Author has written 3 stories for D.Gray-Man, Bleach, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Age: between 1 and 1 million
I have been visiting this site for several years now, but have only recently actually gotten on an account.
Abut me: I'm a completely insane artist in high school, I hope to be an illustrator, can't spell, and have a really weird sense of humor. I read and draw constantly, and adore my friends. I'll read damn near anything as long as it's written well.
Quotes('cause I can)
"I am not Toph, I am Mellon Lord!"-Toph from Avatar: The Last Airbender
"Don't let me eat pears, I hate pears. I do not want to wake up in three months and taste that"-the Doctor from the episode Family of Blood in Doctor Who
It's not pornagraphy if she has her clothes on!" -one of my male friends...he's such an idiot, but we love him anyway.
"Physics eats your brain" another friend, ( she's telling the truth!)
"Logic does not apply"-so true
"You might be smart but my geek has a gun"-Abby from NCIS
"Keep honking. I'm reloading!"-bumper sticker
"Zombie Repellant" t-shirt that had a pic of a machine gun under the words
"Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most!"-bumper sticker
"Jesus is coming! Hide the porn!" -don't remember where I saw this, but I thought it was hysterical
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"-bumper sticker(-grins-)
"When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did-not screaming like the passengers in his car"-anonymous
"The only thing I remember from spanish class is how to say 'I'm a jelly donut' in German"-me (this is true...)
At the entrance of the large machinery plant: Warning to young ladies: If you wear loose clothes, beware of the machinery. If you wear tight clothes, beware of the machinist.
Billboard on the side of the road: Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs.
In a non-smoking area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action
Inside a bowling alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
I'm a cruel and heartless bitch but I’m damn good at it
"The sanity meter is below zero Captain"
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