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Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13512 - Favs: 8,250 - Follows: 6,123 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Ex Factor : Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
Edward & Bella are exes. 4 years later, fate gives them a new hand by reuniting them together in their father's joint cabin, with the assistance of their clashing friends. How will it end? Hmm. *AH, OOC, A/L, Canon/Uncanon couples.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 786,765 - Reviews: 9313 - Favs: 7,035 - Follows: 3,399 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5374 - Favs: 6,982 - Follows: 3,364 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One Kiss by the-glory-days reviews
When the Forks High dance committee concocts a crazy theme for the Seniors Valentine's Day dance, Bella finds herself dressing like Nancy and dancing with her dream Sid. A prompted, one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,361 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What Brought us Here One Shot by vjgm reviews
*All Human/One Shot* Bella lives her life to the fullest while Edward always does what he 'should.' When these two meet, will Bella be able to show Edward how to live his life without regret before it's too late?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,635 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You'll Do by JustForkIt reviews
For The Kids contest. Edward surprises Bella, digging up some of her embarrassing memories as a child.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Coming Home by Imaginings reviews
Christmas is coming soon, and there's only one thing I want. Edward to come home, to hold me in his arms and tell me he loves me. Why does there always have to be so much hurt? For Daddy's Little Cannibal's 18th birthday, and to the victims of 9/11.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,134 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
Cigarette Burns by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
AH. Bella is a local junkie and Edward is a famous artist. He meets Bella outside of one of his art shows and she ends up going home with him. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,585 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Our Little Man by My-Bella reviews
Partner to LLC. All Human-OOC. Rated M, but mostly fluff. Edward and Bella are now parents to a baby boy, Charlie. Alice and Jasper have twins, and Lily is talking up a storm. Life for the Cullens isn't as little as it was before. Can they handle it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 265,527 - Reviews: 3778 - Favs: 1,880 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
In Memory by DLC Fan reviews
In Memory of the late Daddy's Little Cannibal. September 11, 1990 to May 8, 2009
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2009
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19559 - Favs: 12,432 - Follows: 5,677 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
In the Fade by WellMadeMistake reviews
Edward is a history teacher at an upscale boarding school. What happens with he connects with one of his students on a whole new level? For Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,865 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 124 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete