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Author has written 7 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Sweeney Todd, Kingdom Hearts, and Misc. Tv Shows.
I like crazy people. They're crazy, and that's the best sort.
If I was to have to chose who won between Jack Sparrow and Sweeney Todd... it would definitely be Jack as the victor. I'm sorry, he's too awesome to be lacerated by a cut throat razor. I'm supposed to be not obsessed with Jack Sparrow, but I'm not exactly sure how that is working. I comfort myself by saying that I am addicted.
If you don't like my kind of weird, don't bother with me. If you like following the rules, then you are in really bad company. But if you like breaking the rules just because you can... well, I'd like to invite you to a cyber garden tea party some time- and I'll provide the rum!
As some may be aware, my story 'Weird Things Happen in LA' has been deleted. Someone apparently snitched on the use of a certain Gertrude (or Edgar, whichever you prefer) and it was removed. You can still view it here: I won't be updating in a while, care of miserable exams.
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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile (wait...)
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If you could turn into an animal, copy and paste this into your profile if you would be a sparrow or a squirrel.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
I have the cape I make the whoosh noises.
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