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Joined 05-01-08, id: 1565191, Profile Updated: 12-07-08
Author has written 8 stories for Inuyasha, Twilight, and Harry Potter.

hi, this is Hoshi, one of Sesshys only girls! the other Sesshys girl is Tsuki, one of my best friends!

i tried for almost a year to get her to like Inuyasha and co., and now she suddenly turns into a Sesshy lover overnight, when i'm not even trying! scary...

Hiya all!! this is TSUKI!! All of what Hoshi sasid is true, I love him now!

All of our stories you WILL like them..! (Hypnotises the readers) we write and plan together so you gotta luv us both!

Um, whatever. (Hoshi whispers to readers-she's just a bit touchy sometimes. And a showoff-ducks objects thrown by Tsuki)

Hoshi is staring at me... OK I am getting slightly worried now...Hoshi?...OMG!... Hoshi, put DOWN the knife...HOSHHHHHHHI! (Runs away screaming) I'll Get her back.

um...whatever. i hope everyone realises that she just made that up? Right?! (Hoshi picks up knife and glares at readers) um... i mean...why would someone as innocent as me do something like that?(que the cute, innocent wouldn't-hurt-a-fly look)(Hoshi chucks knife away, screams can be heard as it lands) opps...

You baka! You stupid stupid, !!£? (edited for readers innocence) Hoshi runs away as Tsuki brings out the sword, OMG, Who the hell gave her the sword?! Tsuki comes back...Sooooooo, well its just me guys for the moment as Hoshi is...ahem... currently in (coughs incomfortably) Intensive Care, Heh!

Okay...finally out of hospital. we really should have a ban on sharp objects here. anyways, my first story got 2 reveiws! i'm so happy!! cough anyways, i should but starting a new one soon, which i'll try to keep going for longer. it's going to be about Ayame from Inuyasha!

Ok, damit it, i mean she, is back... (gives Hoshi evil glare)... well i will bve posting my new story soon so... REVIEW! HEH!

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

My best friend is insane. If you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you love and hate your life at the same time, copy this to your profile

If you are on the top 10 most random insane people on the planet list copy this into your proflie.

If You think Kagome and Inuyasha deserve to be together, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile

I have done all of these, and dammit, i'm proud of it! hey, BTW, has anyone actually read this profile yet? I really want to know! how your gonna be able to tell us, i don't know. NE way, i found this old story kicking around in my files, so i'm doing that one at the moment instead of my Ayame one. if anyone is actually reading this, and wants to see the Ayame story, just post a message to me. (Hoshi, not Tsuki!)

Same, though one or twice these thoughts hav uccurred wilst in Hoshi's presence...hmm...?

Stuff I Thought Was Funny

-When life gives you lemons, made grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

-When a girl's t-shirt says "If you're smart, you'll look up."

-When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and shove your fist in their face.

-Girls are like phones: they like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button and you will be disconnected.

-When the very first man discovered cows have milk, what do you think he was doing?

Heh...heh...i have got to have one of the dirtiest minds on the planet...i mean, seriously...

Hoshi, its true u hav a dirty mind, but u know me i hav an even DIRTIER one! hehehehehe! Ah gd times, gd times (Tsuki gives Hoshi a evil yet challenging glare) We all know wat happend when we talked about our luv life heh...heh...heh! And my injury still hasn't gone, though i bet u all r woundering wwhy i hav an injury...well lets just stay that high jump is NOT as easy as it looks, especially if there r metal poles involved!

So true. but for the record, geting ya finger stuck up a flute ain't the best way to spend the afternoon either. though i have to admit, Tsuki did get one hell of a mark on her back. and as 4 r luv lifes, u'd probably make peoples ears drop of from shock. Though they were pretty gd times. it all ended after you started cheating on me with HER. (Hoshi goes to sulk in the corner)and not just HER. you even cheated on Sesshy with KOGA. i mean, KOGA!! ...Tsuki's probably gonna kill me for posting that last bit...Tsuki...no...put DOWN the gun...no, i didn't mean it...really! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! BAD TSUKI, BAD!!

OH...NO...YOU...DIDN'T!! (She says inbetween firing the gun at a VERY scared Hoshi) HOSHI...HOW...COULD...YOU!! YOU...WILL...DIE!! (Hoshi now ducks as the bullets are replaced by the furniture flying at her head) Hoshi runs away and hides. Baby. Well...ugh...you know wat she said about Koga isn't true...right?! (She says looking at a VERY angry Sesshomaru) Sesshy you know i didn't say that...Sesshy?? (Koga enters the room) KOGA! GO AWAY! NO I DO NOT FANCY YOU!...WELL YES U HAV A CERTAIN CHARM BUT...NO I WONT...SHE WONT EITHER...EWWWW! ! Hoshi u r sooooooo going to die when i get hold of u. (an evil grin spreads across Tsuki's face) Ohhhh Hoshi, rember the slight fase of fancying Inuyasha?! HAH, I said it! OOOOOOhhhhh Sesshy's gonna kill u, Heh!

Uhh...pain...lots...of PAIN...

All I can say is HEH!

heh...

heh...

he... oh forget it, MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Me and Tsuki just deleted a couple of our stories. why, you ask? because within them, we had created monsters. we have done the terrible deed of creating...MARY SUES!! (gasps in horror) oh, i promised myself i'd never do that! the horror! the Shame! (Hoshi starts crying whilst Tsuki pats her on the back)

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Let Me Fly, Let Me Love by sesshomaruloveralways reviews
What if Bella was never human to begin with? That there was some age old prophecy that had been kept secret from her all her life...up until now? Travel through a story full of romance, adventure, and courage. Mostly Bella/Edward, but some other pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,226 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
WHAT THE HELL? by sabrinaw reviews
Rated for language. Kagome's crazy cousin, Bryan, moves to Tokyou! Then she goes down the well and gropes Miroku, pisses Sesshoumaru off, confronts Kikyou and helps save Shippo! READ IT! Pairings: KagSess MirSan KikInu OCOC
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,548 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
Dancing Through Life by TheaterBug reviews
She had always wanted to be a ballerina for as long as she could remember. -- A journey through the human life of one of our beloved Cullen vampires. Lapses into the end of Twilight at the end.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,658 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Alice - Complete
Have a good life by Bassair reviews
Journey’s End SPOILERS. A few years on, its Donna’s wedding, and a strange man appears. 500 word ramble
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
The Keeper of Traken, with Rose by Dead Composer reviews
Because Rose and the Doctor belong together, and all those other companions just get in the way.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
The Suspense Will Kill You by Dead Composer reviews
When thousands of people die after watching Doctor Who, it's up to the Doctor and Donna to expose the threat. One shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
The Sohmas Discover Nintendo Wii by xXJamie-chanXx reviews
Momiji comes over with his brand new Nintendo Wii. Things are going to get a little crazier at Shigure's house. One-shot.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,546 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Kyo S., Momiji S. - Complete
Project Alphabet by Alanna-twins reviews
A series of 26 fanfics that belongs to a project at . By zorba of Alanna-Twins
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Jakotsu, Sesshōmaru - Complete
The List by littlefiction reviews
Hatori Sohma should know better than to let Ayame and Shigure get bored. Rated for immature content.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Ayame S., Shigure S. - Complete
Inuyasha's Wish by Hazelfox reviews
After Naraku is defeated, what will Inuyasha wish for? This is a oneshot, humorous ficlet born out of a mind working into the wee hours of the night.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
The Nap by littlefiction reviews
Ginta and Hakaku try and rescue their leader from Sesshoumaru who is behaving... Oddly... They recruit Inu Yasha but he winds up trapped as well. Then Naraku gets caught up in the mess and everything falls apart or falls into place. ONESHOT
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Complete
Repercussions by Seaouryou reviews
[Inupapa x Women] Hell hath no fury.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Sesshōmaru - Complete
For Future Reference by Seaouryou reviews
[Inupapa x Sessmom] In retrospect, it wasn’t a very good idea to knee your father in the crotch.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Sesshōmaru - Complete
Future Therapist Cash Cow by Seaouryou reviews
There is a reason Sesshoumaru never mentions his mother.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Sesshōmaru - Complete
Miroku vs Naraku by Alier reviews
Miroku stood proud against Naraku. Priest knew that he might not survive this, jet he would never abandon his family mission, that his father and grandfather were faithful to.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Miroku, Naraku - Complete
Disbelieved by Seaouryou reviews
[Miroku x Various] It's not his fault. Really.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Miroku, Kaede - Complete
Amour Propre by Seaouryou reviews
[Sesshoumaru x Sesshoumaru] Sesshoumaru wins, everyone else loses. Which is how it should be.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Sesshōmaru - Complete
Amputee Smut by Seaouryou reviews
[Sesshoumaru x Kagome] Kagome was a really bad mother, Sesshoumaru decided. She was irrational, hysterical, and she wouldn’t even let him kill his own child.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Happily After by Seaouryou reviews
[Miroku x Hakudoushi x Ruri] The inside of the Kazaana is a cheap pub with good alcohol. Huh. Who knew.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Miroku, Naraku - Complete
In the Eye of the Beholder by baka deshi reviews
[Complete] "After all these years, I still can't tell him how I feel for him." I apologize for this ahead of time.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2004 - Complete
Kagome's Control by StarFire55 reviews
Summary: One-shot What happens when Kagome can control the three most powerful beings in existence? COMPLETE!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Complete
Can't Stop the Love, But I Want to Get Off! by baka deshi reviews
The Author is back (unfortunately)! This time, she’s got her sights set on an alternate pairing-and nothing can stop her, not even the unlucky love-birds to be! Will Kagome survive? Will Sess? Will anybody? PG-13, subject to change.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2003
Don't Wait For Me Forever by celadonserpent reviews
Don't wait for me forever. Hatred beats in Kagome's heart as she finds out what became of the one she was waiting for...forever.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/11/2002 - Complete
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Inner animal reviews
What would happen if when Bella and Edward meet shes the thing he hates most, a werewolf? Will they still love eachother? R&R ps its my first fic so please be kind
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,603 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 5/9/2008
True Lovers reviews
They weren't meant to be together, yet they couldn't keep away....... oneshot....... please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare, Sesshys only girls's Style! reviews
WOOO! we're back! usual storyline for one of these, me and Tsuki have kidnapped the Inu and Twilight crews, and taken them to a 'safe' place. send in any dares or questions you want! and i mean ANYTHING... please R&R! rated T for now...it may go up.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008
Indulgence reviews
Shippo discovers Kagome and Miroku in a comprimising position... Request fic! please R&R
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Kagome H., Miroku - Complete
Idea's? reviews
I want some ideas for a new one off or something like that. Please give me some ideas that u would like being made into fic's! Title will change depending on plot. LOL!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2008
HELP! reviews
sorry, i've got serious writer's block, see inside for more details! any story you want to see written, send a reveiw and i'll do it!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rabid Fangirls? reviews
3 girls are suddenly transported to the harry potter world on halloween and they're on sugar rushes! yup. your thinking 'not another one of these! please read, my friends all like it! just for the sake of it, please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008
Inuyasha's a MERMAID! reviews
Total crack fic, only look if you've also seen mermaid melody. please reveiw!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Inuyasha - Complete