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Joined 04-28-08, id: 1562845, Profile Updated: 06-22-11
Author has written 5 stories for Portal, and Tooth Fairy.

I'm basically just a wanna-be author that writes fanfics when I get writer's block. Portal is my favourite game series, and Wheatley and Doug are my game loves. Oh yeah. I don't need real boys to make me happy; Wheatley and Doug do that already.

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Give His Heart a Break by eccentricpetal reviews
Two things; he had needed her for two things. They were simple things, he thought. One, he needed a place to stay; a place to hide. Two, he needed her to… be there for John. But, he had not expected it to end up like this.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,329 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
The Group Hug Project by Student of Dreams reviews
Tony has never had anyone to hug him before. He doesn't quite know how. Now that he has a family, this is something that needs to change.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 60 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Bloodstained by TheMortician'sDaughter reviews
"This was not how death was supposed to be; death was not sad. The notion of suddenly ceasing to exist was not what people feared – they feared that nobody would notice their absence, that their life meant nothing to those surrounding them..." The one thing Bruce wants is an end to the life he's sick and tired of living, and maybe, just maybe, this time it'll work.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
It's The Answer I Believe To Be Right by Christina's Inferno reviews
Fury challenges Bruce and Tony's relationship, but the two get support from an unlikely source. Bruce/Tony, with hints of Natasha/Clint if you squint.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Ten of You by shadowblade-tara reviews
After the battle, Banner corners Steve about his jibe at Stark. Short oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Sarcasm Still Valid by pirate kit reviews
You don't escape from the insane facility of Aperture on tenacity alone. It takes a generous helping of bravery, wits, and sarcasm. And sometimes just a little bit of help from the last expected source.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 133,184 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011
The Prank by zabchan reviews
Steven Merchant, The talented writer and voice actor, gets a bit too personal with his alter ego. Not to mention his alter id. Warning: Real Person Fiction.
Crossover - Parodies and Spoofs & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Wheatley - Complete
So I Could Live Forever by Silver33650 reviews
Modest yet ambitious and very interested in science, young Caroline manages to net her dream job at Aperture Science as the founder's personal assistant. As time passes, her dream becomes a nightmare... My first story.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,625 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Caroline
Resolution by did-you-reboot reviews
Chell fully expected to succumb to Mobility Gel poisoning when her health started to fail a year after her release from the Aperture Enrichment Center. What she didn't expect was to find herself saved by the very constructs that tried to kill her.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,797 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Complete
Once Upon a Tragic Time by Silver33650 reviews
What if GLaDOS was finished in time for Cave to be uploaded? What were the costs of accomplishing this? But some things can't be changed... Cave/Caroline. Twoshot.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,259 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Complete
Stalemate Unresolved by Gregory E. Lacy reviews
SPOILERS for Portal 2. GlaDOS is not corrupt prior to the core transfer. All three of them are stuck in her chamber without any way to hurt or kill one another... and all of the cake is gone. Plot failure ensues!
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,819 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Complete
Daisy by conquerorwurm reviews
Prequel to "The Punishment." A young Doug Rattman meets a unique personality core—one that can remember its previous life—and is forced to make a very difficult decision.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4451 - Favs: 10,371 - Follows: 1,037 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
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Rat's Tale reviews
This story follows Rattmann as he travels through Portal 2, watching over Chell and deals with his wounds and Schitzophrenia. He has to choose who is more important- himself, his companion cube... or Chell?
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,236 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - D. Rattmann
What A Weighted Companion Cube is Not reviews
A short poem about man's best friend.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Weighted Companion Cube - Complete
Wings reviews
Oneshot about Tracy. Tracy finally snaps and gets his wings. Violent.
Tooth Fairy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Tracy, Lily
The Humanity Core reviews
Where did Wheatley come from? Doug Rattmann finds out firsthand how a Personality Core is made. Oneshot.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2011 - D. Rattmann, Wheatley - Complete
I'm Different reviews
How the Ammoless Turret became the Different Turret.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2011