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Author has written 7 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club, Detective Conan/Case Closed, and Code Lyoko.
What's up? I don't know, pretend I said some awesomely witty greeting to you and you liked it or something. Anyway, I just want everyone to know that I don't usually write in my profile since half the time I feel nobody reads the profile anyway, but whatever! Information on me? Uh, look down I guess. Whatever direction it's in.
Name: I don't plan on telling anyone my name, but you can call me Cookie to Seki na. Or just Cookies. Or Oki. I don't care. And yes, Oki is from Okami, I just like the name =P. Okay, call me Oki.
Age: I'll let you guys take a guess, but I'll give a hint. You can find my age if you read one of my stories. If you don't read my stories, then here's the hint: It's between 10 and 15.
Gender: Take a wild guess, my friend...guest...whatever you are.
Interests: Hm...it's whatever you want my interests to be! No, I'm kidding, but really, why would you want to know?
Dislikes: I dislike a lot of things. All of the minor ones don't really bother me, but there ARE things that I really hate. For instance, mirrors. They creep the hell out of me because at one point or another, you could close your eyes for a period of time and some unknown thing could be reflecting in your mirror. The funny thing is, my closet has mirror doors, so every morning I have to look in a large mirror. Same when I go to sleep. I hate loud noises, too, and neon colors.
Fears: Wow, I just don't know where to begin. My longest fear would have to be of heights. I have a strong case of Vertigo (a dizzying sensation where stable surroundings feel like they're tilting or spinning) whenever I'm at a high altitude or somewhere that's high up and open. I swear to god, I am never looking down through the glass floor of the CN Tower EVER again. Let's see, I'm also afraid to death of wooden puppets, dolls, and clowns. The dolls one came from having this creepy looking doll that seemed to follow me everywhere with its eyes. I swear, I even looked at it as I moved and I could practically SEE its eyes moving towards me. Clowns are scary, too. The Ronald McDonalds clown actually freaks me out a little bit, too. After watching Shaft, I gained a large fear of riding in elevators, afraid that it was going to break down or a cord was going to snap and the lift was going to kill me and anyone else in with me. There's also the fear of cable cars, extremely deep (abyss-like deep where you can't see the bottom at all) water, and looking out of windows at night or looking at dark, closed, or empty buildings at night in an empty neighborhood or district. Oh, and large houses.
Unusual Quirks/Habits: There's just nowhere to begin. I'm just really weird, but then everybody else is, too. When I sit down, I HAVE to either continuously switch the positions of my legs or shake them. I used to bite my nails and eat the parts I bit off, but after learning that by doing so I would get cancer, I stopped. This really annoys other people, but when someone's talking to me while I'm doing nothing, I'll unconsciously stop listening to them even if I'm not thinking of anything at the moment. Then I get yelled at. LOL. I also have an odd paranoia of sharing food with someone that isn't in my family. I'm not afraid of germs, I just have this odd feeling that by sharing food with people, I have to taste their teeth, and I figure that everybody's teeth taste terrible. Mine included, of course. In my dreams, I'm always already dead before my dream even begins because I don't like being a lead character in anything.
List 12 of your favorite characters(in no order)
1. Kyoya Ootori(Ouran High School Host Club)
2. Haibara Ai(Detective Conan)
3. Kaitou KID/Kuroba Kaito(Detective Conan)
4. Haruhi(Ouran High School Host Club)
5. Malcolm(Percy Jackson and the Olympians)
6. Kiri Koshiba(Beauty Pop)
7. Hibiki(Dragon Eye)
8. Near(Death Note)
9. Matt(Death Note)
10. Hibari Kyoya(?)(Katekyo Hitman Reborn)
11. Takashi Yamamoto(?)(Katekyo Hitman Reborn)
12. Narumi Shogo(Beauty Pop)
Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to?
No, and I hope I never have to.
Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Huh...I don't think so, considering we ARE the same gender and I don't swing that way.
What would happen if 6 got 12 pregnant?
It should actually be the other way around, but I'm sure it would work out.
Can you recall and fics about 9?
A count too many.
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
...No. Just, no. They'd make a nice tag team though.
5/9 or 5/10 and why?
Malcolm's a smart boy...I think, so he wouldn't choose either one because both he would probably feel were inhumane.
What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 doing something on the bed?
Hibari would probably walk outside wordlessly, or if he was crazy enough, ask to join. Or! They could be playing board games! =D
Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.
Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?
I hope not.
Suggest a title for 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.
There probably would never be(no, that's not the title).
What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1?
It should be the other way around, but I'm really not too sure. Maybe a dare, or a deal of some sort.
Does anyone on your friends list read 3 fics?
Not that I know of, no.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
Other than myself, no.
Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5?
HELL. NO. They aren't even on the same archives!
What might 10 scream in a moment of great passion?
He wouldn't scream, I'll give you that.
If you wrote a song-fic about 8, what song would you choose?
I don't know, Near really doesn't have a song.
If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?
T at most. Really, it would be better if Kyoya wasn't in that mess. Kiri and Narumi are better just being a couple, not a triple.
What might be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2?
...Hibari, pick-up line, and Ai just don't fit together anywhere.
When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
That's just the problem! Malcolm has so little publicity, it's just so unjust!
What is 6's Super Secret Kink?
Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober?
If 3 and 7 got together, who tops?
That depends. They're both pretty dominant if you ask me.
(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Kyoya and Hibiki are in a happy relationship until Matt runs off with Haruhi. Kyoya, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Takeshi and a brief unhappy affair with Narumi, then follows the wise advice of Malcolm and finds true love with Kaitou KID.
Hm...wow. An incredibly tiny portion of that made sense. Except for all the random gay moments, it would make a great summary, just readjust nearly everything.
Just copy the questions and then answer them on your own. It's terribly funny!
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