Author has written 6 stories for Jhonen Vasquez, Fullmetal Alchemist, Spyro the Dragon, Sonic the Hedgehog, X-Men: Evolution, and Left 4 Dead.
1. invent a car that gets 1,000 miles to the gallon and only has a one gallon tank
2. invent a school bus that has a linchpin in the center allowing it to handle tight corners better than the stiff ones we use today
3. invent an RV that gets good gas millage
List of life's goals:
Get patent #116 ,aka Miggs, to stop driving me crazy
Stop randomly screaming the word birdie aloud at the top of my voice: Complete (sort of) now I scream a new word Meepers!
Stop randomly screaming the word meepers at the the top of my voice
Find vent for interesting thoughts O_o :Complete
Team up with my brother to create other fanficts of the bizarre kind:Complete
Get a patent for the items listed above
Finish comic book and get it published
Figure out how one goes about publishing stuff
Quotes to remember:
1. "Sanity is just a state of mind used to describe the ideas seen as normal by our modern days society. History however, has shown us that such ideas are subject to change."
2. "what is reality but the way a person perceives the world around them."
3. "We all go a little mad sometimes...haven't you"-Norman Bates "Psycho"-
4. "By the pricking of our thumbs something wicked this way comes" -three witches "Macbeth"-
5. "some who live deserve death waile some who have died deserve life, can you give it to them" -Gandalf Lord of the Rings "Fellowship of the Ring"-
6. "everyone's crazy the only difference is the degree"
7. "If logic makes the world go round then the illogical makes the ride more fun" -my brother- (though I may have paraphrased it a little)
A list of things I would like to see in life:
1. A living velocirapter: Note this is only a dream and will probably not com true
2. A monster movie in which the giant shark or whatever wins in the end
3. A giant Pink birdie pooping on a car GOD DANG IT MIGGS GET BACK INTO YOUR WEIRD THOUGHTS COLUMN!!
I see pritty pink bunnies
kittens and bunnies and rats oh my!
Berdieeeee GOD DANG IT SHUT UP MIGGS!! (please excuse this one it was due to TWC, typing while caffeinated)
HI!! (to be said in a freakishly happy GIR-like voice)
Choco-covered feet o' rabits YUMMMM!!
I like toast...TOAST!!
Caffeine highs are funnnnnn.like totally awsum man.
SOUND OFF 1 2 SOUND OFF MEE PERS ...SOUND OFF 3 4 MR. MEEP ERS!
(wisper) "I see dead people" THERE CRISPY WHY ARE THEY CRISPY MOMMY?!
MEEP!... MEEP!... MEEP! ...MEEP!
There once was a man from Nantucket who stuck his head in a bucket
he took a breath and found his death for there was no air in the bucket
Psychological profiling these are my opinions backed up by examples.
Your opinions are welcome. But please keep in mind that it isn't fully finished yet.
Psychoanalysis of Johnny
While reading this please keep in mind that I am trying to keep this as unbiased and as professional as possible. Here I will attempt to provide you with what I hope to be an interesting look at two possibilities that may be the underlying cause of Johnny's behavior. I do not own this character as he belongs to JV and my analysis in the second chapter will be based off of the methods I learned from reading several books written by the criminal profilist John Douglas who has already successfully probed the minds of such killers as Ted Bundy, Sun of Sam, the BTK, and Edward Gein. The first chapter is from the point of view of a Psychologist that addresses the case as if the subject in question was in fact crazy. The bold ed numbers coincide with the examples of this behavior that he has shown at the bottom of this chapter. Information about Schizophrenia found on med line plus, and further help came from Ebony-Jane Cullen who pointed out the possibility for other personality problems that could serve as an explanation for behavior not covered by the initial diagnosis.
Johnny seems to show many of the symptoms that characterize schizophrenia of which includes disorganized thought process. This is shown by how easily he can be distracted by the slightest interruptions.1 This symptom also reveals itself when he goes on one of his rants2; these speeches are sometimes hard to follow as he jumps from one random rant to another3, and when most of his rant does make sense it is sometimes interspersed with random words which makes it slightly unintelligible.4
Another symptom of schizophrenia expressed are delusions of grandeur this is seen here in the form of the belief that he is invincible despite the proof that failure was his own doing this he denies in favor of the idea that "something else prevented him from remembering"5. and delusions of persecution an example of this being the unfortunate misshape at the taco restraint.6With these Delusions come hallucinations that can manifest themselves as sounds usually voices smells and images that aren't there. In Johnny's case these manifestations seem to take place in the form of both auditory and visual sensations.7
the final symptoms of schizophrenia johnny expresses include poor social interaction8 and suicide which is usually carried out effectively by young males.9
the only Symptom that Johnny seems to have that is uncommon among schizophrenics is a violent nature which is only present in schizophrenics that are involved in drug abuse.
However, this only poses a problem if one uses schizophrenia as the only explanation for his behavior, which can be explained if one were to include the presence of other personality disorders that lie within the same family as schizophrenia.
Though further research should be done to be sure the symptoms of said disorder(s) fit the actions and characteristics of the individual in question; other possibilities offered include schizotypal personality disorder which can, overtime, lead to schizophrenia; and schizoaffective disorder which presents symptoms of both bipolar disorder and schizophrenia.
1 See "Another 2PM"Just as he's about to shoot himself the fetus in the jar alerts him that "the commercial where the whole family gets diarrhea is on" this apparently takes his mind completely off the idea of suicide.
2 This can be seen in the comic titled "An Admirer of Sorts" as well as many others
3 The rant to God telling him how bad the world is. This also shows signs of number 4
4 This can be seen in the strip were h borrows a bandage for his next door neighbor as well as others
6 Specifically the really long rant in the sixth panel
5 All this can be seen in the comic titled "Johnny the Suicidal Maniac" and the matter of him being unable to die is also addressed throughout the series but not with the same amount of attention that the mentioned strip gives it.
7 Nail Bunny, Mr. Eff, Psycho doeboy, Reverend Meat, and the talking fetus from the comic titled "Another 2AM"
8 His failed date with Devi should be enough proof of this
9 As we can see he tries at least three times until he apparently succeeds in the comic titled "A Call?"
Warning: fans may find this portrayal of said character to be disturbing as it shows him in a rather unpleasant light.
Information for this profile was obtained using information learned in Psychology of violent crime class and from the writings of John Douglas.
more will be added or changed as further research is done on the topic
If we were to assume that, like most serial killers, Johnny knows the difference between right and wrong and is entirely aware of his actions, we can assume then that he must have little or no ability to show compassion or control his impulses, scientifically this could point towards poor functioning in the frontal lobe, the area of the brain that allows one to control their rage impulses. Weather poor frontal lobe functioning means the the person is fully sane is controversial, but nevertheless it is a crucial similarity shared by all serial killers (or at leased those studied).
If we were to look at his crimes through the point of view of a criminal profialest, looking at the killers victims alone would be enough to give them a rough idea of the killer. Through victimology we can conclude that the UN-SUB (unknown subject) is male, not only because statistics have shown most serial killers to be male; but because males seem to enjoy using things that will quickly render the victim powerless while a female prefers to kill her victims through a slow death by poison. Another question that can be answered about the UN-SUB is that of his ethnicity, because serial killers almost always kill within there own ethnic background we can conclude that because the victims were Caucasian than the killer would be as well. Though further evidence is needed to confirm weather other serial killer attributes are present with in the individual one consistency that can be seen lies the mistreatment of animals in the past as evidenced by the death of the rabbit now called Nail Bunny, and the appearance of dead animals, specifically cats and dogs, that lie mixed in with the rest of the objects that litter the floor of his house; this is viewed by some as practice for the future. The way he treats his victims by binding them or otherwise restricting their movement allows us to conclude that the killer may be into bondage, as it gives him the feeling of having control over the victim. This need to dominate others may come from feelings of inadequacy, shame, or feelings of failure all of which are strengthened by the way others in society treat him. For the most part the majority of serial killers are fully sane meaning that any argument they make saying otherwise may just be a way to rationalize their acts of violence.
For the alternate theories regarding Johnny's sanity credit goes to Ebony - Jane Cullen
Credit for the Lost Boomerang Bad Things story goes to my brother who I let use my account since he would rather share.