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Joined 04-27-08, id: 1562422, Profile Updated: 04-10-20
Author has written 118 stories for Transformers, Silent Hill, Transformers/Beast Wars, Halo, Pong, BioShock, Borderlands, Fallout, Mortal Kombat, Tetris, Metro 2033, Army of Two, Resident Evil, Streets of Rage, Pokémon, 9, Doom, God of War, Diablo, Mass Effect, Team Fortress 2, Dead Rising, and Grand Theft Auto.

EDIT: 4/10/2020 I've been noticing an increase in reviews and traffic to my stories on both this account and my account on Ao3, most definitely related to the pandemic that's currently going on outside, and I would like to thank you guys that of all the things you could be doing to kill time while you're trapped indoors, you chose to read my stories. I'm going to try to increase my output a little bit during this pandemic both to give me something to do and to give those of you who like my writing for some reason more to read than just reruns of old fics. Don't know what fandoms I'm writing for since it seems to be eclectic and at whatever whims I feel like at the moment, but I'll try to vary it a little. Maybe I'll write for something new at some point.

Thank you guys again! Stay safe! Stay indoors! And if you do have to venture out for any reason, remember to wash those hands and keep a safe distance from other people!

Feel free to PM me! I still read and reply to PMs and enjoy getting them! (NOTE: I will gladly dispense advice and help fellow writers out where I can, but I will not write your fanfics for you. Sorry.)

New to my fanfiction? Here, try one of these!

My most popular fanfic (for some reason): Keep All Limbs Inside the Vehicle At All Times (Transformers)

My personal favorite of my fanfics so far: Fix It! (Fallout: New Vegas)

My roommate's pick of her favorite: Drives Like Crazy (Mass Effect)

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Sonic the Hedgehog: Make America Great Again by AmericaverseWarlord reviews
Actions speak louder than words... and the barrel of a gun speaks loudest of all! Sonic the Hedgehog, a fearsome warrior who trusts only his instincts and his shotgun, fights alone after Americageddon to protect his star-spangled country. Will he be able to save America from the diabolical clutches of Communism, or will his quest for revenge ultimately destroy him?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 196,513 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/22/2019 - Published: 8/29/2016 - [Shadow, Sonic] [Bride of the Conquering Storm, Metal Madness/Metal Overlord] - Complete
Donald in Alola by PatrioticSwellow reviews
What would happen if Donald was whisked away by Arceus into the Alola region? Featuring Team Skull, Ya boi, Trumpy, Harpy and more! Rated M because Donald is in it.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/15/2017 - Published: 2/12/2017 - Guzma - Complete
Drabbles, One Shots and Prompt Fills, Oh My! by PinkCookie11 reviews
Collection of short stories set in the Bay-verse. G1 characters included! First up: Sideswipe isn't used to being on the receiving end of a prank. Second: Prowl and Bluestreak just want a little alone time, but that's not what everybody else has in mind for them. Third: Sunstreaker is gifted with a never before seen sight ... confusion and disbelief ensue! I except requests! Sadly,
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,890 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/8/2016 - Published: 10/26/2016
Spongebob and Hank Hill vs The demon by Peniculla reviews
This is just a light hearted story about spongebob and Hank Hill summoning a demon
Crossover - King Of The Hill & SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/1/2016
Stalker by Squeezy-TC reviews
Zer0 goes to test out a new sniper rifle in the Highlands and brings back more than he bargained for. [M] for violence/crude humor.
Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,167 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Zer0
Top Ten Reasons by OrianPrime92 reviews
Companion to Arctic Banana's '10 Reasons'. Prowl gets fed up with the twins, and this kind of pay back is quite the revenge. Did he really have to tack up Skids and Mudflap's Top Ten Reasons of why they need a babysitter in public? I guess so... JxP
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Skids, Mudflap - Complete
Racer by Chibimax reviews
Today was a great day, the sun was shining and allot of people had come to see the big race of the year. To see the Autobot slash Decepticon, Wheelie, win his big race....Based on Entertain me.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Wheelie, Bumblebee - Complete
Cute by Chaotic Sanctuary reviews
2007 movie: "Great. Everyone will be saying 'Awww' before they die." Blackout and Scorponok, Qatar. Oneshot. R&R please!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Blackout, Scorponok - Complete
DriveThru by Addadain reviews
Oneshot, very short. Sam teaches Bee that placing an order at a fast food joint is actually rocket science.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Halflife Fulllife Consequences: Free Man by squirrelking reviews
John Freeman has to make the ultamate choose to save humens and Henry Freeman
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
Halflife: Hero Beggining by squirrelking reviews
Henry Freeman has to fight Combines and save humen kind
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Complete
Autocats by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Oneshot, G1 crack. After an explosion via Wheeljack, the Autobots have been turned into cuddly organic quadrupeds. Yes, they do fend off a Decepticon attack this way.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Love at first sight by MotleyKrew reviews
Just another Hermione Snape love story
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Halflife:FullLife Consequences 2:WhatHasTobeDone by squirrelking reviews
John Freeman has to kill evil next boss and live up to fulllife consequences
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
Halflife: Fulllife Consequences by squirrelking reviews
John Freeman who is Gordon Freemans brother has to do what has to be done and help Gordon Freemen defeat the enemys
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 69 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
yoda and tequila by blazemaster9 reviews
see what happens when yoda drinks tequila he does stuff jedi do not do
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Yoda
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Machines
Turning Sektor into a cyborg was supposed to make him an emotionless and unstoppable killing machine. And in many ways it went horribly right.
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10 - Complete
For Daisy! reviews
Someone was gonna pay for what happened to the Doom Slayer's pet rabbit. That someone was every demon in Hell.
Doom - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,322 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/24 - Complete
One Hell of a Babysitter
Mephisto foists the responsibility of looking after his spawn onto his unwilling brother, Baal. If Baal had a better little brother, he might actually have some decent help. Unfortunately his little brother happens to be Diablo...
Diablo - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,607 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30 - Diablo, Baal - Complete
Who Needs People reviews
FL4K always preferred the company of animals to the company of people. As they happily made their way about Pandora in hopes of sating their bloodlust, they found themselves collecting several furry, scaly, and sometimes keratinous companions along the way. (Or how FL4K came into possession of so many animals.)
Borderlands - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/24/2019 - Complete
Family Photo reviews
All Soundwave wanted was a nice little photo of himself and his family. Unfortunately it's harder than he thought to get four "kids" to all sit still long enough to take it.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2018 - Frenzy, Soundwave, Ravage, Laserbeak - Complete
You're It! reviews
Scott Ryder accidentally starts a seriously competitive game of Tag that goes on for days and terrorizes the half of the crew that isn't involved. Who will win? Will someone win? Why am I writing a fanfic where Mass Effect characters play Tag at 4am instead of sleeping? The universe will never know.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2018 - Scott R., Peebee S. - Complete
Before Salvation
As everything bad that could happen did, Vetra became more and more convinced that she'd made a huge mistake in coming to Andromeda.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,598 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2018 - Complete
Jaal Tries reviews
Being the sole alien on a ship full of people who aren't from your galaxy can be disconcerting, so the Tempest crew decide to help Jaal out by introducing him to their favorite things from the Milky Way...whether he likes it or not.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,510 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/17/2018 - Published: 7/18/2017 - Scott R., Liam K., Jaal aD.
Predators reviews
Wimpod was a weak and pathetic pokemon that existed only to be food for someone bigger. Guzma was just a kid with no friends from an abusive home. Both had something to fear from predators who wanted to hurt them. Maybe one of them could do something about it...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/1/2017 - Guzma - Complete
Hiding the Obvious reviews
After a chance run in with Vetra's little sister before a day trip to visit her brother on the Tempest, Sara learns that Scott has a girlfriend he has conveniently forgotten to tell her about... -Sequel to Open Secrets-
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,135 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/24/2017 - [Scott R., Vetra N.] [Sara Ryder, Jaal aD.] - Complete
Grunt the Actor reviews
When Shepard told Grunt to get a hobby in order to ease his boredom, he expected him to collect rocks or something, not sign up to be in a play with a bunch of kids. One can only hope that the looming disaster is not as bad as anticipated.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/2/2017 - Garrus V., Jack, U. Grunt, Shepard - Complete
A Trip to the Toy Store reviews
A typical outing with Trevor is not considered a success unless it involves police chases and alcohol.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,409 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2017 - Michael D., Trevor P., Tracy D. - Complete
Hole In the World reviews
Avitus is insistently not a feelings kind of guy. Unfortunately holding back negative emotions for so long can only do more harm than good. Hopefully Scott can get him to open up a little before it's too late.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,028 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2017 - [Scott R., Vetra N.] Cora H., SAM - Complete
Blowing Up the Sky reviews
What's a better way to spend a vacation on a peaceful little moon than to try and blow a huge chunk out of it with illegal fireworks from Kadara?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/4/2017 - [Scott R., Vetra N.] Cora H., Liam K. - Complete
Open Secrets reviews
It's still early in Scott and Vetra's relationship and they still haven't told anyone on the crew that they're together. After discovering that Peebee already knows about them, Vetra begins to put pressure on a very reluctant Scott to tell everyone.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,108 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/26/2017 - [Scott R., Vetra N.] - Complete
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Disaster! reviews
When the Christmas season descends on the human population, Shepard grants the crew permission to celebrate. While helping Miranda and Kasumi go Christmas shopping for a tree and a Secret Santa gift, Grunt's petty vandalism accidentally gets Miranda arrested and thrown in jail. Hopefully Kasumi can bust her and her scary cellmates out of C-Sec in time for the Christmas Eve party!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,523 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/25/2016 - Miranda L., U. Grunt, Kasumi G., Shepard - Complete
Eye of the Tiger reviews
For the entirety of her life, Ted and Snowflake were inseparable friends. If only the zombies hadn't put a damper on that.
Dead Rising - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2016 - Chuck G., Snowflake, Theodore S. - Complete
Chronicles of the Normandy reviews
In honor of N7 day, I have located a few word prompt drabbles that I finished a long time ago but never published for Mass Effect! From Shepard's very first moment stepping on the Normandy to his misadventures behind the wheel, there are many (mostly humorous but occasionally quietly dramatic) untold stories that happen behind the scenes of Mass Effect.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2016 - Garrus V., Kaidan A., D. Anderson, Shepard
Early Morning of the Animate Deceased reviews
When Soldier accidentally kills Merasmus' latest roommate, the magician retaliates by summoning zombies to attack his friends and jumpstarts an apocalypse. The RED team are forced to fight their way through ravenous zombies, escape from Teufort, and find Merasmus to force him to undo the curse and get rid of the zombies once and for all.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,453 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2016 - Sniper, Soldier, Spy, Merasmus - Complete
Lonely Together
Sniper didn't know why Scout chose him of all people to talk to, but once he started, it was clear he never had anyone else to talk to before.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2016 - Scout, Sniper - Complete
Not Alone reviews
Waking up from nightmares isn't fun. Waking up from nightmares about your best friend's death and finding yourself alone is worse.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Garrus V., Shepard, EDI - Complete
Drives Like Crazy reviews
If Shepard's driving doesn't kill you, the stress-induced heart attacks will.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/29/2015 - Shepard, Garrus V., U. Wrex - Complete
Survival of the Idiots reviews
Sunstreaker and Sideswipe find themselves somehow lost in a forest that they don't remember ever going to. Chapter 2: The twins find themselves living in a hole as the sole survivors of a nuclear war. Chapter 3: Prowl signs Sunstreaker and Sideswipe up for Wheeljack's day care service.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/21/2015 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, Prowl, Wheeljack - Complete
Hamsters and Shenanigans reviews
It's Commander Shepard's birthday and the crew surprise him with a party and convince him to take a few days off to go visit his mom. Garrus figures looking after his pets while he's away can't be too hard, right? It's not like hamsters are small and easy to lose and fish die easily or anything after all...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,191 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/11/2015 - [Shepard, Tali'Zorah] Garrus V. - Complete
This Is Where I Died reviews
Shepard knew revisiting the Normandy SR-1 at the crash site would be hard. He was not prepared for just how hard it would be.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Shepard, Garrus V., Tali'Zorah - Complete
Hope In Despair
Auriel has been captured by Rakanoth, the Lord of Despair. Despite his efforts to break her, she clings to hope that no matter what happens, everything will be okay in the end.
Diablo - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/21/2015 - Auriel - Complete
Having Second Thoughts reviews
Andariel realizes all too late that banishing the Prime Evils and siding with Azmodan and Belial was a very bad idea. (Drabble)
Diablo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2015 - Andariel, Duriel, Azmodan - Complete
How To Catch Pests reviews
Tyrael found out about Azmodan's plan to create flying demons to better kill angels with. To combat this, he figures a few traps are in order. Unfortunately it would seem demons aren't the only ones prone to falling into traps...
Diablo - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2015 - Tyrael, Imperius, Auriel - Complete
The Totally True Story of How Claptrap Saved Christmas reviews
Claptrap tells a bunch of bandits at a party he was never invited to the totally true (and not made up at all, honest) story of how he saved Christmas on Pandora!
Borderlands - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,482 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Claptrap - Complete
My First Cupcake reviews
Through the magic of "because shut up", Kratos journeys to the magical land of Hoboken, New Jersey and tastes a cupcake for the very first time.
God of War - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Complete
Family Ties reviews
Random fluffy, humorous, and/or heartwarming drabbles, some incredibly brief, others with more plot, that show what it might be like to be in Soundwave's makeshift family unit. Too bad he threw out the manual when he decided to take in a bunch of unruly Cassettes...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Soundwave, Ravage, Rumble, Frenzy
Swimming Lessons reviews
After an unfortunate incident involving a psychotic Dinobot and a lake, Seaspray learns that Sideswipe can't swim. He takes it upon himself to teach him, but unfortunately the task turns out to be a lot more difficult than he originally thought.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/6/2014 - Sideswipe, Seaspray, Sunstreaker, Beachcomber - Complete
Lightbulbs reviews
A simple trip to the supply closet to retrieve a pack of lightbulbs turns into a nightmare when the Autobots find themselves inadvertently trapped inside. How will they keep themselves entertained long enough not to kill each other while they wait for a rescue?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,364 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Arcee, Sideswipe, Ratchet, Ironhide
The Floor Is Lava reviews
The kids decide to play the weirdest game Optimus Prime has ever seen with their Autobot friends. Who will win and who will get burned alive by invisible floor lava?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Arcee, Jack D., Optimus Prime, Raf E. - Complete
Deathworld reviews
The Decepticons decide there is no better place to build their evil headquarters than Australia. Unfortunately they discover that there are many things worse than them living on the continent...
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Barricade, Blackout, Starscream, Brawl/Devastator - Complete
Nuts! reviews
After accidentally ticking off the General in the past, a lone marine is sent to single-handedly take on Hell's entire army- all 10,617 demons worth.
Doom - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Complete
Exodus reviews
7 doesn't want to leave her friends, but at the same time she can't stand to hide from the Cat Beast forever. She makes the tough decision to take as many of the others as she can and leave before 1's ways start to hinder her chance to fight back for her freedom.
9 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,646 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2014 - 7, 3, 4, The Cat Beast - Complete
Venom reviews
Two traveling Pokemon near the end of their journey when one is gravely injured. Can he be saved in time or is this the end?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,307 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Greninja/Gekkouga, Rhyhorn/Sihorn - Complete
You All Look Familiar reviews
The meeting didn't go as well as Mr. X hoped when he realized that he couldn't tell any of his minions apart from one another...
Streets of Rage - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Mr. X - Complete
Drunk Dialing reviews
Salem calls Rios while hammered in the middle of the night, forcing him to come over and take care of him.
Army of Two - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2013 - E. Salem, T. Rios - Complete
Alone In The Depths reviews
It had been about a year since the surviving members of Il Veltro had been trapped under the surface of the Mediterranean Sea. One can only hold on for so long before they start to lose all hope.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Complete
Your Own Hell reviews
(Spoilers for The Devil's Cartel!) After the events of The Devil's Cartel, both Salem and Rios were left feeling bitter and betrayed by each other. With Rios recovering from a gunshot wound and Salem in prison, they have nothing to do with their time but dwell on the past.
Army of Two - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,788 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2013 - T. Rios, E. Salem - Complete
What You Are In The Dark reviews
Hole Station, now nothing more than a mass grave that reeks of blood and misery. Artyom finds a survivor amongst the dead, but it's not what he expected.
Metro 2033 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Artyom - Complete
Blackout and Barricade Go To Silent Hill: Remake reviews
What could be worse than getting lost in the worst town on Earth? Getting lost there with your idiot friend.
Crossover - Silent Hill & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,416 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Barricade
Block's Dilemma reviews
The blocks are stacking up and in desperate need of some row clearing. Will they achieve their goal or will they be doomed to hit the ceiling?
Tetris - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Complete
Go To Bed! reviews
Sometimes protecting a Little Sister isn't the hardest thing a Big Daddy has to do. There's also the tea parties and bedtimes.
BioShock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Big Daddy, Little Sister - Complete
Most Annoying Sound reviews
Everyone knows that Scorpion hates teddies. But do they know why he hates teddies?
Mortal Kombat - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Scorpion/Hanzo H. - Complete
It's the End of the World As We Know It reviews
Jazz and co. decide to make their last day count before the world supposedly ends on May 21.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Jazz, Bumblebee - Complete
Fix It! reviews
When ED-E gets smashed in an...um...tragic "accident", the others have to hurry to fix him again before the Courier returns and finds out.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Complete
Carmageddon reviews
Apparently Mordecai got his driver's license from a box of Froot Loops...
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Mordecai, Lilith - Complete
Arctic Banana's Half Aft Christmas Special reviews
All Brawl wants for Christmas is a Chocobo. All Barricade wants is to drive everyone crazy.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,945 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Brawl/Devastator, Barricade - Complete
Devotion reviews
A Big Daddy's job is to protect his Little Sister, right to the very end.
BioShock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Big Daddy, Little Sister - Complete
Nacho Induced Nightmare reviews
All was normal at the Decepticon base. At least until a bunch of weird crap started happening...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Starscream - Complete
Arctic Banana's Halloween Craptacular reviews
It's a very bizarre Halloween indeed for the Decepticons this year. Contents include Telitubby costumes, creepy old perverts, ghosts, lots and lots of alcohol, and more in this insane tale of spookified insanity.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,732 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Complete
Ravage Goes Crazy reviews
Soundwave sadly forgets that sleep is a thing of the past when you have a cat in the house.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Soundwave, Ravage - Complete
Special Delivery reviews
In the midst of a delivery route, Sideways encounters every courier's worst enemy: the common dog.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Sideways - Complete
When Barricade Gets Bored reviews
A bored Frenzy is terrifying enough...what happens when his partner gets bored?
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Barricade, Frenzy - Complete
A Collection of CrackFics II reviews
Everyone's favorite Transformers are back for more zany crackiness. Contains a lot of insomnia-induced insanity. Read at your own risk...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009
Why Barricade Wasn't In RotF reviews
Two theories on why everyone's favorite movie-verse police cruiser failed to make an appearance in Revenge of the Fallen, because I know we've all been wondering why.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Barricade, Starscream - Complete
I Will Protect You reviews
Hiding alone on a hostile planet can be scary for a small, easily frightened mech like Sideways. It's only natural that he'd want a friend to protect him.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Sideways, Demolishor - Complete
Adventure, YES! reviews
After Bumblebee's pet goldfish dies, he, along with Jazz, Arcee, and Optimus Prime, set off on an epic journey to save his fish from the Reaper. DISCLAIMER: Contains 78% Insanity
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,678 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bumblebee, Jazz - Complete
The Best of Friends reviews
Ever since Sideswipe and Jolt met on Earth, they knew they'd be the best of friends...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Sideswipe, Jolt - Complete
Cooking With Barricade reviews
Barricade never was known for his cooking skills. Blackout makes a note of the fact...
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Barricade, Blackout - Complete
Sibling Rivalries reviews
Scorponok finds himself competing for Blackout's attention after his master adopts a tiny black and white kitten named "Mittens".
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Blackout, Scorponok - Complete
Entertain Me reviews
Frenzy's bored and restless, but all Barricade wants to do is sleep. How long do you think it'll take for him to get fed up and eject Frenzy through the windshield? Place your bets now!
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Barricade, Frenzy - Complete
Bonecrusher: The Young Years reviews
Because evil was a sparkling once, too.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bonecrusher - Complete
All The World Is Waiting For The Sun reviews
It starts raining on a camping trip. Bumblebee's scared of thunder, Mikaela has the ability to assemble storm clouds, Sam's annoyed at Mikaela's ability, Barricade is ticked off by the squishies as usual, and Jazz just wants his leg back from Bumblebee.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
Pong: The Untold Story reviews
An epic, age-old battle ensues as two epic 2-dimensional lines compete to win the epic game that is Pong. This story is so epic, you'll pee your pants.
Pong - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Complete
Resistance is Futile reviews
Blackout is determined to take Scorponok to the vet to get him fixed. As for Scorponok? He's not too keen on the idea...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Blackout, Scorponok - Complete
Feelin' Fuzzy reviews
Resurrected from the dead by his friends, Jazz finds that he's a little different than he remembers he was in life...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,966 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Jazz
Hallucinations reviews
Dying alone on the battlefield, Brawl gets one last visit from a "friend"...or is he?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Brawl/Devastator, Bonecrusher - Complete
Cat and Mouse reviews
It was a game at first, just Barricade harassing and messing around with Bumblebee. But what started as a way to pass time ended in a deeper respect for the Autobot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Barricade, Bumblebee - Complete
Bird's the Word reviews
While shopping with Bonecrusher, Brawl buys a box of used records. He then procedes to drive the other Decepticons crazy when a certain annoying record ends up on repeat...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Brawl/Devastator - Complete
Canada's North of Here, Right? reviews
Elita One has been acting quite moody for no reason lately. Poor Optimus just wants to know why.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,725 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Party Like It's 1984 reviews
The Autobots invite the Decepticons to a New Year's Eve party. Starscream becomes suspicious about what they might be up to. The other 'Cons just want to have fun.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,628 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Complete
Friends Forever and Ever and Ever reviews
Frenzy drives Barricade up the wall during their roadtrip from Hell.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Barricade, Frenzy - Complete
Christmas Special: Twas the Fight Before Christmas reviews
Who doesn't enjoy watching Brawl and Bonecrusher fight? Parody of "Twas the Night Before Christmas"
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Complete
Keep All Limbs Inside the Vehicle At All Times reviews
Jazz takes an unfortunate car thief on a homicidal joyride.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Jazz - Complete
The End of Heartache reviews
Sequel to "Hushabye"- After Blackout dies, Scorponok is left with a gaping hole inside where his best friend should be. He longs for nothing more than to be reunited with his master as he rapidly falls into a state of decadence.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,105 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Scorponok, Blackout - Complete
Hushabye reviews
Nothing is more disturbing than seeing a helpless animal lie dying in the street while everyone remains oblivious towards its suffering. So thinks Blackout.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Blackout - Complete
Alone I Break reviews
Bumblebee always hated saying goodbye. Especially when goodbye means "forever".
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bumblebee, Barricade - Complete
Come and Find Me! reviews
Blackout loses his niece in the big city. Faced with the choices of either finding her or facing the wrath of his misandronous Aunt Vertigo, he struggles to get her back before his sister realizes she's missing.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Blackout, Bumblebee
Tales From The Insane Asylum reviews
To celebrate Halloween, everyone's favorite Transformers gather around to tell "scary" stories. Story 1: Wheeljack creates a device that has the power to turn food into a living, breathing monster.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/2/2008
Life Science reviews
Sam has to take care of a life-like baby doll for his Life Science class. Unfortunately, the doll turns out to be a demon whose goal is to make sure neither he nor Bumblebee ever get any sleep...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Toy Story reviews
Have you ever wondered what it is that your Transformer toys do when you're not around? Well my gang of 6-inch plastic warriors reveal all in this epic tale of life as a toy in my household...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Bath Teim! reviews
It's bathtime for wee Bumblebee, and he manages to run Optimus Prime and Elita-One to Hell and back to get him to take one.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime - Complete
The Discovery reviews
Part 5: Barricade and Bumblebee have a "reunion" and the Decepticons entertain themselves with human games- particularly the ones where Blackout can get away with causing the others severe physical harm.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,120 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
Let's Wait For Ratchet reviews
Jazz is not feeling well. Wheeljack tries to help. And oh, how he helps...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
Beware of Wendigos reviews
Bumblebee and Jazz go on a camping trip with Sam and his friends. Maybe it wasn't a good idea for Bumblebee to read about scary monsters eating people before coming along.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bumblebee, Jazz - Complete
Always There reviews
The best part about having a twin brother is that Sideswipe never has to go through life alone.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
10 Reasons reviews
While in the medbay with Bumblebee, Jazz comes across a list of Sunstreaker and Sideswipe's top ten excuses for getting in accidents and in trouble with the law.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
Calm After the Storm reviews
Ever since he was a sparkling, Bumblebee has put all his trust in one mech in particular: Jazz.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bumblebee, Jazz - Complete
Tales From Blood Gulch reviews
Red vs. Blue- A collection of crack-a-rific one-shots about Blue Team.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
Blackout and Barricade Go To Silent Hill reviews
What happens when two Decepticons get lost and end up in Silent Hill?
Crossover - Silent Hill & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,718 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
Fun In The Sun reviews
Humans aren't the only ones who enjoy vacations at the beach. It seems Transformers do too.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
TF Movie Parody: Resident Evil: Apocalypse reviews
Resident Evil: Apocalypse, reinacted by everyone's favorite Transformers!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,786 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
Showing Off reviews
Blackout and Barricade enter Scorponok and Frenzy into the weirdest Cybertronian pet show ever.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Blackout, Scorponok - Complete
Guess Who's Coming To Visit? reviews
Take seven Transformers with bizarre personality traits and shove them into a single suburban home with a cranky woman. Let me know how that works out for you...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Spark Sitting reviews
Prowl volunteers to watch Sunstreaker and Sideswipe. What at first seems like another hectic night of Lambo-twin mayhem eventually takes a drastic turn when the twins realize that Prowl's a bit more fun to hang out with than they originally thought.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Prowl, Sunstreaker - Complete
The Great Canadian Wilderness reviews
Getting lost in Canada provides many a chance to annoy Bonecrusher.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Bonecrusher, Blackout - Complete
Can I Ask You Something? reviews
An innocent question turns into an all-out brawl between Sunstreaker and Sideswipe.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Too Much Time on Their Hands reviews
Jazz inquires the twins about their latest prank.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Jazz, Sideswipe - Complete
A Collection of CrackFics reviews
A series of movie-verse crack-fics inspired by my and my sister's bizarre thought-processes.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Listen to Me reviews
Sometimes when Jazz is upset, only Bumblebee knows how to listen.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
Revenge of the Plot Bunnies reviews
What happens when Jazz catches Prowl hitting on a girl?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Night of the Living Fangirls reviews
The Transformers face their scariest foes yet: crazed fangirls.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Constellations reviews
Optimus Prime and Elita-One go on a date.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete
Virtual Love reviews
Sunstreaker becomes upset after being rejected and needs some comforting.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
Wasted reviews
Blackout, Barricade, Scorponok and Bonecrusher get drunk. Such happy-fun drunks they are!
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Blackout, Bonecrusher - Complete
High Voltage reviews
Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, and Blurr play with an electric mousetrap that they stole from Wheeljack.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
A Month In The Life Of Frenzy reviews
Ever wonder what Frenzy does in his spare time? Well apparently he writes it all in a diary.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Spaz Juice reviews
What happens when Frenzy drinks 27 energy drinks?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Barricade, Frenzy - Complete
Sleep Tight, Frenzy reviews
Frenzy falls asleep and Barricade notices how cute he is.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Barricade, Frenzy - Complete
Annoyance reviews
Bonecrusher is angry. Brawl is stupid and can't take a hint. Pain results.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Bonecrusher, Brawl/Devastator - Complete
Roommates reviews
After accidentally hitting Pyramid Head with his car, Matt offers to let him stay at his place, to the chagrin of his roommate, Troy. Warning: This story's kinda weird. O.o
Silent Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Pyramid Head - Complete
Attack of the Plot Bunnies reviews
Jazz and Bumblebee trick Optimus Prime into saying a bad word.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
While You Were Sleeping reviews
Bumblebee can't sleep, so Ratchet allows him to sleep in his room, unfortunately at the sacrifice of his own sleep.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Bumblebee, Ratchet - Complete
Movie Night reviews
After being left home alone, Sunstreaker and Sideswipe decide to watch some scary movies, and then become scared themselves.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
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