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Joined 04-28-08, id: 1562628, Profile Updated: 06-18-10
Author has written 7 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Sweeney Todd, Kingdom Hearts, and Misc. Tv Shows.

I like crazy people. They're crazy, and that's the best sort.

If I was to have to chose who won between Jack Sparrow and Sweeney Todd... it would definitely be Jack as the victor. I'm sorry, he's too awesome to be lacerated by a cut throat razor. I'm supposed to be not obsessed with Jack Sparrow, but I'm not exactly sure how that is working. I comfort myself by saying that I am addicted.

If you don't like my kind of weird, don't bother with me. If you like following the rules, then you are in really bad company. But if you like breaking the rules just because you can... well, I'd like to invite you to a cyber garden tea party some time- and I'll provide the rum!


As some may be aware, my story 'Weird Things Happen in LA' has been deleted. Someone apparently snitched on the use of a certain Gertrude (or Edgar, whichever you prefer) and it was removed. You can still view it here: http://wellwitted.deviantart.com/journal/21072723/ I won't be updating in a while, care of miserable exams.

If you talk to yourself a lot, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you find Will Turner extremely annoying and would like to properly kill him (so he never comes back EVER!!), copy this and put it in your profile.

If someone has called you weird more than once in the last 20 minutes, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you watch a movie just because Johnny Depp is in it, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've noticed that every person Elizabeth Swann kisses is killed, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate reviewers who give critisism that shows lack of anything positive or at least something constructive, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you went to save Jack Sparrow just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Bookworm-Booklover, Jasper's Fangirl, Kyo Rox My Sox, Kyki the Late Night Writer, Princess-Goth, Wellwitted


If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile (wait...)

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you could turn into an animal, copy and paste this into your profile if you would be a sparrow or a squirrel.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

I have the cape I make the whoosh noises.

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A Sour Sixteen by R. L. Ravenclaw reviews
On the night of her sixteenth birthday, Joan who is an emo girl from the 21st century is sent back to the 18th century because of a deal her real father made long ago. Now she has to adjust to her new life and face the past head on.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,936 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Sweeney T.
Fangirlness ReWritten by x-the-three-crazed-teenagers-x reviews
Pirates of the Caribbean style. Three teenagers discover there is something deeper to their obsessions when they’re sucked into a DVD, and on an exhilarating journey full of laughter, we all learn something. COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 54,242 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
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Kingdom Hearts: Break In reviews
Jack Sparrow is the key to certain disaster. Sora and the gang can't help but worry as the pirate unwittingly gains the ability to wield the Keyblade- in a way no other has before. What rooms better left in the dark will Sparrow break into? At what cost?
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,754 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sora, Capt. Jack Sparrow
Lassie in the Caribbean reviews
Lassie comes into the Caribbean, where she has a run-in with Captain Jack Sparrow. WIll she survive? The outcome is iffy, suprisingly. Violence to annoying animals.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Marry a Ship, Forever in Stew reviews
Barbossa is up to his tricks again, and this time, he may just win. Will our favourite captain be able to thwart him, or will Jack be doomed to never set a foot on the Black Pearl again...?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Hector B.
Buzz Off! reviews
We all get annoyed with flies and their constant buzzing, right? Well, so does Sweeney Todd, as you will find out in this story of flies in the wrong place. Warning to fly lovers: they do die. So there.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Beckett's Gumboots reviews
Extra Scene from AWE. This is what I think happened after Elizabeth traded Jack Sparrow for Will Turner. Beckett gets obsessed with gumboots. Prepare for madness.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Cutler B. - Complete
Jack Sparrow's Garden Tea Party reviews
In AWE, whilst in the Lockers, Captain Jack mentioned a certain tea party. This is that certain tea party, and it's so weird, it's in poetic form. Sorry for that.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Jack Sparrow Santa's Obnoxious Little Helper reviews
Jack Sparrow gets abducted by a man he doesn't like very much at all... Santa Claus! Differences of opinion and view will have to be either put aside or battled out in this story of misunderstanding.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,164 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
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