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Name: Katie

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A little about me:

"You can't spell analyze without anal."

I'm weird. I'm completely insane. I talk too much. I trip, fall and then smack my face on the pavement. I laugh at all the wrong times. I complain, I cry. When I'm angry, I throw stuff at walls. It happens. It's life and none of us make it out alive.

Music is well...it's my thing I love it. I have a lots of songs on my iPod. It's crazy! I'm a country music fan...and I love it. I love rock. Classics are well, classics.

We are storytellers. We are writers. And most importantly, we are human; therefore, we screw up.

"Take chances, take a lot of them. Because honestly, no matter where you end up and with whom, it always ends up just the way it should be. Your mistakes make you who you are. You learn and grow with each choice you make. Everything is worth it. Say how you feel, always. Be you, and be okay with it."

"Look a the stars.
They're the same stars as last week.
Last year.
Same as when we were kids.
When we weren't kids.
In a hundred years.
no one will ever know who we are.
But they'll know those same stars."

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The Girl Under The Bed by Nostalgicmiss reviews
Bella Swan is homeless in one of the worst winters Seattle has seen. When hope is gone, and things take a turn for the worst a mysterious stranger steps in to help, turning her life upside down. Changing her life forever. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 205,101 - Reviews: 3818 - Favs: 2,087 - Follows: 1,131 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Bella - Complete
For Better For Worse by bemylullaby reviews
Every bride looks forward to their wedding day, but what happens when the man you’re marrying isn’t the one you love? Do you stand by his side and vow to be his forever for better, for worse? Or do you follow your heart and be with the one you love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,513 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Avenging the Fallen Angel by Nostalgicmiss reviews
Rosalie, after Carlisle changed her, seeks retribution from the men who murdered her the week before her wedding. WARNING: Very Dark, include violence. Written for the Femme Noire Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,673 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Rosalie
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3825 - Favs: 3,809 - Follows: 1,762 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Nine Months In The Making by bemylullaby reviews
Anything can happen in nine months...a life can be created & brought into the world. Follow the journey of 6 friends who've been through everything together. They've laughed, cried & loved together...will they be able to conquer the road ahead? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 125,637 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Complete
Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy by bemylullaby reviews
Washington, 1941. Edward and Bella have their entire lives ahead of them. What happens when Edward make a decision that will impact their lives in more than one way. Entry of Age of Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,496 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11602 - Favs: 8,376 - Follows: 2,513 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Nine Months In The Making: The Holiday Edition by bemylullaby reviews
In the Nine Months Universe. Read the actual story before reading this one..it's a MUST..Spend some time with the gang as the celebrate the upcoming holidays. What could possibly go wrong? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,469 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008
Falling Star by Edwardprefersbrunettes92 reviews
Everyone knows how Bella feels when Edward leaves in "New Moon". But how does Edward cope? Falling Star is a rewritten version of "New Moon" in Edward's perspective.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,923 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Edward, Bella
Walk Away by musically inclined reviews
He lets go and I turn around wishing against everything that he was there, standing with his arms open to hug me tightly once more.But he’s not.There is no one there.I am alone. *Bella's point of view*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Complete
22 Things Alice Cullen is not Allowed to Do by Lyn-Cartlascedemus reviews
Just like Emmett, there are things Alice isnt allowed to do. Yes this was already up but I was informed about a mistake I made so I fixed it and put it back up.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Alice - Complete
A Night Without Stars by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
One-shot. All human. Edward died in the 9/11 attacks. It's the one year anniversary and Bella visits his grave. She remembers their best nights as she fills him in on her life. Very, very sad.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 101 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Mall Trip by inmybubble reviews
what? dont EVER let the cullen kids and bella into a mall. ever. you'll see why.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
White Wedding by ConstellationxSirius reviews
- First Fanfic Ever - A look into Edward and Bella's wedding. Includes the wedding, reception, and wedding night. Mature teen, some smut. Read with caution!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,176 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Family Talk by NeverForgetThisPen reviews
Imagine Carlisle and Esme Cullen attempting to give their "children" a sex ed. lesson.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,626 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Cinderella by l'heure bleue reviews
”I will dance with Cinderella ... I don't want to miss even one song. 'Cause all too soon the clock will strike midnight, and she'll be gone...” — WINNER of 2 Twilight Awards!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Good Morning Bella by ronOReds reviews
It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 122 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Bathroom Confessionals by My-Bella reviews
More than you ever wanted to know about the Cullens' bathrooms. Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. This is a Cookie League Production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
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Unintended reviews
Unintended, meaning it’s not like I deliberately planned for my life to change the way it did. It’s not like I changed the way I did intentionally. It was purely fate, purely destiny. OOC-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,186 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009
A Very Cullen Christmas: Lights, Pianos and Igloos reviews
Join the Cullens as they trim the tree, open presents and play in the snow. Written for jandco and wtvoc's "A Very Cullen Christmas" contest. A collaboration between bemylullaby & katiemcullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,744 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete