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Okay so some of you may know I am the one and only DanSerena4Ever but I just got a new account, don't ask me why I wouldn't know It is to go with my newer email. Umm... Thank you guys so much who reviewed my stories before on my other account... I enjoy your kindness oh so much.

Umm... Okay about me... Ugh I love green and I don't liked to be touched unless I say it is okay. Hehe right Christina. Oh if you don't know who Christina is... my fellow fans and awesome people she is like one of my all time favorite people. She is my bestest friend in the whole entire world she is like a sister to me, I feel like I have known her all my life which surprisingly I haven't, Christina has an account on here it is EdwardBella4Ever. You should really check her out... and not in that way but in a read her stories way. Grrrrr... That always happens, Christina you've got your own profile, this is mine, now move over.

Okay anyway... I love to write, I'll be posting a twilight story under this account eventually, don't know when but I'll cross that bridge when I get to it.

Another Great Writer is my other awesome buddy, Court. She is so cool. Her stories rock. Recently she got her own umm... poem published in a magazine. It was really good. If you wanna know what magazine go to her profile or send her a message She would probably love for you to ask her. Umm... If you like vampire stories or really well written ones then you should so read her stories they are awesome. Her fanfiction account is Laayne... I hope you enjoy

This makes me cry so much... and the worst thing is, is that it is so true

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that wasstopped.
Two more eyes that
will never see.
Two more hands that
will never touch.
Two more legs that
will never run.
One more mouth that
will never speak.

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EVER WONDER:

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?

If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?

Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas?

Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?

Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do
you call a girl that is named after her mother?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile E. Coyote keep buying their products?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?

Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?

Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?

Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?

If you are against Animal Abuse add your name to the list and add it to your profile or site. RogueWarrior869,BlackWolfHowling, Bubble Blower, roughdiamond5, Green.Winged.Mistress, Bellaness, -Aikio-Hatate-, ForeverIndebted, Just.Another.Cullen.Girl.15

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

My Gay-dar is pointing at you madly, in your tight jeans and man make-up... I think there's something wrong with it...

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole

Went to a party Mom...

I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me
Not to drink, Mom,
So I had a sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didn't drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right.
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece.
I never knew what was coming, Mom,
Something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
This girl is going to die.

I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high.
Because he chose to drink and drive,
Now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing
Knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven,
Put ' Mommy's Girl' on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive

My breath is getting shorter,
Mom I'm getting really scared
These are my final moments,
And I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say, 'I love you, Mom!'
So I love you and good-bye

MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Drivers)

Daddy's Poem:

Her hair was up in a ponytail, her favorite dress tied with a bow,

Today was Daddy's Day at school and she couldn't wait to go.

But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home,

Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid, she knew just what to say,

What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.

But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone,

And that was why, once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all,

About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls.

There were daddy's along the wall in back for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently,

Anxious in their seats.

One by one the teacher called, a student from the class,

To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare,

Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't their.

"Where's her daddy at?"

She heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one." another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say,

"Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."

The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her mom,

And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back, she slowly began to speak,

And out of the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.

"My daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away,

But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day.

And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know,

All about my daddy, and how he loves me so.

He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike,

He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite.

We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone,

And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone.

'Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart,

I know because he told me he'll forever be in my heart."with that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest,

Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress.

And somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears,

Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years.

For she stood up for the love, of a man not in her life,

Doing what was best for her, doing what was right.

And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd,

She finished with a voice so soft, but it's message clear and loud.

"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star,

And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far.

You see he is a Marine, and died just this past year,

When a roadside bomb hit his convoy, and taught Canadians to fear.

But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away,"

And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day.

And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise,

A room full of daddy's and children, all starting to close their eyes.

Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside,

Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him by her side.

"I know your with my daddy,"to the silence she called out,

And what happened next, made believers out of those once filled with doubt.

Not one of them could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed,

But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant, long-stemmed, pink rose.

And a child was blessed for only a moment, by the love of her shining star,

And given the gift of believing that heaven is never to far.

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them,a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them.

If kisses were raindrops,
I'd send you showers.
If hugs were minutes, I'd send you hours.
If smiles were an waves,
I'd send you the sea.
And if love was a person,
I'd send u ME !!

Laugh your heart out,

Dance in the rain,

Cherish the memories,

Ignore the pain,

Love&Learn,

Forget&Forgive,

Because remember

you only have,

©OneLifeToLive©

Oh Them?
Yea I'd Lie For Them,
Cry For Them,
& Straight Up Die For Them.
because they're my
©best friends©

iwantthekindaboy. . .
who I can run to; with tears running
down my face, make-up smeared
& the first thing he says is...
"Who's ass am I kicking now babe?"

Unlike Barbie,

Me & my friends

~aren't sold seperatly~

Flip flops and belly tops, lemonade in da shade, blue skies, hot guys, late nights and water fights, ice cream, sweet dreams, party time, lookin' fine, sleeping in and sneaking out, that's what girls are all about

ishop.idrop& i r o l l t o t h e n e x t s t o r e

Ways You Can Tell You Are A Sad Sack

You get fired from your job at McDonalds.
You are so annoying that even your multiple personalities won't speak to you any more.
Your imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over.
Your mom still pick your clothes out for you.
You pick your nose and don't care who sees you.
You are over 30 and still living with your parents.
You look forward to going to a Catholic church for confession just so you can have someone to talk to.
You welcome calls from phone salesmen because no one else will talk to you.
You remind a teacher that she forgot to give homework.


ThInGs To PoNdEr:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers? if technically after midnight it's morning, then why do we call it the middle of the night? shouldn't we call itsomething like the early morningif you built/lit a fire in an igloo would the igloo melt?

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you walk and trip or stumble because your too busy reading a book copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have two or more of the same thing copied and pasted into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped when there was a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you've ever tripped over your own toe, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever lost a bet to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you know what a lemon fly is (for those who don’t, it is a mythical lemon with wings. ha! now you know!!)

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a door that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile

Random Twilight things I feel like adding to my profile :D

I have OCD: Obsessive Cullen Disorder.

I thought I had found my Edward Cullen... but it was just another idiot with fangs.

If Edward Cullen was real, I'd like, totally stalk him.

WARNING: Having a vampire boyfriend may be hazardous to your health. (Not that you'd care.):D

TWILIGHT: noun, 1. period between afternoon and nighttime 2. the first textually transmitted disease.

THANKS TO TWILIGHT, now if that certain boy seems to ignore me, it's only because he's a vampire, and he's polite enough to try and resist my blood.

Don't ever use High School Musical and Twilight in the same sentence.

Edward Cullen killed Bambi's mom.

Edward Cullen Dazzles me frequently.

EDWARD CULLEN: he's bringing sexy back... yeah!

EMMETT CULLEN: is a sexy beast. Literally.

JASPER HALE: Making you feel all warm and fuzzy about spilling your guts.

ALICE CULLEN: Sure, you can bet against me...:P

ROSALIE HALE: Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest one of all? ME!!

BELLA SWAN: Wait, what's so special about her again?

Maybe I shouldn't say it... but JAMES, if you wanted to track me, I wouldn't be so hard to find...

I like my men cold, dead and sparkling.

Twilight, twilight, twilight, twilight, twilight, twilight. What obsession?

Thanks Stephanie. Now I'll Never find a man.
You made Edward so perfectly awesome, and now i'll be going around trying to find a perfect, volvo owning, overprotective,vegetarian, vampire boyfriend. :D

Oh, for Fork's sake.

YOU REALLY KNOW YOU'VE REACHED THE POINT OF NO RETURN, AND ARE TOTALLY OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT, WHEN YOU WATCH WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, JUST IN CASE SOMEONE CAN HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS.


Just random...:P

If you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain...

"If something goes wrong, blame the guy who can't speak English." - Homer Simpson.

People are like SLINKIES. Basically useless. And yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.

Smile... it makes people wonder what you're up to.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt... then it's hilarious.

I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MUAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiny!:P

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Rosalie's Baby by Beckaabook reviews
Carlisle may have developed a way to impregnate vampire Rosalie - her own vampire IVF - could Rosalie and Emmett get their own baby?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,653 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Twilight Poems by S M Wilshire reviews
Poems i made about the twilight saga and other things so it's pretty much now just poems. R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 24 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
How it all began by Beckaabook reviews
Neferet has not yet been marked and is still being abused by her father - she thinks all hope of happiness is lost - can nyx change everything?
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,920 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Neferet
Twilight: The Musical by whitnibble reviews
Edward's rapping? Bella's singing Hannah Montana? Emmett's protecting his barney? Leah's got the pack on leashes? It's all Aro's fault of course. Him and that dang potion.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,424 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008
What does Emmett say? by Anomaly-Anomaly reviews
Story is still up purely because I need to beta.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,832 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Love At First Sight by EdwardBella4ever reviews
Bella and Alice are best friends. Then Alice's cousin Edward comes to stay with her. What happens when Edward and Bella start to like each other? ExB All Human!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,592 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 3/18/2008
The Life Of Rose by MollyRose3417 reviews
Rose has never been a normal girl. She belongs to a tribe of werewolves, and is a great warrior. But when the royal family of vampires comes to her home for a celebration,what's a teenage girl to do? Make some trouble. vampire romance
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 84,311 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
18 Ways To Annoy Jacob Black by Wana Be Isabella Cullen reviews
This is my first fanfic, so be nice. I sort of just listed 18 ways to annoy Jacob Black because I don't like him. Go Team Edward!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Jacob, Bella
Chatting with the Cullens by Tigger Piglet reviews
Just a funny chatroom expierience that the Cullens and other Twilight characters have. Please R/R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008
Bella and the book the tells all by Spazetic Red Head reviews
Bella goes to Seattle to pick up a book for some light reading. What book will she find and what is revieled in that book. Read and find out. please review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008
IDK, My BFF Is Better Than Yours! by whitnibble reviews
When Emmett and Aro become best friends, Edward becomes jealous and stakes a claim on Seth, which leads to a string of jealousy...ultimately leading to a BFF battle involving all the Cullens and their BFFS.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008
Myra by Laanye reviews
Myra is called to aid the Kingdom of Ash with her strange abilities. She is accompanied by an odd assortment of friends and has mystical help on the way. Can Myra save the Kingdom of Ash? Who is helping her? Is evil, truly evil? Please R&R!
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,575 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008
Hey Edward Cullen by willywonka5 reviews
Tune to hey there delilah. a love song for every true fangirls fantasy. EdwardXMe XD
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
Imprinting Vampires by Spazetic Red Head reviews
Edward has a little red-headed daughter. Kelly isn't a normal vampire though. Things get flipped upsidedown when an unexpected visiter shows up. R&R Rated T for future language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Edward
A Blood Red Rose by Laanye reviews
Katy Duvall falls in love... story full of vampires and werewolves. Enjoy!
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,323 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008
Secret Discovery by Reigns Wondering Thoughts reviews
There is a secret and the family is about to find out something that was believed to only be a legend. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Healing Her Wounds by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella never jumped. She never found out about Jacob. In fact, she married Mike Newton. Four years later, she finds herself in a abusive relationship with no way out. What will happen when Edward comes back to her? Can he save her? Will she let him? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,184 - Reviews: 4242 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007
A Sunless Day by izziebella913 reviews
The entire book of Twilight written in Alice's Point of View
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,045 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
You What! by EdwardBella4ever reviews
Edward cheats on Bella. Jacob gets hurt saving Bella. What will happen between Bella and Jacob. Are Bella and Edward really over. What happens when Bella's pregnant? Read to find out. I suck at summaries. Continued after Eclipse. ExB a little JxB
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,573 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007
I found all I will ever need in you by EdwardBella4ever reviews
Set in Mid-New Moon. Edward is gone and Bella has fallen in love with Jacob. What happens when all of the Cullens return? JxB
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008
The World's Strongest by Raine Delmont reviews
Is Emmett still the strongest? [Submitted for the 55 word challenge]
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
You Sank My Battleship! by EdwardAddict reviews
Jasper and Emmett are bored and decide to play battleship. Who's gonna win? What crazy things did I make them do this time? Read to find out. Rated T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
When Twister Gets Funny by EdwardAddict reviews
Bella and the rest of the Cullens play Twister one Thursday night. Why is everyone laughing? Why is Emmett wearing high heels? Rated T for Emmett. ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
When Scrabble Goes Wrong by EdwardAddict reviews
What happens when the Cullens decide to play a game of Scrabble and it turns physical? How will the problem be solved? Rated T for language. ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
The phantom of the Oh look a birdie by Angel-of-Music1331 reviews
COMPLETE! The Story of The Phantom of the Opera. Except Christine has a very short attention span, and memory problems.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/20/2005 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Complete
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Love Like This reviews
This story is about how Edward&Bella, Alice&Jasper, Emmett&Rosalie, Esme&Carlise and Angela&Eric met, how they got together and there happiest moments,It'll travel through time with the characters showing there first kiss and there first "I Love you" R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/19/2009
Bella Redbird reviews
BElla Swan life changes when she gets marked. she finds herself losing everything and everyone that once mattered to her. Until she meets Edward Cullen, a 5th former, will he help repair her broken heart or will be break it more? HoN&Twilight X-Over. R&R.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/18/2009
What If reviews
What If Stark never died What If Stevie Rae lead more than just the red fledglings&had more power than imaginable.What If Erik was gifted more than we know.What if the HoN was in so much danger only a force as strong as the nerd herd could fix it.plz r&r
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Zoey R.
The Unexpected Ending reviews
Alice keep keeps getting the same torturous visions that knock her to her knees. Bella is so oblivious to what's going on and they want to keep it that way but what if keeping Bella is the key to Alice's visions actually happenign. R&R not sure if cont.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2009
Talents Of Twilights
J.A.C.G.15 presents the wonderful Talents of forks high... What will happen when forks get a crazy fun loving principle that likes a good laugh every now and then... When names are picked randomly from a bag... what will the twilighters do to get a laugh
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Published: 8/24/2008
Together we stand fighting Forever we stay in LOVE
Twilight SOAP OPERA... Pictuie a soap opera of life after breaking dawn with Jacob and renesmee... Vampires still forget that she is human... ALOTTA DRAMA WILL BE HAPPENING... Keep in mind that it is a soap opera, maybe a bit OOC.Plz R&R much appreciated
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2008
From Friendly WalMart to the Deadly Meadow reviews
Bella gets pregnant and is afraid to tell Edward, She walks out of the Walmart bathroom to see a outraged Alice, Alice takes Bella somewhere quite to talk but it turns out her psychic abilitys are failing her...What will happen Next.R&R plz&ty
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008
A day at Chuckie Cheese with Four Fingers reviews
It's Bella and Edwards Daughter Emma's birthday, Every year she has her party at chuckie cheese but in the cullen family the tradition is If you lose then you have to do whatever the winner says,Edward wins the battle but Emma chooses the torture.All Huma
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
What could have been, A life without Emmett reviews
Edward finds love in Rosalie when Carlisle brings her home one night, but when he ends up in forks he finds himself falling for a girl, even though his heart was set with Rosalie he knows she is the one,but unfourtunately her heart belongs to a dog. Plz R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2008
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