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Author has written 20 stories for Glee.

Wanted in 5 states for crimes of extreme fangirling

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a bonewhite light by Chickwriter reviews
A life baptized in no life for a while... eyes mica-silver and blank. S3 spoilers.
Downton Abbey - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Mary C., Matthew C. - Complete
Neither A Soldier Nor A Gentleman by Francesca Wayland reviews
Missing scenes from the end of ASiB, which unfold over the span of about 48 hours. How does Sherlock actually escape from the Karachi insurgents himself, and what happens when an adrenaline-filled Sherlock finds Irene waiting for him in his hotel room right after his audacious rescue? *COMPLETE*
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 101,928 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Sherlock H., Irene A. - Complete
Rome is Burning by Inkpot satsuma reviews
Post "A Scandal in Belgravia". Shameless Sherlock/Irene and shameless Baring-Gould refernce. Sherlock saved Irene's life, but didn't head straight back home. They're like two people from a separate species, and there are results.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,855 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Sherlock H., Irene A. - Complete
2030 by nitefang reviews
"All right, guys, where do you think you'll be in the year twenty-thirty?" "In jail or dead," Puck answered. Then added as an afterthought, "Or both."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/28/2012 - [Puck, Rachel B.] - Complete
Never Such Innocence Again by Chickwriter reviews
June 1918. "All alone, with plenty of money, and a house in Eaton Square? I can't imagine anything better." It came too soon for her, and now Lady Mary Carlisle feels nothing. Definitely AU and positively M/M.
Downton Abbey - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,935 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Mary C., Matthew C. - Complete
For You and For Myself by soulofair reviews
Irene's role in Sherlock's life doesn't just fade away. Fading isn't her thing. Instead, their relationship flourishes. Blatantly obvious spoilers for S2; OC in later chapters
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 73,777 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Sherlock H., Irene A. - Complete
Misfit Toy Hero Squad by Cassprincess reviews
After 372 years, another young man has been gifted with the power of fire after the crimson moon. Can thirteen young people and their new talents come together and protect each other from harm? Sci-fi!Puckleberry, Klaine, Finncedes, Chang-squared & More
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 175,418 - Reviews: 2174 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Puck, Rachel B.
North by alien09 reviews
I haven't been to this park in a while since we became an us. / EPIC Puckleberry that spins off course from Rhodes Not Taken. Nominated for 3 2011 PR Fanfic Awards. COMPLETED.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 82 - Words: 149,213 - Reviews: 2829 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 1,087 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
every chorus was your name by Nova802 reviews
Rachel's the breakout star of a hit show on Broadway and everyone turns up to see her triumph except the one person who's been on her mind the most. Puckleberry one-shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Any Other World by Chickwriter reviews
When a badly wounded Matthew returns from the front, the only person he wants is Mary... but he doesn't know that.
Downton Abbey - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,862 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Mary C., Matthew C. - Complete
Sustain or Concerto for the Famished in D Minor by MaybeAmanda reviews
"So now you're behaving like a six year old 'cause he didn't take you along on his honeymoon?" Lestrade said. "Grow the hell up."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,120 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Make Way for Ducklings by TheMastress reviews
When Rachel opens the first of her shower gifts and finds a little rubber duck with a Mohawk, she can't help but smile. Puckleberry FutureFic. FaBerry friendship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,082 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Like Passing Notes in Secrecy by smc-27 reviews
He's never really missed a girl before. He never cared enough, really, to miss anyone.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,277 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Just Like Last Tuesday, Except With Zombies by angel-dawes reviews
Lima is infested with zombies, and McKinley High's glee club, along with guest judge Emma Pillsbury, hole up inside the school to combat the blood-thirsty hordes. Full ensemble fic with emphasis on Puck, Rachel, Finn, Quinn, and Kurt. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,311 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Not With the Eyes, But With the Mind by boldlikeblack reviews
Rachel is more than a little psychic. Don't own Glee, obviously
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,743 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Burning Down the House by Katertots reviews
Rachel Berry and Noah Puckerman have a fiery first encounter that leads to an unlikely friendship and maybe something more. Set in New York City, this future AU fic also features Rachel's friendship with Quinn and Kurt, and Puck's best friend, Finn.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,941 - Reviews: 1944 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 1,111 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Rachel B., Puck
World Famous Sugar Cookies by Cassprincess reviews
We know Puck and crazyass Berry. But in 2003 they were just Noah and Berry-pants. Cookie addict and cookie dealer. Best friends. This is how it all changed. And this is maybe how it'll all come back together. Flashbacks mixed with Season 1. :
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,441 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Sweet You Rock and Sweet You Roll by smc-27 reviews
Puck/Rachel summer fic: "It's my spotlight now," he reminds her. She opens her mouth to say something, but he cuts her off. "My band, my song choices. I'm lead. If you want in, you can deal with it." 3-part story.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,350 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
The City by smc-27 reviews
Somewhere between coffee at Dean and Deluca and riding the Staten Island Ferry just for fun, he starts to think that it actually makes a lot of sense for the two of them to end up going rogue the week after graduation. Puck/Rachel future fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,160 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
I'd Steal Your Heart Before You Ever Heard A Thing by smc-27 reviews
He's got a reputation that she just doesn't fit into, and yet he can't leave her alone. Everything's getting better for her, and he should let her have that. But it's not his fault she's stuck in his head. Puckleberry Finn
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,107 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
We're Both Looking For Something by smc-27 reviews
Puck and Rachel, a series of firsts. Sophomore year, junior year, senior year and beyond. 4-parter
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 60,387 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
To Have and to Hold by GoingVintage reviews
A baby she hadn't planned on. A husband she didn't even know. A life that neither of them wanted or expected. Can they do it at all, let alone together? Complete AU... Puck/Rachel as adults. NOW COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,306 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
When I Said I Wanted to be Your Dog by heymamawolf reviews
Six times Puck realizes Rachel Berry has him wrapped around her little finger. In other words, the one with Idol auditions in Chicago, Rachel not being able to hold her liquor at all and Puck being obnoxious/whipped. OH AND THIS IS PURE FLUFF, JSYK.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,004 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Patterns of Fairytales by heymamawolf reviews
Five times Puck gets Rachel to break the law and the one time they get caught.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,123 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Puck, Rachel B.
Many Thanks by Madm05 reviews
James Potter would never forget the first time he met Hermione Granger. Nor would he forget just how much he owed her for all she had done for him, his family, his world, and his future. HHr, through the evolving eyes of James Potter. HHr/JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,101 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 2,000 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
I sing the body electric by Nova802 reviews
He calls her Berry when he talks to her. Which is not often. She doesn't call him anything. Her voice is caught between "Noah" and "Puck" so she avoids situations where she might have to say his name. Set Post Mash-up
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,177 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Set Myself on Fire by deews reviews
Puck and Rachel, from the beginning. It wasn't always slushies and nasty comments in the hallway. // Ten: Someone breaks up, someone makes up, and old habits die hard. Finished!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,887 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Life Goes On by msathenaxf reviews
A view of life for Quinn, Puck, Finn, and Rachel as they leave high school.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,471 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Complete
sin tetas, no hay paraiso by deews reviews
Puck and Rachel watch Telenovelas, try to kill each other with words, and then make out. Puck/Rachel, hints of Finn/Rachel. // He wonders when she became someone in his life that he actually cared about, and how the hell he can reverse the process.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,240 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
In Bloom by XWaltzforVenusX reviews
RyanTaylor. Taylor goes to Berkeley, and ends up as a Teaching Assistant for a certain law professor...
O.C. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,000 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Ryan A., Taylor T. - Complete
Let Myself Fall by Scion of Kushiel reviews
Susan Pevensie left her heart in Narnia, and now she's come back to claim it. But time moves on, as do people, and amidst a rising crisis, dreams can shatter so easily. Please R&R.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,118 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Caspian X, Susan Pevensie - Complete
Just a Face On a Train by katheryne reviews
After rescuing a train from Doc Ock's attack, Peter Parker found himself unmasked and indebted to those he had just saved. 4 months later, a train passenger again crosses paths with the young hero. Based on events from SpiderMan 2.
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,504 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 2,399 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Complete
Not All Monsters are Demons by imjustaguy reviews
BtVSL&O:SVU A serial killer attacts the attention of both the SVU and the Council. The Summers sisters learn that not all monsters are demons. COMPLETE
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,031 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 9/3/2004 - Complete
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Back to You reviews
"And sometimes, if I blink my eyes enough, I think I'll just wake up and you'd still be there sleeping next to me." /a Puckleberry AU futurefic
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,779 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Rachel B., Puck
when the stars go blue reviews
He had known that nothing good would come out of going back to Lima.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
come together reviews
Puck and Rachel discuss the brilliance that is the Beatles.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
You Only Live Twice reviews
When Noah Puckerman impersonates a Catholic priest, you better believe he has a good reason for it.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
as sweet as anybody could be reviews
In which Quinn Fabray babysits and learns an important lesson about Pucklebabies and the lure of candy.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
i got you, babe reviews
She could not, would not, have someone like Noah Puckerman getting in the way. No matter how lovely his arms were.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
thank you, clarity reviews
She wonders if this girl was going to claw her eyes out or something. She looked like the type. God knows, she didn't have enough money for cosmetic work if she did.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
The Ballad of Puck and Rachel reviews
It's in hitting all the right notes./ A series of unrelated one-shots set to music./ Chapter 2 - You Belong with Me
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Rachel B., Puck
things we said today reviews
"Do you even remember what I said yesterday?" Her brow scrunches up and she looks up at him with wide, Disney Princess eyes. "No."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
wanna tell you about the boy i love reviews
The cooing whispers and suspicious blushing that goes on whenever he calls is enough evidence that these two need to get together. And fast. So yeah, Rachel misses her boyfriend.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
five exclamation marks reviews
Bottom line - good public relations is the backbone of any good high school relationship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
so tight i could not see reviews
What happens when you go looking for the past? A pregnant Rachel goes in search of Papa Puckerman.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
friday i'm in love reviews
Yeah, it's pretty hard to believe that out of the three of them, he – Noah Puckerman – would be the one in a healthy, stable relationship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
only the good die young reviews
The petite brunette on his right has her face scrunched up and he thinks it's kinda sweet of her to keep her tears in check. He takes a deep breath before grabbing her hand and hauling her closer to him. This was bound to get emotional.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
A Fine Bromance reviews
I'm like the LeBron of bras. I can do it with one hand. I can do it with my eyes closed. One time, I just looked at this Cheerio's bra and it literally popped open.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
you've really got a hold on me reviews
See, this is all your fault. Your fault that I had to turn down a perfectly lovely boy and break his perfectly lovely heart. Your fault I'm ruining my vocal cords by drowning my sorrows in vodka. All. Your. Fault.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
The One with All the Nekkidness reviews
The screaming and cursing and miles and miles of skin and eyes going where eyes should not go is actually happening. To him.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
when my love for you was blind reviews
After high school. Puck and Rachel get set up on a blind date with each other. Five times.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Puckasaurus Rex reviews
There are raised women's voices, some shouting and he looks up just as a six year-old boy with a mohawk and no pants on tears out of Children's Place screaming "I'm Puckasaurus!"
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
i can't quit you, baby reviews
"See that girl over there? That's my wife."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete