Author has written 3 stories for Vampire Beach series, Assassin's Creed, and Beyblade.
Name: DI (Define Incompetent).
Age: Old enough to kill, Old enough to drink (Shonobi style)
Location: England (United Kingdom), Europe, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, Universe. . . Errrrr
Likes: Football, Sleep, Food, Sleep, Animals, Sleep, Internet, Sleep, Music, Sleep, My iPod, Sleep, FanFiction, Sleep, Anime, Sleep, Manga, Sleep, Phoenix, Sleep, Wolf, Sleep, Dragon, Sleep, Tiger, Sleep, Snake, Sleep, Evil Vampire Banana's, Sleep, My friends (Aww not!), Sleep, Assassin's, Sleep, My dog Rosie, sleep, ICT, Sleep, Graphics, Sleep, Art, Sleep, Black, Sleep, Red, Sleep, Neon Colours and oh Sleep! Plus Bugs Bunny!
Dislikes: School, Teachers, Work, Waking up, Runner Beans, Carrots, My friends Dog (it bit me!), Ducks, My Mum (She won’t let me have a pet rat!), Donald Duck, Daisy Duck, Sasuke Uchiha (Naruto), Sai (Naruto), L (Death Note), Anyone who dises Relentless, Crayons, Fairies, Nutella, Anyone who calls me a Goth (I have nothing against Goths - just i am not one), Teddy Bears invading the white house, Doctors (they always have cold hands), Baby Pink, Squares, Grammar, English, German (not the people - just Learning the Language, (I suck), People who Dislike me, My friends Ex-Boyfriend (Both of them - Snowy and Ali), My (Personal) Computer, Smoking, Someone not letting me have their hat, People who disrespects my Shoes, Raisins, Orange Peel, Super Glue (guess what happened), The printer, Onions.
Hate: My English Teacher!
Anime/Manga: Naruto, Devil May Cry, Death Note, Beyblade, Digimon, Wolf's Rain, Bleach, Vampire Knight, Gundam Wing/AC, Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Soul Eater, Shaman King and more. . .
Books: Dragon Master (Chris Bunch), The Night Angel Trilogy (Brett Weeks), The Mortal Instrument Trilogy (Cassandra Clare), Twilight Trilogy (Stephanie Meyer), Vampire Diaries (L.J.Smith), The House of Night Trilogy (P.C. and Kristen Cast), Assassin's Creed Renaissance (Oliver Bowden), Percy Jackson (Rick Riorddan), Vampire Beaches Series (Alex Duval), Night World (L.J.Smith), The Immortals Trilogy (Alyson Noel), Dark Visions (L.J.Smith), The sight (David Clement-Davies), Time Riders (Alex Scarrow), The Huger Games Trilogy (Suzanne Collins), The Morganville Vampires (Rachel Caine), Eragon and more. . .
Cartoons: Storm Hawks and more. . .
Comics: Ultimate Marvel, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and more. . .
Games: Call of Duty, Devil May Cry, Halo, Monster Hunter Tri, Final Fantasy, Ninja Gaiden, Pac-man, Ookami, All Mario Games, Legend of Zelda, Rayman Raving Rabbits, All Sonic the Hedgehog Games, My Sims, Another Code :R, All Assassin's Creed Games, All Harvest Moon Games, Naruto, Bleach and more. . .
Misc.: Lots and Lots of Crossovers
Movies: Transformers, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, G.I.Joe: Rise of the Cobra, Star Trek, The Prince of Persia, Fools Gold, Alice in Wonderland 2010, Bullet Proof Monk (LOLZ), Racing Stripes, The Day After Tomorrow, All Naruto Movies, The Italian Job, Oceans 11, Oceans 12, Oceans 13, Wall-e (Look Piles of S*it), Iron Man, Mission Impossible, I Am Legend, Avatar, Mr and Mrs Smith, Wanted, St Trinians, Tomb Raider and more. . .
The only reason it says 'and more. . .' is because my brain sucks!
Quotes. . .
'I don’t give a flyin’ f*ck' -
'To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short' - Confucius
'To the library!' - CB and Cho (Soka from Avatar: the last Air bender)
'Friendly Mushrooms!' - CB and Cho (Soka from Avatar: the last Air bender)
'Whatever advice you give, be short' - Horace
'Anger is a short madness' - Horace
'I love Pie' - CB
'Things never work out the way we think they should or the way they were planned. It’s a constant – sort of like the laws of gravity. When the shit hits the fan, gravity will eventually pull it back down. Where it lands, now that’s the interesting part.' - Unknown
'Don't live in the Past, Live for the Future' -
'Come to the dark side, we have cookies!' - I don’t know but you are awesome!
'I don’t give a flyin’ f*ck, about your flyin’ f*ck, you mother f*cker' - . . . Cho
'Evil Vampire Bananas' -
'Hey, bro, the dog's sitting in your chair'
'Ninja Skills, Ninja Skills *Punch* awww' - CB
'Epic Fail' - who the hell came up with it?
'I'm not crazy, my reality is just different to yours' - me
"Old enough to kill, Old enough to drink, Old enough to Fu-"
'Expensive things come in small packages, but so do explosives' -
'That was sick.'
'What’s the difference between broccoli and boggies, kids eat boggies' - me
'Life is very short and what we have to do must be done in the now' - Audre Lorde
'one’s eyes are the gate way to their soul' - Unknown
'Ali, move your donkey!' - CB
'Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream' - Hugh Hefner
"Oh. My. God. It's a f*ckin teddy bear!' - Me
'The tidying fairy has spoken. Keep it good or I will cast a spell on you and your eyeballs will fall out and your teeth will go black.' - My Mother . . . creepy
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Man in the Mirror
All Time Low
Guns and Roses
Survival Of The Fittest
A Devil's Pride