Yeah, dying was not very pleasant, I suppose. But hey, at least this ain't the end for me, because some god thought it was a good idea to choose me as a Gamer, and while I'm pretty sure a 16 years old is not qualified for this shit, I think I'm gonna benefit a lot anyway. Just gotta be careful and not die... oh who am I kidding. Magic in a magicless world is too OP. Eventual Lemons

Percy Jackson was having a perfectly normal day until he started hearing a voice in his head. Turns out the voice belonged to a god. Follow Percy's Journey as the god trains and aids him through his journey to become the Greatest demigod to walk on Earth and save the Western Civilization. Powerful Percy! Powerful enemies! Epic fights! Pertemis romance!

Taylor gets bug powers! Bet you didn't see that coming! QA didn't, because there's something very weird going on, and she could swear those bug powers weren't the ones she'd aimed for... Then things go a touch odd. But on the other hand, the DATA is delicious.

When we think of the recent history of the galaxy, we think of names like Palpatine, Dooku, Yoda, Skywalker - they stood like titans over the events that unfolded. I also played my part doing the best I could. Can't say if it was for the better or the worse - only time will tell I suppose as the Force wills. [SI/AU]

Waking up in the body of an old fat alcoholic wasn't my idea of fun. Add in homicidal stepmom Hera and megalomaniac grandpa Kronos, and I'm questioning the whole reincarnation deal. On the bright side, I am now an Olympian. And the world is clearly not ready for a Dionysus who truly embodies parties and madness. SI as Dionysos. Xover elements with Harry Potter, Bleach and DxD

Taylor becomes a dragon. Hijinks ensue.

Harry Potter gained a new friend just before the start of his third year at school, how will his story change when a symbiote has been added to the mix? Harry Potter/Venom crossover. Dark/Grey Harry. Pairing: Harry/Tonks/Fleur.

As Master of Death time refused to touch Harry. So, he decided to use the Veil seeing as his world was slowly dying. But the Veil, it turns out, was not what he expected. And so begins the journey of the Master of Death in Westeros.

Taylor Hebert had a great destiny, upon which much rested. She was also a latent psyker, too weak to ever awaken her potential. In the most critical moment of her life, these two things, combined with a plea for help made with dying faith, drew unsavory attention. A gift was given, a gift that was also a curse.

Some time between TPM and ATC, a hyperdrive malfunction results in the return of a long-lost ship from the ancient Sith Empire, carrying the dreaded Darth Cain, whose reputation in the Old Republic was matched only by his imposter syndrome. Needless to say, this throws a wrench into the plans of Darth Sidious …

Taylor is cleaning up Brockton Bay, using murder. She's happy, friendly and outgoing, but she's not nice about it.

Samhain 1981, the Dark Lord attacked two families. In shambles, one family rose to heights in the aftermath as Neville Longbottom was heralded the Savior, the other damned to the lowest depths as the Potter twins were left to their aunt's care. When they come back after a decade, not everything is as it seems as enemies lurk around every corner... Twincest ,Dark, multi pairing

This is a fic that answers an idle question I asked myself yesterday: "What if a snake was the hero of a Worm fanfic?" Snek is the familiar of a powerful wizard. He's about as smart as a young child, and can create personal portals to go wherever he wants. He's also a sixty-foot boa constrictor.

*WE ARE SORRY TO ANNOUNCE THAT THIS STORY IS ON INDEFINITE HIATUS. WE APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE THIS MAY CAUSE**

At 127 years old, Peter Parker has had a very long career as Spider-Man, but its time to hang up the cape... Or maybe not. Transmigrated into a brand-new dimension in a younger body, Peter has no recourse to start over... and navigate a rather chaotic new social life. Peter Parker/Harem WARNING MATURE THEMES

A Percy Jackson x A Practical Guide to Godhood. Kronos had a plan. It was destroyed under his eyes. So the Lord of Time's plan ensured every plan not his would die too. Olympus is more powerful than ever, but so is Perseus Jackson. And unfortunately for them, the soul governing his body is not big on loyalty...

With a mind unbound by judgment, and finding comfort in quiet solitude, Harry Potter begins his journey into the wizarding world. Yet, his past of abuse and neglect has shaped both his mind and magic into something new and powerful. He sees the world through a whole new kind of filter, which is just ready and waiting to evolve.

During the battle in the Chamber, the basilisk fang destroys the horcrux in Harry's scar. The Chamber holds more than a giant snake. What happens when Harry discovers these secrets? Will it aid him achieve the greatness he was always destined for? Powerful! Harry. Good!Dumbledore. HPXDGXFDX Susan.

Instant death or being granted a wish by a certain demon lord, decisions, decisions, decisions. Xander Harris makes an incautious wish and now has to deal with the consequences. Not exactly the road trip he was planning on taking, but there certainly is a lot of sights to see.

When Taylor triggered, she met a heroic spirit in limbo who out of sheer boredom offered her a chance to use her powers for her own gains, and really who was she going to trust more, Sir Mordred, or the creepy space whale that apparently wanted to violate her soul? Taylor honestly felt her choices were a bit limited if truth were to be told, but she'd never let Mordred know that.

The fight against Behemoth in New Delhi goes horribly wrong. Taylor, almost the only survivor, is sent back into the past by Phir Sē to try to fix matters. But there are complications ...

Percy Jackson ends up floating in the ocean of Kamino. War never ends, and he has been tasked to lead men into battle. It seems war is all he knows, and it is all he is good at. Recruited to battle the Sith, he leads. Not everyone approves of him or his unconventional ways, but he makes it clear to anyone that asks. He isn't a Jedi. Why should he have to play by their rules to win?

Luna finds something, or rather someone she maybe shouldn't have in the Department of Mysteries. When she and Harry are inexplicably given a chance to redo the year, they decide to take their lives into their own hands. Fixing old mistakes and making new ones, the occupants of Hogwarts are not prepared for this dynamic duo nor all their little, and not so little,friends. TimeTravel

Hermione Granger has it all: she excels in her studies, has a bright future ahead of her, and has a loving, gorgeous boyfriend who adores her.  She has only one problem: she cannot keep up with him in bed at all.  Wondering if there's something wrong with her or very right with him, she decides to test it out by inviting her promiscuous dormmate Lavender to join them for a night.

Sequel to The True Way Of The Sith. The Mass Effect Relay has been activated and a whole new galaxy of opportunity comes with it. What will Lily Potter, the Crown Princess of the Sith Empire, do with this new chance for adventure? And more importantly, will her father let her go into the unknown on her own? Citadel space beware, the Sith have come. (Harry x Harem) (Lily x Shepard)

Ciaphas Cain just intended to spend time partying with the local elite to make his lifetime posting managing a bunch of PDF on a backwater world like Slawkenberg more comfortable. Now his face is on the flag of rebellion across the system, he has an enamoured Daemon Princess stalking him from the Warp, and the lunatics are looking to HIM for leadership …

Harry Potter and Daphne Greengrass find an unlikely way to go back and have a second chance... sort of. Whatever may come is bound to be better than what they had left behind - they just had to die to get their second chance. #Dimension Travel #Time Travel #Rape #Nudity #Exhibition #Metamorphmagus #Manipulative Dumbledore #Independent Harry & Daphne #Weasley Bashing #Wards

Harry and Hermione dies to not so friendly fire after a jealous Ron finds them enjoying each other's company a bit too much. They're brought back to life after a fashion by an alternate Harry and cursed to loop though time and worlds. #Time Travel #Dimensional Travel #Dark Harry #Rituals #Cannibalism #Harem #Slaves #Pedophilia #Nudity #Weasley Bashing #Children #Vampires

So there I was enjoying myself at a bar about to pick up a pretty girl and then bam! I'm on Route 1, short as shit and somehow twelve again. Oh well, at the very least I can get that Charizard I always dreamed of. Self Insert.

Six months ago, when a recently married Harry Potter jokingly acted as if he was extremely vulnerable to suggestion while under the influence of Fleur Delacour's most powerful allure, he thought she'd merely laugh at his antics. Well, she didn't. Not at all. She was far too busy demanding he take off his pants. - Harry/Multi - WARNING:MATURE THEMES

Harry Potter: Unleashed is a T rated story that I'm submitting on this site. In order to KEEP that story rated Teen, I've created this companion piece containing the story's more adult scenarios. WARNING: MATURE THEMES. Harry/Fleur pairing

At the end of third year, when Dementors threaten a past version of Harry Potter and his godfather, Harry knows it's officially time to perform his very first Patronus Charm... But that's the moment he notices a bottleneck of some kind that he can't seem to force his magic past, and he realizes it needs to be destroyed before he can do anything else... Harry/Fleur - Evil Krum

Following a disastrous battle in the Death Chamber, a grief-stricken and berserk Harry tackles Voldemort into the Veil of Death. After a fight for his soul, the death dimension eventually spits him and Voldemort out into an unknown realm. There, after dispatching Voldemort for a final time, Harry finds himself meeting Thorin Oakenshield. How... interesting. Eventual Harry/Tauriel

"Are you okay?" Bianca asks, her dark eyes trailing across him. He stares at her in confusion. "Yes. Why?" Her eyes crinkle with worry, searching his gaze for something- something she found lacking apparently. "You don't look okay." She says softly. "You look, you sound… old."

Lemony Freshness with a hint of Hays Code. Why is it bad to use a Microwave oven to help prepare your potions ingredients? Read these short drabbles and find out. As we explore several ways Hermione Granger changed. Now broken into separate chapters. No catgirl. That will be a separate story. TEMPORARILY SUSPENDED

Taylor Triggers with the power of Hydrokinesis. She will wash away those who stand before her. Alt!Power! Taylor. Worm belongs to Wildbow. TaylorxLisaxAmy. Now has a TVTropes Page!

Scion's threat to all the Earth's has consequences that few foresaw. From the grim darkness of an endangered alternate universe, a girl called Taylor Hebert receives a care package of sorts. Three species' worth of super-tech has to be better for her than "bugs"... right?

Harry has just stormed out of the Dursley's house after inflating Aunt Marge. Like the first time around, his godfather startled him into summoning the Knight Bus. This time around, it's Sirius' turn to be surprised. ::Dumbs Bashing Ahead:: Harry/Multiple

After struggling to control the thousands of instincts that come along with just as many animal personas vying for dominance within his mind, Beast Boy decides to take up meditation and Raven decides to help... BB/Harem... WARNING: MATURE THEMES

Harry breaks the Elder Wand, and gets sent back in time. To 1976. With the power of the Elder Wand coursing through him, How will Harry change the future? Contains Harry/Lily pairing.

There's a very old concept in magic: Never call up that which you cannot put down. Shame the Death Eaters didn't know that... Now they have Skitter. Whoops... A little present to mark the end of 2023! Just in time for the end of this year and the beginning of the next.

The life of the Heberts changes rather a lot when Danny and Taylor use the rarest superpower of all and actually communicate with each other. Of course things go a little weird when in the process of this they poke around in the attic and come across Papa Schimmelhorn's old toolbox... Turns out Taylor has something of a knack. Probably runs in the family.

Magic is a strange and wonderous thing, it allows people to change into animals of all shapes and sizes. It can protect, nurture, and destroy. It is also rare. Only a fraction of all the planets that give rise to sentient and sapient life have magic. The other thing that's strange, though far less wonderous is that alien abductions are real.

Yes, this Old Guy is going Oriental! I don't know how long it will take for them to hire Assassins to off me or chase me back to Harry Potter, but now the Old Guy can sniff the fragrance of the girls and bash the skulls of the Noble Silkpants. We will go after Pussy... I'll try to keep a limit on them, two or three, four perhaps. Oh yeah, Canon will not survive long, as always.

My response to Reptilia28's "Don't Fear the Reaper" challenge. Cameos and bashings galore! Rated M for language and violence, underage smoking and drinking.

After losing everything that makes life worth living and wreaking vengeance on everyone responsible, Severus Snape, the latest Dark Lord, and his right hand, Narcissa Malfoy use a ritual to get back in time and be with the people they loved. Now, they have to struggle with being among the few sane-ish and responsible adults in the magical world.

The vampire of Dol Guldur has finally found his place in middle earth. He has his mate, his children, his lands, and plenty of friends. But how will he react when dark forces rise in Mordor and the fate of the world he has grown to cherish is suddenly put in peril? Read and find out.

Small changes butterfly into big ones. Although butterflies aren't quite the correct insect... And life, once more, becomes a touch odd for everyone in range of a Hebert. Don't let it Bug you.

This will be the place for any sub-10k word stories that I find or come up with. I am not going to take the ones I have already posted individually and collect them in here but anything that small from now on will be located here. Subject matter will vary but all will be marked M. They will all involve the Potterverse. It will be updated randomly.

Percy Jackson has a stalker. She is insane, effortlessly beautiful, has killed more men than he can fathom and is, as she's told him, "Hopelessly, deeply in love with him". He can't get rid of her and he's not sure if he even wants to. Did he mention that she was a goddess?

After saving Ginny, Harry is drawn back to the Chamber and finds secrets that will destroy everything he knows about his life and family. Now, with Salazar Slytherin as a mentor and father figure, Harry pushes magic to its limits to bring down his enemies — both those known and those hiding in the shadows. And in doing so, both old and new prophecies will be fulfilled (Multi)

"This is no dream." Percy's eyes widened as the light grew brighter and brighter. Every instinct told him to run, hide, to avoid looking at God. Everything but the sick voice inside him that preened at being called The Destroyer. "And you are no Demigod." And then everything went white.

Vincent Von Doom fell into the rabbit hole that is the DC Universe

He knew his clones were solid but someone finally clues him in that he can learn with them. Armed and ready, a simple idea would lead to a child's understanding of what a badass really could be. Cause if you can spam suicide clones, why not make it fun?

What would happen if someone with vast knowledge about the Mass Effect Universe, both official (wiki/Codex) and theoretical (fanfics), decent fighting ability and a plan was dropped into that Universe 13 years before Eden Prime? As it turns out, quite a lot! FemShep. Soft HFY. And a very different kind of self-insert. [The story will be revised after the First Act is finished]

Wake up Samurai, we got a city to burn.

What's a man to do when he wakes up as a Quarian in Mass Effect? Pull up his bootstraps and backpack his people to victory.

A crossover between Worm and the Cyberpunk universe. MC is Taylor from an AU (Riley/Bonesaww triggered with QA bug control powers and killed Jack Slash) but she lived her life as is canon, then gets swapped into the Cyberpunk universe and must survive. Medical Tinker Taylor in a Cyberpunk world.

Taylor Hebert with the power and knowledge of the Titans alongside an army of creations and watchers? This is certainly going to end badly for any villains she comes across. The world won't know what hit it. Literally, in some cases.

There are times where all it takes is the right voice to help you realize the greatness within to conquer the painful evil without. Uzumaki Naruto's voice of promise just so happens to be his own... from the future. Warning: Lemons, Moral Ambiguity, Gray Area Decisions, Slow Build, and Harem. Naruto w/ Kurenai, Ino, Sakura, Tenten, Hinata, Temari, Mabui, Samui, and Mei. ON HIATUS!

The Goblet of Fire isn't a simple artefact – it possesses vast amounts of magic, a rudimentary sentience, and multiple sets of rules for past Triwizard Tournaments. The goblet gets aggravated by interfering wizards, throws out the rules, and takes steps to protect the underage contestant who is drafted into the contest.

A Tyranid hive fleet that behaves intelligently.

All the interesting things that I have produced but haven't had the time to fully turn into multiple chapters.

A twist at the end of Harry's first trip to Diagon Alley with Hagrid. As they approach the Leaky Cauldron to leave Diagon Alley, Hagrid decides to present Harry with his gold ticket to the Hogwarts Express, while Harry was really expecting to go directly to Hogwarts with Hagrid now. Harry asks a different question. And that changes everything. HHr NLLL T for Characters deaths.

This is technically a crossover between the universe of Fallout and the niche tabletop game Eclipse Phase, which is described as a world of 'transhuman horror.' The main character is a combination of the memories of a random isekai and the memories of a transhuman scientist from Eclipse Phase.

Despite how impossible it seemed, Harry was sure his dad had saved the three of them from the dementors. After Hermione's time turner took them both back three hours, he was desperate to discover if who he'd seen casting that patronus was truly his dad. Harry certainly wasn't disappointed when his mum turned up instead, and changed the entire course of his life. Harry/Hermione

In the tradition of Zoat's 'With This Ring' an SI with a power ring appears in orbit around DC's Earth wearing just what they'd worn to bed. This was not a danger of sleeping naked he'd expected.

Young Hermione Granger is curious about all sorts of things. This leads to discoveries and oddness that is likely to only increase with time...

A Scottish lad dies. A Scottish lad gets reincarnated with a Dragon's Heart by the grace of a goddess with an amazing arse. A Scottish Lad kills things and fucks bitches. What a wonderful world!

It's been seventy years since Voldemort fell and the war ended, but Harry's battle persisted. Until he clashes with a witch meddling with time, and the clocks turn back. The die is cast, a new path forged. Old challenges meet new tricks. Someone's going to die, and it won't be him. Sic semper tyrannis, and may the gods help all those who stand in his way, for no one else will.

Third in series, read prequels or be confused. Harry had spent his whole life wishing for magic to be more abundant, and that was precisely what he got. He wasn't even particularly upset about the many serious dangers inherent in such a thing, for what was life without challenge? The irony of ending up in Azeroth after all the references was a bit on the nose, though.

What if Harry was separated from the group when Death Eater's attacked the quidditch world cup and ended up running to someone a little early?

Harry asks one simple question at his disciplinary hearing in front of the whole Wizengamot. Things take a turn because of that. Manipulative Dumbledore.

Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?

Sheev Palpatine SI. Political shenanigans, Jedi trolling, empire building and attempting to remain sane-ish while dealing with the buring wreck that's the Republic a decade before the Clone Wars.

Harry takes advice he shouldn't, to do something he really should have known better than to try. Still, all's well that ends well, right?

In the main timeline of Naruto's life, he never met his inner darkness until he was almost a man. What if his darkness formed sooner, given the right circumstances? And what if his darkness sought, not to conquer light, but to protect it; to shield it from being hurt or deceived anymore? Through it all, would it be so surprising for the Darkness to love the Light? Naru/FemYamiNaru

A single conversation between Hermione and Neville in November of their fourth year changed the course of Harry's friendships forever. Eventual HHr.

Harry gets cold waiting on the front porch of number 4 as a baby, so he does something to get warmer, which changes things immensely (Animagus young Harry, no living with the Dursleys) Chapter 6 up

Join Benjamin Blake as he takes on the marvel universe. Be Very Aware this is Anti Hero and Hero'ish MC I do not own X-men, Marvel or DC properties. This is pure fanfic so let's all just enjoy ourselves and suspend a little disbelief.

YATTF... but with a twist. It's time travel, but not really. It's the outcome of time travel. Because, you know, it's got to be a little confusing... Rating is for hinted lemon. Book timeline, but not canon. EWE.

Fed up with being controlled and imprisoned with his relatives after the events of his fifth year, Harry Potter takes his inheritance from Sirius and skips town to find a life of his own. One free of control and subjugation. He winds up in Los Angeles. In a club called Lux. Where a particular club owner offers him a deal. (Harry x Multi) (Lucifer x Chloe) (Vicious Harry)

Naruto's an old soul, but the seal on his former life begins to wear away under the pressure revealing someone... much like himself!

If Captain America could do it on a whim, Morgan Stark could certainly move to the past to save her own life. Might as well have fun doing it too, right?

YAHF: The Other Side of the Coin. Xander Harris finds himself inside Lex Luthor's body in the DC Universe. He's sure his friends will eventually rescue him, so he decides to toss a few monkey wrenches into the workings of the universe while he's there. Everyone has to have a hobby after all.

Being reborn in Runeterra would have been nice yet fate and luck decreed that Ark would find himself reborn in the deepest levels of Zaun. There, beneath the toxic clouds that poisons the air and blot out the sun he lived, scraping for scraps and trying to survive. He has use every last bit of his wit and cunning to survive this new world and if he has to claw his way up then so be

The death eaters weren't alone in the Department of Mysteries. This time Harry ends up transported to another world with the powers of a Master vampire and the voice of his first love in his head. How will the quest to reclaim the Lonely Mountain from Smaug differ with the aid of a snarky wizard with a thirst for blood. (Harry x Luna x Tauriel)(Vampire Harry)(Thranduil bashing)

Tony gets a dog. The fact the dog is a transmigrant is neither here nor there.

A Naruto AU where 'intimacy' between ninjas leads to faster gains than training, so the man with Big Chakra Energy is king. Harem. Gender flipped Sasuke and Haku.

This tragedy in Magical Britain asked to be written. Harry travels to India where to study parseltongue magic. Reaching one stop in the trip home, he learns of a tragedy that strikes close to him. Worse, there are attempts to cover it up. This is pretty–uh–very dark. Be warned. BASHING Goblins, Weasleys, Ministry.

The Force often works in strange ways. That was never truer when Darth Vader, not Anakin Skywalker, found himself on Naboo during the Trade Federation occupation. How is the Republic to react to a Sith Lord that has committed no crime and is aiding Queen Amidala? And did I mention Vader wasn't the only one brought along the ride? No, it's not Luke or Leia. Part 1 of Vaderline

The Founders found a way of putting powerful safeguards into their bloodlines. Now, as Harry faces off against the shade of Tom Riddle and the basilisk inside the Chamber of Secrets, the Sorting Hat causes one of those safeguards to activate. The result means Harry Potter is now Salazar Slytherin and the most misunderstood Founder is the Boy-Who-Lived.

Lung offed Quarrel, Taylor accidently offed Lung, now she's Butcher XVI and her only mentors are a cacophony of serial killers egging her on to do terrible things just for the laughs. The fact that Kenta, the man she had killed, was the only one teaching her restraint and understanding was rather telling on where her life was going. Adopting Aisha as her first Minion didn't help.

By 2043, Morgan H Stark was a citizen of a dying world, with reality itself collapsing, it wouldn't be long before the Earth faced the end. With the apocalypse nigh, Morgan was actually surprised when an old ghost from her dad's past showed up with a plan... She might not be able to save this timeline, but creating a new timeline where the world doesn't end was entirely possible.

A Crossover with Queen Potter. In another time and place, Taylor Hebert would break after hours stuck in a locker while all of the school children ignored her pleas for help. In another universe, Arry lays a special adoption egg as an insurance policy. Magic being what it is, and Queens not wanting to just be left laying around, the egg is transported from one locker to another.

The war has ended but nothing has changed. Harry Potter can't help but think, he could - easily- take over Wizarding Britain. The only thing stopping him? Hermione Granger. Dark Harmony.

Iron Man/MCU with a sine SI. For laughs, not for serials.

diverges from canon: start OOTP, Harry objects to Sirius being treated like an idiot child, & himself being disrespected. Weasley bashing, but some redemption, Manipulative! Dumbledore, Harmony after rocky start. Harry learns politics Marauder fashion, discovers family magic, breaks curses, has fun and oh, yeah, deals with that prophecy. Some twists from my warped imagination.

After a completely unnecessary misunderstanding at the Ministry of Magic, Harry finds himself waking up in his own private hell…on Privet Drive. Things will not go as certain meddlers planned. Harry/Multi, Ron bashing, Dumbledore bashing, lots of people bashing. Semi-crackfic.

The battle in the Department of Mysteries ends with Boy Who Lived plunging through the veil after his godfather. What happens when Harry comes into contact with an object of dark power in a galaxy far far away? Look out Star Wars Universe because Sith Harry is coming to make a splash (and annoy the hell out of the Jedi). Sith Harry. Grey Harry. (Harry x Ventress, ?, ?, ?).

Maul has just been killed by Obi-wan Kenobi on Tatooine. His spirit encounters the most unlikely of people who could give him a second chance. At the same time, a dying nine year old Jon Snow is in need of a second chance following Lady Stark's attempt to kill him. Jon survives, but barely. No longer Jon Snow, he flees to one day get revenge on those who wrong him and his family.

Based on Three Square Meals/John Blake Chronicles by Tefler. John wins the Progenitor War, but the cost is too high. In a desperate gamble, he goes back to the very start to do it all over again, with one key difference: he knows exactly what he can do this time around.

Truck San Isekaid me as Harry. I am a die-hard fan of Harry Potter, so I am going to enjoy Hogwarts to the Fullest! I may change things an itsy bit. Is two girls a harem? or three? Well, I am getting them. Harry/Two or Three, or More. As always, Mr. Cringe, Mr. Harem, and Gary Stu are here to screw Canon sideways. Harry will do the screwing with the girls in later years.

My Cyberpunk story that I post on Webnovel. I'd prefer that people read it there, but some of my fans are having trouble with the platform.

Harry spends the summer at a summer camp since his uncle doesn't want him home. It makes the story get a new twist. [Harry/Hermione/OC] Warning: Under-age sex. Don't read if it upsets you.

After stealing the Scroll of Seals, Naruto finds a weapon from a time long past. Wielding the power of the No Name keyblade, as well as the powers of his ancestor, Naruto will take the world by storm. Revenge, murder, intrigue, & more await. Will anyone be safe from Naruto's wrath? Dark Naruto; Naruto x Harem

What if Loki was able to warn his past self, so he did not lose control during his regency and was able to act as he normally would? What if he had been able to remain calm and in control of himself, and the situation? It would have changed everything. "Song of the Yggdrasill" part 1.

Harry Potter's luck was well known as fickle. And right now, as these things chased him, he hated it with all of his soul. He'd be even less pleased if he knew Marcus Flint just won 50 Galleons in the Hogwarts betting pool for that. Still, with the Potter luck in effect, how will the galaxy cope with Harry in control of the Tyranid swarms?

The battle against Kronos went badly, ending in the death of the defenders and the razing of Olympus. But not all is lost. Using Kronos' own plan against him, Percy and Annabeth managed to travel back in time to the point it all started. Though they quickly learn not all is as it seems. Titans and Gods beware, the greatest demigod duo will not back down from any challenge.

On the night of Halloween 1981, Voldemort casts the killing curse on Harry Potter. However, he could never have predicted the result of his actions. Now he finds himself trapped in the body of the boy he wanted to kill.

This is my take on the books from E. William Brown: Daniel Black series: Frank White thought he was hallucinating when a character from his favorite book asked for help. Hecate asked him to help her survive Ragnarok. Rating is M, some lemons... ok, more than some, but not shagging every 20 words. My first story... ever. So be gentle with the critics.

Harry gets blasted through the veil after Sirius and ends up back at his starting point. So he decides to take a whole new approach. This is a self-insert/back-in-time story. Mr. Cringe and Mr. Harem are helping me in this story with Gary Stu, so if this is not your thing... too bad. This is a Harry/Multi. I know! I always start with a few, but it gets out of control every time.

Dark Lord's are not the only ones that enjoy support from intense individuals. What if Harry Potter had help from those that were also morally flexible and deeply devoted? A mild AU story where Harry has assistance from two very scary witches early on and what happens after.

There was something strange about Harry when she saw him in Diagon Alley that day, at the cusp of their third year. He was different, knew things he shouldn't, and secrets swam in those emerald eyes. She felt her shoulders quake when he looked at her, really looked at her, and took her smaller hands in his calloused own. [Harmony, HHr, TT, Fluff, Complete]

A Worm/Venom/Prototype fusion SI. Lewds, murder, and more lewds ensue. Warning: politically insensitive content, graphic content.

Harry is launched into the Tri-wizard Tournament. Abandoned by every one, he gets a little upset and tries to get expelled so he doesn't have to compete. To help him along, the Great Harry is helped by a friend, finds a new one along the way and takes down some of his largest pains in his arse as he goes along... This is my take on 'Harry gets pissed he's in the tournament.'

Sometimes you're given a second chance at life. Sometimes you didn't ask for, nor want it. Sometimes, you decide to shove a stick in the spokes of Fate's bicycle just to see what happens for the hell of it. Sometimes, you just lean back and wrap your arms around your girlfriends, and laugh at life. Because in the end, why not have some fun with it all? It was good to be the Queen.

Harry and Hermione, weary of having to survive with no help and one wand only, find a way to return to their eleven years selves. Now they need to make some changes and hopefully reach the results they couldn't achieve in their other-selves. Mainly friendship. [Harry, Hermione]

Old guy's brother went through 4 Potter-verses and ended up in Westeros for his next level. This can be read as a stand-alone if you accept the Skills he brought along. His previous levels were done in: The games people play. As always Cringe and Crack are included. The bloody Game is still in Extreme Hard Mode. Insert/Multi

When Harry and Voldemort died at each others hands, Harry awoke in an alley as a ten year old girl. Perplexed at this turn of events but not overly surprised, she is taken to Wool's Orphanage. Now known as Iris Black, she is roomed with Tom Riddle, who she decides to befriend because honestly, why not see how things unfold from the other side? It might be fun.

Iris Potter was given the solemn duty to protect her young male counterpart the next reality over from the forces of evil. The only problem? They forgot to give her any rules to follow. Now known as Iris Black watch as she kidnaps Harry Potter and turns reality on its head as she finds the best way to make his childhood not only memorable, but worthy of the Marauders Dynasty.

After an accident, Harry finds himself reliving his day, over and over. He decides to use his time... wisely. One-shot.

Old Guy's brother did the stupid thing and jumped into the Black Hole instead of going to the Light. He ends up in seven-year-old Harry with a crappy Game System. Self-insert as always, Insert/Multi later on... as always. This is a crack-fic, keep that in mind. Warning! it also contains a lot of Cringe.

Harry takes a moment to help another Champion during the Second Task, and the unexpected aftermath forever changes his life.

Commissioned work. For Love of Magic AU. With all his wives choosing to pass on, the lines between "can I do this?" and "should I do this?" got a bit blurry for Harry.

An orphan arrives at Hogwarts. He has been bullied his entire life, is the heir to his family's legacy and a Dark Lord is out to get him. Follow Harry as he learns about long forgotten magic, gains his power and becomes the Dark Lord's equal. Will a French Flower and her love, "the power he knows not", save the wizarding world from a third Dark Lord? Dark&powerful! HarryXFleur

Taylor has a bad day that ends in a locker. Everyone has heard that one. It goes somewhat differently after that, as her call for help is answered by something from a lot further away than one might expect... A story in which Taylor makes a very large friend, the world gets confused, and Danny comes into his own.

This is a SI story inspired by the Worm CYOA v6, with ME elements. I'm writing it primary for fun. It's a time for a Wrex shaped wrench to meet the status quo on Earth Bet...

The Goblet is older than everyone ever thought, and during the choosing of the champions at Hogwarts it wakes up. It wakes up, it realizes it has been duped, and it's upset. It cleanses Harry, then sends Him and his bonded to a better place. When they return, The magical world won't know what hit them.

Lucius creatively tries to stop Harry from inheriting the Black Headship, only just too late. Harry has no idea why or how, but he is pretty sure he once again barely evaded death. If only he didn't have to become a woman to do it... Given recent revelations, he decides to roll with it and tries to reinvent himself to some success. As a she, he figures the prophecy is a dud anyway.

Lily Evans was adopted, now so is Harry, only he does it as Sirius' daughter instead of his son in order to protect himself and for various other reasons including betrayal. Living undercover proves to be much safer than living as Harry ever had, but the decision to flee the country is still made. This is Luna/Lyra (HP) femslash.

Some time ago when I started thinking about a Worm fic, three ideas came to mind. This is one of them, which now seems to have started to turn into a real story. Updates will be sporadic in all probability. It's considerably darker than most of my other work, but nowhere near the level of insane grimness of most Worm fics. (title changed on 2018-07-10)

She had not expected there to be any truth to Gamer fics. But that wasn't going to stop her from upending the world of Harry Potter as she knew it and exploiting the system just like the countless characters she had read about. Female OC as MC. True Neutral. Multi. Fluff. Lemons but not a smutfest.

Abandoned by his Uncle after one magical accident too many, a more inquisitive and adventurous Harry sets out to learn about the magic of nature in the Forest of Dean! Along the way, he meets spirits, magical creatures, fairies, and learns of a hidden world. AU/Shaman!Harry "Foxes! Fairies! Ghosts! Songs! Tree-house! Land-lady!" "VERA!" "What?" rated T for mild language and action

AU. 30th October 1991—the night before the troll attacks Hermione in the lavatory, Hermione hears a prophecy about herself, Harry (the "true friend"), Ron (the "false friend") and Dumbledore ("the bearded liar"). Eventual H/Hr. Bashing of Dumbledore and of the three evil Weasleys. Alternate title: "For once the adults do their bloody jobs."

Taylor dies in the locker. She isn't too happy about this setback, or the results, but at least she can still try to be a hero… while trying not to indulge in all the tasty snacks running around. Zombie!Taylor, AU, TaylorXMulti WARNING: dark, char death, lewd

this story is submitted so as to be saved as the site it is uploaded to is being taken down and will be uploaded in it's original entirety and not change in shape or format. all intellectual property is owned by their original author/publisher this is just a fanfiction using elements of the original HP by J.K. Rowling

A brother of the Old Guy died and chose the wrong option. He ends up as five-year-old Harry. Watch him deal with the bad guys. This story can't be taken seriously. My favorite targets are Snape and Dumbo, so don't cry if I bash them. When he gets older there will be some girls. so Harry/multi to be safe...

A spinoff from my Worm story 'Distance Learning for Fun and Profit', which has become large enough to split out as a separate thing. Also to stop people complaining... :) Note that you'll probably need to read the original story to make it make sense, and having a working knowledge of Worm is most likely also required.

When Naruto made Chunin, he learned the truth about who he is and who his parents were. Now that he has learned the truth, a darker side of our hero has been unleashed. What does the future have in store for our blonde hero now that he's vowed vengeance upon Konoha and its people? Where will he go from there? Semi-dark Naruto. Naruto x Fem Kyuubi

Hermione Granger decided it was time someone helped Harry Potter and she would be that someone.

When he dies on the second Death Star, Darth Vader is transported to his younger body, during the start of the Clone Wars. The galaxy will never be the same again. Edit: The overhaul is complete and I removed the original chapters.

Harry and Hermione discover a new trick. It may be illegal, but oh my, could they use it.

Long ago, Harry Potter was sold by his uncle to the Umbrella Corporation. But when the Goblet of Fire picks the champions for the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Harry, now Henry Ashford, is summoned to Hogwarts, out of the stasis tank he had been in. And so too has his mother. Alexia Ashford decides to use the Tri-Wizard Tournament to test the power of T-Veronica...and her own magic...

Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.

Who would have known a soul bond could change so much, yet keep so much the same. A time travel fic that changes the original story line. Currently Rated T for some language.

Old Guy gets himself shoved into Harry, and finds himself on the Dursley doorstep, in a basket! Watch him get out of this, kicking and screaming. No harem this time you pervs. Maybe some skin contact with the grown-ups? Hey, he needs something out of it! Self-insert, and please, this is not to be taken seriously. This kind of follows after he fixed the tournament

Post-OOTP. The episode in the DOM has left Harry a changed boy. He returns to the Dursley's to prepare for his inevitable confrontation with Voldemort, but his stay there is very short-lived. He finds himself in the care of people who he has no choice but to cooperate with and they give him a startling revelation: Harry must travel back to the 1970's to save the wizarding world.

Thrown back in time from 2019 to 1991, a grown and disgruntled Harry Potter finally has the chance to change his life for the better, fixing things before everything went wrong and becoming the father figure for his younger self that he never had. Maybe he now actually has a chance at happiness, both for him and his younger self, and just maybe a chance at romance as well...

Taylor has skillz. And is smarter than the average girl... Strange things result. This is a story that started as a collection of snippets, which seems to have become large enough to warrant taking further. So here it is...

The Battle of Hogwarts ended badly, very badly. Hermione's last thoughts were of her mother now she wakes up as her. This is a short one shot. Even if there is demand I am working on retold first. There is a bit more detailed warning and explanation inside. Rated M as usual.

When a man is pushed to the end of his tether, be prepared for violent retribution. The magical world had better prepare itself for the turning of the tide. If the magical government cannot be trusted to protect its people, then Harry Potter will just have to do it himself. Trigger Warning: Graphic depictions of violence.

Being the Master of Death made life difficult, especially when you need to save all of magical Europe from inbreeding its way to extinction. At least Death was enjoying watching his Master attempt this over and over again. Harry didn't find it nearly as entertaining. Well, tenth times the charm right? (FemHarry)

Loneliness was something that Harry Potter was accustomed to. He had learnt that there was none that cared for him, none that would rescue him from his misery and none that heard his pleas for help. Much to his surprise, however, Harry Potter had been wrong. Someone had been listening, had been there with him through it all. But, just who was 'Tom?

Jon has had enough of the abuse from Lady Stark for being a bastard. She puts him down. Treats him like he is lower than dirt. So he leave Winterfell in the dead of night and finds a cave. A cave with a Sith Holocron inside of it. One that belongs to Count Dooku. Through his guidance, Jon will discover his truth self, his destiny, and claim the Iron Throne...through fire and blood.

Sirius Black has Moonlighted as an actual Grim for years. Then, that fateful Halloween, he calls in a favor from Death. In 1991 Harry fails to appear, One Hermione Granger makes a new Friend, and as the day of revelation approaches, the questions is: How will the wizarding world react to a Harry Potter raised by his Sirius Black and his favorite 'uncle': The grim reaper himself.

It isn't Sasuke that Orochimaru wants, but Naruto. And she'll do anything to get him. Naruto x Fem Orochimaru I don't own Naruto

AU starting end of Fifth year. Hermione was hurt a bit more by Dolohov's curse, and Harry needs to do something to fix it. It all goes off the rails from there. Tropes galore, I'm terribly mean to several characters I don't like (i.e. most adults and the youngest Weasleys)

Petunia saw an opportunity and took it. Teaching Jasmine magic for her own gain, she changed the fate of entire Magical Britain. Before going to Hogwarts, Jasmine learned Occlumency and wandless magic. Her entire personality changed to reflect her different circumstances. She tries and fails to make friends, due to circumstances out of her control. She takes those lessons to heart.

Dementors on Privet Drive, what's next? Well, Harry finds his mum's words written specifically for him. In it, he learns of the duplicity of Dumbledore, who uses muggleborns as breeding stock. What will he do to escape that fate? He makes his own! Admittedly, I kind of lost track in chapter 2, but I think it ended quite nicely.

What does one do when they realize they're a pawn? Harry is going to take any good opportunity to escape the playing board. It just so happens that the way he does it, ends the game! Harry is a human hybrid! His two separate DNA strings only viable because of magic, shunting it into a human Animagus form. When he finds out, he escapes his fate.

Set after the Dept of Mysteries battle where Hermione died, Harry died and Ron got Brain Damaged. That's when things really changed. A quick one-shot that takes place only over 2 days and 180 years. Again oddly enough no bashing, a positive depiction of Dumbledore. Lunar Harmony. rated M for safety sake as always.

My answer to Reptilia28's challenge. Six times has Harry Potter died young instead of killing Tom Riddle and marrying his soulmate Hermione. The seventh time that Harry's soul is sent into his younger body, Harry keeps his older memories and he has a plan. But if he fails, both his body and soul shall die. An H/Hr story that bashes Dumbledore and our most unfavourite Weasleys.

Ron and Ginny where very very bad people in the future. They got a second chance to redeem themselves that they where just dying to take...

Taylor wakes in an unfamiliar place. An unfamilar place is about to have a very, very bad day.

It only takes a single disharmonious element to throw off the entire composition. Fifty years before Robert Baratheon was to ascend the Iron Throne, Westeros receives one hell of a bad musician. Harry never did care about any player other than himself.

The last thing I remember is being trapped in the locker; now I'm in some kind of filthy, abandoned research facility, one that's clearly never heard of OSHA or the Geneva Convention. How did I get down here? Am I alone? Most importantly… how do I get out? Maybe I should make something… Tinker!Taylor, sane!GLaDOS

Harry Potter is brought to Gringotts. Adventure ensues. Loving Weasleys, a bit of Dumbledore bashing, but not the focus. Harry/Hermione. This is a roller-coaster ride, so buckle up and have fun!

Harry finds himself thrust into his four-year old body, after Voldemort killed him in the forest in what would have been his seventh year. Knowing what he did, he decided to fix some things he never had a chance to before. He'd not go into the magical world untrained this time. OP Harry. Science, magic and discovery. Harem.

A soul from our world is thrown into the body of Ron Weasley in the exact moment that Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire. Teenage hormones, dark lords, and missing memories is a hell of a combination. SI

AU. Four days after Dumbledore has informed Hogwarts that the school will be hosting the Triwizard Tournament this year, Harry plays a hunch and sneaks off to Gringotts. At Gringotts, Harry begins a plan. Later, when the Goblet of Fire spits out Harry's name, Dumbledore is shocked by what Harry does next. This is an H/Hr story that bashes Dumbledore and Ron.

Harry dies... and wakes up in the year 2000. Everything is exactly as he remembers it. So what happens once he starts to change things? Watch as Harry proves that knowledge is power and foreknowledge is a superpower.

AU as usual, this is my version of a Wrong-Boy-Who-Lived story. It will have similar themes to my other HP stories but James and Lily lived and Sirius died that Halloween. James and Remus are Albus' lapdogs and Harry's twin Hadrian is the one they're calling Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived. Lily has hidden Harry away from Dumbledore, James and Magical Britain until he's 11.

A teenager falls from the sky but has no presence in The Force. He doesn't even know what he landed on. He certainly isn't anywhere near home anymore.

Eragon, through a trick of wild magic, finds himself returned to his 15-year-old body, with a newly hatched Saphira to care for and a war to win again. How will he handle the burden? What changes will he make to history? The future has been unwritten, and anything is possible.

Shepard was a total noob during the first play through. She made terrible choices, skipped quests, and she didn't buy any DLCs. Hopefully she would do a better job saving the galaxy at new game plus. Rate M for sex and violence.

Harry Potter makes a Christmas wish, and it changes his life. Cunning and powerful Harry, family, humor, and adventure. Dumbledore bashing in places. No swearing, but rating due to a few scenes that could be considered horror. Very little gore.

Waking in the body of a murdered child, Taylor Hebert, once a super villain and later a super hero must discover who has been killing muggleborns while being forced to go to Hogwarts, among groups who are the most likely suspects.

This is another take on Harry going back in time to try to fix things and stop people dying. Dumbledore, Molly, and Ron bashing.

When Goku bumped his head as a baby, someone else woke up. Someone that knows the scope of the battles to come, and what he must do to face them. SI/OC-as-Goku, rated M for lemons and language, please don't flame.

Ron makes a bad choice about seeking out Hermione, and Harry, panicking, calls for aid using parseltongue as the tap is right in front of him. He and Hermione make a new friend, and Snape recognises the lack of self-worth of the abused. A Snape-mentor fic with a 60 foot twist. This has four years/chapters, and it's a good place to stop.

On a trip to St. Mungo's to check on Moody after the Tournament, Amelia Bones sees a badly injured child in one of the beds. From that random encounter, everything changes. With a powerful ally fighting for him for once, not to mention growing affection from two lovely witches, Harry starts building his own family and begins to reach his true potential. Enemies beware. HP/HG/SB

"At that exact moment, Taylor Hebert connected to a vast alien entity. In most universes, she gets the power to control insects, in some, she gets a slightly different power. In this universe, in some cosmic case of wrong telephone number, Taylor connected to the wrong vast alien entity. In this universe, for a few seconds, Taylor Hebert connected to the Tyranid Hive Mind."

A portkey accident lands Harry at the feet of something more terrifying than a dragon.

When Harry and Cedric grab the Cup, they are transported to a graveyard, where Harry witnesses the resurrection of Lady Voldemort... who isn't quite what he'd expected. For one, she isn't trying to kill him. For another, she doesn't seem to like the Death Eaters either. Harry/fem!Voldemort.

This is the story of how Voldemort and the tools he created to defy death were destroyed by Harry Potter and me while sitting in an empty Hogwarts classroom using Harry's idea, my design, and most importantly, our intent. Set during 6th Year.

"You are gathered here today because the world is going to end within the next three years," Hermione said succinctly. "But my husband, having died before, is in no hurry to do so again. We are here to try and save wizard kind itself." A Harry Potter/Battlestar Galactica Crossover, with a touch of 2012 fused in for the fun of it. Obviously not Epilogue Compliant.

We've all had a gut feeling that something was very wrong, but Harry Potter has been through so much more that he has a higher threshold for weird feelings. Meaning when he gets one, he tends to listen to it. So, what happens when he gets this feeling before grabbing the Triwizard Cup and instead accidentally knocks it into one of the many dangerous beasts in the maze with him?

This is a Taylor Hebert centric story, starting just after the locker. Details after that are sketchy ...

Harry and Rose Potter faced everything together...until the Ministry ripped him away from her. Now, finally, Rose - with the assistance of Gabrielle Delacour - has found him again. They've got a plan to fix what was broken; and maybe get a bit of revenge along the way. Pairing: Harry/OFC/Gabrielle (twincest).

After having worked for over a decade as a Curse Breaker, Harry wakes up in an alternate time-line, in a grave belonging to Rose Potter. Fem!Harry

I died primarily due to the idiocy of others, then I was reborn as Bellatrix Alya Black, and while I was more than a bit perplexed to awaken in a new life as a fictional character, I was by no means adverse to living it up to the hilt. So I was the baddest bitch witch this side of the world had seen in centuries with family, station, and wealth all in my favor? Hehehe... Awesome.

The Girl-Who-Lived grew up in a stable household despite Dumbledore's manipulations, as Iris Dursley she lives a perfectly normal life until she and Dudley get a new game system for Christmas. Inspired by their characters the pair soon discover Iris's magic powers, which Dudley quickly declares makes her a Red Mage and he the Paladin that protects her. Now to finish the party...

Harry Potter despised being a celebrity and the drama it entailed, the only person he wanted to share this burden with was his twin sister Lillith who unfortunately is a vapid fool. He wishes on a falling star for his sister to be the equal he needs at the same time an affable Dark Lady from another dimension falls through the veil, be careful what you wish for. Sort of twincesty

AU as usual. Had the urge to try a 'Magical Britain can fix it's own problems, I'm leaving' story. Harry is his mother's son and brilliant in this one. HP/HG/LL and NL/SB/MJ core links and AD/VD/MD and Weasley bashing galore. Sorry, as someone pointed out a year ago, this should have been marked as complete ages ago.

An omake for Taylor Varga that I may have got a little carried away with :) Knowledge of both canon Worm and canon Taylor Varga is probably required for it to make sense...

Georgia Maddix, aka Forge, a metal bending mutant mechanic, meets Tony Stark while moonlighting as a construction worker at his Expo. It wouldn't have been a problem except for the thong, the undercover agents, and the Murderbots. Unfortunately when the dust settles Stark thinks she's a superhero, and SHIELD thinks she's a target.

Expanded from one of the whimsical drabbles. When Harry reckons that being chosen for the Triwizard has nullified his contract with Hogwarts and expelled him, he strikes a deal with Karkaroff, to Dumbledore's horror. Not to be taken seriously, just enjoy the anarchy and mayhem.

in a burst of accidental magic, Harry uses legilimensy to see pictures of his mother, and wish magic turns him into a little girl who looks like Lily. Vernon dies, and Petunia looks for somewhere to move. In Crawley they meet a little girl who also has accidental magic and with Petunia's knowledge and Dan Granger's cunning, plots are made. Fem! Harry, an experiment for me.

Naruto wants to train and get stronger. Jiraiya's lack of training half way the trip through finally reaches its boiling point. Words are said. Harsh cruel words. Naruto has had enough. Listening to Kyuubi, he goes to the Toads, and they have no problem making him into something Jiraiya couldn't. A badass Shinobi who doesn't take crap from anybody that seeks to put him down.

Rose Potter, trouble-magnet extraordinaire, finds herself waking up in the past after an accident at work. Deciding to do what Dumbledore should have, Rose decides to fix the timeline seeing as she's stuck. Everyone had better watch out, because this Rose Potter isn't what they were expecting - at all. Fem!Harry, slight AD/RW bashing. T for language (lots of swearing).

Harry learned a lot from the Dursleys; how to take care of number one was the major lesson. Distinctly grey! Harry. Combat gardening to be found within. He makes some unexpected friends too, and will you Puffs quit chanting 'Badger! Badger'

An invitation to visit a muggle house in Surrey England, the next morning, the 25th July 1991, is received by Director Amelia Bones. It is the home of one Harry Potter. That visit changes everything.

Darth Revan was not a stupid woman, far from it really. She knew Malak was unstable, she knew he was planning to betray her, and she knew he'd take advantage of the Jedi attempting to take her out. So now she finds herself apprentice-less, with a bridge filled with dead Jedi, and a comatose padawan in her brig. How to turn this young woman to her cause. Hmm...My, this could be fun.

Earth died, muggles and magicals had warred and damned themselves into oblivion. The only survivor was the less than sane Harry Potter. Eventually he stumbles upon the Veil of Death, on a whim he decides to walk through and soon awakens in his cupboard under the stairs as one Harriet Potter. The Marauders shall ride again, led by a not quite all there witch. (Black Family revival)

Hedwig is a very smart owl; none would dare deny that! So what is a very smart owl to do when she finds her human's living conditions unsatisfactory? Finding a new home is top of the list. Finding a mate for him is right after it. After all how is an owl supposed to justify having owlets if her human hasn't had children of his own yet? Very much a humor fic, no bashing of anyone.

Harry's troubled life is further complicated when his sex is changed due to a shoddy potion and a rebounding blood seal, she is the only one not surprised at this turn of events, blasted Potter luck. Now known as Lilly follow her as she embraces her new found freedom and powers as she and her friends toy with the world, for she solemnly swears she is up to no good. A rewrite.

Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!

If fanfics came with Director's Cuts, this would be the bonus material for Harry Potter and the Last Chance.

Response to Reptillia28's 'Don't Fear the Reaper' challenge. Harry has died for the twelfth time and his reaper sends him back for one last chance at completing his assigned destiny. Find extra deleted scenes by going to the author page.

After rescuing Sirius Black, again. Harry realizes the authority figures in his life arent doing their job. Watch as Harry takes his future into his own hand. HP/LL eventually, slight Dumbledore Bashing, some Weasley bashing.

Harry is owed many life debts. In his fifth year, someone decides to actually honour theirs.

6th year AU. Dumbledore messed with Harry's family even more than anyone suspected. Ginny discovers that she was born Guinevere Potter. Harry discovers that, in a twisted system, the power of having multiple houses to his name is undeniable. He sets out to turn this twisted system against itself; and maybe restore the nobility of the former kings. Harry/Luna/harem, dark

Harry decided that the only way he can win this war with his sanity intact is to train his own way without interference. But then he discovers an ability that he needs help with and only one person can provide that-Tonks. They bring the fight to the DEs in their own way so that the war will finally end.

Harry is rescued by a woman in a market and her sons when they accidentally discover the abuse he has suffered from the Dursleys. The world now has to deal with a wizard raised by one Agnes Brown.

When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Lots of cliches.

Harry Potter: the boy-who-lived, the boy-who-ran-away, the boy-who-is-missing, the street urchin, the boy-who-hung-around, the survivor, the boy-who-changed-everything. AU since 31 Oct 1981. Rated T for some language and violence. A HHr story with a poor relationship with Dumbledore.

The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.

After the war, Hermione is haunted by the friends she lost, so she comes up with an audacious plan to fix it, starting way back with Harry's parents. Now, all she has to do is get herself taken seriously in 1981, and then find a way to get her old life back when she's done.

Taken to the black house Harry becomes suspicious of the Hermione he met there. Her attitude was one thing that seemed wrong, but there were other things that he noticed. Things most would not even think about. He needed to make sure and that need led to a new adventure for Harry.

During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.

A Harmony story. Hermione is a Veela and discovers this shortly before their fourth year. What will Hermione's new powers do to alter Harry's fourth year? Warning- there's Ron-bashing ahead. If you dislike Ron-bashing, don't read.

Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny

Harry finally loses his temper with Snape during his remedial potions lesson, which leads to him discovering some things that have him leaving Hogwarts and taking Hermione with him. But not before he visits Dumbledore to vent some anger.

What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.

Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year

A hopefully different time travel story. Adult Harry and Hermione jump back in time to the Halloween the Potters were killed and baby Harry became an orphan. These adult versions change the past in the hopes of a better future. Won't-know-what-hit-him Dumbledore, AU, Harry/Hermione. Summaries are hard.

When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione

Why bother inserting yourself when you can insert someone else into your story to screw with?

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack

Percy is betrayed by the person he trusted most. Not what you expect, you'll see. Lost, he vanished without a trace. He returns a different man with a close relationship with the least likely goddess. No HOO...yet. What will happen when new threats rise. Will he fight? No percabeth whatsoever in this fic. Complete!

Harry finds a way to deal with Voldemort, only it's going to kill him to do it. That's just the beginning, however.

Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.

Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.

When Harry fell through the Veil of Death, that should have been the end of the story. But 40 days later he returned with a power never seen before, and a darkness in him that made both the dark and light fear him. H/HR/LL. Rated M.

AU GoF. Harry is brooding over his involvement in the Tri-Wizard Tournament when he receives an offer of help from a most unexpected source. H/Hr/DG, light Ron! and Dumbledore!Bashing, mild language.

An accident at the age of six turned out to be a lucky thing for Harry Potter. It could get him all the things he had ever dreamed about and many things that he could have never imagined; girls, adventure, a home, and love.

When Luna's dad is killed, things change. Post Order of the Phoenix HP/LL

What really happens when an abused teen reaches his breaking point? People get killed in this story, and real-life teenagers cuss. This is an A/U fic, and deviates from canon. HP/HG/LL, though later.

Fifth year summer brings some real changes to the lives of Harry Potter and Hermione Granger. Changes that lead to a different life and future to the canon fifth year.

Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.

My stab at the Harry travels through time genre. Significant inspiration from "HP & Nightmares of Futures Past" with a twist. Harry/Hermione

Angsty story based on Broomstick Flyers story 'Please Believe Me'. Heavy Hermione bashing to start, but will be H/Hr. Timetravel, AU, and limited soulbond. Please Read & Review Upping the rating due to language.

YASBF Yet Another Soul Bond Fic starting with the Chamber of Secrets. Harry and Ginny have to learn to live with a bond that steals away their privacy and leaves them dependent on each other and frightened for their future.

Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.

Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete

If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr

One night when Edward is out hunting, Alice drops by Bella’s room to keep her company. Only, things don’t go quite as planned. Sequel to "Golden Slumber". Alice/Bella, Bella/Alice, femslash

Luna sees an opportunity to help Harry in his fight against Voldemort and takes the initiative. A Harry/Hermione/Luna story from Luna's POV

I had an idea to take Harry into a new future, one I hadnt tried before, anyway this story is how after a rather traumatic event in his young life he got to be more than just a wizard. H/Hr again.

This is a short 4 chap story that was left on my old laptop. End of fifth year Harry starts the holiday feeling angry at the world. see what happens when he and his allies have somewhere to aim that anger. OoP bashing galore in this one. H/Hr broomstick

When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.

Seventy one year old Harry Potter, Headmaster of Hogwarts is given the choice to once again save the world or to remain and see his entire world disapear. If he choses to save the world he will be sent back in time.

Hermione makes a potion that will take her back in time to put right the mistakes she made, the worst of which was marrying the wrong man. Why she married Ron she did not know, she did know it was the biggest mistake she ever made.

7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot

COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations