Author has written 1 story for Naruto.
God, just getting my profile stated up now!
Ok, soooo info about myself!
Name: Emmy.P.F. of course! Well, my name for fanfiction and youtube.
Appearance: mid length brown hair, blue eyes currently with bags under them (bit like Itachi) probably also have red eyes now though. It's 4 in the morning as i type this. ALL of this, whole profile. Well most anyway, i've updated.
Current location while typing this: Australia, house, 2nd floor in computer room, on chair, in front of computer.
Pets: 4 year light brown tabby cat named Trixie. Got her from the RSPCA at 6 months. Love her to bits. Though, of course, sometimes she pisses the hell out of me!
Hobbies: Reading (fanfiction)... Oh dear God! That's all i can think of! How sad is that! Not the most social of people i am.
Update- 13th April 2009: i am proud to say i am the beta for 2 great authors now, Jackycat and Reigning Fyre! Woohoo! Please check out their stories! Wide range to choose from!
Update- 6th July 2009:
By the end of this, you'll be able to tell i am a yaoi fan girl. But not completely obsessed (yet!) (whoops, too late now! :). My mum worries for my sanity. XD Basically try not to give my mother a heart attack. She read a chapter of one of the stories that i had minimised and it was the last chapter of about 20 so there was no smut at all. But at the time i haden't read it yet, just got to that chapter and minimised. Mum told me later that she read it. I was horrified at first because i knew what was in the earlier chapters. But she said it was perfectly ok. I then told her that it was the last chapter of 20 and all she said was "oh". GLAD she didn't read the earlier chapter. She would have had a stroke! Hmmm...anyways, on with my profile! (drum roll)
Honestly hate homophobs, racists, descriminits and sexist people. Honestly, the world doesn't need them! We don't need people like them tainting this planet! They make me sick!
This is a comment that i came across recently on youtube for a vid i was watching. Only wished that more people lived by this.
'Love has no gender, colour or prejudice. Love is its own entity. '
Unfortunately, the man that wrote this is currently very sick, but he is so fortunate enough to have his husband by his side. My prayers are with his family.
Here are some sites you should check out if you love reading slash thats original. Sad thing is that you can only usually read chapter 1, then you have to pay for a subscription to read the rest. Horribly unfortunate thing is that i didn't know that at first and now i'm bloody well craving to read the rest of Juxtan. Good thing is you can buy the books online. :) I will. Eventually. Read the following at own risk of addiction!
This is a site i found once while googling a comic series called Let Dai. Basically a list of all slash movies, anime, mangas and so on with their reviews by real people. Have a peek!
This is a slash site that is writen by a gay man for slash writers with tips and heaps of helpful info, mostly for writers who aren't gay and won't know this stuff.
Fave stories you must see or else! =) -
Merlin- Shooting the Unicorn by Angelike Riddle (she posts this story also on those livejournal pages up above. she posts them there first :)
Blade- If I was your Vampire by Kos-Mos607
Hostel- Redeemer by Kos-Mos607 (i know wot ur thinking 'eww, wots wrong with her?!' but seriously i thought the same thing about the author when i saw the category on her page. if ur anything like me who cant even watch Saw or the whole of Hostel, this is fine. the 2 guys are alive and fairly well despite their injuries. its labeled Drama/Horror but theres slash in the warning so hopefully theres going to be eventual romance. hopefully. fingers crossed)
Van Helsing- basically all of kydasam's stories. thats wot she wrote about when she was alive.
Constantine- Jealousy by CaptainAbsent (prequel to Green Exit)
Covanent- All of my favourite stories aren't there anymore. One of them was a Pogue/Tyler and it was about how Tyler's birthday was in a few hours and he was scared that he may die like Reid did when he assended even though he came back to life after a few seconds. So he magically locks himself in his room and outside Reid and Caleb are trying to open the door when Pogue comes up and opens it for them magically. Pogue goes in to the room and sees Tyler lying on the bed, talks to him for a while then decides to relax him by 'doing' him. He discovers that Tyler has a very dirty mouth during sex. The end. The other one was a Caleb/Reid and it was about how Reid sets Arron's hair on fire so Caleb corners him into a room and shouts at him for using in public. Caleb then discovers that Reid gets turned on from being dominated and you can tell what happens next. The end. Love them so much though!
Naruto- A Matter of Ramen by IvvyMoon (soo funny)
Riddick/Pitch Black- A Reason by Furyan Goddess (seriously, this story is great! Go see clips of Pitch Black on youtube so you know what the characters look like and go read this! It's got Vin Diesel in it if it makes you more interested. If you see the movie it's a bit sad because Johns originally gets killed and he's who Riddick end up with in the story. The story is also great because it keeps switching from Riddick and Johns' point of view. Really well done. Its also got a sequel in the process)
Ouran High School Host Club- Rainy Days and Spider Webs by Susuriniki (cracked up laughing at the end of the last chapter!)
The Lord of the Rings- Hearts veiled by Soar
Kingdom Hearts- The Dat My Computer Took a Shit by KH Pwns My Soul
Inheritance Cycle (Eragon)- Haunted by sussiekitten
Ouran High School Host Club-
Avatar: The Last Airbender-
Covanent- (since fanfiction has made that thing where you can choose the characters heaps of stories have vanished. The authors could have gotten rid of them but thats a heap of stories all from different authors)
Back to the furure-
Chronicles of Riddick/Pitch Black-
Batman Begins/Dark Night-
Van Helsing- (kydasam wrote some great stories before her death. Check them out)
The Little Vampire-
Eragon (Inheritance Cycle)-
Lord of the Rings-
Chronicles on Narnia-
Drake and Josh-
A joke i saw on The Vicar of Dibley at the end of the episode 'Spring' (I had to watch the first bit twice, i didn't get it the first time! XD) :
Geraldine- Ok, so Superman is feeling a bit bored because Batman and Spiderman are on a scuba diving course. He's got no one to play with, anyway, so he's flying around and suddenly he sees Wonder Woman naked, spread-eagled on a tall building. Well, Superman has always fancied Wonder Woman so he thinks 'Now's my chance!' and he swoops down and fast as a speeding bullet does his business then flies off again. Moment later, Wonder Woman sits up and says "What was that?" and The Invisible Man climbs off her and says "I don't know but it hurt a lot!"
Stories i've got in my head (if i dont write it down somewhere ill lose them!) -
A Love Then Gained- Naruto, SasuNaru; actually writing this one at the moment, trying to at least!
Check Mate- Naruto; mpreg, SasuNaru. Thinking of starting this one when ive got the end of the story worked out 'up there'.
I Spy- Naruto; SasuNaru and NejiGaara. No thoughts for this one yet.
A Savages Love- Naruto- SasuNaru, NejiGaara, KankuroKiba and KakashiIruka. Forgot about this thought for a story. If that's even possible!
Not What It Seems- Naruto- SasuNaru, ItachiKyuubi and KakashiIruka. Based off a movie I love.
Secrets Discovered of a Past Left Behind- Harry Potter; mpreg, Draco/Harry. No thoughts for this one yet.
A Wolf's Possesion- Van Helsing; VH/Carl. Just thought of this one but i dont feel as if i've done enough thinking about the Vatican and plot yet.
When A Stranger Calls- Alex Rider; Yassen/Alex. two-shot smut basically. well, with the first chapter smutty and the second chappie the ending. Not thinking that much yet.
(no title yet)- Fern Gully- Pips/Zac; no thoughts at all, not even a title on the spot.
All of the stuff after this are just things that i've copied and pasted from other people's profiles.
SasuNaru or SasuSaku?
Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke
Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke
Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura
Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE
When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.
Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke
Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.
Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II
Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.
It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.
Written by "Tesina Gela Gardner"
To Every Guy:
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait
...This one bulletin is for you...
Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore... And because of this, there are not many left out there...
I've bold all of my ones-
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (Well Australia is south-ish! Just watch that episode of The Simpsons and how they display aussies. Not many of us have that accent like thay have in Australia or December boys (though Daniel's accent was pretty good for a pom!))
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (My family are originally from Ireland)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (Never been anyones girlfriend actually, NO BOYS LOVE ME!! (sob) lol)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (Wooo! Go homosexuality! XD)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting dirty, and parties.
I'm FEMALE, so I MUST have long hair.
I don't STUDY much but still get STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST be cheating
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I ENJOY ANIME, so I MUST be a basement-dweller. (don't have a basement)
I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.
(Bold stuff applies to me, and, well, the last one about reading is 100 totally true. Don't believe me! Ask my mum!)
If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile. (damn right!)
pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.
Look at his cute widdle fwace!
Silence is Golden, duct-tape is Silver
"I'm not Crazy. I'm psycotic. There's a difference."
"when you're blue, a good friend will ask what's wrong. A true friend will try to dislodge what's chocking you."
"When you get thrown in jail, a good friend will come bail you out. A true friend will be in there with you going "Damn, we f--d up."
"A good friend will help you up when you fall. A true friend will laugh at you and then trip you again."
"A good friend will keep you secrets when you ask them too. A true friend will keep their mouths shut without you asking them."
"There's nothing that can't be fixed with: ducttape, chocolate, or by running it over."
"My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time."
I'm awesome. Agree or die.
"You know you're crazy when you know the Men in white by name."
"An essay is an attempt to explain something that could have been said in two sentences"
"Life isn't passing me by. It's trying to run me over."
What warnings mean!
AU/AR -- alternate universe/ alternate reality
BD/SM -- bondage/ discipline/ sado-masochism
BEAST -- beastiality
B-MOD -- body modification (tattoos, scarification, etc)
BP -- blood play
CANON -- follows original book plot or pairings
CBT -- cock/ball torture
CHAN -- underage attraction (also known as 'SHOTA')
CS -- "crime scene" menstrual blood play
DP -- double penetration
D/S --dominance/ submission
EXHIB -- exhibitionism
FEMM SLASH -- female/ female relationship (also known as 'YURI')
FET -- fetish
FLUFF -- cute (much like a 'chick-flick' or in this case a 'chick-fic')
HET -- male/ female relationship
HJ -- hand job or fingering
INC -- incest
LEMON -- sexual content (M and NC17)
LIME -- mild sexual content (PG13)
MC -- mind control
MPREG -- male pregnancy
N/C -- also called NONCON, non consensual, forced sex, rape
NEC -- necrophilia (sex with a non living person -- does not include vampires)
OC -- original character
OOC -- out of character
PEG -- female giving male anel sex with strap-on/ dildo
PREG -- female pregnancy
PWP -- porn without plot/ plot, what plot
RPS -- real person slash
SCAT -- poop play
S&M -- sadism/ masochism
SLASH -- male/ male relationship (also known as 'YAOI')
SH -- sexual harassment
SHOTA (SHOTACON) -- an older person attracted to someone underage
SOLO F -- female masturbation
SOLO M -- male masturbation
TENT -- tentacles
TORT -- torture
TOYS -- sexual toys (vibrators, dildos, etc)
UST -- unresolved sexual tension
VOY -- voyeurism
VS -- vampire sex
WD -- wet dream
WIP -- work in progress
WS -- water sports/ urine play
These warnings help me, maybe they can help you too! XD