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Joined 04-30-08, id: 1564323, Profile Updated: 06-17-10
Author has written 12 stories for Twilight, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Maximum Ride, Sweeney Todd, Spider-Man, and Mortal Instruments.

Hi. I like to write parodies (In case you haven't noticed).

My first parody was Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. I worked really hard on it, and I'd really appreciate it if you guys reviewed it and told me what you think about it. My second parody was Twilight. I know I'm gonna get flamed big time on that one, but I just couldn't resist it.

Likes: Parodies, HP, LOTR, ASOUE...

dislikes: Dumb people, anime/manga (What can I say? It's at the point where it has become so cliche and moronic. It's not considered anime any longer when dumb little American preteens go around abusing it), the Twilight series (What? Meyer couldn't write her way out of a paper bag)...

Gender: Female, but I act more like a dude than a dudette.

Age: 17

Feel free to email me any time, because no matter what, I'll always get back to you. Well, unless I die, but hopefully that won't happen for a while...

So far, all my parodies have been reviewed by an unknown person calling him/herself "Twilight_Lover."

So, I'm going to comment on her reviews.

"Omg! I hate this story! u totaly runied the series! how dare u make fun of bella and edward's love? u should b ashamed of urself!"

If you hated the parody, why did you even finish reading it? Yes, I know I ruined the series, that's what I like about that parody. I made fun of Edward and Bella's love (If that's what you call such folly behavior) because it was so bloody easy. Yes, I am so ashamed of my parody, that's obviously why I posted it on the internet, right?

"Dis parody is so dum! i have so many cumplaints! why does evry1 make dumblydore gay in their parudys? r u so dumb u had to put ur own ferret in ur dum parody? all da charters r ooc! if u think this peece of crap is fuuni, then ur dum! i din't even crack a smile!"

I know it's dumb, most parodies are. I made Dumbledore gay because J.K. Rowling herself stated that he was gay. Dude, you can diss me all you want, but leave my ferret out of it! Of course they're OOC, it's a freaking parody! You know what makes me crack a smile? Your grammar.

6-3-08:

You have no idea how hard I've been laughing for the past two minutes! I was reading over my Twilight parody, and what do I find at the very bottom of the page? An advertisment for "The Host" by Stephenie Meyer. Oh, the irony...In fact, I think I'll read "The Host" just so I can write a parody for it. That is, if the peeps on FanFic want me to write one... (I don't want to write it if no one will enjoy laughing at it.)

I've been currently working on a few new parodies (My apology to all my fans of the Twilight and New Moon parodies, because chances are the Eclipse parody won't be coming for another month or two.) Anyway, my newest parody on Fanfiction.net is "The Bad Beginning: A Parody", so check it out. Also, I'm about to upload my Lord of the Rings script in a few days. And for all those comic book lovers out there, I'm working on a Spiderman script. I have two new Harry Potter parodies to upload, but those probably won't be on the site for another two weeks or so. And for all you Square Enix fans, I have a special mystery parody that I've been working on, so stay tuned for that one. Also, I'm currently taking requests for parodies, so if you have something that you'd really like to parody, and you're too lazy to do it yourself, just send me an email and I'll get started on your parody (Unless it's really lame. Sorry, I know it's harsh, but I have a reputation to take care of.), and I'll even dedicate it to you.

Also, guys, please leave me some reviews when you get finished reading my parodies. Over 400 people have read my Twilight parody, but I only have twenty-two reviews (Pretty pathetic, huh?).

THE BREAKING DAWN PARODY IS FINALLY HERE!!

PARTS I AND II ARE ALREADY UP, AND PART III WILL SOON BE JOINING THEM!

Also, while everyone is enjoying the Breaking Dawn parody for Christmas, I will be slaving away on the Eclipse parody. And after that, I'll begin to write up a parody for the released chapters of Midnight Sun.

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Kidney Pie by Obscure Bird reviews
Todd and Lovett's plans for revenge and romance get a bit more complicated as Jack the Ripper takes a stab at the ladies of Fleet Street. Because after all, the best way to a woman's heart is to shove the entrails out of the way and reach up under the rib cage...
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,464 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 8/31/2008
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Twilight in a Nutshell by Mits reviews
Parody summary of the Twilight Series.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Complete
Entangled by tinclay reviews
Slade's past causes problems for him. And Robin gets wrapped up in it too. I don't want to give too much info away. There is more of a summary inside. No slash, even though Slade and Robin end up as cell mates. Oh no, I've said too much...
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 133,236 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Slade, Robin - Complete
Under The Ice by Jyocka reviews
He was a cold, cruel and possibly heartless Prince. She was a young, cheerful mermaid forced to leave her beloved underwater home to serve him. Can she succeed in saving his ice-ravaged lands, and, more importantly, his ice-ravaged heart?
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,245 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/7/2008
Sailor Boy by BeBopALula reviews
The adventures and trials of Anthony Hope, from his often-unhappy youth to his daring rescue of the killer Sweeney Todd to his troubled courtship of Johanna Barker. Warnings inside. Reviews are much appreciated.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,136 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Anthony H., Johanna B.
The Sunset by 4BlOnDiE4 reviews
Lily just broke up with her boyfriend. She is sitting by the lake sulking until the last expected person comes and comforts her.... James Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,728 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A Magician's Secrets by Chloe Winchester reviews
Sequel to "Black Magic Woman" Magnus has lived a very long life, and Alec wants to know about it. But as Magnus spins his tale, he finds out that Magnus' life hasn't been what he thought. Hurt!Magnus throughout and of course, my specialty, Malec
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 69,204 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
The Wretched Window by Random Little Writer reviews
Violet and Klaus fight over who gets what present, Aunt Josephine and Random become friends, Mr. Poe and the Gangster Gecko try to perform a grammatically correct rap song, and there is a lack of outside references.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,436 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 12/10/2009
Tangled Up In You by kcbeatles reviews
Rating is M. Assumes Phantom Planet never happened. Last chapter?
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,079 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Danny F., Vlad M.
LABYRINTH: A Parody by Straggletag reviews
parody of the beloved 80's fantasy extravaganza Labyrinth. Includes, PMS-ing Sarah, Muppets, Rhett Butler and, of course, Jareth the Goblin King
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,207 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
We're Taking Over Revisited by Lilunamesonks reviews
Voldemort and the Death Eaters, that is, if they were incredibly dim-witted and concocted plans labeled A through Z to destroy Harry Potter, with Snape there to half-heartedly attempt to thwart their attempts. T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Jesus Christ: The Legend Revealed by Spanky Q. McPifferson reviews
An unfiltered look at the events leading up to, including, and following the crucifixion of everyone's favorite Biblical bad-ass.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,161 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Jesus, John the Apostle, Peter, Judas - Complete
In Which Blood, Death, and Laughter Ensues by Currently Defunct reviews
The original novel, as told by everyone's favorite vampire, the Count. Lots of the Brides, Lucy, and Mina.
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 59 - Words: 77,385 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Complete
Disney Movies: Teen titans style! by SweetSweetAura reviews
What happens when the titans act out disney movies? Read and laugh your head off. UPDATE! Wow how did that happen? *EDITED*
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,982 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 11/19/2006
The Forgotten Son by Sujika reviews
The mute Titan Jericho has gone missing, but who could have taken him? And why? The others would more than likely know these answers...If only Jericho hadn't kept that secret from them...[T for some violence, no pairings]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,087 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Jericho
Stoneheart by Crukix reviews
AU. Terra didn't just defeat the Titans; she killed them. Now she desires only redemption in a ruined world. Unknown to her, Robin survived their encounter, and five years later, seeks revenge. But can she convince her hunter to become her saviour?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,153 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Robin, Terra
Intrigue by Katrina Kay reviews
Olaf and the Baudelaires meet again, with life-changing consequences for Olaf and Violet.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,059 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Count O., Violet B. - Complete
Wake Up Call by Hanna Sedai reviews
Slade drunk-dials the Titans at 3 in the morning. Hilarity ensues.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Slade - Complete
Envy by ShatterMyMuse reviews
Vlad has finally taken drastic steps to attain his goal.Will Danny be able to survive all Vlad puts him through, or will he lose himself in the process? *Summary Change*
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,127 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Danny F., Vlad M.
The twilight movie: Our way by ILuvMikeNewton reviews
This is the Twiligt movie, our way! as a before note, THIS IS A PARODY! its supposed to be funny. We hav rewritten the movie our way! Tell us what you think! Joint story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,541 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 12/22/2008
Breaking Down by jones2000 reviews
Sequel to Suck This. Ella and Eddie are back for more, struggling through relationship troubles, a side trip to Italy, accidentally starting a war, marriage, and the sudden appearance of a baby. What's the worst that could happen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,810 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Complete
Insert Fail Symbolism Here by RisingTwilight reviews
If there was ever a fic for those of you who don't like too-cool-for-a-capital-t-wilight, this would be it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,223 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Complete
Paper Cut by Quirk'd reviews
The smallest things can have the biggest consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Theory of Relativity by Royal Typewriter reviews
An honest story explores both sides, no matter how right or wrong one may seem. How did Kit and Olaf meet, and what drove him to become the villain we knew in The Bad Beginning? Experimental. Rating may change.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,573 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Count O., Kit S.
Twilight Commercials: The Series by pandorasnotebook reviews
Popular commercials written TWILIGHT STYLE! What more can I say...R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,527 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008
Iratze by Duck Life reviews
Jace's POV. To the tune of "Paparazzi" by Lady Gaga.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
The Vengeful Vengeance of Schmenjamin Schmarker by BeBopALula reviews
A parody of Sweeney Todd. Or the inspiring tale of a young man who solves his many emotional problems by becoming a ninja. Take your pick.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,951 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Days of our Lives: City of Hair by BarogueFanatic reviews
When Jace becomes obsessed with his gorgeousness Clary trys to help him through his hard time. While she is trying to help Jace is hypnotizing everyone around them. Come find out what happens inbetween the demons and read my short comedy! REVIEW!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,452 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Jace W., Magnus B. - Complete
I Will Not Series by ranDUMM reviews
But the problem is that I don’t think he’s really my hero anymore'. Ginny's Pledge, a chapter story. Linked with 'I Will Not'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Dreaming Hell by thisRANDOMperson reviews
One-shot. Sweeney reaches the afterlife, but with the horrors that ensue, he can only hope it's a nightmare. R&R.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Sweeney T., Lucy B. - Complete
Nightmare on Fleet Street by Marzi reviews
Man eater gets a new definition in London when zombies suddenly appear in Mrs. Lovett's shop.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 47,725 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
The Badly Written Beginning by Random Little Writer reviews
The first in a series of parodies, in which the Baudelaires grow beards, Count Olaf dances, Mr. Poe talks like a gangster, words get misspelled, and the fourth wall is broken mercilessly.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,507 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Complete
Spoofy Todd: Yet Another Parody From Fleet Street by Luminaires reviews
Originality? What's that? Yep, it's another parody of The Movie, in which there are anachronisms galore, girlie men aplenty, terrible song parodies, and much, much more. Read, review, repeat. FINALE CHAPTER UP NOW!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,430 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Tarnished by TheSpeedofLight reviews
Need I say more? Angst.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Jace W., Valentine M. - Complete
The Hippie Headmaster’s Pajama Party The Musical by Dreamstallion33 reviews
A parody on the fifth Harry Potter movie. Author not responsible for randomly feeling the need to sing or the urge to see Equus. Erratic bursts of laughter may also ensue please consult OotP to accurately complain to WB! ENJOY! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,596 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
They All Deserve to Live by thisRANDOMperson reviews
Parody. Sweeney had an epiphany, all right...but not the one you'd expect. If you're homophobic, make your way towards the exit. R&R!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Hot Boys by thisRANDOMperson reviews
Parody. Sweeney and Turpin share a "touching" moment together. If homophobic, leave the premises. NO slash. R&R.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Sweeney T., Judge Turpin - Complete
I Communicate With Trees by VandDuskgrowlcatnip reviews
Max has to go to a group for her 'depression'. She meets some... interesting people. Including one who claims she can talk to... Wait-Trees? Man that girl is messed up... T cause I'm paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
The 8th Year: Back In Time by cuhmeel reviews
The group is back at Hogwarts. The catch? It's 1977. Follow along as the group and the Marauders go through another year filled with mishaps&mayhem. Sequel to The 8th Years: Mishaps&Mayhem. AU. JPLE SBOC HHR DMOC BZGW GWOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,806 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dusk by FullMetal Alchemistress reviews
**AU OOC** Bella and the Cullen's swtch places. Bella reads minds, Emmett trips every three steps, Carlisle's a red neck, Alice isn't high, James is gay, who are Alyssa and Kimberly, why is Jasper cutting his wrists, Esme has cats, and much, much more...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,548 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 11/4/2007
The Crappy Twilight Cliches Show! by The Dawn Is Breaking reviews
Sick and tired of Bella tripping over empty air, and Alice doing nothing but shop? Wouldn't you rather see Jacob dance on the coffee table half-naked, and Mike being pelted with tomatoes? The Crappy Twilight Cliches Show is for you! NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 54,457 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
The Dark Lord gets a Myspace! by admiral jaye reviews
In a plot to destroy humanity, the bored, desperate and fearless Lord Voldemort decides to do something no dark lord has ever done before. Join Voldie and his vile companions as they engage in this typical Muggle pasttime.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,670 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Voldemort, W. Grubbly-Plank
Wings of Freedom by Phoenix-Fire Power reviews
A young Edward, Carlisle, and Esme find a girl drifting in the ocean. After saving her and taking her in they dicover she has wings and people looking for her. Crossover with Maximum Ride. R&R On hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2785 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
A Breaking Dawn Story by Falling.Twilight reviews
Originally named How Breaking Dawn Sucks. The fourth book of the series made into a parody made up of several parts, made especially to see why the book was so bad! Not recommended for BD lovers. Chapter 15 Up: Here They Come On Their Ponies.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,835 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Maximum Homicide by monkeybait reviews
You've gotta slay to survive.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,204 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Fang, Max
Starcrossed Lovers by EndlessDreamingNights reviews
It is the night that holds the secrets. It is in the night that lies the passionate affairs, the timid first kisses, the heated break-ups and the first embraces. And we are all afraid of the night. LETR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,963 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 10/12/2004 - Lily Evans P., Voldemort
Twilight: The Musical by whitnibble reviews
Edward's rapping? Bella's singing Hannah Montana? Emmett's protecting his barney? Leah's got the pack on leashes? It's all Aro's fault of course. Him and that dang potion.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,424 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008
The Most Overused Plotline Ever by Bellafiamma reviews
Snape does the Irish Jig, Draco is confused, Hermione is pregnant, and fanfic writers go crazy. Reposting this story because it needed editing the English major dies hard . Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,616 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Sunset Shine by XxBeeCeexX reviews
Sequel To Sunrise Glow...While cori is pregnant she is confronted with angry parents, More jealous dancers and What happens when Anthony comes back? READ SUNRISE GLOW FIRST! CoriXurban CoriXanthony R&R please!
Kiesha'ra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,773 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008
This Is Not My Idea by Brincelven reviews
He despised her and she despised him. It’s their Grandmother’s fault that they have to keep seeing each other. Follow the young hearts of Teddy Lupin and Victoire Weasley as they grow to like each other; maybe even love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,462 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Edward's Adventures in Wonderland by Dignified Madman reviews
One night while Edward Cullen watches Bella during her slumber, he stumbles upon a curious shoebox. This shoebox is the gateway that leads him on an adventure through Wonderland. Crack!fic at it's finest.
Crossover - Alice in Wonderland & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,430 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Edward - Complete
Sunrise: A Parody by Sullen-Apple reviews
A parody of the somehow popular Twilight "saga" by Stephenie "Bella Swan" Meyer. Preauty's world is turned upside down when the Sullen family move to Folksy, Greenland. What sort of crazy crackfest will ensue when she discovers the family's secret?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Mary, Sue
Twilight Parody 1: MercharlieBite me! by TheParody reviews
Edward and Bella investigate to see if Charlie is a mermaid, while Bella tries to get Edward to bite her using the power of chocolate. Enjoy! Disclaimer: I don't mean to make Twilight look stupid, this is just a parody.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight: The Fabulous Retelling! by seriouscaseofthegayface reviews
The story Twilight as you've never seen it before! Join Bella Swan as she meets and falls in love with the incredibly handsome Edward Cullen. An insane scriptfic parodying the works of Stephenie Meyer! Chapter five is up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,937 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
WELCOME TO AMERICA, HARRY POTTER! by ulyferal reviews
The golden trio fall through a painting and find themselves in Chicago and meeting a different kind of wizard. Harry Potter and Dresden Files crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,403 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Complete
Nothing by Shining Zephyr reviews
“You can’t kill me. I will always be here to haunt you in your dreams, to make sure your life will continue to be a living hell!” The fist drove into his stomach now. “I have won, and you are worth nothing, child! Nothing at all!”
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
The Twilight Pardodies by VampGrlz271 reviews
For every good book out there, there should be at least a couple hundred parodies for it. Well, this parody is here to make it 'hundred and one. :D From ch. one, "First Sight" to the epilogue, "An Occasion". I hope to make you laugh! :D R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2008
The Cryon IV Incident by Papa Palpatine 2008 reviews
Allura is stranded on ice planet Cryon IV after the Blue Lion is shot down by space pirates. She is not alone for long, however, as Blue Lion's distress beacon soon draws the attention of you-know-who. Now Complete! R&R please.
Voltron - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
The Enchanted by enchantedstarlight reviews
The Forbidden Forest holds many secrets, not all of them terrible. Some are incredibly beautiful and powerful. Two students are driven there, each on a desperate quest to protect their families from the growing power of Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,200 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Unfortunate Events: A Parody by Royal Typewriter reviews
It's a parody, 'nuff said. R & R. New Miserable Mill chapter!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,347 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Sparkly Vampire by Cranberries reviews
Summary inside, Crack Fic in which I bash the worshiped character known as Edward Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Edward - Complete
Life is one long quote by Save-a-broom-ride-the-player reviews
Harry Potter one-shots and drabbles inspired by quotes from Jane Austen and Douglas Addams. They are all slash. mostly rare slash. all warnings apply. disclaimer: don't own it
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Gone by Linhae reviews
He returned to find it gone, his very being a mere puppet from which The Ultimate Evil would control, then would set fire to and watch the flames burn the world to a crisp.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Dan Phantom, Vlad M. - Complete
Charlie's War by Rita Arabella Black reviews
Dark wizards have come to America. Charlie joins his friends as they battle evil forces with the help of Harry and Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,598 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Charlie W., Harry P. - Complete
Really bizarre Midnight Sun Parody I was Bored by Peace is GOODandsoisrent reviews
Um, I was bored. You don't even have to read it, I was bored and a little hyper. Please ignore. rated K just in case you guys can't take the word sexy.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007
Sealight by Black-and-White-Orchid reviews
A parody of Twilight. Meet Mikeward and Ella! Read and enjoy
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
Voyaging with Vampires, Lockhart style by Fiendfyres
An excerpt from Gilderoy Lockhart's autobiographical book, Voyages with Vampires. Complete with not-so-subtle exaggerations and a dash of humility every now and then. Vanity? What's that?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
The Search for the Holy iPod by mrs.ReverendTholomewPlague reviews
Hermione Granger, Synyster Gates, Michael Vick, Miley Cyrus, Lala the Teletubby and Barney the Dinosaur set out to find the Holy iPod, stolen by Lord Voldemort. Kinda stupid, really funny!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
Twilight in 17 Seconds? by Da Phoenix 13 reviews
This is not a loving parody of the first Twilight book. This is a parody full of much bitterness and unabashed hatred for this "book", so... if you're going to be offended, stay away! If you don't care if someone bashes your fandom... come on in!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Making a Movie by mutantsrocktheworld reviews
I know this is an old idea, but I hope it's funny the way it's presented.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Cyclops
Just a Little Awkward by xChaiChanx reviews
Slade just hoped that times to come would not always be like this. Maybe having a woman apprentice was going to be a bit more difficult then he thought...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Terra, Slade - Complete
Bloody Tower by SushiChica reviews
Raven, Starfire, and Robin commit suicide for lulz...I mean, for powerful reasons that only those who are truly deep can even begin to comprehend. RavenRobinStarfireSlade Love Quadrilateral. ONESHOT. Part 2 in the Tower Series.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Starfire, Robin - Complete
Breaking Dawn, my version by MalesForTwilight reviews
very OOC version of Breaking Dawn that takes a lot of... odd... twists and turns but people tell me its the best parody of it. edit!: surprisingly close to the original. and i wrote this first. im thinking stephenie might have made some copys from this
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,324 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
A Tale of Codependency by iSparkle616 reviews
The long-awaited companion to 'Twilight in Five Minutes' and 'Catatonia': a condensed parody of SMeyer's third glittery vamp novel, Eclipse. Rated, again, for swearing & blunt honesty.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
Teen Titans MXC by Lecter the Werewolf
The heroes and villains face off in the most competive game EVER!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,755 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Sunrise Glow by XxBeeCeexX reviews
Cori is an avain who has been thrown out of her home, is take in by dancers, and ends up pregnant with a serpents baby. I know I suck at summary's...JUST READ IT ITS REALLY GOOD...I PROMISE! CoriXUrban R&R!
Kiesha'ra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,465 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Opposites Attract by ebon-drake reviews
A silly fanfic run amuck that explores what happens when a plan to gain Allura's affections once and for all backfires on Lotor. Even more hideous oldness! Contains mild adult content and language. COMPLETE.
Voltron - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,486 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 12/20/2001 - Allura, Lotor - Complete
Basil of Baker Street and the London Phantom by Gigi the Ragdoll reviews
It's been a few years since Basil managed to defeat London's Napolitano of crime Professor Ratigan. Now there is a new terror stalking the streets of London and that has ever the famous baker street detective at a loss. see first chapter for full summer
Great Mouse Detective - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,823 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Basil
What on Earth? by Classic Rock Junkie reviews
It was as if nothing else existed but the Count and the bloodied hand... “Excuse me Count Dracula... What exactly is it that you are doing?” Yes, it is Humor. Bela Lugosi's Dracula.
Dracula - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Dark Dreams Again by XxBeeCeexX reviews
Emmily is a robin. She has always been alone too powerful to live a normal life.When she was young she was exiled, and now all she wants is to dance sing and fly with the avians and serpiente but are they ready to accept her and her magic.After Wyvernhail
Kiesha'ra - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008
Titan Parodies by Astalavisbay reviews
Parodies about the Titans and their parents/foster parent. NOT to be taken seriously. There will be character bashings, only to entertain you. Humor. You can flame me if I deserve it.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008
I feel you Banana by Scream.Me.A.Love.Song reviews
This is a parody of the song Joannah. Just a short drabble about Anthony's obsession with bananas. I hope you enjoy it. I do not own Sweeney Todd!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
The Randomness Adventures of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde by Raven Black and Jinks Loather reviews
A random compliation of mini-fics that Jinks and I created concerning Stevenson's "The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and Mister Hyde." Attempt to enjoy.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008
The Fantabulous Tale of Sweeney Todd! by Clownage reviews
The erm... chaos-filled retelling of the tale of Sweeney Todd! Read and review.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,734 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 1/29/2008
A Complete Collection of Cliché Dramione Plots by Mistress of Craziness reviews
On hiatus. Draco is depressed? Hermione is suddenly HAWT? They have to share a common room? Be Potion partners? Detention? Go to the Yule Ball together? Ohmgee, she's pregnant...? Sheesh, how much more could there be? The answer: tons. DMHG... sort of...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,206 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Horrifying Wonderland by Chey-chan reviews
Alice in Wonderland and Rocky Horror mashup almost. They are both very paralel stories, so I had to make a fanfic of them together. Rated M b/c it's Rocky Horror. No sex scenes though
Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/10/2008
A Series of Stupid Events by mandy14 reviews
It's a parody about the Baudelaires. I hope you like it I think I did a good job. P.S. sorry if some of it doesn't make sense. Also this story isn't being prejudice against gay people.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,269 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Complete
Vampires Will Never Hurt You by eleen reviews
If Twilight was a stage musical it would go something like this......AU. A lot of Romeo and Juliet references. ABANDONED. I tried, it went nowhere fast.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007
Not That I Care by Flying Dhole reviews
Follows Axel and Roxas through their time in the Organization, centralized on their friendship. Not slash...though who knows. Rated for language and violence. Chapter Seventeen: A rescue, a fight, and some memories...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,210 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Axel, Roxas
He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother by Erin T. Aardvark reviews
An escapee from Planet Doom comes to Planet Arus, claiming he's Lance's kid brother. FINALLY COMPLETE!
Voltron - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,637 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Olympic Peninsula University of Twilight Fanfic by nidhogg reviews
A fic in the same vein as OFUM and HFA: a university for fanfiction writers set in Steph Meyer's wonderful world.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,449 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007
Mass Production by Jarc is teh win 8D reviews
Imagine you just got home It's been a hard day at school slash work slash your mom's house, you boot up the computer, and immediately run to the Twilight section. Oh, but what's this? Aro has a granddaughter? Bella's pregnant? MARYSUES? Another parody?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007
A Bit of A Let Down by Protector of Canon2 reviews
Oneshot. The Teen Titans discover who Slade really is. Beast Boy is disapointed. A bit silly follows comiccanon.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Slade - Complete
Two Vampires, a Human and Aro by Twilight Fan Girls reviews
After getting into a fight with Emmett, Rosalie's feeling a little down. What will the girls decide to do to cheer her up? GIRL'S NIGHT OUT of course! UPDATE: A nice, new, long chapter has been added. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,257 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007
Victoria's Revenge Sequel to THIS MEANS WAR by SinisterSweet07 reviews
So it all comes down to this. Victoria was going down. Werewolves,vampires,Chip Skylark,and snappy the vampire turtle! Not to mention a still not sober Bella. She was easily outnumbered. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,183 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007
Teen Titans if we controled their lives by Super Frenchfry reviews
Just another parody about our beloved superheroes. TerraxBeastboyxRavenxRobinxSladeSlight slash. First FF please be nice
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Raven, Beast Boy
Harry Potter and the Endless Cliché by Blinded Moon reviews
All of your favorite clichés show up in this humorous oneshot! HarryGinny fluff, Hermione leaving Ron for Draco, JamesLily's lovehate relationship, annoying OC's, time travel, and more! Check it out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Vengeance is Sweet by El Queso de Malicioso reviews
Slade kicks the Titan’s asses in a fight and Robin decides that it was BB’s fault. Long story short vengeance is sweet…
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Beast Boy - Complete
Random Predicting Machine! by Lexi The Writer reviews
It makes random predictions about the titans when they ask it a question. Warning: Contains a preppy Raven, Titans on Jerry Springer, and Slade is a good guy! RR Ch 13 is updated.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,581 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 12/18/2004
Teen Titans shorts by The Kaiser Marcus reviews
Bah, little ideas and the like I consider too small for even a oneshot, so they go in here. Various characters will be featured sporadically. Currently 'Terra Returns'.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/4/2006 - Published: 11/20/2006
Where Edward Went by PeteStump reviews
This is where Edward went during his time in South Africa. . . [New Moon Spoilers] Humor fic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Complete
His Favorite Apprentice by Fargoth reviews
A parody on bad 'slade's new apprentice' fanfictions. Tis about a girl named Annemarie, who's devasting poweres and captivating beauty are brought to Slade's attention. But all of this is unknown to Annemarie since her incredible powers and destiny slee
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Slade
Forget This! by Sugary Snicket reviews
A Slippery Slope semiparody. Includes random referances to other things for my peeps in other fanfiction areas to look though on the off chance that they are an Unfortunate Events fan as well as a Danny Phantom fan.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,468 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Complete
Mine by Slightly Sinister Sinestra reviews
Ratigan isn't dead, but he's been out of action long enough for a new crimelord to rise in London, and guess who's on the trail of this new threat? Now Ratigan is out to get back all he lost. Everything, and everyone. Enjoy.
Great Mouse Detective - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,858 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 5/3/2006
Grimms' Scary Tales by RayeWilliams reviews
We all love the stories of the brothers' Grimm. Little Red Riding Hood, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty...but the only Titan that knows them is Raven, and the others wanna hear them...uh oh.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 6/21/2006 - Raven - Complete
Teen Titans do a Kingdom Hearts Parody by nobodymuch reviews
Read the title. See it? Good. That should explain a lot. It's just all your favorite Teen Titans characters being forced to act out the greatest video game of all time. Woot.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,374 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Beast Boy, Terra
Teen Titans in Political Movie Parodies from Hell! by General Rage reviews
The Titans parody recent and old political films. With Topics ranging from Communist Paranoia to Anarchist terrorists! Rated T for several mature and possibly controversial themes. THE OSCAR FINALE! Slight BBRAE fluff strewn throughout. INSANITY!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,728 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/14/2006 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Complete
Improv by Random-Battlecry reviews
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. I shouldn't have invited the children to the factory. I should have gotten a pet. A nice quiet pet. During the factory tour, everything goes... well, wonky.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,843 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 8/6/2005
Chronicles Of Coffè by Benjamin Rockaway reviews
Follows the life of the vampire Coffè. As he travels across the world Coffè becomes a witch hunter, is enslaved, is sent to a Metal Institution, trades bodies and more. A Poignant, humorous, physiological drama. Chapter six is up.
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,237 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/24/2006 - Published: 11/6/2005
Family Matters by Max Bosis reviews
Nothing much I can say except Slade and his effed up family appears on Maury. This is MUST see or read TV! Rated T or whatever
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Slade
Every Rose Has a Thorn by Megana reviews
Rose McGeady ran away from home to prove a point to her stubborn mother. Will Rose get sucked into the evil of London's Underworld when she meets the Napoleon of Crime?
Great Mouse Detective - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 73,923 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Complete
Charlene and the Meatworks Factory by Burnse reviews
Cannabilism just got funny! .Oneshot.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Complete
I Think We're Alone Now by Random-Battlecry reviews
When she finds the only Golden Ticket in the second contest, she's surprised to learn something about Wonka that she didn't know. There should be a farce setting here.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2005
A Fracture In The Soul ON HIATUS by Mandy the O reviews
Can evil ever die and can the past ever be forgotten? After the death of her former employer, Mary Reilly tries to go on with her life while another tries to resurrect his. Based off of the movie.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,436 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 8/20/2005
The Chronicles of Kara I aka A girl named Kara by kkori reviews
A new girl has joined the Teen Titans, but what will happen when she meets Terra? She has blue eyes, black waistlength hair in a French braid My 1st Fan Fic! 3rd genre Humor. Be a kind soul and review! [COMPLETE!]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Complete
Perception by TheOriginalSnakeEyes reviews
Slade, the morning after The End
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Slade
Harry Potter and the Endless World of Cliches by Operatic reviews
A suiting end to Harry Potter. WARNING: Complete sillines!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/5/2005 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Angst Parody to End All Angst Parodies by Playground Lover reviews
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! THE VASTLY INCOMPREHENSIBLE ENORMITY OF MY EPIC AMOUNTS OF GRIEF CAN ONLY BE EXPRESSED IN LARGE, HARD TO READ LETTERS! OH GOD, NO! AND LOTS OF EXCLAMATION POINTS! AND UNNECESSARY INTERSPERSIONS OF THE WORD NO! OH GOD, NO!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,148 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 6/30/2005
Opposing Sides by subculturescenes reviews
Yet another drabble, except this one is based on Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. A little argument of sorts. I think this happens to be the only fiction in the section.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2005
Whose Lair Is It Anyway? by Random-Battlecry reviews
Something has gone decidedly odd, and all the versions of Erik that ever were descend on one lair, all convinced that they're the only Phantom. Randomness ensues. COMPLETE!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,389 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Complete
Rat Poison by Napoleon of Crime reviews
Margaret must seek the help of Basil for protection from her husband. Her husband, unfortunately, is Basil's archenemy. How can she let Basil track him down when she still loves him?
Great Mouse Detective - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,666 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/15/2005 - Published: 2/27/2005
Dracula: The Abridged Script by Tristan2 reviews
Basically a parody of the Coppola movie. I love the movie but everybody can poke fun at it once in a while! Please RR I will love you forever!
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/7/2004
A Sickness Called Desire by faeluver reviews
Years after the Labyrinth. Sarah is sick. Can Jareth's Fae Magic save her, or will they have to find old love to heal each other? Read and Review! COMPLETE
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,224 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/12/2003 - Published: 9/3/2003 - Complete
The Destruction Of Man by Zath Chauvert reviews
Jekyll & Hyde musicalverse. A filk song about everyone’s favorite chemically-created, mass-murdering psychopath, Edward Hyde.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2003 - E. Hyde, H. Jekyll - Complete
The Voltron Force Gets a Job by Light Phoenix reviews
After Keith blows the money to get a dog, the VForce(and Lotor against his will) get a job at Farmer Jack R&R
Voltron - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/2/2003
The Sleeping Prince by El-Kat-o reviews
Takes place immediately after the "Sleeping Princess" episode. Features Lotor/Allura vs. Keith Allura couplings, and a little bit of the Haggar/Zarkon in there. XD Includes free trip to the Outback Steakhouse and the return of the Crack Flowers.
Voltron - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,639 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/11/2001
I Am Not A Hero by Dustin Riley reviews
So how did the V-Force survive after V3D was cancelled?
Voltron - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/21/2001
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City of Morons reviews
When Clary meets Shadowhunter Jace, she is sucked into the violent world of cliche puns, plagiarizing authors, Chris Crocker impersonators, and 'hawt' urine-haired teens with daddy issues. What's a gawky ginger to do? Become a Shadowhunter herself, DUH.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,366 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010
Only Fang reviews
Despite her dreams, Max knows that she doesn't need Dylan. Max knows that she doesn't need anyone. Or does she? Late entry for that 'lost chapter' contest they put out for the last book. One-shot FAX Sort of
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Max, Dylan - Complete
Twilight: The Not So Broadway Musical reviews
Sparkling bloodsuckers, telepathic werewolves, and flamboyant Italian vampires, oh my! Sing-alongs with Jacob, opera with Bella, and balads with Edward! Complete with a fully-functioning Volturi choir!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sweeney Todd: The Bipolar Parody of Fleet Street reviews
The brooding misadventures of a depressive barber. Join Sweeney Todd as he gets sucked into a jaw-breaker, Anthony hides in Johanna's closet, and Spiderman joins Sweeney to destroy a killer lump of dough in Mrs. lovett's bakery. Sweeney/EVERYONE
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,770 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009
Holy Crow, My Soul Mate Glitters! reviews
When Bella Swan meets sparkly Edward Cullen, her life turns upside down. As she falls deeply in love with the boy she met only two days ago, she realizes love *COUGH*lust*COUGH* always comes with a heavy price to pay, including hungry hobo vampires.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 5/11/2008
She Dumped My Sparkly Self For a Wheelchair reviews
Aro and Carlisle have a fling, Jacob makes out with Renesmee, and Bella leaves Edward for Billy's wheelchair.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,456 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008
Spiderman in Five Minutes reviews
The adventures of Spiderman, A.K.A. Gooey Wrist Man! Along with his witty pet rat, Lumpy, nerdy Peter Parker embarks on a perilous quest to save NYC from transvestite villains, Latino cockroaches, and random black men who think they're God in technicolor
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/5/2009
A Series Of Random and Ridiculous Occurrences reviews
Eyebrow wigglin', Austin Powers announces that certain characters have the mojo, and drunk people understand Sunny's baby language.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,103 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 6/3/2008
Maximum Ride in Five Minutes reviews
Flying kids on crack? Ari rides a flying rainbow? Max, after communicating with plants, is on a mission to save the world's population of trees? And why is James Patterson wearing a blonde wig and singing to "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2009
Diary of a Man With Schizophrenic Tendencies reviews
When timid Dr. Jekyll creates rambunctious Mr. Hyde, the only thing that can ensue is randomness, crack humor, and, to the horror of all, impossible slash. After all, they share the same mind.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - H. Jekyll, E. Hyde
The Twilight Parodies: Deleted Scenes reviews
Did you laugh at Velvet Liquor's Twilight parodies? Well, for the first time ever, we've got deleted scenes too shocking, gut-wrenching, and mind-bogglingly random and ridiculous to put in one parody!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008
Telepathic Wolves and Flamboyant Italian Vampires reviews
Bella is a zombie, Stephenie Meyer's car is stolen, and Edward's vampire family members finally get their screen time.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete