Author has written 4 stories for Pokémon.
Hello and welcome to my profile, i guess i should start with a bit of info about me: I'm dyslexic so please forgive any spelling or grammer errors you find in my stories; I use spell and grammer checkers but a few always seem to slip through the net -_-
Oh and for those of you that can't read my pic it says: Warning; if the helpdesk thinks your question is stupid we will set you on fire
Birthday: 9th November
I also have a second account: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1802981/X_abbodon_X which contains most of my 'M' rated stories so feel free to check them out as well
If anyone wants a short story or one-shot lemon written feel free to e-mail me the characters and any other plot detail you want and I will try to write as many of them up as I can
All my stories are being Beta read by: TJay Dragg
Likes: Pokemon, Digimon (series 1+2, 3 was okay but then they got awful), World of Warcraft (I'm on hellscream server my main character is abbodon, we can chat in game if you want), Magic the Gathering, Shaman King, Mythbusters, Avatar, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball GT (I know the story is retarded but the fights are just as cool), Full Metal Alchemist, Gundam (Wing/Seed/00/etc), Bleach, Code Geas
Favortie Couples: Takari, Taiora, Edwin, Altoshipping (My absoute favorite), Chikashipping (second favorite; another very cute and cannon couple (Chikorita + Ash)), Mewtwo+Female mewtwo (if its well written, there aren't enough good mewtwo romance fics out there ), Dewshipping (Cute and mostly cannon as long as you explain Latios' revival)
Least favorite couples: Matt + anyone (no offence to anyone i just hate matt), Daikari (or for that matter kari with anyone other than TK), Abuseshipping (Just doesn't work)
Dislikes (story-wise): Anthros that aren't explained: i.e just saying that someone is a anthro without any real reason, Pokemon that can speak for no well explained reason or indeed a convienient device that can translate for a person: this can be done well and often is but it just get's on my nerves when people just randomly give Pokemon the ability to communicate without explaining it. Pretty much I hate unexplained things or blatnet plot holes.
Favorite Pokemon: Mewtwo, Latias/Latios, Kadabra, Espeon (All eevelutions go here but espeon is my favorite out of them), Darkrai, Gengar and Mew (I think you could guess but my favorite types are Psychic and Ghost)
Favorite Digimon: Wargreymon, Omnimon, Imperialdramon, Diaboromon, Alphamon and Machinedramon
Favorite Magic the gathering cards: Gleancrawler, Hamletback goliath, Cruel Ultimatum, Worldslayer and Battletide Alchemist
Favorite Magic the Gathering deck: My Cleric Tribal deck; clerics were hideously broken when Battletide Alchemist was released also Sigil of New Dawn and Children of Korlis are crazy together
Current MTG Deck: UG Token generation
Favortie video games: Final fantasy (all good but 7 and 10 are best), World of Warcraft, Runescape, Sims2, Burnout, Halo, Hellgate London, Pokemon, Grid, Spore, Team Fortress 2, Galactic Civilisation 2 and Grand Theft Auto
Pokemon Diamond Team (Pining for the platinum UK release):
Ember:Lvl 100 Ninetails(f)
Lucy:Lvl 100 Lucario(f)
Latias:Lvl 100 Latias(f)
Grace:Lvl 100 Gardevoir(f)
Esper:Lvl 100 Espeon(f)
Princess:Lvl 100 Nidoqueen(f)
Random Funny stuff and quotes:
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1.Politics is the most accurate word in our language, because "Poli" means "many", and "tics" means "blood sucking insects".
-"I've got Black Magic, a hair trigger, and a short fuse. Bring it!"
Originally said by Adam of Mythbusters
Originally said by Adam of Mythbusters
Customer: I'm running Windows 95...
-Bugs come in through open Window
-Computers are like air conditioners, they stop working properly if you open Windows.
-"If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed ... ... Oh, wait a minute, he already does." - Chris Ward.
-The best way to accelerate Windows is through one.
-Mac users often swear by their Macs, whereas PC users often swear at their PCs.
Murphy's Laws of Warfare...
1. Have you ever read a Six (Pisces)/Eleven (Luna) fic? Do you want to?
2. Do you think Four (Crystal) is hot? How hot?
3. What would happen if Twelve (Nuri) got Eight (Latios) Pregnant?
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine (Ember)?
5. Would Two (Latias) and Six (Pisces) make a good couple?
6. Five (Gemma)/Nine (Ember) or Five (Gemma)/Ten (Mewtwo)?
7. What would happen if Seven (Alex) walked in on Two (Latias) and Twelve (Nuri) having sex?
8. Make up a Summary for a Three (Bianca)/Ten (Mewtwo) fic.
9. Is there any such thing as One (Simon)/Eight (Latios) fluff?
10. Suggest a title for a Seven (Alex)/Twelve (Nuri) Hurt/Comfort fic.
11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Bianca) het?
12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw eleven (Luna)?
13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two (Latias)/Four (Crystal)/Five (Gemma)?
14. If you wrote a song fic about Eight (Latios), what song would you choose?
15. If you wrote a One (Simon)/Six (Pisces)/Twelve (Nuri) fic, what would the warning be?
16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Gemma)?
17. One (Simon) and Seven (Alex) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Ember) runs off with Four (Crystal). One (Simon), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Luna) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Nuri), then follows the wise advice of Five (Gemma) and finds true love with Three (Bianca).
17. What title would you give this fic?
18-What would you do if Seven (Alex)/Eight (Latios) was canon?
Chose 10 of your OC's. Or ten of your favourite people. (Like friends, family, celebrities. Anyone you think is cool.) But you can't choose yourself.
1) 4 (Crystal) invites 3 (Bianca) and 8 (Latios) to dinner at their house. What happens?
Bianca and Latios both turn up but spend the entire night gazing into each others eyes and kissing, completely ignoring Crystal
2) 9 (Latios) tries to get 5 (Gemma) to go to a yoga class. What happens?
After a small argument on the point of it all Gemma would agree to go for the laughs
3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 (Nuri) or 6 (Pisces)?
Pisces, definitely on far more ahem friendly terms with her than Nuri
4) 2 (Latias) and 7 (Alex) are making out. 10 (Mewtwo) walks in...What is their reaction?
A bored nod of acknowledgment, possibly a threat to leave if they’re somewhere on his land
5) 3 (Bianca) falls in love with 6 (Pisces). 8 (Latios) is jealous. What happens?
Latios attempts to win Bianca back with a series of increasingly over the top romantic gestures and will almost definitely succeed.
6) 4 (Crystal) jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10 (Mewtwo), 2(Latias) or 7 (Alex)?
Well since neither Alex or Mewtwo will care, Latias is the winner. Although I question if I’ll want saving from Crystal
7) 1 (Nuri) decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?
She is trying her hardest to cook but her small size is proving to be an impediment
9) 3 (Bianca) has to marry either 8 (Latios), 4 (Crystal) or 9 (Ember). Who do they chose?
This isn’t even a competition, Latios every time.
10) 7 (Alex) kidnaps 2 (Latias) and demands something from 5 (Gemma) for 2 (Latias’)'s release. What is it?
Hmm probably some form oh ahem adult payment, although since it’s Latias he kidnapped he wouldn’t survive long enough to demand anything before I came a wrought a horrible vengeance.
11) You get to meet either 1 (Nuri) or 6 (Pieces). Who do you chose?
Pisces, see question 3
12) 10 (Mewtwo) challenges 4 (Crystal) to a chariot race. Why?
He took offence at Crystal’s straightforward attitude and there were some convenient chariots nearby.
13) Everyone gangs up on 3 (Bianca). Does 3 (Bianca) have a chance in hell?
Wow that’s such a total massacre… wonder what she did to deserve that.
14) Everyone is invited to 2 (Latias) and 10’s (Mewtwo) wedding except for 8 (Latios). How do they react?
Assuming he’s alive again I’d think he would be rather pissed off considering it was his sister but if he’s still in the soul dew then his response would be a slightly peeved glittering
15) Why is 6 (Pisces) afraid of 7 (Alex)?
She knows he could strike her down in an instant if he wanted
16) 10 (Mewtwo) gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
I hate you all… the end.
17) 1 (Nuri) arrives late for 2 (Latias) and 10 (Mewtwo)'s wedding. What happens? And why are they late?
Hmmm well chances are she was lost or off having fun and just plain forgot about it… she would slip in the back mostly unnoticed although Ember may well give her a quiet greeting.
18) 5 (Gemma) and 9 (Ember) get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Hmmm; I have a horrible vision of Gemma running in frantic circles her leaf on fire whilst Ember rolled on the floor watching and laughing.
19) 3 (Bianca), 8 (Latios), 6 (Pisces) and 4 (Crystal) all go to the zoo for 8 (Latios)'s birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8 (Latios)?
The day progress pretty nicely actually and they all have fun at the zoo, Bianca holding most of Latios’ attention. For gifts Pisces gives him a small bracelet, Crystal gives him a pack of condoms as a joke to see everyone’s reaction then a bunch of rare berries as a real gift and Bianca says he’ll get his present later prompting Crystal to beginning guessing increasingly lewd ideas for the ‘gift’.
20) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?
They want me to write more often, I respond by dumping a book or two worth of homework on them and yelling “Finish this and I will!”.
21) 9 (Ember) murders 2 (Latias)’s best friend. What does 2 (Latias) do to get back at them?
Nothing, she’s sobbing while I track Ember down a wreak a horrible, horrible vengeance for making Latias sad.
22) 6 (Pisces) and 1 (Nuri) are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 (Pisces) save themselves or 1 (Nuri)?
Hmm well if one of them is going to escape it will probably be Pisces because Nuri will just panic and freeze up in the face of real danger, that and she’s too young to know any useful moves.
23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?
Hmmm good question; I would have to say Mewtwo because he’s going to end up getting himself killed or captured one of these days.
24) 5 (Gemma) is trapped in a cave. 10 (Mewtwo) comes to rescue them. What happens?
Mewtwo isn’t really rescuing her, he teleports in gloats a bit then teleports out laughing, Gemma escapes on her own after a little while.
25) 3 (Bianca) starts a day camp. What happens?
She would be good at it, wow boring answer.
26) 4 (Crystal), 6 (Pisces), and 7(Alex) are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 (Latios) walks in. What happens?
Latios raises an eyebrow and backs off slowly muttering under his breath about there being something in the air around here.
27) 1 (Nuri) starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 (Ember) and 10 (Mewtwo) are going out. What is 2 (Latias)'s reaction?
Latias giggles and shakes her head before helping Nuri with her spelling, although the question of how she learnt to type/write is never brought up.
28) 7 (Alex) makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
Doubt it, more than likely he would blow up the kitchen since he’s never even used an over before, or any other utensil or that matter.
29) 8 (Latios) and 3 (Bianca) go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
After a little while outside, kissing, they decide to go check into a hotel.
30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do?
Latios moves to protect Bianca who is trying to pull him away sobbing “Don’t do it, not again; I can’t loose you” Latios sees sense and teleports them to safety.
31) The quiz is over. What does everyone go do now?
Latios and Bianca are in their hotel room, probably best we don’t disturb them. Next door Crystal and Pisces are with Alex, again we probably shouldn’t go in their for at least a few days. Nuri is led off to bed by Ember and they curl up in a corner and sleep. Gemma decides to head home since it boring being by herself. Mewtwo sighs and teleports away to blissful seclusion.