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Joined 04-28-08, id: 1563404, Profile Updated: 03-21-09
Author has written 7 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club, Detective Conan/Case Closed, and Code Lyoko.

What's up? I don't know, pretend I said some awesomely witty greeting to you and you liked it or something. Anyway, I just want everyone to know that I don't usually write in my profile since half the time I feel nobody reads the profile anyway, but whatever! Information on me? Uh, look down I guess. Whatever direction it's in.

Name: I don't plan on telling anyone my name, but you can call me Cookie to Seki na. Or just Cookies. Or Oki. I don't care. And yes, Oki is from Okami, I just like the name =P. Okay, call me Oki.

Age: I'll let you guys take a guess, but I'll give a hint. You can find my age if you read one of my stories. If you don't read my stories, then here's the hint: It's between 10 and 15.

Gender: Take a wild guess, my friend...guest...whatever you are.

Interests:'s whatever you want my interests to be! No, I'm kidding, but really, why would you want to know?

Dislikes: I dislike a lot of things. All of the minor ones don't really bother me, but there ARE things that I really hate. For instance, mirrors. They creep the hell out of me because at one point or another, you could close your eyes for a period of time and some unknown thing could be reflecting in your mirror. The funny thing is, my closet has mirror doors, so every morning I have to look in a large mirror. Same when I go to sleep. I hate loud noises, too, and neon colors.

Fears: Wow, I just don't know where to begin. My longest fear would have to be of heights. I have a strong case of Vertigo (a dizzying sensation where stable surroundings feel like they're tilting or spinning) whenever I'm at a high altitude or somewhere that's high up and open. I swear to god, I am never looking down through the glass floor of the CN Tower EVER again. Let's see, I'm also afraid to death of wooden puppets, dolls, and clowns. The dolls one came from having this creepy looking doll that seemed to follow me everywhere with its eyes. I swear, I even looked at it as I moved and I could practically SEE its eyes moving towards me. Clowns are scary, too. The Ronald McDonalds clown actually freaks me out a little bit, too. After watching Shaft, I gained a large fear of riding in elevators, afraid that it was going to break down or a cord was going to snap and the lift was going to kill me and anyone else in with me. There's also the fear of cable cars, extremely deep (abyss-like deep where you can't see the bottom at all) water, and looking out of windows at night or looking at dark, closed, or empty buildings at night in an empty neighborhood or district. Oh, and large houses.

Unusual Quirks/Habits: There's just nowhere to begin. I'm just really weird, but then everybody else is, too. When I sit down, I HAVE to either continuously switch the positions of my legs or shake them. I used to bite my nails and eat the parts I bit off, but after learning that by doing so I would get cancer, I stopped. This really annoys other people, but when someone's talking to me while I'm doing nothing, I'll unconsciously stop listening to them even if I'm not thinking of anything at the moment. Then I get yelled at. LOL. I also have an odd paranoia of sharing food with someone that isn't in my family. I'm not afraid of germs, I just have this odd feeling that by sharing food with people, I have to taste their teeth, and I figure that everybody's teeth taste terrible. Mine included, of course. In my dreams, I'm always already dead before my dream even begins because I don't like being a lead character in anything.

List 12 of your favorite characters(in no order)

1. Kyoya Ootori(Ouran High School Host Club)

2. Haibara Ai(Detective Conan)

3. Kaitou KID/Kuroba Kaito(Detective Conan)

4. Haruhi(Ouran High School Host Club)

5. Malcolm(Percy Jackson and the Olympians)

6. Kiri Koshiba(Beauty Pop)

7. Hibiki(Dragon Eye)

8. Near(Death Note)

9. Matt(Death Note)

10. Hibari Kyoya(?)(Katekyo Hitman Reborn)

11. Takashi Yamamoto(?)(Katekyo Hitman Reborn)

12. Narumi Shogo(Beauty Pop)

Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to?

No, and I hope I never have to.

Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Huh...I don't think so, considering we ARE the same gender and I don't swing that way.

What would happen if 6 got 12 pregnant?

It should actually be the other way around, but I'm sure it would work out.

Can you recall and fics about 9?

A count too many.

Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

...No. Just, no. They'd make a nice tag team though.

5/9 or 5/10 and why?

Malcolm's a smart boy...I think, so he wouldn't choose either one because both he would probably feel were inhumane.

What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 doing something on the bed?

Hibari would probably walk outside wordlessly, or if he was crazy enough, ask to join. Or! They could be playing board games! =D

Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.


Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?

I hope not.

Suggest a title for 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.

There probably would never be(no, that's not the title).

What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1?

It should be the other way around, but I'm really not too sure. Maybe a dare, or a deal of some sort.

Does anyone on your friends list read 3 fics?

Not that I know of, no.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?

Other than myself, no.

Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5?

HELL. NO. They aren't even on the same archives!

What might 10 scream in a moment of great passion?

He wouldn't scream, I'll give you that.

If you wrote a song-fic about 8, what song would you choose?

I don't know, Near really doesn't have a song.

If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?

T at most. Really, it would be better if Kyoya wasn't in that mess. Kiri and Narumi are better just being a couple, not a triple.

What might be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2?

...Hibari, pick-up line, and Ai just don't fit together anywhere.

When was the last time you read a fic about 5?

That's just the problem! Malcolm has so little publicity, it's just so unjust!

What is 6's Super Secret Kink?


Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober?


If 3 and 7 got together, who tops?

That depends. They're both pretty dominant if you ask me.

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Kyoya and Hibiki are in a happy relationship until Matt runs off with Haruhi. Kyoya, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Takeshi and a brief unhappy affair with Narumi, then follows the wise advice of Malcolm and finds true love with Kaitou KID. An incredibly tiny portion of that made sense. Except for all the random gay moments, it would make a great summary, just readjust nearly everything.

Just copy the questions and then answer them on your own. It's terribly funny!

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An Icey Love by Maymist reviews
Tons of bad grammar and errors xD this story currently being re-written
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 56,523 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 4/23/2008
When the Saints Come Marching In by Hybrid-Demon reviews
When Near meets L for the first time, he's confused about the feeling the older man sparks. What could it be? And what will become of them in the end? LxNear. Spoilers for Near's real name. RESTARTS ON CHAPTER 17. BEING REWRITTEN. Rated M later maybe?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,842 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 12/13/2006 - L, Near
Stuck by Sammysam468 reviews
Paul, Dawn and Chimchar get stuck in a cave. They encounter a few things as they try to find a way out. What fun. Lemon warning in chapter 15! Don't like don't read. Now Completed.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,317 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Dawn/Hikari, Paul/Shinji - Complete
The Dawn and Paul Talk Show! by ikarishipper900 reviews
If you can do a wonderfully random Drew and May talk show, why not a Dawn and Paul? Please read chap 1 for full explanation. Obviously ikarishipping! Other onesided ships too... CALLING IKARISHIPPERS!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 73,740 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 11/6/2007
38things by iluvyoumorethancupcakes reviews
The oneshot/drabble collection; the 38things girls don’t know about guys. Pokeshipping. Contestshipping. Ikarishipping.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,389 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 5/28/2008
Welcome to Dream Academy! by ikarishipper900 reviews
What happens when you throw the characters of Pokemon into a boarding school? Anything and everything, including competitions, fights, and romance. I'm not too good at summaries... PokeShipping, ContestShipping, and Ikarishipping. Rated T to be safe.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,768 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 7/20/2007
Friends,Family,Love by YYx reviews
This story is made out of boredom and is totally random x Contains Pokeshipping,Contestshipping,Ikarishipping,BrockXOC,OCxOC -Just R&R people!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,958 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008
Excelsior Emerald Academy by D1G1T4L hikari reviews
May is accepted to a prestigious school for only gifted coordinators and trainers. Things only complicate as Drew is there... Eventual Contestshipping. Minor Ikarishipping, Pokeshipping and Questshipping..Hoennshippers turn away now!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,873 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
Lady Marmalade: Sweet Sweet Revenge by HarvestGirl10 reviews
Dawn wants Revenge on Paul, and Boy is he going to get it. The Perfect Opportunity comes when Leaf,Zoey,Misty,May,and Dawn enter the Talent show, can Dawn finally get that revenge?Mainly Ikarishipping/Contestshipping/Pokeshipping and minor ZoeyxKenny!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,395 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
I'm with you by blazingeyes reviews
A young girl stranded on the road on a rainy night with no one to help her. Will a stranger from nowhere be able to help? First contestshipping fic. Song fic with the song 'I'm with you' by Avril Lavigne. ONESHOT
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
I'm Just Another Average Girl by Tomoshii reviews
[Ikarishipping, DawnxPaul, PaulxDawn] ON HOLD. After Hikari's mom dies, she is taken in by her mom's closest friend and her husband from high school, but she doesn't know who ELSE she will be living with. No Pokemon, Highschool Setting, Pervert Shinji
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 7/10/2007
The Detective's Princess by Jaelle reviews
Professor Agasa tells the Detective Kids a vaguely familiar story with VERY familiar characters. Princess Bride/Conan parody/fusion.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,846 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/19/2003
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Summer Chill Fest reviews
The war against Kronos is over, Luke is back safely, and camp is safe for another century or so. So what do the campers do for their summer? They have fun!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,463 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008
Code: Crush reviews
The Lyoko Warriors have volunteered to tutor a seventh grade class, and one slightly popular seventh grade girl has fallen for Jeremy! Will the group ever get this straightened out, or will Jeremy be victimized by a seventh grade girl?
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2008
Conan's Crisis reviews
Just when things were going bad for Conan, a person he never wants to see again appears at his school. All the while, Takagi has discovered his secret and Ai isn't exactly being helpful. What's a shrunken detective to do?
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/14/2008 - M. Sera
Kyoya's Notebook reviews
Haruhi's curiosity leads her to believe that Kyoya's notebook is more suspicious than he makes it out to be. No pairings, but it depends on your view.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Kyōya O. - Complete
Haruhi's Harem reviews
Haruhi's secret is revealed and the whole school thinks the Host Club is her male harem! After a game set up by the Hitachiin Twins, the Host Club is in a competition to see who pairs the best with Haruhi.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,902 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Haruhi F.
Ouranella reviews
Ouran decides to do a play on Cinderella, but the results aren't exactly as expected. Oneshot. Caution: Based off of crazy dream
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
A Wammyful Winter reviews
The Kira case goes on hold when Watari sends the Yagami family and friends to the Wammy house to spend a Winter off. Boy, are they in for a surprise!HIATUS
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,348 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008