Tainted Griffin
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Joined 04-29-08, id: 1563951, Profile Updated: 04-22-10
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and Transformers.

Hello, adoring fans!

Do NOT say, "What fans?" I don't get paid for this, you know.

I was formally known as Killerwing x Gaara and I apologize to all that are confused with the change. I felt that the name was a bit juvenile for me and have changed it accordingly. I have also changed my Beta profile, but no one actually cares about that...

I've changed my writing style and voice. Instead of the funny, cheerful stuff you all are used to, I've turned more to mellow, dark tones. Dramatic, not traumatic. I'm enjoying it. I feel bad because I've given up Kyuubi vs Naruto because of it. I've lost interest in Naruto for the most part.

Alright, I've started posting the new fic I talked about in my last update. It's called Two Front War. The summary pretty much covers it. I like it and I'm writing it religiously over here. That might be because the character, Laura Naitor, is ordering me around and taking control of the fic. I can't go a day without writing at least a paragraph because of her! If she drops me in the middle of this fic because she's bored, I will ruin her so bad. She will rue the day she came into existance!

And I feel a little embarassed now because no one will believe that characters actually fight the all-powerful, all-knowing author/authoress. It's even sadder because Laura is the first to do it so blatantly. Most go for the passive aggressive/civil disobedience approach. Laura, at least, is getting something done. Those others just stop working. Lazy cheapskates.

Why does everyone like my crappy stuff? Honestly, the first two or three fics I posted are absolutely worthless! The only reason they're still up is so I can see how far I've come and because some people reviewed/favorited it.

I'm rather sad that I've moved into more original writings. I'm sure a lot of you would appreciate me actually writing something worth reading. Those fics are posted on DeviantArt and I really would like anyone who likes my writings to go check them out. The name is Tainted-Griffin.

It's really sad, but I just put a lot of effort into the above, even though I know no one is going to read it.

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Holiday Spirit by antepathy reviews
Blackout tries to help out Barricade by explaining human holidays to the other Decepticons. It goes, predictably, poorly. Semi-crack/slightly hyped characterizations, very black humor.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Blackout, Starscream - Complete
Reset by Superficial Faith reviews
Barricade experiences a rather hectic Black Friday. Companion to Refresh.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Barricade - Complete
Black Friday by antepathy reviews
Barricade tries to explain Black Friday to a cluster of dronelings. It does not go well. Oneshot for your holiday fun!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Barricade, Starscream - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,589 - Follows: 238 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rhyme and Reason by Kitsune Swift reviews
While at an air show with her family, Judy is curious why that jet is parked so... weird. This idea was so random...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Judy W., Starscream - Complete
The Boy in the Mirror by CANARYwolf reviews
The first time I saw him was odd. I got scared, and ran. The second time, I did the same. The third time… I got curious. GaaraXOC Mainly fluff
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Gaara - Complete
Satan's Camaro by Bookworm Gal reviews
Miles' theory on why so many things with Sam has changed. Even stranger than what really happened. Also, his idea of what Bumblebee is.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Miles L., Bumblebee - Complete
Code Of Honour by LittleMewLugia reviews
When Sam intervenes in a situation he feels is unfair, and in doing so saves Barricade’s life, Sam discovers that even some Decepticons have a code of honour.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,801 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
The Dangers of Etiquette by Jack Hawksmoor reviews
Death has a good day, because he deserves one now and then
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
The Call of the Wolverine by ridesandruns reviews
A bored Wolverine and a cell phone mean trouble.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Logan/Wolverine, Cyclops - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 3,025 - Follows: 470 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
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Two Front War reviews
Laura Naitor is a witch currently attending Hogwarts. Shopping in Mission City became dangerous when giant alien robots started attacking. Now involved in their war, she goes to school to find another one starting against a certain Professor Umbridge.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,280 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Dolores U., W. Lennox
Lotus, the Kawaii Ninja reviews
A crackfic consisting of one Mary-Sue, one giant alien robot, one pink monster, and three tortured ninjas. Slight Transformer crossover, no true pairings, major cursing warning. Co-authored with Fatal Whispher
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Dwarves of Moria reviews
Ever wondered what happened to all those dwarves who tried to survive Moria the first time? The time before the Fellowship came and defeated the Balrog? No Pairings
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Complete
Kyuubi vs Naruto reviews
Kyuubi has a plan. A very evil plan meant to drive Naruto insane! Will it work? minor language. Abandoned and up for adoption.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto and Clones reviews
Naruto experiences everything the clones do. That includes their deaths. no pairings. dark fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Fate of Emos reviews
What happens if you put Edward Cullen, Bella Swan, Sakura, Sasuke, Itachi, and Deidara together in the middle of Forks? Edward, Bella, Sakura, and Sasuke bashing. no pairings. Twilight/Naruto crossover
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Death, Itachi, and Sasuke reviews
Sasuke finally has a plan to get rid of Itachi once and for all! Now all he has to do is convice Death... No Pairings!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasodei: Hide Me! reviews
The weekly ritual of Hidan and Deidara leads to something more.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete