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Joined 04-28-08, id: 1563199, Profile Updated: 04-08-12
Author has written 7 stories for Devil May Cry, Vocaloid, Kichiku Megane/鬼畜眼鏡, and Harvest Moon.

Name: Petrushka

Age: 17

Fav. Animes: Hetalia, kuroshitsuji, Nana, Wandering Son, DeathNote, Ai no Kusabi

Fav. Bands: Nightmare and Versailles

Fav. Singers: Gackt, VOCALOIDs, Hyde

Fav. Movies: Boy's Love, Moon Child, Bunraku

Fav. video games: Kichiku Megane, Resident evil, Harvest Moon, Enzai, and Absolute Obedience.

Likes: Cosplaying, ramen, Drawing, Roleplaying, yaoi, hentai, reading, tentacle, Being seme-like, and DDR.

Hates: homophobics, preps, Bakugan, 4Kids, and most rap.

Fav parings: BirkinXWesker, LeonXAda (resident Evil0, PeinXKonan, ItachiXMadara, KakashiXSakura(NAruto), CloudXSephiroth(FFVII), XenmasXSaix(Kingdom Hearts), TrainXSven(Black Cat), LightXL(Death Note), ShuichiXYuki(Ggravitation), DanteXVergil(DMC), LinkXDark Link(Zelda), GakupoXKaito, KaitoXLen, SenseiXSchoolgirl, GachapoidXanyguy, LenXRin, KaitoXRin(Vocaloid), DerekXAngei(Traumac anter), SkyeX CLaire, SkyeXTrent(Harvest Moon DS Cute), and NanaXRen (Nana).

In Progress:

Vergil's New Virtue - Devil May Cry Yaoi (Hiatus)

Story of Evil - Vocaloid (haitus cause message of regret is so suck)

The way things should've been - Resident Evil Yaoi A/U (Not up yet)

Alice Human Sacrifice - VOCALOID (Hiatus)

The Perfect Revenge - Ai no Kusabi mpreg (In progress)

The Price You Pay - Kichiku Megane mpreg (Hiatus)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.


I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I MUST be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be mexican.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS

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Seashells by Mewknight reviews
Based off of my Love Potion story. It's Valentine's Day and Howl wanted to give something special to his special someone. Not what he was expecting. HowlXFuji. Mpreg
Crossover - Howl's Moving Castle & Ponyo/崖の上のポニョ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Howl, Fujimoto
Wesker's Office Affair by MorticiaWolfe reviews
Wesker is in need of a new secretary, is Chris up for the job? Did Wesker give the full job description? Angst, Mpreg, Slash, Alternate Universe, sex eventually
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 10/23/2008 - A. Wesker, Chris R.
Monster King by demonlifehealer reviews
Wesker has won but as time goes on he realizes how important an enemy is in making life "interesting". Oneshot. Yaoi! Mentions of Depression and mild control. Wesker/Chris! Violent sex at the end!
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,358 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/27/2009 - A. Wesker, Chris R. - Complete
Unshed Tears by BrokenRosePetals reviews
How do you stop crying when the only one that could make you stop is the one that made you cry in the first place? Exactly. You can't. MainCharacter/Skye
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,755 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Edgeworth Cleans Up by Aurelia Shadow reviews
A visit to Phoenixs house turns messy. WARNING contains men loving men
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007
Bundles of Joy by The Lady And The Pinku reviews
When protection is not used, "joyous" consequences appear, and 9 months later, they will be bor... LxRaito, MelloxMattxNear, ?xMatsuda mpreg
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - L, Light Y.
Better Than Milk by NariNari reviews
Two-Shot. 1: An evening away from Eve ends in Sven discovering a newfound love for milk. 2: Being trapped in a freezer does nothing for Sven...except give him time to teach Train a little lesson. A whipcreamed topped lesson. SvenTrain.
Black Cat - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,753 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
DUI: Defending under the influence by ButterflysHurricane reviews
Turning up for trial hungover is one thing, but to turn up drunk? PWxME delicious smut. M for second chapter.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2008
Don't want to dream without you by EmrieRose reviews
Chris and Leon left on a mission. Now ten years later they come back to find that they have another mission. Protecting their children from a new organization.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 9/22/2007
100 Ways to Annoy Yuki by NariNari reviews
Yuki states 100 ways Shuichi can annoy him, on purpose and on accident.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
Unexpected by Aleia15 reviews
Sometimes a slip of the togue leads to unexpected consequeces. PhoenixMiles
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Complete
Come Dance With Me 2 by Chicky Tifa reviews
The Gang returns! Chris and Jill's wedding, stag nights, hen nights, the lot! And their bundle of joy...(unknown to the others!) a lot of fun and romance, please r&r
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 4/21/2003 - Published: 3/2/2003
Hope Never Dies by DarkMave reviews
Claire is trying to make a life for herself after Raccoon City but Leon pops into her life. This takes place more or less a few months after CODE VERONICA. All Reviews are needed for me to continue this story.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/26/2002 - Published: 12/2/2002
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He Stole My Heart and Left reviews
Jack is alone after his secret lover Skye is run out of town by angry villagers.The only thing that could make this worse? He finds out he is pregnant with Skye's child. One shot. Mpreg. yaoi. SkyeXJack. Commissioned. M for birth mostly to be safe
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Jack, Skye - Complete
Guardian reviews
Jack has an abusive ex and Cliff plans to protect him. Mpreg/Yaoi CliffXJack one shot commision
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Jack, Cliff - Complete
Price You Pay reviews
Katsuya used the glasses to better his life and now he'll have to pay the price of letting Kichiku take over, and having a child. Mpreg
Kichiku Megane/鬼畜眼鏡 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Katsuya S.
Alice Human Sacrifice
A tiny dream fights not to die but things never go as well as hoped. Meiko, Kaito, Miku, Kagamine Twins.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Published: 6/29/2010
Story of Evil reviews
A story based on the songs that make up the story of evil. Daughter of evil, servent of evil, message of regret, and Re birthday. I am writing these for school so I figured I might as well post them up.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Rin K., Len K.
Kokoro Kiseki The Lambda Organ
After the death of her twin brother the chemist RIn Kagamine decides to create a lifefirm. He won't wake up. Based on the song. One-Shot.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Rin K., Kaito S. - Complete
Virgil's new virtue reviews
Vergil has risen from the hell he'd thrown himself too. He's now as nice as can be and Dante isn't sure what's going on but is suddenly feeling a new emotion toward his brother. DanteXVergil Yaoi warning! Lemon!
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Dante, Vergil
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