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Joined 11-30-22, id: 15655526, Profile Updated: 02-19-23
Author has written 2 stories for Wingfeather Saga, Mandalorian, and Keeper of the Lost Cities.

Hello dear readers, enjoy the content I have on my profile, and my stories if they ever get written. I like to read a lot on FanFiction.Net, so many of the things here you might have seen on other profiles. Enjoy!

Some favorites are: Lord of the Rings, The Mandalorian, Avengers, Percy Jackson, Star Wars, chocolate, free books, Artemis Fowl, Fablehaven, Beyonders, Dragonwatch, and other stuff I won't bore you with.

If you people have any book ideas, feel free to PM me (idk, the other writers say it), or comment on one of my stories. I will most likely see the comments first.

When reading my stories, please be nice, no cussing or allusions are tolerated in the comments section, I WILL report you if you do. Much of the information in my Fanfictions might not be accurate, so spare me the complaining and just point it out nicely.

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Okay, I know this is long, but it's so beautiful that as a Christian, I had to put it on here.

An atheist professor of philosophy asks one of his new students to stand.

"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"

"Yes, sir," the student says.

"So you believe in God?"

"Absolutely."

"Is God good?"

"Sure! God's good."

"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"

"Yes."

Now the professor asks, "Are you good or evil?"

"The Bible says I'm evil," replies the student.

The professor grins knowingly.

"Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a moment. "Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?"

"Yes, sir, I would."

"So you're good…!"

"I wouldn't say that."

"But why not say that? You'd help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't."

The student does not answer, so the professor continues. "He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Hmmm? Can you answer that one?"

The student remains silent.

"No, you can't, can you?" the professor says. He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax.

"Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?"

"Er… yes," the student says.

"Is Satan good?"

The student doesn't hesitate on this one. "No."

"Then where does Satan come from?"

The student falters. "From God," he answers after a few moments.

"That's right. God made Satan, didn't he? Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?"

"Yes, sir."

"Evil's everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything, correct?"

"Yes."

"So who created evil?" The professor continued, "If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil."

Again, the student has no answer. "Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things, do they exist in this world?"

The student squirms on his feet. "Yes."

"So who created them?"

The student does not answer again, so the professor repeats his question. "Who created them?" There is still no answer. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace in front of the classroom. The class is mesmerized. "Tell me," he continues onto another student. "Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?"

The student's voice betrays him and cracks. "Yes, professor, I do."

The old man stops pacing. "Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?"

"No, sir. I've never seen Him."

"Then tell us if you've ever heard your Jesus?"

"No, sir, I have not."

"Have you ever felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your Jesus? Have you ever had any sensory perception of Jesus Christ, or God for that matter?"

"No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't."

"Yet you still believe in him?"

"Yes."

"According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?"

"Nothing," the student replies. "I only have my faith."

"Yes, faith," the professor repeats. "And that is the problem science has with God. There is no evidence, only faith."

The student stands quietly for a moment, before asking a question of his own. "Professor, is there such thing as heat?"

"Yes," the professor replies. "There's heat."

"And is there such a thing as cold?"

"Yes, son, there's cold too."

"No, sir, there isn't."

The professor turns to face the student, obviously interested. The room suddenly becomes very quiet. The student begins to explain. "You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, unlimited heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat, but we don't have anything called 'cold'. We can hit up to 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold; otherwise we would be able to go colder than the lowest, minus 458 degrees.

"Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-458 F) is the total absence of heat. You see, sir, cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it."

Silence across the room. A pen drops somewhere in the classroom, sounding like a hammer.

"What about darkness, professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?"

"Yes," the professor replies without hesitation. "What is night if it isn't darkness?"

"You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something; it is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light, but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? That's the meaning we use to define the word.

"In reality, darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?"

The professor begins to smile at the student in front of him. This will be a good semester. "So what point are you making, young man?"

"Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with, and so your conclusion must also be flawed."

The professor's face cannot hide his surprise this time. "Flawed? Can you explain how?"

"You are working on the premise of duality," the student explains. "You argue that there is life and then there's death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure.

"Sir, science can't explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it.

"Now tell me, professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from monkeys?"

"If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, young man, yes, of course I do."

"Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?"

The professor begins to shake his head, still smiling, as he realizes where the argument is going. A very good semester, indeed.

"Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an ongoing endeavour, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a preacher?"

The class is in an uproar. The student remains silent until the commotion has subsided.

"To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, let me give you an example of what I mean."

The student looks around the room. "Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor's brain?" The class breaks out into laughter.

"Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain, felt the professor's brain, touched or smelt the professor's brain? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, with all due respect, sir.

"So if science says you have no brain, how can we trust your lectures, sir?"

Now the room is silent. The professor just stares at the student, his face unreadable.

Finally, after what seems an eternity, the old man answers. "I guess you'll have to take them on faith."

"Now, you accept that there is faith, and in fact, faith exists with life," the student continues. "Now, sir, is there such a thing as evil?"

Now uncertain, the professor responds, "Of course there is. We see it every day. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil."

To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist, sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light."

The professor sat down.

LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS):

1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

2. A will is a dead giveaway.

3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

4. A backward poet writes inverse.

5. In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.

6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

7. If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.

10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

11. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

12. A grenade that fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.

13. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

14. Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.

15. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

16. A calendar's days are numbered.

17. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.

18. A boiled egg is hard to beat.

19. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

20. A plateau is a high form of flattery.

21. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.

22. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

23. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

24. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.

25. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.

26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

27. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

28. Acupuncture: a jab well done.

29. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.

THE 27 COMMANDMENTS OF FANFICTION

1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for spelling and grammar errors. The Fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for a reason.

2. Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.

3. Thou shalt not put Author's Notes in the middle of a story.

4. Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a story, unless the the characters are actually texting.

5. Thou shalt keep to one tense, and one only, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.

6. Apply the above five to POV's as well.

7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing in your story. It probably is quite funny.

8. Thou shalt not use ,;, or :( to show the emotion exhibited by the character.

9. Thou shalt try to keep characters in character!

10. Thou shalt not teat every criticism as a flame.

11. The Authors Note is not a spot for personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.

12. Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase 'first fic' in the summary.

13. Thy created characters must not have names exceeding five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name exceed five words in length.

14. Thou shalt not insert thyself into the story as a character- yes, we know that thy is in love with thyself but we don't need to read about how thy ends up with the main character.

15. If thou art writing a story that differs from the original plot line, thou shalt point it out in the beginning.

16. Thou shalt not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).

17. Thou shalt show not tell.

18. Thou shalt NEVER use the phrase 'I suck at summaries' in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.

19. Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est- writing is an art.

20. Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word 'Okay', right. ' 'K' and 'Ok' are not acceptable compromises.

21. Thou shalt only use cliches when (a. thou art writing a parody and (b. find a new and interesting twist to make cliches bearable to thine readers.

22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers will be confus-ed.

23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READERS AND THE FANFICTION GODS. THOU HAST AN ENTER KEY FOR A REASON.

24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.

25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story.

26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.

27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers.

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First, I'm not a Jedi by Manke reviews
Percy Jackson ends up floating in the ocean of Kamino. War never ends, and he has been tasked to lead men into battle. It seems war is all he knows, and it is all he is good at. Recruited to battle the Sith, he leads. Not everyone approves of him or his unconventional ways, but he makes it clear to anyone that asks. He isn't a Jedi. Why should he have to play by their rules to win?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,292 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 2,053 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 2/9/2023 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Shaak Ti, Percy J.
The Way Home by RainyDayReading342 reviews
Itzel and Arthedor are the children of the High King Kalmar. They have a perfect life, until the Stone Keepers and their small army of rouge Fangs and Stranders kidnap them. They demand a ransom from Anneira, but after Itzel and Arthie escape, how will they find their way home?
Wingfeather Saga - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,381 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/13/2023 - Published: 3/19/2023 - OC
17 Years Your Heart Still Beat by RainyDayReading342 reviews
Sophie finds herself talking to Vertina after a long day. But then, the mirror-girl slips, and reveals a secret that changes everything. Is the dead still walking among us? Has she been fight in front of our eyes? Is she still here?
Keeper of the Lost Cities - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/26/2023 - Published: 4/24/2023 - Complete
KOTLC Book 9 Avengers Style by EllietheCreator reviews
Keefe drops into the middle of New York City hours before a huge storm. Clint finds a teenage runaway with no safe place to stay. What happens when the worlds of elves and superhumans collides?
Crossover - Avengers & Keeper of the Lost Cities - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/5/2022 - Published: 8/27/2022 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier
Child of the Elements by RJ Cadigan reviews
Aeron's parents disappeared ten years ago, leaving nothing behind but a picture with one clue: the word "Havenfield." And Aeron's abilities are getting out of hand - he doesn't know how much longer he can go on lying. Driven to desperation, Aeron travels to a history museum in San Diego, hoping to find answers. Little does he know, this odyssey will change his life forever...
Keeper of the Lost Cities - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,218 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/4/2022 - Published: 1/30/2021 - OC, Marella R.
KLOTC book 9 Avengers style (Continued in another account) by Dreamerinabottle reviews
Where did Keefe go when he light-leaped away from Grady? New York City, home of the mighty Avengers. What will happen when a sympathetic Clint invites a ‘random teenage runaway’ to stay the night at Avengers Tower?
Crossover - Keepers of the Lost Cities & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/27/2022 - Published: 7/8/2022 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B., Nick F., Black Widow/Natasha R.
So I Guess This is My Life Now by RuinedFox reviews
After the Avengers saved New York from the Chitauri, Clint needed a break. Luckily, Percy was happy to provide somewhere to take said break. Or that time Percy ended up housing an Avenger and found himself becoming sort of a safe haven for more than one hero. Things get interesting. Not that he's complaining.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,918 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 2,259 - Follows: 2,598 - Updated: 6/12/2019 - Published: 10/14/2017
The Revelation by Fighter1357 reviews
Dick discovers that John Grayson might not be his father. And it all started with a single fluke on a mission. Now, he's got to discover who his father is- if he's even alive, and deal with the sudden appearance of powers. But they'd got an address. Long Island, New York. And they'd got a name. Possibly. And they're not even sure of that.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 100,361 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 11/21/2017 - Published: 5/24/2017 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Robin
The Blades of Eru by Ilada'Jefiv reviews
As Legolas flees from the orcs that killed his patrol, he stumbles onto a cave that drops him into the land of Narnia. What is his purpose here, and why does Jadis desire his death so badly?
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,102 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Legolas, Jadis the White Witch - Complete
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The Way Home reviews
Arthredor and Itzel are High King Kalmar’s children. They have a cousin named Liam from their uncle Janner. The long thought lost Stone Keepers hatch a plot to capture the heirs to the kingdom. They have demands. But when the children escape, can they find their way home? Can Liam rescue them in time? This is the same as RainyDayReading342’s story. We are writting it together.
Wingfeather Saga - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,454 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/4/2023 - Published: 3/25/2023 - OC
If They Met reviews
An idea came up to me one day: What if… the Keeper of the Lost Cities crew met the Mandalorian and his friends? Chaos ensured. This is a short one-shot, theater style. As a chalenge: Try not to Laugh. ;D
Crossover - Mandalorian & Keeper of the Lost Cities - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2023 - Bo-Katan Kryze, Keefe S., Sophie F., The Mandalorian/Din Djarin - Complete