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Joined 04-29-08, id: 1564164, Profile Updated: 12-17-10
Author has written 4 stories for Jennifer's Body, Inception, Repo! The Genetic Opera, and Friday the 13th.

Zdrasdtvutye! That's my attempt to speak Russian using phonetic English. Fail, obviously.

Call me paranoid, but I don't really want to release my name on-line.

Don't actually call me Paranoid, btw.

Wait, I'm a genius!

My pen name is now Para Noid.

Mr. Burns villainy finger-thing* Eeeexcellent.

Anyways...

Books I like: Anything by Holly Black, Scott Westerfield, Neil Gaiman, Neal Shusterman, Christopher Reisz, Michelle Tea, and the like.

Movies: So, so many. I'm actually studying film, so I spend a lot of time staring at teh screen.

List of famous hotties w/bodies, or cuties w/booties, depending: Joseph Gordon-Levitt (we have the same birthday. Soulmates? I think so). Kyle Gallner. Cillian Murphy. GARRET HEDLUND. Jared Paladecki. Richard Gere. George Clooney. The Old Spice guy. Andrew Wynegarden (sp?).

Music: Franz Ferdinand, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Queen, Led Zeppelin, ACDC, Metallica, White Stripes, My Chemical Romance, Panic! at the Disco, Gavin DeGraw, Florence and the Machine, Christina Perri, Lady GaGa, Rhianna, Eminem, Simon and Garfunkle, The Runaways, The Decemberists, MGMT, Phoenix, Cage the Elephant, Muse, and so on.

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Sanguinary by cypris88 reviews
A dangerous secret irreversibly changes Lisa's life, and she is thrown headfirst into a world of politics, money and murder.
Red Eye - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,877 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Lisa R., Jack R. - Complete
The Pawn by theH reviews
Post-movie It has been two weeks after the mission. But is it truly over or are there loose ends yet to be tied? season 1 complete
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,326 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur
Where Is the Off Button? by LucietheLiar reviews
Arthur is left alone with his three-month-old son. When the baby won't stop crying, he turns to Eames and Yusef for help. "Good God, Arthur, your progeny's even more annoying than you are." Gen!fic with Arthur/Ariadne
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Arthur, Ariadne - Complete
Skyscrapers by Harlequin Sequins reviews
He was tall in comparison to her, although everyone seemed to be, like an edifice that just brushed the legs of the stars. Ariadne/Arthur. Inception.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Complete
The Book of Genesis by Reizo Myu reviews
Deirdre Brookes never thought she would fall in love after the incedent and made a vow never to get close to a crazy again. But as her work at Arkham Asylum increases, so does her interest in the mysterious Jonathan Crane. Jonathan/OC. Enjoy! R/R pleasies
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,665 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - J. Crane - Complete
troy in a space of time somewhat less than an hour by cynic.in.a.fishbowl reviews
Hair sniffing. Ass kicking. More hair sniffing. It's Troy. But better. Rated T for most of the stuff Achilles pulls.
Troy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007
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Courting Death reviews
Colin Gray may be dead, but he is far from gone. He is an incubus, the only creature strong enough to defeat Jennifer Check, and all he really wants to do is paint his nails black and listen to maggot rock. Jeez! ColinxNeedy better than my shitty summary.
Jennifer's Body - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,027 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Colin G., Needy L.
Of Needles and Bugs, or Shilo's Secret Garden reviews
Two years after the Opera, Shilo's life has settled down. But when an all-too-familiar Graverobber comes crashing literally into her life, she must choose between living contentedly or fighting for true happiness. GriLo rated M for violence and sexehs.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,153 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Shilo, Graverobber
Those Things Unsaid reviews
JennaxClay. Just a short insert scene, pondering what they might have been thinking and/or doing while exploring the campgrounds.
Friday the 13th - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Complete
And Merrily we Fall reviews
It has been less than two months since the Fischer job, and the team finds themselves back at work trying to stop an attempt on Fischer's life. As they venture deeper into dreamspace, Ariadne struggles to keep the world around her from collapsing.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,359 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur