeke reviews
Years later, Arthur suspected he might as well have been wearing a blindfold the day Merlin first used magic in front of him—or, more accurately, the day Arthur first caught Merlin using magic in front of him.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Mystery Of The Kinky, Pink Handcuffs by KayMoon24 reviews
When Bobby finds a pair of handcuffs used for sexual pleasure, he embarks on an adventure to find out exactly who's been using them, in the form of asking the X-Men, one by one. Who's getting rough up in the school? The answer may just surprise you!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,015 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
Living Lore by Silver Pard reviews
London dreams of Sherlock Holmes and John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Heart In The Whole by verityburns reviews
Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,095 - Reviews: 1912 - Favs: 3,522 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I'd Lie by Fuzzy Ears Fan reviews
AU You could ask Miles anything about Arthur and he'd be able to tell you the answer. But, if you asked Miles if he loved Arthur, he'd lie. SLASH ONESHOT
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,899 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Stop At Nothing by ScopesMonkey reviews
John decides to go for a walk. Set near the beginning of "A Study in Pink". WAY pre-John/Sherlock established relationship, but still in my ever-expanding universe.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
Stages of an Overture by endsoftime reviews
In which Holmes is incapable of understanding emotion, Mycroft is frequently aggravated, and John Watson never backs down from a challenge, imaginary or otherwise. Eventual lemons.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,898 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5029 - Favs: 11,573 - Follows: 1,329 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mango by freckleon reviews
Michael and Fisk get stranded on an island and eat a lot of mango. Weird events ensue.
Knight and Rogue series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,917 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Michael S., Fisk - Complete
The Most Dangerous Game by chi-chi-chimera reviews
Serial Killer AU. Sherlock has never just played on the legal side of the law, and murder is just as fascinating however you approach it. But now he has John Watson to contend with. Still, he is a soldier. He has potential.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,146 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Cloud and a Stork by Imperial Mint reviews
From kinkme merlin prompt: based off Pixar's short film Partly Cloudy. In which Arthur gets a new job and Merlin's having a bad day... eventually. Arthur/Merlin
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,986 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2011 - [Arthur, Merlin] - Complete
The Pain Of Porcelain by Noxialis reviews
- Arthur/Merlin - AU - Merlin is cursed into a figurine and watches the years pass by. He becomes a possession in the Pendragon family.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,174 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Crime by Denaliyasha reviews
"Do you think for one second that if Sherlock Holmes ever decided to kill someone, you'd know or even suspect him?" John defends Sherlock in an unconventional way. Pre-slash-ish. Maybe. Mostly just John being awesome and condescending.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/19/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Take My Heart by Fuzzy Ears Fan reviews
AU When Arthur started his internship at Mercy General Hospital he thought his summer would be all about medicine. He didn't count on meeting Merlin and having his world turned upside down. SLASH ONESHOT
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,371 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Magic of Deduction by TheShoelessOne reviews
John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,395 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 2,349 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
Perfection by ScopesMonkey reviews
Sherlock goes shopping for the perfect thing. Set around the time of "Our Mutual Friend". John/Sherlock established relationship. Fluff!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Beneath by Denaliyasha reviews
It was entirely out of character for Sherlock Holmes to have a friend, and yet John Watson was willing to be that's what they were. After all, he'd killed for the man, and would likely have to again, given Sherlock's lack of self preservation.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Five Years by Pikeru's Angel reviews
They had known each other for five years. The only question was how did it begin?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Requiescat en Pace by endsoftime reviews
The war is over, the hero has returned, and normality sets back in. It's much more difficult than it sounds. Part four of the Remain with Me verse.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,528 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Eye Opener by Jesse-Kips reviews
John has a dream which changes the way he views his and Sherlock's relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Kids Are Alright by p.r. fox reviews
John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,041 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,775 - Follows: 151 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Restless Pillow by CaffieneKitty reviews
John and Sherlock share a bed, or at least they try to. GEN, Conversation-format.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/11/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
On Sport by TheShoelessOne reviews
Extortion, illegal fight clubs, and murder in Nantes. This is Sherlock's idea of a holiday. Pre-slash if you put your goggles on.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,880 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Bit Backwards by p.r. fox reviews
Love, John muses, is sort of like a Quentin Tarantino film. Except not really.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Waiting by PatrickMcKinney reviews
John is redeployed. Fluff mostly. : Not my first fic, but first Sherlock one, so please review. : I own neither the characters nor the BBC, nor Sherlock Holmes in general. No longer a one shot! Sequel is in Chapter two. :
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Obscure Mind by LeahxLeah reviews
A case fiction with Sherlock and John based on the New Series, season one. No slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,129 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Job Interview from Hell by WinterStorrm reviews
On the TV show 'The Apprentice' Merlin is a candidate and Arthur is a boardroom adviser. Will Merlin make it through the twelve weeks without hearing the immortal words, 'You're fired? Is he playing to win the job or Arthur's heart? Modern AU.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,703 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
On Deception by TheShoelessOne reviews
John/Sherlock. Lying to the police? Clearly, I've been a bad influence on you, John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Risk by thelittlebluepencil reviews
A 221B drabble. What Sherlock is up to at 4 am.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Troubles of Marriage Counselling by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock and John go to marriage counselling for a case. Hilarity and angst happen in equal measures. Pre S/J.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 77 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Writing on the Wall by grannysknitting reviews
AU fic - slash - unconnected to any of my previous stories. Lestrade notices John behaving oddly at a crime scene. Unfortunately so does Mycroft. What is it about the people living at 221B? Rating gone up due to chapter 3 - read the warning!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,139 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
On Observation by TheShoelessOne reviews
John/Sherlock. Lestrade notices things that everyone else doesn't.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Complete
Lestrade: Magical Man of Mystery by WuHaoNi reviews
Lestrade is a badass Auror. John is a badass Healer. Sherlock is just badass. Done for the sherlockbbc fic community kinkmeme. Crossover with Harry Potter.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
She Don't Lie, She Don't Lie, She Don't Lie by regrette rien reviews
...Cocaine. Sherlock's had another hit, how do the Baker Street duo handle this habit? Little bit character study, little bit fun in the 1st chapter, but gets considerably darker in chapters 2&3! Chapter 4 now up, warning mentions suicidal thoughts.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,960 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
God Save The Queen by Alice Day reviews
Sherlock has a new case. John is petrified. The Queen is amused.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hungarian Dance No 1 by FireHeart Alchemist reviews
A one-shot once posted on LJ. More info inside.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Monster by Maybe the Moon reviews
"And just what is the plan, Sherlock?" John shouted. "Go to prison? You assaulted a police officer – no court won't convict you." He ran a hand over his face. "What could possibly be worth risking your freedom?"
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,039 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/7/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
This Is What He Does For Fun by nyssa123 reviews
Sherlock and John go to the pub after a long day and Sherlock realizes that the man sitting next to them is a serial killer. He then proceeds to tell everyone how he knows. Written for a prompt on the LJ kinkmeme.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/4/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Deceiving Appearances by Blind Author reviews
Oneshot, written for a kinkmeme prompt that essentially boiled down to: Moran doesn't think much of John Watson, until their paths cross and John beats the crap out of him. Featuring Moran being too overconfident, and John being a badass.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 82 - Published: 11/2/2010 - John W. - Complete
Realisation by Susie.Donym reviews
It takes her a while but Sally finally makes a huge realisation. Could be seen as pre-slash if you have your permanent slash-goggles on. *cough*
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Symptoms by Alone Dreaming reviews
He could live as a sounding board to a genius; he could not live—and it set his teeth to grinding when he thought about it—as the play toy of a sociopath.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/10/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Bored Games by patster223 reviews
Sherlock is bored and John decides that they should play Cluedo. In retrospect, it was a truly awful decision.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A collection of seemingly unrelated things by Volitan reviews
An Axe Murderer, Five Stitches, a Banana and a New Pair of Shoes... They're a seemingly random collection of things, unless Sherlock and John are involved, and then the items as a collective make complete sense. Oneshot. Complete.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Omission by WinterStorrm reviews
Arthur is a porn star...something he has neglected to tell his boyfriend Merlin. Modern AU.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,016 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 2,101 - Follows: 181 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Alliance by shadowglove reviews
When Arthur finds out his father is making an alliance with the magical barbarians in the forest, he refuses to marry any of the daughters of Lord Balinor Emrys. But somehow he can't stay away from Balinor's only son, the ethereal Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,174 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 146 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
221D, or The Vocal Violin by Penguin reviews
Boredom is dangerous; it attracts us to our vices. Holmes wants his cocaine solution. I want him. Holmes/Watson
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,681 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Memories by shadowglove reviews
AU. Merlin is tired of the centuries in between reincarnations in which he's so alone, so he stops looking for Arthur. And yet Arthur comes back into his life, and even without his memories, Prince Arthur is playing for keeps. mpreg last two chapters.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,928 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
A Little Bit Magic by KnightGuardian reviews
Wild and heady and dangerous with an aftertaste of honey…that was magic as Arthur would know it.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,348 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
For Better or Worse by AlsoA reviews
Written a meme prompt: Arthur/Merlin, divorce. Merlin cheats, Arthur behaves badly, huge amounts of angst ensue, but if they can’t go back maybe it’s still possible to move forwards… Complete
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Imperfect by PunkWolfIncarnate reviews
He, Gojyo and Hakkai are behind bars but he knows... They’ve got Goku in chains. Of yin and yang and the irony of some existances.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,497 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Goku S., G. Sanzo - Complete
Two Short Interludes in the Nature of Possession by AlsoA reviews
Something of a ghost story. Something of a romance. Merlin/Arthur. Please note this is a slash story - consider yourself warned. Complete MarkII version. Revised, rewritten and somehow several thousand words longer.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,138 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Complete
The Little Merman by ElenaC reviews
Alternate Universe: The adventures of Sherlock, merman, and John, prince of Albion. Worlds and cultures collide. Slash (Sherlock/John). Rated for adult content. Complete.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,411 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
Darned Socks by ElenaC reviews
Watson is ill. Holmes tries to cheer him up. Warnings: Slashy overtones, though only mentioned. A trifle silly.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 2,247 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Case of Admittance by KCS reviews
One-shot in answer to a request - What were our favorite duo really acting like in 221b Baker Street the morning after EMPT?
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Taming Sasuke by Nanaki Lioness reviews
[AU, SasuNaru] Sasuke is totally, utterly clueless when it comes to animals, love, and most other things. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,864 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
How House Learned to Relax and Love the Bomb by BethTX reviews
Just your typical cliched postnuclear holocaust HouseWilson first time slash humorfic. Nothing unusual here. Been done to death.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,331 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 11/22/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson
Road Trip by Lunar Chasmodai reviews
What begins as a road trip between six friends turns out to be a nightmare when everything that can go wrong DOES go wrong. With confused individuals, MapQuest, and a van named Murphy, this journey is more than just a trip [AU SasuNaru, ShikaTema GaaNeji]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,799 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ne Fiat Lux by Silver Pard reviews
AU: In a world where the beginning was different, Harry rants on why he's turned out the way he has.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Walking Corpse by dazdnconfusd730 reviews
Ten years ago Naruto died in the fight against Orochimaru. At least...that's what everyone was told.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,511 - Reviews: 1720 - Favs: 3,228 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Harry Potter crack ficlets by Asuka Kureru reviews
Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,377 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Mistaken Identity by Silver Pard reviews
Will the real Boy Who Lived please stand up? Snape is convinced that the second Potter twin is the one to worry about. Too bad no one else seems to agree. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 301 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Centralize by D-chan reviews
mainly Sanzo x Goku :: AU, likely OOCness, language, shounen ai, incest, violence :: Sanzo didn't want a repeat of an accident in the past, but Goku can be horribly stubborn when he wants something...
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,820 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/2/2003 - Goku S., G. Sanzo - Complete
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The Lies I Tell reviews
John has a shadow he's unaware of, and Sherlock takes up journaling to record a million moments that John can never discover. Warnings: sort of SH/JW, murder, infidelity, etc.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,359 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
To Sleep, Perchance to Dream reviews
John Watson is a ghost. He's always been a ghost, except for when he was with Sherlock Holmes. But Sherlock can't continue to give John his life force forever, and one day it backfires.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Relativity of Normal reviews
Normal. It's just what Sherlock isn't, and John doesn't understand how much that hurts.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Hero's Death reviews
Crack poem! Gandalf forgets to pay his inn bill and a rather violent waiter takes it personally.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete