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This is my life by loudie reviews
Bella's life is horrible. She is beaten, abused and is looking for her savior. What happens when her savior comes sooner than expected? Who or what is her savior?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 69,995 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Bella, Edward, Jared - Complete
Boxes of Chocolates by NoThisIsNotChelz reviews
AU: Charlie is abusive. Edward and Bella go to the same school. What happens when Edward falls in love...and what about Bella? And if Edward and Bella fall in love what happens to Charlie? Very Twisted in a GREAT way! Rated M for abuse!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 34,741 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 2/13/2008
Never play truth or dare with Emmett by Until Her Heart Stops reviews
Edward leaves to go hunting for a weekend.Bella is left with Emmett and Jasper what could possibly go wrong. When Edward comes back what will Bella be like? EXB foreva!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Aol Instant Messenger by writergirl94 reviews
Yes, it is another AIM chatroom with the Cullens and of course a few werewolves and some humans. So omc, fantastic 4,and some squirrels? things can get pretty crazy! Read&Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,231 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Project Hope by SRWM reviews
After going to hell and back, Isabella Swan is sent to live with a new foster family. Her parents are dead, she's a victim of many horrid things, all she wants is to find her brother, she has three sadistic killers after her. Can she get her life back?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,575 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Bella
Oh No You Didn't! by taylorcullenforever reviews
alice and bella are in a class together... they pass notes and here are their notes... the cullens might come in too... Written by me and my friend! HILARIOUS! READ and R & R! Warning Some Sexual Theme 14 and up
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,656 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pain's Devastation by christinemarie13 reviews
Bella is pulled from her numbness and can't take it. How will Jasper and Alice repair the devastation that is being caused? Will they be able to save her from herself?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,390 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella And ? by mollykins reviews
Bells and Jazz have been Best-friends since 2nd grade.. what will happen during freshman year that will change everything? REALLY GOOD STORY! read? All human. just restarted writing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,632 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Bella
Nerd by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU:Edward is a nerdy dork. And human. He is being abused by his military father, and his monster of a mother just died. Bella is a happy, beautiful free spirited Vampire, living with the Cullen family. Some Humor. BXE. GIVE IT A SHOT! You wont regret it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,691 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
China Doll by Madame Meg reviews
All Bella ever wanted was love from her father, King Charlie. But when he starts to love her in the wrong way, she escapes, disguised. A vampire prince called Edward saves her from starvation, but can he save her from her father that pursues her? AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,553 - Reviews: 2323 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 1,461 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Help me please! by CowgirlKelly reviews
My name is Bella Swan my brother Jasper and I live with our father since our mother died when I was born. When I turned 14 it all started and now the new kids at school are determined to help even if it means them getting hurt in the process. All human!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,251 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
BET WARS! by Mrs.Cullen42 reviews
This is a humorous story about Bella and emmett making stupid bets. It sarts out with Bella betting she can make Edward like choclate syrup in 1 week. Lemony in later chapters. EXB JXA EXR all vamp, but Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 45,209 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 6/3/2008
Voice in the Night by bella-was-his-second-choice reviews
The Cullens have left, and Bella is convinced by Charlie to go visit Jacob. But will this be the wrong decision? rated M for abuse, and sexual themes. sorry, im bad at summaries!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,074 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Edward, Bella
Interview with the Vampires, Twilight Style by vAMPLIFIED reviews
Why is the cast at Hogwarts? Why has Hannah Montana taken Bella captive? WHY IS JAKE WEARING FISHNETS? R&R to find out. "So, Jacob, you raped my mom..." -Nessie
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,866 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Jacob, Edward
The Cullen's trip to WalMart by Paranoid Pessimist reviews
The Cullens move to a new town in Montana and decide to let the people there know that the Cullen Family is in town... by playing pranks in Wal-mart. This is about 70 years after Bella has been married to ewdard and changed into a vampire. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,078 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 5/15/2008
The Pain Within by unworthy love reviews
AU: Bella has been living with and abusive and alcoholic father, she's with a guy who constantly rapes and abuses her. Is there anyone out there that can save Bella? Will he be the person she's been searching for her whole life? Rated M for content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,790 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 6/18/2007
Truth or Dare: Twilight by Mon Petit Pierrot reviews
Question dare fic. Involves the characters to be very easily driven to insanity as YOU make your favorite do something that they wouldn't ordinarily do. Such as Edward. The only chance you will get. ANY AND ALL DARES ACCEPTED. Still silver candle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,921 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Embarrassed by EmilsEliza reviews
One day when Bella is over at the Cullen’s house they get to talking about some of their most embarrassing moments. Will the Cullen family be able to keep from laughing at each other or will they end up too embarrassed?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,535 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008
Emmett goes to Summer School by TwilightFanatic01 reviews
UHOH! Emmett didn't do so well during the school year, and now he has to take summer school! What crazy things will he do during this time? Especially when one of his classes is... *Gulp*... Home Ec? Please R&R. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,729 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008
WalMart Mayhem by fairytaleromance reviews
Here’s what happens when 5 vampires hyped up on red bull and sugar and a human are locked overnight in a Wal-Mart. This is my first fanfic so reviews are appreciated. Rated M just to be on the safe side :P
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,647 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008
May I Say I Loved You More? by subtle-temptation reviews
Even on the first day of first grade, Edward knew. The bruises on her neck were enough to tell him that he had found someone who would always be there for him, and, years later, it was still true. They loved each other--enough to run away together.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,153 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008
The Phases of the Moon by Aces17 reviews
All Human. BXE. Bella is in a happy relationship with lifelong friend, Jake. He soon turns abusive, and she's afraid to leave. What happens when a strange bronze-haired boy moves in next door and sweeps her off her feet?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,817 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Bella is Anorexic! by kittkatt123 reviews
Post New Moon. Edward is now back, but Bella is not in the same condition as she was in Eclipse. Instead, she can't eat. This is the story of Edward and the rest of the Cullens trying to help Bella stop being anorexic, but things only get worse. Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,440 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
truth or dare w vampires by vampirechick123 reviews
Its truth or dare with vampires... Bella realizes what being a Cullen really means. Very funny R&R you'll love it. rated T for a reason. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,247 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Edward vs Edward by alittlebitwarped reviews
Has Edward finally, met his match? Who would have thought a little puppy could bring Edward to the brink of insanity? Disclaimer: I dont own Twilight...or Bella...I just gave her a puppy! Your welcome Bella!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,183 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008
Blackout by twi-ction reviews
Jacob's desire to gain revenge on Edward causes him to hurt Bella in the worst possible way and she has to live with the consequences. Warnings: Mature, Bad Jake, Rape, but E/B eccentric the entire way through.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,666 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Edward Cullen Is Staring At You by LeighAnn Brewer reviews
Then, Jessica whispered something in my ear so forbidden by some invisible, unspoken rule, that when she hissed it under her breath, it shocked me to no end. It left me frozen in my seat. I couldn’t breath. “Edward Cullen is staring at you." New Moon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,540 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Bella Takes A Survey by pleasebiteme reviews
Bella takes a Myspace survey and gets the rest of the Cullens into taking some too... R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,937 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Twilight IM by 13oClock reviews
Way too many of these, I know. I was bored. So what's with the Bumble beans? Abusive Stuffed Snake? Old people farts? Really long bellybuttons? This can't be good. Weirdest thing is...they're all based on real experiences!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
Emmett Cullen Goes To Day Camp by pleasebiteme reviews
It is what the title suggests. Stupid and random and ridiculous and beautiful. R&R :D Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008
Trouble in Rainy Paradise by christyy reviews
School was nearly over at Forks High School, and Edward and Bella were already secretly engaged. The second Bella says yes, everything starts crashing down. "It's a good thing your bulletproof." I sighed. "I'm going to need that ring."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,979 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Fun at the gym by Emily Mood reviews
The Cullens pull some fun pranks at the local gym.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,854 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Emmett
Emmett the Mighty Genie by twilightfan2894 reviews
Emmett pretends to be Bella's Genie. Bella gets annoyed every time Emmett takes her wishes literally. Three wishes, an annoyed Bella, an amused Cullen family.....yup that's Emmett for ya.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
Distance Cannot Change Forever by edwardcullenissosexy reviews
What if our favorite bronze-haired angel came back during New Moon? Jake brought Bella more pain, he wasn't her personal sun. Ed came "just for 1 night" but while listening to Bella sleep,he witnesses the wreckage he left behind. The real ending to WUCB2M
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,190 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Morgue by hellopants reviews
A funny no longer one-shot I came up with sitting in a hospital waiting room. Those crazy Cullen's are at it again! VAMPIRES! It's being continued thanks to bribes from My-Bella and E. C. Cullen. The new stuff is what happens when Edward gets home!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,696 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008
Lose It by Hopeless-Romantic1901 reviews
This story takes place at the beginning of NEW MOON. What if when Jacob took Bella's motorcycle to her house, he lost control and attacked Bella? How would Edward handle it? Reviews are appreciated, so please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,156 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008
The Laughing Stream by Paranoid Pessimist reviews
Bella and the Cullen's discover the secret of Note Passing and AIM. What fun will they have? What trouble will they get into? Bach, the Bleach Monster, Exploding COOKIES! Read on to find out :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008
Nakedness, Rapping & The Murderous Green by Imaginary1.x reviews
Alice is rapping, Carlisle is on the roof naked and singing. Not to mention the Green is murderous! R&R! Sequel to Rosalie, Fanta & Disco Ed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
Cullen IM by Staring At His Picture reviews
The Cullen family and Bella start IMing each other and things get a little weird...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/13/2008
Edward Cullen Reads Fanfiction by Sarrebham1 reviews
I met Edward, and decided to show him Fanfiction! But what happens when he finds the "M" rating on the Twilight site? Dum, dum, dum! Now with Jacob reads Fanfiction!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
Potato Chips by Izzy Masen reviews
Bella thinks she is finally beginning to understand the feeling of bloodlust. Post-Eclipse, Pre-Transformation.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
That Darn Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella and Emmett are stuck in the police station because Emmett came with the bright idea of getting Bella drunk at a bar. Short series! NOT AN EMMETT AND BELLA LOVE STORY! Very funny Rated for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008
Look Alike by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The Cullens watch Goblet of Fire and notice that a certain wizard looks like a certain vampire, fluffy and a little funny. BXE One-shot Very short.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 61 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Sex Education With Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 106 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Bella is Raped! by kittkatt123 reviews
Bella is raped by Jacob and starts to cut her wrist, but then Edward finds her with blood on her arm on the bathroom floor. Rape is NOT LEMONY read and review... NOT LEMONY.... This story goes out to my BFF Rosanna I love you! Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,096 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
Rosalie, Fanta & Disco Ed by Imaginary1.x reviews
Rosalie is a pshycotic cheerleader with a facination of Coca Cola, Bella Likes Fanta and needs therapy & Edward is in a Disco Suit. What The Hell Is Happining! ONESHOT to get over Writers-Block! ALL CHARACTERS ARE MAJORLY OOC! Please Read & Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
Scary Bella by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
Bella is at Jessicas party, and get's drunk and drugged. What will the Cullen's do? My first story, full of spelling mistakes and kinda funny, so please be nice! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,702 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete