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Joined 04-27-08, id: 1562408, Profile Updated: 08-06-12
Author has written 38 stories for Firefly, Chuck, Star Trek: 2009, Heroes, Doctor Who, Vampire Diaries, Castle, and Boondock Saints.

I'm just your more-or-less average fangirl who loves Sci-Fi, loves writing and has a vaguely inappropriate sense of humor.

I also have an account at the ever awesome Archive of Our Own, aka AO3. I go by Turtle_Goose and my user page is HERE, in case anyone wants to read the fic I can't put on here due to FF.N's lapse into prudishness.

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Polishing the Apple by Toriblue reviews
"You shouldn't repress your sexuality to avoid being compared to Katerina. I don't attribute your desire for me to loose morals...that's just proof of your excellent taste."
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,377 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Elena G., Elijah
The Elixir That Renews by Toriblue reviews
"She's so tempting with her soft cheeks and liquid eyes. His brother will defile every inch - nothing left but soft cheeks and liquid eyes."
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,683 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Elijah, Elena G.
A Work In Progress by LysCat reviews
Sequel to 'Trust.' After Elena returns home after the Mikaelson ball, she finds an expected guest waiting for her in her room.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,416 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Elena G., Elijah - Complete
Your Honor by HasFar2Go reviews
They are their own mutual anchors, North Stars, and touchstones. AU Post 3x15. Elena/Elijah
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,778 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Elena G., Elijah - Complete
The Golden Arrow by Toriblue reviews
Never let it be said that Elijah is predictable. The last thing she ever expected was a formal goodbye...especially one that included words like 'always and forever'.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Elena G., Elijah - Complete
Swimming with Sharks by Toriblue reviews
"Sleeping with Elijah would be like skinny dipping with a Mako."
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Elena G., Elijah - Complete
the letter by ribbons-blue reviews
Elijah is departing Mystic Falls, and there is one final goodbye to be written… [Elijah x Elena] Episode 3x15
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,797 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Elena G., Elijah - Complete
Come Away With Me by TheDevilsDuchess reviews
OneShot: Everyone she loved was put endanger because of her. She was the reason for their pain. What can she do to stop it from ever happening again?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/18/2012 - [Elijah, Elena G.] - Complete
Shared Destinies by amightypenguin reviews
Marriage Law fic. Not HBP/DH compliant. Forced together because of a law Voldemort has put into effect, Hermione and Remus try to hold onto their friendship while faced with Dark Lords, jealous friends, and more werewolves.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 98,844 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Stiletto Wars by TheSouthernScribe reviews
Sometimes the perfect pair of shoes can lead to a little extracurricular fun. Maybe you'll even learn to see someone in a different light. Christine Chapel and Nyota Uhura take the lead in this one.Rated T for some occassional use of adult language.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,891 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - C. Chapel, N. Uhura - Complete
One Day by TheSouthernScribe reviews
Four times Nyota Uhura thought she was in love, and one time it was the real thing…
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2009 - N. Uhura, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Salve by TheSouthernScribe reviews
Finding healing after a broken heart. This story picks up where Sentimental Fool and the Reprise left off. So you might want to read those before this one. Enjoy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,270 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - N. Uhura, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Sentimental Fool Reprise by TheSouthernScribe reviews
They finish their dance.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/25/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura - Complete
Sentimental Fool by TheSouthernScribe reviews
A quick one shot featuring the good doctor and a jazz clasic.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/24/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura - Complete
TwentyFour: Raising the Dead in Me by aswiftlytiltingreality reviews
Second in the Twenty-Four Series. River and Jayne leave Serenity and begin the slow and steady process of coming to terms with the events of Miranda and having failed their comrades. Post BDM. BDM spoilers. Eventual Rayne.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,729 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Jayne, River
Chuck vs The Middle by flash-faker reviews
Chuck's resilience in the field is tested, and Casey and Sarah have some decisions to make.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,431 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Chuck B., Casey/Alex C. - Complete
Back from the Black by Lady Cleo reviews
The years have advanced and time has passed. Now comes the end of a parting. Continuation of Beyond the Black.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,865 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Jayne, River
She Always did Love to Dance by nubesdelchocolate reviews
Rayne, WARNING: River dies. This story is the angsty aftermath. Complete
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,128 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
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Taking Turns reviews
Something about them is different; they know that. Others insist on calling it a "twin thing," but they don't understand - they don't notice. It's not some "twin thing." No, what's between them, between brother and brother, Connor and Murphy… it's deeper. It means more. It's… it's better.
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,649 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Connor M., Murphy M. - Complete
Disturbia reviews
Alternate 4.06 - Hallucinations come in the strangest ways.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Elena G., Elijah, Klaus
Girls' Night reviews
Devastated by the departure of Damon and Stefan, Elena withdraws into herself to grieve. Luckily for her the bonds of friendship prove strong as Bonnie, Caroline, and Rebekah soon make it their mission to cheer her up. 5th in the Family Business Series.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,756 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - [Elena G., Elijah] Rebekah - Complete
Golden Days, Night Was Play reviews
Back in Mystic Falls, Elena and Matt plan a meet-up. In spectacular Mystic Falls fashion, the meet-up doesn't go as planned. But there's pie. 4th in the Family Business Series.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,213 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/1/2013 - [Elena G., Elijah] Matt D. - Complete
It Split the Night reviews
In the aftermath of Esther's death and the confrontation with Team Mystic Falls, Elena and the Originals race to Denver in order to protect Jeremy from Damon. Emotions run high as Elena comes face to face with her brother for the first time since sending him away. 3rd in the Family Business Series
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,082 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/28/2013 - [Elena G., Elijah] Jeremy G. - Complete
Heads Will Roll reviews
Esther's ritual has failed, the Originals are all safe, and Elena is now one of them. Now it's just a matter of waiting for Team Mystic Falls to show up and complicate the day. Secrets will be revealed, lines will be drawn, feelings will be hurt, and renovations will need to be made as Elena begins to adjust to her shiny new life as a vampire. 2nd in the Family Business Series.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,841 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/27/2013 - [Elena G., Elijah] - Complete
This is Family Business reviews
The only way the Originals can survive Esther's ritual is to drink from Elena. Luckily for them, Elena has a plan. The only hitch is that it gets a bit more intense than any of them intended. (Pairings & Warnings inside.) 1st in the Family Business Series.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,129 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/26/2013 - [Elena G., Elijah] - Complete
A Vampire in the Family reviews
Fed up with life in Mystic Falls, Elena & Jeremy Gilbert take off on their own and end up in NYC. A chance encounter with NYPD's finest, Det. Beckett, Det. Esposito, Det. Ryan and Rick Castle offers them a chance at a fresh start. As for Rick, Kate, and co,, their world is turned upside down when they learn the supernatural is all around them.
Crossover - Castle & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,739 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Kate B., Rick C., Elena G., Jeremy G. - Complete
There's Nothing Worth Saving Right Now reviews
Humanity is overrated.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/2/2013 - [Elijah, Elena G.] - Complete
Learning Just to Let it Go reviews
Elijah is quiet as he moves so close to her... Suddenly the air is thick and has a charge to it, as if a pivotal moment is upon them... He tilts her head up so he can meet her eyes... And then he kisses her.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,593 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/29/2013 - [Elena G., Elijah] - Complete
Circuital (Round and Round Patiently) reviews
Elena. Elijah. A shower. Power plays. 6th in the Family Business Series.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/20/2013 - [Elena G., Elijah] - Complete
Just as Long as it Hurts reviews
After the cure works in the cruelest way possible, Elena is left lost, alone, and hurting in the face of the destruction. The only person who can empathize is Elijah. It isn't pretty and it isn't love.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2013 - [Elena G., Elijah] - Complete
Night Nursing a Broken Man reviews
She comes to him first. That's what he'll say when he reminds himself later. She did. She's chosen him first... this round, at least. He's glad he's learned not to get used to it.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2012 - [Damon S., Katherine] - Complete
Silence Is A Virtue reviews
A small smile was playing about Elijah's face and there was mischief in his eyes. "I am perfectly capable of being silent," he said in a low voice. He moved fast, picking her up and depositing her on his large bed with the barest rustle of fabric. "Are you?" One Shot. Complete.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/24/2012 - [Elena G., Elijah] - Complete
The Once & Future Captain reviews
The crew of the Enterprise is tasked with a classified mission that takes them to the mysterious Tarsus IV. There they discover the secrets of Captain Kirk's past, coming to understand their captain in a way they never thought possible. Complete.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,696 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 68 - Published: 4/4/2012 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Second Circle reviews
An away mission gone wrong leaves Leonard and Uhura in a bad situation...both during and after the mission. Please take note of the warnings inside.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2011 - [L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura] - Complete
There is a Light and it Never Goes Out reviews
"...in that moment, it's just like it always was – the Doctor and Rose, together, in perfect understanding – the way it's supposed to be." Eleven runs into Rose while she's trying to find the Doctor in Series 4. Eleven/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/28/2010 - [11th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
Nurse's Orders reviews
The universe has been saved, the wedding is over, and Rory and Amy have finally decided to come out of their bedroom suite on the TARDIS. It should be business as usual, so why is Rory insisted on seeing Eleven in the infirmary?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2010 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
5 Things About Rose Tyler That Changed reviews
Months after the events of Journey's End, the Doctor realizes that Rose has changed. In fact, he realizes, Rose is more like him than he ever thought possible. But he also realizes that maybe it's a good thing - a wonderful thing, even. Ten.5/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2010 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
Scaring Horses aka Get It, Rose! reviews
Rose drags a bewildered Doctor back to the TARDIS, cutting their day at an alien market short. The Doctor doesn't know what she's up to, but he's a smart guy. He'll figure it out, sooner or later.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/8/2010 - [9th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
Waking Up reviews
The Doctor never thought he'd enjoy sleep so much, or that Rose would enjoy him sleeping as well.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2010 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
Take the Words reviews
A series of musings and inner-thoughts by various characters about Rose Tyler during Series 1.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Rose T.
They're Bears reviews
The Doctor takes a skeptical Rose to meet some old friends of his. Who knew that the Doctor had friends who didn't try to kill him?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2010 - [9th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
One Day Her Life Began reviews
A collection of drabbles and ficlets from the "Rose Tyler Comment Ficathon" on LiveJournal. If Rose isn't your cup of tea, best to stay away. So far it includes Nine/Rose & Ten.5/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Rose T.
A Good Egg, Slightly Cracked reviews
Rory starts to understand the Doctor when he finds him looking through an old photo album. Suddenly, he's not so envious of the Doctor anymore.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Rory W., 11th Doctor - Complete
Promises reviews
All Peter and Claire had were memories of long-ago stolen moments, of glances that spoke of more feeling than thought possible, of a dark night when a promise was made. Hope you enjoy!
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2010 - [Peter P., Claire B.] - Complete
Closer to You reviews
After Claire convinces Daddy Bennet to leave, she and Sylar work out some issues *in their own way*, come to *something that remotely resembles* an understanding, and set a *tentative* plan for the future. Oh, and scheming may be involved. Complete.
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/8/2010 - [Sylar/Gabriel G., Claire B.] - Complete
Promises: Bent, Not Broken reviews
Next in the Keeping On 'Verse. Lilah has an emotional breakdown, and gets some insight from the one person she'd never thought would give it: Mal. Complete.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,382 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Complete
Still Flying reviews
Next in the Keeping On 'Verse. Mal, Zoe, and company continue to adjust and keep flying, even when trouble appears to be brewing on the horizon. Now Complete!
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,885 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Complete
The Semi Domestic Life reviews
Scotty and Chekov take care of each other. They're rather domestic that way.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/16/2009 - [M. Scott/Scotty, P. Chekov] - Complete
Best Intentions reviews
Sequel to "Yet to Come." Concerned about the budding relationship between Leonard and Uhura, Spock takes it upon himself to confront Leonard, while Jim talks to Uhura.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,831 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2009 - [L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura] - Complete
Yet to Come reviews
Lieutenant Uhura finds an unlikely match in Leonard McCoy, who, for some reason, seems to be just right.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2009 - [N. Uhura, L. McCoy/Bones] - Complete
5 Times Bones and Kirk Accidentally Got Married reviews
The 5 accidental marriages of Jim T. Kirk and Leonard "Bones" McCoy. And one real marriage.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/11/2009 - [L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk] - Complete
Romulan Ale reviews
McCoy. Uhura. A Club. Illegal Drinks. Techno Music.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2009 - [L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura] - Complete
Chuck v The Badass Pocket Protector reviews
During Chuck v. Tom Sawyer, Chuck can't help but appreciate how good Casey looks in the Nerd Herd uniform. One-sided Chuck/Casey.
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2009 - [Chuck B., Casey/Alex C.] - Complete
Keeping On reviews
A year after the Miranda broadcast, Mal and Zoe struggle to keep their family together and keep flying as situations begin to build on Serenity. Now Complete, but with more to come.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,784 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
If's & Maybe's reviews
A series of unrelated pieces dedicated to exploring the characters of Mal and Inara and the relationship between them.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2009 - [Mal, Inara]
Chuck v The Scotch reviews
Casey muses on Chuck and the mission after the events of Chuck v. The Gravitron and is interrupted by Chuck himself. Pre-Chuck/Casey.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2009 - [Casey/Alex C., Chuck B.] - Complete